How would you kill Cubert Farnsworth?

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How about:
All Your Fantasies Coming True: The Cubert Death Thread V2

TOTPDeath

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Originally posted by jle1993:
TOTPDeath

LMAO Genius!

I think Decapodian had a good idea with the blender, but the drinking him part isn't so good. How about we do scientific experiments on his liquid form? Such as:

What happens when we set fire to it?

What happens when we add flour to it?

What happens when we sprinkle it on roses?

What ahppens when we make jelly out of it?

What happens when fish swim in it?

That sort of thing. 

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I can't really suggest a title because I'm not witty.

I enjoy Rox's title but that's only my opinion.

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Those ideas are genius, what if we add sodium to it?

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that gave me an idea for a title: "francium's explosive right? Killin' Cubert II"

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Sodium? That's a good one! How about:

What if we add Francium to it? (idea from Pazuzu!)

What if we add a strong acid to it?

What if we add a strong alkaline to it?

What if we add strawberries?

What if we evaporate it?

What if we try to set it in a mould?

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Some-one just pick before we reach page 20 with just ideas for the new page and no new page 

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I enjoy: "Francium's explosive right? Killin' Cubert II"

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I reckon jle ideas the best

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We shove a bowling ball up his ass and then we run him over with a snow plow.

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Originally posted by PazuzuJr:
"francium's explosive right? Killin' Cubert II"

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Make him learn c++ programing and havre him program a torture-bot to use on him.

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Make him suffer medeival tourure. That'd be funny!

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I like Pazuzu's thread title! 

What type of Medieval torture? There were several. What about the rack?

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nah, not the boring old rack. we want something more painful and gory. And more origional!

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Before we kill him we could do that thing where his head and hands are trapped in a wooden thing and people throw rotten tomatoes at him. I know what it's called, but I really can't recall the name right now!

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Originally posted by PazuzuJr:
nah, not the boring old rack. we want something more painful and gory. And more origional!

How about one of those torture coffins with spikes in it? Just close it and watch the blood flow!

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That would be better! so long as it's not sound proof!  God, i feel mean :P

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All the options are a load of rubbish! Where's the "beat the crap out of him" option?
 

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That comes under 'other'

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Just like all of these other crackpot ideas we've been coming up with! And now, for the idea of the century millenium: TICKLE HIM TO DEATH!!!

XD

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Make him live with smelly cat (friends joke) apparently that cat stinks bad. Now if only it was a kitler smelly cat.. that'd be something!

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Shove a SMELLY Kitler up his arse! XD

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but who would get the nasty job of shoving it up?

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Get him bitten by a  by a spider/pig hybrid,so he will become the Stunning Spider-Ham.

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Originally posted by Writer unit32:
Get him bitten by a  by a spider/pig hybrid,so he will become the Stunning Spider-Ham.

How does that hurt him?

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Originally posted by Decapodian:
 
How does that hurt him?

He'll be a half-pig,damn it!I wouldn't want to be a half-pig...

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We don't what to hurt him. We want to exterminate him.

Exterminate, exterminate!

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Originally posted by Writer unit32:
 He'll be a half-pig,damn it!I wouldn't want to be a half-pig...

Isn't he already?

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*shoots Xanfor*

We make him join the Earthican army and be sent to the front lines.

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Force him to teach Zapp to be normal. he will grow old and die having accomplish nothing. It'd kill him.

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Originally posted by Xanfor:
We don't what to hurt him. We want to exterminate him.

Exterminate, exterminate!

Like a Dalek!

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I had an idea for the next thread - think of someone else we all really hate - it would be a bit of a change...

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Hold onto that thought. I'll be back.