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PEE Poll: How would you kill Cubert Farnsworth?
Disembowel him with a Robo-Rooter   -5 (3.3%)
I love Cubert, and would never harm him   -8 (5.3%)
Ditch him into a black hole   -23 (15.1%)
Create another clone, and have a death-battle   -23 (15.1%)
Set the Robot Mafia onto him   -5 (3.3%)
Feed him to H. G. Blob   -10 (6.6%)
Drop a piano on him   -5 (3.3%)
Tie him to the ships engines for a 3-hour trip   -20 (13.2%)
Force Amy to kill him with snu-snu   -17 (11.2%)
Other (please state)   -36 (23.7%)
Total Members Voted: 152

Spy

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« Reply #680 on: 02-24-2007 03:43 »

I'd probably cut his limbs off, feed him to wolves then poor oil on him and light it. Yeah, I'm sick.
MrBlonde

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« Reply #681 on: 02-24-2007 05:07 »

 You think you're sick ?
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Originally posted by MrBlonde:
I would tie him to a chair take billions of disposable cameras with the flash and I would keep on taking pictures of him until his eyes burn out of his skull then if he's not dead from blood loss I would eat his brain with a big 'ol smile on my face.

RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #682 on: 02-25-2007 11:59 »

 
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Originally posted by Decapodian:
 Errr... Okay... Explain to me again on how that would work?


Not a clue.  :p
Decapodian

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« Reply #683 on: 02-25-2007 22:15 »

We should have a PEELie for Most Sadistic PEELer

MrBlonde would win it. Every Year
MrBlonde

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« Reply #684 on: 02-26-2007 04:48 »
« Last Edit on: 02-26-2007 04:48 »

I don't know if that's a complement or an insult...


We make him watch Babel then his head would explode and we eat his body.
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #685 on: 02-28-2007 13:47 »

I'd take it as a compliment, 'cos I take everything as a compliment! XD

Make him eat his shorts.
MrBlonde

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« Reply #686 on: 02-28-2007 13:51 »

It'd be the only PEELie I'd ever win though, so it's cool.

We get Jesus to mug him and stab him in the kidney.
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #687 on: 03-01-2007 12:38 »

XD

BOMB HIM!
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #688 on: 03-01-2007 14:12 »

Send a Kitler on him...



Click and pick!
Decapodian

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« Reply #689 on: 03-01-2007 20:02 »

Thats hilarious, Pjr.

How 'bout we shoot him with a dark Eldar needler gun?
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #690 on: 03-02-2007 13:07 »

Use a small pin to make tiny pricks all over his body so he bleeds to death from all the tiny cuts. XD
MrBlonde

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« Reply #691 on: 03-03-2007 12:10 »

Thanks to Pazuzu I'm never going to sleep anywhere near my cat again.

We drill a hole through his head and we could keep food in there and everything.
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #692 on: 03-03-2007 13:08 »

 
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Originally posted by MrBlonde:
Thanks to Pazuzu I'm never going to sleep anywhere near my cat again.


lol  :laff: :laff: :laff:

how bout send him on a trip to the virys planet...
Trombonist

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« Reply #693 on: 03-03-2007 13:10 »
« Last Edit on: 03-03-2007 13:10 »

We cut off his ears, eyes, toes, and fingers to make a thick stew.  We consume the concoction, excrete it, consume the excretion,and regurgitate the consumed excretion.  We leave his nose and tongue so he can smell and taste it.  We then force it into his mouth and up his nose.  We make it stay in there until ge chokes or dies from digust.
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #694 on: 03-03-2007 13:28 »

I've discovered a flaw in your plan: I think we'd die from disgust first, Trombonist! XD
Trombonist

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« Reply #695 on: 03-03-2007 13:48 »
« Last Edit on: 03-03-2007 13:48 »

We could cut off our own tongues so we wouldn't taste it and use the tongue to fortify the stew.  Since it is my plan, I will be willing to sacrifice myself for the good of the world.  Besides, Have you ever tried ears-eyes-toes-fingers stew?  It's really not that bad
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #696 on: 03-03-2007 15:17 »

Yes but this is CUBERT ears-eyes-toes-fingers stew!!!!

also i'm not eating cubert - that's gross - even for this page  :p
Trombonist

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« Reply #697 on: 03-03-2007 18:32 »
« Last Edit on: 03-03-2007 18:32 »

He would only have to be inside you long enough to be partially digested.  Better yet, Why not just eat him live?

The only reason we don't eat human is because it tastes lousy. 
MrBlonde

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« Reply #698 on: 03-03-2007 19:55 »

I pass down my Most Sadistic PEELer reputation to you Trombonist, cherish it.

I've already mentioned eating Cubert more than five times.
Trombonist

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« Reply #699 on: 03-03-2007 20:14 »

I'm the Most Sadistic PEELer!?  I'm gonna go edit my sig right now!!
MrBlonde

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« Reply #700 on: 03-03-2007 20:25 »

Damnit! I thought you wouldn't care.

We get a flaming toaster and we jam it down his throat.
Trombonist

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« Reply #701 on: 03-03-2007 20:52 »

Of course I care

We pluck every hair off of his body.  And I mean every hair.
MrBlonde

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« Reply #702 on: 03-03-2007 20:59 »
« Last Edit on: 03-03-2007 20:59 »

Then we make him eat all his hair and we get a kitler to shove T.V. up his ass.

By the way Trombonist I used the word "bringith" first and I just realised I used the word "brang" so I'm the leader of both cults! Now no one ever talks about anything like this again.
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #703 on: 03-04-2007 07:26 »

 
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Originally posted by MrBlonde:
Then we make him eat all his hair and we get a kitler to shove T.V. up his ass

Long live Kitler!!!  :laff:
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #704 on: 03-04-2007 13:10 »

Shove a Kitler up his arse!
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #705 on: 03-04-2007 13:50 »

Poor kitler!
MrBlonde

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« Reply #706 on: 03-04-2007 14:25 »

We tape a Kitler onto Cubert and one of those pricks that think Kitlers are offensive will maul him which would lead to death.
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #707 on: 03-04-2007 14:27 »

As long as the kitler escapes unharmed!
Trombonist

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« Reply #708 on: 03-04-2007 16:36 »
« Last Edit on: 03-04-2007 16:36 »

@MrBlonde: I'm not going to change my sig   :p

Lock him in a room filled with kitlers that have rabies. 
MrBlonde

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« Reply #709 on: 03-04-2007 17:48 »

Well I'm the secret leader of the Bringith Cult now. I am your master. Obey me!

We lock him in room filled with all the pissed of PEELers that are mad because we made this whole thing up.
Trombonist

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« Reply #710 on: 03-04-2007 17:54 »
« Last Edit on: 03-04-2007 17:54 »

We can be co-leaders and I'll start a division of the cult and call it the Bone Cult. 
I'm off to change my sig again!

Have a kitler lick him to death.
MrBlonde

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« Reply #711 on: 03-04-2007 17:56 »

The Kitler would probably take a razor and slit his throat.
Trombonist

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« Reply #712 on: 03-04-2007 18:42 »

We put him and the 8 PEELers who said "I love Cubert, and would never harm him" in a fight to the death.
MrBlonde

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« Reply #713 on: 03-04-2007 18:55 »

Then we eat the winner.

I think it may soon be time to discuss the title of the next How To Kill Cubert Thread. Any ideas?
transgender nerd under canada

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« Reply #714 on: 03-04-2007 19:20 »

For the love of God, please don't do that. Let us agree instead that you want to kill him, and let that be enough. I ask this because I created this monstrous, misguided thread, and I am (unlike most of you) intelligent enough to realise that the thread does not deserve a sequel (humorously named or otherwise) because it's going to suck. Hard. Especially if one of you retards sets poll options. Oh yes, especially then.

Please, I'm asking you nicely (at the moment, at least) let this thread have a dignified death. No unholy resurrections.
Decapodian

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« Reply #715 on: 03-04-2007 22:19 »

 
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
For the love of God, please don't do that. Let us agree instead that you want to kill him, and let that be enough. I ask this because I created this monstrous, misguided thread, and I am (unlike most of you) intelligent enough to realise that the thread does not deserve a sequel (humorously named or otherwise) because it's going to suck. Hard. Especially if one of you retards sets poll options. Oh yes, especially then.

Please, I'm asking you nicely (at the moment, at least) let this thread have a dignified death. No unholy resurrections.

Too bad for you then, I guess.
@TNUK: You created this thread and now it has exploded out of your control.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
As for names for the new thread.... How about:
 Kill the nerd! Kill the nerd! Kill the nerd! Cubert Death thread V2

RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #716 on: 03-05-2007 13:53 »

What about:

Why do you hate him so much? Killing Cubert Farsworth since 2001

What do you think?

Anyway, back to killing the obnoxious freak. I say we record a Kitler mewoing and play it back to him so many times he gets so sick of it he commits suicide.
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #717 on: 03-05-2007 15:10 »

Nooooo! there can't be an end to the killing cubert thread!! but i think definatly no poll  :p.

how about If you can't beat him BEAT HIM UP!... Kill cubert v2
Decapodian

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« Reply #718 on: 03-05-2007 23:03 »

Good idea.

I suggest we throw Cubert into a blender  and then drink nice Cubert milkshakes
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #719 on: 03-06-2007 01:48 »

What's with all this eating him? then we'd just become infected?
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