How would you kill Cubert Farnsworth?

[Reply #480 on:]

I would remove his eyes using a spoon and put some plastic explosives in the freed space.Then I'd perform the play 'Sleep,Sleep,Dear Bastard'.

[Reply #481 on:]

Force him to sing the soprarno part in a high pitch song untill his lungs burst and he dies, if he stops singing we zapp him with an electrified prod untill he starts again, same if he doesn't sing high enough.

[Reply #482 on:]

Bound him in one room with Donkey.They'll drive each other nuts and one day one of them will comit suicide.I only hope it wont be Donkey

[Reply #483 on:]

I like donkey, can't we put my science teacher in and let them bore eachother to death?

[Reply #484 on:]

Fead him to my pet raptors.
Or fead him to a toaster.

PS,yeah,Donkey's the best!

[Reply #485 on:]

Rip out his eyes then through the sockets rip out little pieces of his brain until there's nothing left.

[Reply #486 on:]

I wouldn't kill him! (He's kinda cute!)

[Reply #487 on:]

 

Originally posted by power girl07:
I wouldn't kill him! (He's kinda cute!)

    There is nothing more to say

[Reply #488 on:]

... Well that was uncomfotable

Anyways tape his manhood together then rip the tape off with the "manhood" and watch him bleed to death.

[Reply #489 on:]

Cut off his manhood and shove it down his throat, forcing him to eat it

[Reply #490 on:]

Too small guys, too small, be creative, like a dominoe rally thing, like when he walks through a certain door, the opening of said door pulls on a length of string, cunningly attached to said string would be, say, a small peg of wood supporting a bowling ball on a wonky shelf and a wieght tied to a snare trap flipping the Prof upside down and dangles him there, while the ball is sent rolling down to the bucket at the end, weighing it down and pulling up...oh I dunno, a snooker cue that presses a button on the ceiling that makes the remote control car on the table move forward into, say, a set of dominoes, that cascade along till the final one trips a mouse trap with an alcaseltzer thingy on it sending said alcaseltzer into the fish tank, the overflow of the reaction flows over the side to two small bits of wire completing the circuit that winches a small lumberjack figure over to a thin piece of string and brings his ridiculously sharp axe down upon it letting lose a cleverly disguised battering ram the size of a greatwood (it were ingeniously disguised as a smaller battering ram) which falls on it path at the Prof but doesn't quite reach but snaps the small string holding it to the ceiling crashing through the floor and bringing up a floor board straight into the Proffesor's *ahem* manly bits with such a force as to make him sing soprano (jle1993) while forcing said *ahem* manly bits through his body and popping out his eyes alowing for Mr.Blonde and Writer Unit 32 to do their thing, then maybe later we'll feed what's left to that toaster.

[Reply #491 on:]

But we're killing Cubert not the Proffser

[Reply #492 on:]

 

Originally posted by FENIX:
Too small guys, too small, be creative, like a dominoe rally thing, like when he walks through a certain door, the opening of said door pulls on a length of string, cunningly attached to said string would be, say, a small peg of wood supporting a bowling ball on a wonky shelf and a wieght tied to a snare trap flipping the Prof upside down and dangles him there, while the ball is sent rolling down to the bucket at the end, weighing it down and pulling up...oh I dunno, a snooker cue that presses a button on the ceiling that makes the remote control car on the table move forward into, say, a set of dominoes, that cascade along till the final one trips a mouse trap with an alcaseltzer thingy on it sending said alcaseltzer into the fish tank, the overflow of the reaction flows over the side to two small bits of wire completing the circuit that winches a small lumberjack figure over to a thin piece of string and brings his ridiculously sharp axe down upon it letting lose a cleverly disguised battering ram the size of a greatwood (it were ingeniously disguised as a smaller battering ram) which falls on it path at the Prof but doesn't quite reach but snaps the small string holding it to the ceiling crashing through the floor and bringing up a floor board straight into the Proffesor's *ahem* manly bits with such a force as to make him sing soprano (jle1993) while forcing said *ahem* manly bits through his body and popping out his eyes alowing for Mr.Blonde and Writer Unit 32 to do their thing, then maybe later we'll feed what's left to that toaster.

You. Are. My. God!

[Reply #493 on:]

Oh man,that was so good that Fenix nearly killed the thread by finding the ultimate way to kill Cub.But actually,I think the dark matter cannon from a Strider from Half Life would be enough.It would just destroy Cubert without even leaving any blood or other things that would remind us that he existed

[Reply #494 on:]

Ooh, that's not bad!

[Reply #495 on:]

 

Originally posted by jle1993:
Cut off his manhood and shove it down his throat, forcing him to eat it

Thats pretty sick chewing on your own, or for that matter anybody's manhood, thats some sick junk.

[Reply #496 on:]

Cutting people's personal areas up is a great thing.

Cut off his face. Nuff' said.

[Reply #497 on:]

 Cut off his head and force it down his scrotum!

[Reply #498 on:]

get scruffy to ram a mop through his face.

[Reply #499 on:]

Make a monument to us,PEELers and burry Cubert alive under it.

[Reply #500 on:]

It should be something like the piano method, since he is smart enough to expect something subtle like being poisoned or shot. The piano is so ovbious, he wouldn't notice it.

[Reply #501 on:]

Interesting name tou got there,Alx_xlA...usually people who say their names backwardes get send to the fifth dimension...

[Reply #502 on:]

Trebuc... I've sent Cubert to the fifth dimension.

[Reply #503 on:]

Shoot him in the head, yes I know it's not that creative, but it'll stop the little bastard once and for all

[Reply #504 on:]

 

Originally posted by tyraniak:
Shoot him in the head, yes I know it's not that creative, but it'll stop the little bastard once and for all

But what if he turns into Zombie Cubert!!

[Reply #505 on:]

I say burry him alive under a monument to us!Or just use the dark matter cannon to destroy him.

[Reply #506 on:]

Whats a dark matter cannon?

[Reply #507 on:]

Dont exactly remember what a dark matter cannon is...

[Reply #508 on:]

Does it shoot dark matter at people?

[Reply #509 on:]

Nope.Atleast I think so.

Kill him using Adam West's cat-thrower.

[Reply #510 on:]

Rip off his arm and sharpen it into a knife and then stab him with it. And then rip his intestines out of the knife wound and procede to hang him with them.

And while hes dieing slowly and painfully fire up the barbacue and roast his carcasse

[Reply #511 on:]

 

Originally posted by Bigboysdontcry:
  Thats pretty sick chewing on your own, or for that matter anybody's manhood, thats some sick junk.

Has anyone ever told you that you're an idiot and you dont get the point of stuff?I mean come on,BBDC,you cant critisise anything after just saying to hit Cubert.

[Reply #512 on:]

Base ball bats are un-creative unless it's a base ball bat with barbed wire and snakes on it...

[Reply #513 on:]

 

Originally posted by MrBlonde:
Base ball bats are un-creative unless it's a base ball bat with barbed wire and snakes on it...

Baseball bats aren't that bad, you've just gotta stick it up his behind!

[Reply #514 on:]

But would that kill him... Before you stick it up his ass light it on fire.

[Reply #515 on:]

The baseball bat idea is good if the bat is 3 metres high, extremely sharp, set on fire, made of iron, wreathed with barbed wire, embedded with bits of glass, has deadly weapons hanging off it and has a small nuclear warhead in the tip of the bat.

[Reply #516 on:]

Now that's a good idea!

[Reply #517 on:]

Also,a baseball is good when there also is some plastic explosives and a detonator.

[Reply #518 on:]

A Cubert Clone battle would be the best!!!

Now that's a show i'd pay too see!!!   

I also like Decapodian's idea!

[Reply #519 on:]

i think we should take a page from the itchy and scrathy book. i personally like the idea of killing him, cloning him,killing him, cloning him,killing him, cloning him,killing him, cloning him,killing him, cloning him,killing him, cloning him,killing him, cloning him,killing him, cloning him etc. we could see him suffer forever!!