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Writer unit32

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1.You cant change your vote. 2.How would that kill him? 3.Zoidberg
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Mrs. Fry

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Alright. I'm new here, but I guess I'll join in on the fun.
Ever since I saw that annoying little twit, I've always wondered what it would be like to see him in a trap from one of the Saw movies. A really brutal trap.
Or, I could just repeatedly stab him in the face with a hatpin. Whatever works better.
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Mrs. Fry

Crustacean

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Thank you. I have an unnatural adoration for pancakes.  Make sure it's a flaming Coke bottle.
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transgender nerd under canada

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Is that a bottle containing Flaming Coke, or an empty bottle that used to contain Flaming Coke, a Coke bottle that has been set on fire and is currently burning, a Coke bottle that is flagrantly homosexual... ...the interpretations of "Flaming Coke bottle" go on forever. I like to think that by "Flaming Coke" you mean Coke that makes mean-spirited posts on internet forums. 
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Mrs. Fry

Crustacean

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Pour honey all over him and then let the flesh-eating ants take it from there.
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Mrs. Fry

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« Reply #613 on: 02-05-2007 19:20 »
« Last Edit on: 02-05-2007 19:20 »
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Unfortunately, my creativity is starting to take a nosedive right now. Lemme see.....let him slowly bleed to death with millions of strategically placed paper cuts. Then right before he dies spray him with a fire hose filled with rubbing alcohol. God I'm sick. I think I need therapy. Oh, and by the way TotalNerd...I meant flaming meaning on fire. I know that it could be misconstrued to mean that said Coke bottle could in fact be blantantly homosexual or an Internet "flamer". For this, I apologize and will try to make my future posts clearer. Alright. I'm finished being a smartass now. 
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transgender nerd under canada

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Originally posted by Mrs. Fry: Oh, and by the way TotalNerd...I meant flaming meaning on fire. I know that it could be misconstrued to mean that said Coke bottle could in fact be blantantly homosexual or an Internet "flamer".
I know. I'm just a jerk. For this, I apologize and will try to make my future posts clearer. This pleases me. Please note the correct (lack of) capitalisation in "totalnerduk" for future use.
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Bigboysdontcry

Professor

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this is what we will do, we will revive him every time he dies, then we all get to use are ideas so there it is, bam
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Writer unit32

Professor

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Originally posted by Bigboysdontcry: this is what we will do, we will revive him every time he dies, then we all get to use are ideas so there it is, bam That already was said. It's one of the most obvious things to say in this thread. Anyway,we should somehow make him uncontrolably vomit until he dies from it.And I'm not cleaning up the mess after that!
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Writer unit32

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Well,seriously,I think that the ultimate way is to go to the Combine Citadel,make the gravity gun super-charged and then use it to play around with Cubert's body.You,know,throw him in the ceiling and stuff like that...
So,er...I'm gonna go design a gravity gun.I'll try not to mess up the space-time continuum this time...
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Decapodian

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Originally posted by Writer unit32: Well,seriously,I think that the ultimate way is to go to the Combine Citadel,make the gravity gun super-charged and then use it to play around with Cubert's body.You,know,throw him in the ceiling and stuff like that...
So,er...I'm gonna go design a gravity gun.I'll try not to mess up the space-time continuum this time... Hah! You think your gravity gun messud up the space time continium? You should have seen what my Black Hole Gun did! It creates small black holes. Incidentally we should use that on cubert since it could turn his arms,legs and other body parts into the size and thickness of spaghetti which would kill him in a painful and non-boring way.
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leelano2

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i woudn't kill cuthbert!!!
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Writer unit32

Professor

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Originally posted by leelano2: i woudn't kill cuthbert!!! Banned from the soup thread! I'm sure Birthday Clown wont mind.
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