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PEE Poll: How would you kill Cubert Farnsworth?
Disembowel him with a Robo-Rooter   -5 (3.3%)
I love Cubert, and would never harm him   -8 (5.3%)
Ditch him into a black hole   -23 (15.1%)
Create another clone, and have a death-battle   -23 (15.1%)
Set the Robot Mafia onto him   -5 (3.3%)
Feed him to H. G. Blob   -10 (6.6%)
Drop a piano on him   -5 (3.3%)
Tie him to the ships engines for a 3-hour trip   -20 (13.2%)
Force Amy to kill him with snu-snu   -17 (11.2%)
Other (please state)   -36 (23.7%)
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PazuzuJr

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« #640 : 02-12-2007 14:19 »

What's the soup thread?
totalnerd undercanada

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« #641 : 02-12-2007 16:02 »

 
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Originally posted by PazuzuJr:
What's the soup thread?

Only the most important thread on the entire Internet!
MrBlonde

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« #642 : 02-12-2007 18:32 »

We shove full soup cans in his eyes.
PazuzuJr

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« #643 : 02-13-2007 05:45 »

^better use tomato so it looks like more BLOOD muah ha ha ha^
Writer unit32

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« #644 : 02-13-2007 11:25 »

Hmmm,I'm afraid I'm out of ideas...
Force-kill him,maybe?
RobotDevilRox

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« #645 : 02-13-2007 12:21 »

Force him to commit suicide.
PazuzuJr

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« #646 : 02-13-2007 13:26 »

^Wouldn't that just be murder^
Writer unit32

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« #647 : 02-13-2007 13:42 »

Put every atom of his body in a separate jar.
PazuzuJr

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« #648 : 02-14-2007 04:12 »

^that might take until he's as old as farnsworth^
MrBlonde

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« #649 : 02-14-2007 13:23 »

Then we burn the atom jars!


I hate fucking Valentines Day. Not because I'm single, it's because Halmark made it up and it's just a ploy for everyone to buy more cards.
PazuzuJr

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« #650 : 02-14-2007 13:43 »

 
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Originally posted by MrBlonde:because Halmark made it up and it's just a ploy for everyone to buy more cards.
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RobotDevilRox

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« #651 : 02-14-2007 13:58 »

 
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Originally posted by MrBlonde:
I hate fucking Valentines Day. Not because I'm single, it's because Halmark made it up and it's just a ploy for everyone to buy more cards.

Damn right!

We ought to get someone to send Cubert an anonymous Valetine's card, so that he'll die from wondering who sent it. I didn't reallt explain that very well, I'm tired, but I hope you get what I mean.  :p
MrBlonde

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« #652 : 02-14-2007 14:01 »

He'll go to the ends of the earth then he would be eaten by a giant Chrlie Brown.

Glad to see people agree with me.
Writer unit32

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« #653 : 02-14-2007 14:45 »
« : 02-14-2007 14:45 »

Wait!Valentine's Day is today?...
Anyway,I wouldn't know.I don't care for it eighter(I wouldn't care,even if I wasn't single  :rolleyes: ).
I was only made up for emos to get a chance to write about feelings in something except their diaries.

But we got of-topic.
We should ban him from the Soup Thread.He'll have to kill himself.
Decapodian

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« #654 : 02-14-2007 18:39 »

 
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Originally posted by MrBlonde:
Then we burn the atom jars!


I hate fucking Valentines Day. Not because I'm single, it's because Halmark made it up and it's just a ploy for everyone to buy more cards.

Actually Hallmarkk didnt make it up.
It was originally St Velentines day celebrating what some saint did.
I dont know how it turned into the evil thing it is now.


Put Cubert in a blender and then burn the blender!
totalnerd undercanada

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« #655 : 02-14-2007 19:04 »
« : 02-14-2007 19:04 by totalnerduk »

 
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Originally posted by MrBlonde:
I hate fucking Valentines Day. Not because I'm single, it's because Halmark made it up and it's just a ploy for everyone to buy more cards.

No. Click to discover why you are wrong.

That said, it is a crappy excuse for greetings cards companies to get rich. But they didn't create it, and it's not a holiday. You don't get time off for it, do you?

Back to killing Cubert, that inoffensive young scamp who has done everybody so little wrong...
RobotDevilRox

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« #656 : 02-15-2007 13:27 »

 
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
Back to killing Cubert, that inoffensive young scamp who has done everybody so little wrong... annoying little git who's always so obnoxious.

 :p
totalnerd undercanada

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« #657 : 02-15-2007 18:09 »

Don't you quote edit quote edit me, You quote arse unquote hole.
RobotDevilRox

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« #658 : 02-17-2007 10:28 »

Uh... Sure...
MrBlonde

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« #659 : 02-17-2007 20:58 »

We'll kill Cubert by shoving a phone down his throat.
Decapodian

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« #660 : 02-17-2007 21:57 »

Better stiil, we could shove a phonebook down there too.

A burning phonebook!!
PazuzuJr

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« #661 : 02-18-2007 11:41 »

or a phonebox!
Writer unit32

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« #662 : 02-18-2007 16:45 »

Or a Banana Phone!
nautilus

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« #663 : 02-19-2007 02:01 »
« : 02-19-2007 02:01 »

Throw him in jail or an reformatory, with just a bed, bread and water, and an exclusive ADSL service that only permits him to visit PEEL
jle1993

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« #664 : 02-19-2007 03:19 »

Stab him with a egyption dagger
Xanfor

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« #665 : 02-19-2007 06:14 »

 
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Originally posted by nautilus:
Throw him in jail or an reformatory, with just a bed, bread and water, and an exclusive ADSL service that only permits him to visit PEEL

Are you suicidal?

Actually, I can't understand all this Cubert hatred. Sure he's annoying, but he's also always factually correct. Thus, I suppose we put him in a box and sell him as a talking Eight ball.

PazuzuJr

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« #666 : 02-19-2007 10:37 »

 
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Originally posted by Xanfor:
 Are you suicidal?

Actually, I can't understand all this Cubert hatred. Sure he's annoying, but he's also always factually correct. Thus, I suppose we put him in a box and sell him as a talking Eight ball.


But he makes every-one else feel stupid. er.
HE MUST BE DESTROYED

jle1993

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« #667 : 02-19-2007 11:40 »

Cubert is a bad example of smart people.
Decapodian

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« #668 : 02-19-2007 22:59 »

Yes he is.

Which is why we must destroy him!
RobotDevilRox

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« #669 : 02-21-2007 14:36 »

Exactly. He's just so damn obnoxious!
MrBlonde

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« #670 : 02-21-2007 15:09 »

We drive an ice pick through the back of his head.

I just realized that Pazuzu had the 666th post. Congrats!
PazuzuJr

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« #671 : 02-21-2007 15:19 »

Thanks - backs away -  :p

I like the ice idea - it will melt after we've killed him so there will be no evidence...
MrBlonde

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« #672 : 02-21-2007 17:10 »

An ice pick is an instrument people use to carve ice... I think.

There's no need to back away, the gun's on safety... I think.
PazuzuJr

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« #673 : 02-22-2007 02:01 »

oh - i wasn't reading it right  :p

oh well - an icicle (sp?) would work too!
RobotDevilRox

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« #674 : 02-22-2007 14:02 »

Talking of ice, we could get loads of it and stick him to it and then rip it off it suddenly so all his skin comes with it.  :evillaugh:
PazuzuJr

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« #675 : 02-22-2007 14:48 »

Or just make him lick an icicle ans when you pull it away his toungue will bleed and hurt for days whenever he tries to eat or drink (trust me - it kills) The he'll slowly starve to death
Writer unit32

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« #676 : 02-22-2007 15:15 »

Put him in a giant toaster.It'll be fun to see him fly out of it on high speed.
PazuzuJr

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« #677 : 02-22-2007 15:28 »

Nah - the toaster wouldn't do that - it feels to much love for everyone
RobotDevilRox

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« #678 : 02-23-2007 13:16 »

Destroy the toaster in front of him, then he'll die of sadness.
Decapodian

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« #679 : 02-23-2007 23:24 »

 
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Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
Destroy the toaster in front of him, then he'll die of sadness.

Errr... Okay... Explain to me again on how that would work?

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