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PEE Poll: How would you kill Cubert Farnsworth?
Disembowel him with a Robo-Rooter   -5 (3.3%)
I love Cubert, and would never harm him   -8 (5.3%)
Ditch him into a black hole   -23 (15.1%)
Create another clone, and have a death-battle   -23 (15.1%)
Set the Robot Mafia onto him   -5 (3.3%)
Feed him to H. G. Blob   -10 (6.6%)
Drop a piano on him   -5 (3.3%)
Tie him to the ships engines for a 3-hour trip   -20 (13.2%)
Force Amy to kill him with snu-snu   -17 (11.2%)
Other (please state)   -36 (23.7%)
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MrBlonde

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« #560 : 01-29-2007 13:26 »
« : 01-29-2007 13:26 »

 
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Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
I still stick to all I said about spoons.

But apart from that, we could take him to an evil dentist and have all his teeth drilled out without numbing his mouth first. Then we'd kill him. With a spoon.

Just like in The Marathon Man but we're not Nazis... yet!
   :evillaugh: 


TOTPD!   :D   :)
Trombonist

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« #561 : 01-29-2007 18:51 »

We could send him to the robot insane asylum
MrBlonde

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« #562 : 01-29-2007 19:23 »

If we send someone in after him then that would be a great plan... Also I'd like to sick a dog on Cubert and watch him rip Cubert to shreds.
jle1993

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« #563 : 01-30-2007 04:52 »

Pack of wild cats
BeanBeanBean!

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« #564 : 01-30-2007 10:00 »

JLE is back :)
RobotDevilRox

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« #565 : 01-30-2007 12:44 »
« : 01-30-2007 12:44 »

 
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Originally posted by MrBlonde:
  Just like in The Marathon Man but we're not Nazis... yet!
     :evillaugh: 

Never seen it/ read it/ whatever.   :p

Also, we could set my rabbit on him. She's a killer rabbit. She bites me when she's in a bad mood, my brothers are seriously scared of her! XD
MrBlonde

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« #566 : 01-30-2007 15:45 »

Just like in Monty Python & The Holy Grail... That reminds me we could use the Holy Hand Grenade!
RobotDevilRox

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« #567 : 01-31-2007 14:31 »
« : 01-31-2007 14:31 »

Yeah, that's a good idea!

Or we could smash his head in with a silver mallet!

Or we could throw eggs at him until he died from salmonella!
Trombonist

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« #568 : 01-31-2007 15:56 »

We should get Bender to pound him into the ground like a stake with a shovel. 
MrBlonde

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« #569 : 01-31-2007 17:17 »

Isn't that like the third time you said that? Whatever it's still a pretty cool death.
Decapodian

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« #570 : 01-31-2007 18:16 »

Stick him in the haunted castle in The Honking until he goes insane and kills himself...
MrBlonde

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« #571 : 01-31-2007 19:34 »

We invite Cubert over for a nice lobster dinner then when I'm on his good side BAM! Jab a fork in his eye.
RobotDevilRox

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« #572 : 02-01-2007 12:17 »

Not fork! SPOON!
Writer unit32

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« #573 : 02-01-2007 14:29 »

Not spoon!TEA-CUP!
MrBlonde

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« #574 : 02-01-2007 15:24 »

And we use his lungs as crumpets!
Reginleif

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« #575 : 02-01-2007 20:05 »

Let him die happy, i let amy give him the snu-snu treatment, tho that would be mean to kif.
Reginleif

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« #576 : 02-01-2007 20:07 »

Hey! My signiture isn't there!
Bender19
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« #577 : 02-01-2007 20:33 »
« : 02-01-2007 20:33 »

have bender take him to a suiuside booth and bener will spary pain the sighn that say suiside booth into mario 3000 and bender will say go in its a video game then he gos in bender locks him in there for 5 mimutes
Bender19
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« #578 : 02-01-2007 20:35 »

or we clud bash him with the fossle of seymore
Writer unit32

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« #579 : 02-02-2007 01:55 »

I remember when posts made sense...
Decapodian

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« #580 : 02-02-2007 04:00 »

clud bash him?

Bender19, that makes no sense whatsoever..
RobotDevilRox

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« #581 : 02-02-2007 13:49 »



 
Quote
Originally posted by Writer unit32:
Not spoon!TEA-CUP!

SPOON! SPOON! SPOON!

And Bender19... WTF...?
MrBlonde

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« #582 : 02-02-2007 14:20 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by MrBlonde:
I would tie him to a chair take billions of disposable cameras with the flash and I would keep on taking pictures of him until his eyes burn out of his skull then if he's not dead from blood loss I would eat his brain with a big 'ol smile on my face.

To get back on topic I quoted my old method which is my favorite.
PazuzuJr

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« #583 : 02-02-2007 14:31 »
« : 02-02-2007 14:31 »

He should be killed with a silver hammer - just ask maxwell (ps. i think maxwell looks a bit like fry/cubert - not a good thing) -  http://www.freeonlinegames.com/play/2466.html](watch it)
MrBlonde

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« #584 : 02-02-2007 14:33 »

That's one of my favorite Beatles songs... But I love that video.

But instead of a hammer we'll use a fire poker!
RobotDevilRox

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« #585 : 02-02-2007 14:35 »

I already said that Pazuzu, further up the page.  :) And don't blame me that I'm obsessed - you're the one who showed me the song in the first place!  :evillaugh:
PazuzuJr

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« #586 : 02-02-2007 14:37 »
« : 02-02-2007 14:37 »

1) u said silver mallet
2) i didn't know
3) oh well - you never said where it's from!   :p

mrB - a fire poker would do ok but a blow-torch...
MrBlonde

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« #587 : 02-02-2007 14:45 »
« : 02-02-2007 14:45 »

It's all good.

We stranlge him with his own testies!
PazuzuJr

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« #588 : 02-02-2007 14:56 »

ew! how bout we sell him on eBay to a force labour camp.
MrBlonde

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« #589 : 02-02-2007 14:59 »

And the force labour camp leader stabs you in the kidney when you graduate!
RobotDevilRox

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« #590 : 02-03-2007 09:36 »

With a spoon!
MrBlonde

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« #591 : 02-03-2007 10:42 »

Then we eat his brain like Lucky Charms!
jle1993

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« #592 : 02-03-2007 12:10 »

Send him to Robot Hell
Writer unit32

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« #593 : 02-03-2007 12:24 »
« : 02-03-2007 23:00 »

Contaminate him with T-Virus.

Edited,coz I haven't watched horror films a long time now
RobotDevilRox

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« #594 : 02-03-2007 12:47 »

Put a smelly sock over his head until he dies from suffocation!
MrBlonde

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« #595 : 02-03-2007 17:52 »

Set a pack of wild mice and a aligator on him!
totalnerd undercanada

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« #596 : 02-03-2007 19:34 »

 
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Originally posted by Writer unit32:
Contaminate him with Virus D.

For a moment, I got confused. I thought that you meant the T-Virus.

Imagine if you will, a shambling undead Cubert, roaming the halls of Planet Express in search of living tissue to seize and consume (much as Richard Nixon and his enormous cyborg body probably roam Washington looking for candy in the hands of small children).

Braaaaiiiiiiiiiins!
MrBlonde

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« #597 : 02-03-2007 19:37 »

Then we chop off his legs and arms then pick out pieces of his zombie brain until nothing's left.
totalnerd undercanada

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« #598 : 02-03-2007 19:43 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by MrBlonde:
I would tie him to a chair take billions of disposable cameras with the flash and I would keep on taking pictures of him until his eyes burn out of his skull then if he's not dead from blood loss I would eat his brain with a big 'ol smile on my face.

 
Quote
Originally posted by MrBlonde:
Then we chop off his legs and arms then pick out pieces of his zombie brain until nothing's left.

Are you going to eat the zombie brain when you're done? I wouldn't recommend it. The T-Virus stays active when tranferred from one host to another, y'know. You could end up a zombie yourself.

Well, you will end up a zombie yourself if you eat it. There's not really much more to say than that.

I hope your last meal is worth it.
Decapodian

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« #599 : 02-04-2007 03:57 »

Whats Virus D?
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