How would you kill Cubert Farnsworth?

[Reply #600 on:]

*Idea* OH! I change my vote! Make Zoidburg think he's his friend! 

[Reply #601 on:]

1.You cant change your vote.
2.How would that kill him?
3.Zoidberg

[Reply #602 on:]

Zoidberg would hug him to death :lol:

[Reply #603 on:]

Or annoy him to death! XD

[Reply #604 on:]

Or eat him since he's poor and lonley.

[Reply #605 on:]

Or gross him out to death.

[Reply #606 on:]

Alright.  I'm new here, but I guess I'll join in on the fun.

Ever since I saw that annoying little twit, I've always wondered what it would be like to see him in a trap from one of the Saw movies.  A really brutal trap.

Or, I could just repeatedly stab him in the face with a hatpin.  Whatever works better.

[Reply #607 on:]

A hatpin that's awesome... Welcome to PEEL try the pancakes.

I would shove a coke bottle up his ass.

[Reply #608 on:]

Thank you.  I have an unnatural adoration for pancakes.   

Make sure it's a flaming Coke bottle.

[Reply #609 on:]

Is that a bottle containing Flaming Coke, or an empty bottle that used to contain Flaming Coke, a Coke bottle that has been set on fire and is currently burning, a Coke bottle that is flagrantly homosexual...

...the interpretations of "Flaming Coke bottle" go on forever.

I like to think that by "Flaming Coke" you mean Coke that makes mean-spirited posts on internet forums. 

[Reply #610 on:]

Is it possible to set a Coke bottle fire?

There's only one way to find out...

I would like to jab a pen in Cubert's eye.

[Reply #611 on:]

Pour honey all over him and then let the flesh-eating ants take it from there.

[Reply #612 on:]

I applaud you for being so creative in your kills... Then when he's covered in ants we stab him in the kidney!

[Reply #613 on:]

Unfortunately, my creativity is starting to take a nosedive right now.  Lemme see.....let him slowly bleed to death with millions of strategically placed paper cuts.  Then right before he dies spray him with a fire hose filled with rubbing alcohol.

God I'm sick.  I think I need therapy.

Oh, and by the way TotalNerd...I meant flaming meaning on fire.  I know that it could be misconstrued to mean that said Coke bottle could in fact be blantantly homosexual or an Internet "flamer".  For this, I apologize and will try to make my future posts clearer.  Alright.  I'm finished being a smartass now.   

[Reply #614 on:]

We all need therapy... That's why we're venting our rage at an animated character.

[Reply #615 on:]

Good point.

[Reply #616 on:]

 

Originally posted by Mrs. Fry:
Oh, and by the way TotalNerd...I meant flaming meaning on fire.  I know that it could be misconstrued to mean that said Coke bottle could in fact be blantantly homosexual or an Internet "flamer".

I know. I'm just a jerk.
 

For this, I apologize and will try to make my future posts clearer.

This pleases me.

Please note the correct (lack of) capitalisation in "totalnerduk" for future use.

[Reply #617 on:]

Make him eat beer bottles until his throat slits from the inside.

[Reply #618 on:]

Some psycopath (sp) could be reading this thread to get pointers.

hey - why not send a psycopath (sp) to his room to scare him to death.

[Reply #619 on:]

I know many psychopaths who could do that.

We could convince him that his whole life so far has just been a hallucination of his. I am an evil hallucination, by the way. Just so you know. 

[Reply #620 on:]

We make him eat lube until he dies.

[Reply #621 on:]

What's lube?

[Reply #622 on:]

 

Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
What's lube?

Its lubricant

[Reply #623 on:]

We could always just get Roberto to stab him repeatedly.

[Reply #624 on:]

or have the robot devil sing him to death.

[Reply #625 on:]

he would probally fing a way tomake the robots destroy themselfs. Evil bof. How could he stop a simple gasing?

[Reply #626 on:]

 

Originally posted by Decapodian:
 Its lubricant

Thanks!

We could repeatedly kick him up the arse until he dies of... Er, dies of arse-kicked-itus.

[Reply #627 on:]

this is what we will do, we will revive him every time he dies, then we all get to use are ideas so there it is, bam

[Reply #628 on:]

 

Originally posted by Bigboysdontcry:
this is what we will do, we will revive him every time he dies, then we all get to use are ideas so there it is, bam

That already was said.
It's one of the most obvious things to say in this thread.

Anyway,we should somehow make him uncontrolably vomit until he dies from it.And I'm not cleaning up the mess after that!

[Reply #629 on:]

Alternatively, we could give him uncontrollable diarrea.

 

Originally posted by Writer unit32:
 And I'm not cleaning up the mess after that!

Seconded!

[Reply #630 on:]

Well,seriously,I think that the ultimate way is to go to the Combine Citadel,make the gravity gun super-charged and then use it to play around with Cubert's body.You,know,throw him in the ceiling and stuff like that...

So,er...I'm gonna go design a gravity gun.I'll try not to mess up the space-time continuum this time...

[Reply #631 on:]

Or you could throw him into the time rip you create.

[Reply #632 on:]

 

Originally posted by Writer unit32:
Well,seriously,I think that the ultimate way is to go to the Combine Citadel,make the gravity gun super-charged and then use it to play around with Cubert's body.You,know,throw him in the ceiling and stuff like that...

So,er...I'm gonna go design a gravity gun.I'll try not to mess up the space-time continuum this time...

Hah! You think your gravity gun messud up the space time continium?
You should have seen what my Black Hole Gun did!
It creates small black holes.
Incidentally we should use that on cubert since it could turn his arms,legs and other body parts into the size and thickness of spaghetti which would kill him in a painful and non-boring way.

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Originally posted by MrBlonde:
Or you could throw him into the time rip you create.

No,no, that's what happens when I make portal guns...Heh,that's a idea...But,anyway,last time I stopped time,I learned my lesson.I'll only buy portal guns at Aparture Sciense.   
Speaking of that,we should sign him up to as a test subject in the Aparture Sciense Enrichment Center.

[Reply #634 on:]

I will when you spell science correctly..

[Reply #635 on:]

 

Originally posted by Decapodian:
I will when you spell science correctly..

I'll try,O Master of Spelling   

[Reply #636 on:]

i woudn't kill cuthbert!!!

[Reply #637 on:]

Cuthbert? Who's Cuthbert? XD It's Cubert we all hate and want to kill!

[Reply #638 on:]

Who's Cuthbert!!! Who's Cuthbert!!! how dare you not now who Cuthbert is!! Cuthbert is Cuberts nice twin oh my yes. Cuthbert is so great there should be an 'How would you praise Cuthbert Farnsworth?'thread!

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Originally posted by leelano2:
i woudn't kill cuthbert!!!

Banned from the soup thread!
I'm sure Birthday Clown wont mind.