How would you kill Cubert Farnsworth?

[Reply #680 on:]

I'd probably cut his limbs off, feed him to wolves then poor oil on him and light it. Yeah, I'm sick.

[Reply #681 on:]

 You think you're sick ?

Originally posted by MrBlonde:
I would tie him to a chair take billions of disposable cameras with the flash and I would keep on taking pictures of him until his eyes burn out of his skull then if he's not dead from blood loss I would eat his brain with a big 'ol smile on my face.

[Reply #682 on:]

 

Originally posted by Decapodian:
 Errr... Okay... Explain to me again on how that would work?

Not a clue. 

[Reply #683 on:]

We should have a PEELie for Most Sadistic PEELer

MrBlonde would win it. Every Year

[Reply #684 on:]

I don't know if that's a complement or an insult...


We make him watch Babel then his head would explode and we eat his body.

[Reply #685 on:]

I'd take it as a compliment, 'cos I take everything as a compliment! XD

Make him eat his shorts.

[Reply #686 on:]

It'd be the only PEELie I'd ever win though, so it's cool.

We get Jesus to mug him and stab him in the kidney.

[Reply #687 on:]

XD

BOMB HIM!

[Reply #688 on:]

Send a Kitler on him...



Click and pick!

[Reply #689 on:]

Thats hilarious, Pjr.

How 'bout we shoot him with a dark Eldar needler gun?

[Reply #690 on:]

Use a small pin to make tiny pricks all over his body so he bleeds to death from all the tiny cuts. XD

[Reply #691 on:]

Thanks to Pazuzu I'm never going to sleep anywhere near my cat again.

We drill a hole through his head and we could keep food in there and everything.

[Reply #692 on:]

 

Originally posted by MrBlonde:
Thanks to Pazuzu I'm never going to sleep anywhere near my cat again.

lol 

how bout send him on a trip to the virys planet...

[Reply #693 on:]

We cut off his ears, eyes, toes, and fingers to make a thick stew.  We consume the concoction, excrete it, consume the excretion,and regurgitate the consumed excretion.  We leave his nose and tongue so he can smell and taste it.  We then force it into his mouth and up his nose.  We make it stay in there until ge chokes or dies from digust.

[Reply #694 on:]

I've discovered a flaw in your plan: I think we'd die from disgust first, Trombonist! XD

[Reply #695 on:]

We could cut off our own tongues so we wouldn't taste it and use the tongue to fortify the stew.  Since it is my plan, I will be willing to sacrifice myself for the good of the world.  Besides, Have you ever tried ears-eyes-toes-fingers stew?  It's really not that bad

[Reply #696 on:]

Yes but this is CUBERT ears-eyes-toes-fingers stew!!!!

also i'm not eating cubert - that's gross - even for this page 

[Reply #697 on:]

He would only have to be inside you long enough to be partially digested.  Better yet, Why not just eat him live?

The only reason we don't eat human is because it tastes lousy. 

[Reply #698 on:]

I pass down my Most Sadistic PEELer reputation to you Trombonist, cherish it.

I've already mentioned eating Cubert more than five times.

[Reply #699 on:]

I'm the Most Sadistic PEELer!?  I'm gonna go edit my sig right now!!

[Reply #700 on:]

Damnit! I thought you wouldn't care.

We get a flaming toaster and we jam it down his throat.

[Reply #701 on:]

Of course I care

We pluck every hair off of his body.  And I mean every hair.

[Reply #702 on:]

Then we make him eat all his hair and we get a kitler to shove T.V. up his ass.

By the way Trombonist I used the word "bringith" first and I just realised I used the word "brang" so I'm the leader of both cults! Now no one ever talks about anything like this again.

[Reply #703 on:]

 

Originally posted by MrBlonde:
Then we make him eat all his hair and we get a kitler to shove T.V. up his ass

Long live Kitler!!! 

[Reply #704 on:]

Shove a Kitler up his arse!

[Reply #705 on:]

Poor kitler!

[Reply #706 on:]

We tape a Kitler onto Cubert and one of those pricks that think Kitlers are offensive will maul him which would lead to death.

[Reply #707 on:]

As long as the kitler escapes unharmed!

[Reply #708 on:]

@MrBlonde: I'm not going to change my sig   

Lock him in a room filled with kitlers that have rabies. 

[Reply #709 on:]

Well I'm the secret leader of the Bringith Cult now. I am your master. Obey me!

We lock him in room filled with all the pissed of PEELers that are mad because we made this whole thing up.

[Reply #710 on:]

We can be co-leaders and I'll start a division of the cult and call it the Bone Cult. 
I'm off to change my sig again!

Have a kitler lick him to death.

[Reply #711 on:]

The Kitler would probably take a razor and slit his throat.

[Reply #712 on:]

We put him and the 8 PEELers who said "I love Cubert, and would never harm him" in a fight to the death.

[Reply #713 on:]

Then we eat the winner.

I think it may soon be time to discuss the title of the next How To Kill Cubert Thread. Any ideas?

[Reply #714 on:]

For the love of God, please don't do that. Let us agree instead that you want to kill him, and let that be enough. I ask this because I created this monstrous, misguided thread, and I am (unlike most of you) intelligent enough to realise that the thread does not deserve a sequel (humorously named or otherwise) because it's going to suck. Hard. Especially if one of you retards sets poll options. Oh yes, especially then.

Please, I'm asking you nicely (at the moment, at least) let this thread have a dignified death. No unholy resurrections.

[Reply #715 on:]

 

Originally posted by totalnerduk:
For the love of God, please don't do that. Let us agree instead that you want to kill him, and let that be enough. I ask this because I created this monstrous, misguided thread, and I am (unlike most of you) intelligent enough to realise that the thread does not deserve a sequel (humorously named or otherwise) because it's going to suck. Hard. Especially if one of you retards sets poll options. Oh yes, especially then.

Please, I'm asking you nicely (at the moment, at least) let this thread have a dignified death. No unholy resurrections.

Too bad for you then, I guess.
@TNUK: You created this thread and now it has exploded out of your control.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
As for names for the new thread.... How about:
 Kill the nerd! Kill the nerd! Kill the nerd! Cubert Death thread V2

[Reply #716 on:]

What about:

Why do you hate him so much? Killing Cubert Farsworth since 2001

What do you think?

Anyway, back to killing the obnoxious freak. I say we record a Kitler mewoing and play it back to him so many times he gets so sick of it he commits suicide.

[Reply #717 on:]

Nooooo! there can't be an end to the killing cubert thread!! but i think definatly no poll  .

how about If you can't beat him BEAT HIM UP!... Kill cubert v2

[Reply #718 on:]

Good idea.

I suggest we throw Cubert into a blender  and then drink nice Cubert milkshakes

[Reply #719 on:]

What's with all this eating him? then we'd just become infected?