How would you kill Cubert Farnsworth?

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What's the soup thread?

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Originally posted by PazuzuJr:
What's the soup thread?

Only the most important thread on the entire Internet!

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We shove full soup cans in his eyes.

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^better use tomato so it looks like more BLOOD muah ha ha ha^

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Hmmm,I'm afraid I'm out of ideas...
Force-kill him,maybe?

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Force him to commit suicide.

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^Wouldn't that just be murder^

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Put every atom of his body in a separate jar.

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^that might take until he's as old as farnsworth^

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Then we burn the atom jars!


I hate fucking Valentines Day. Not because I'm single, it's because Halmark made it up and it's just a ploy for everyone to buy more cards.

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Originally posted by MrBlonde:because Halmark made it up and it's just a ploy for everyone to buy more cards.

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Originally posted by MrBlonde:
I hate fucking Valentines Day. Not because I'm single, it's because Halmark made it up and it's just a ploy for everyone to buy more cards.

Damn right!

We ought to get someone to send Cubert an anonymous Valetine's card, so that he'll die from wondering who sent it. I didn't reallt explain that very well, I'm tired, but I hope you get what I mean. 

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He'll go to the ends of the earth then he would be eaten by a giant Chrlie Brown.

Glad to see people agree with me.

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Wait!Valentine's Day is today?...
Anyway,I wouldn't know.I don't care for it eighter(I wouldn't care,even if I wasn't single  ).
I was only made up for emos to get a chance to write about feelings in something except their diaries.

But we got of-topic.
We should ban him from the Soup Thread.He'll have to kill himself.

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Originally posted by MrBlonde:
Then we burn the atom jars!


I hate fucking Valentines Day. Not because I'm single, it's because Halmark made it up and it's just a ploy for everyone to buy more cards.

Actually Hallmarkk didnt make it up.
It was originally St Velentines day celebrating what some saint did.
I dont know how it turned into the evil thing it is now.


Put Cubert in a blender and then burn the blender!

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Originally posted by MrBlonde:
I hate fucking Valentines Day. Not because I'm single, it's because Halmark made it up and it's just a ploy for everyone to buy more cards.

No. Click to discover why you are wrong.

That said, it is a crappy excuse for greetings cards companies to get rich. But they didn't create it, and it's not a holiday. You don't get time off for it, do you?

Back to killing Cubert, that inoffensive young scamp who has done everybody so little wrong...

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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
Back to killing Cubert, that inoffensive young scamp who has done everybody so little wrong... annoying little git who's always so obnoxious.

 

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Don't you quote edit quote edit me, You quote arse unquote hole.

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Uh... Sure...

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We'll kill Cubert by shoving a phone down his throat.

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Better stiil, we could shove a phonebook down there too.

A burning phonebook!!

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or a phonebox!

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Or a Banana Phone!

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Throw him in jail or an reformatory, with just a bed, bread and water, and an exclusive ADSL service that only permits him to visit PEEL

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Stab him with a egyption dagger

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Originally posted by nautilus:
Throw him in jail or an reformatory, with just a bed, bread and water, and an exclusive ADSL service that only permits him to visit PEEL

Are you suicidal?

Actually, I can't understand all this Cubert hatred. Sure he's annoying, but he's also always factually correct. Thus, I suppose we put him in a box and sell him as a talking Eight ball.

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Originally posted by Xanfor:
 Are you suicidal?

Actually, I can't understand all this Cubert hatred. Sure he's annoying, but he's also always factually correct. Thus, I suppose we put him in a box and sell him as a talking Eight ball.

But he makes every-one else feel stupid. er.
HE MUST BE DESTROYED

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Cubert is a bad example of smart people.

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Yes he is.

Which is why we must destroy him!

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Exactly. He's just so damn obnoxious!

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We drive an ice pick through the back of his head.

I just realized that Pazuzu had the 666th post. Congrats!

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Thanks - backs away - 

I like the ice idea - it will melt after we've killed him so there will be no evidence...

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An ice pick is an instrument people use to carve ice... I think.

There's no need to back away, the gun's on safety... I think.

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oh - i wasn't reading it right 

oh well - an icicle (sp?) would work too!

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Talking of ice, we could get loads of it and stick him to it and then rip it off it suddenly so all his skin comes with it. 

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Or just make him lick an icicle ans when you pull it away his toungue will bleed and hurt for days whenever he tries to eat or drink (trust me - it kills) The he'll slowly starve to death

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Put him in a giant toaster.It'll be fun to see him fly out of it on high speed.

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Nah - the toaster wouldn't do that - it feels to much love for everyone

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Destroy the toaster in front of him, then he'll die of sadness.

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Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
Destroy the toaster in front of him, then he'll die of sadness.

Errr... Okay... Explain to me again on how that would work?