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PEE Poll: How would you kill Cubert Farnsworth?
Disembowel him with a Robo-Rooter   -5 (3.3%)
I love Cubert, and would never harm him   -8 (5.3%)
Ditch him into a black hole   -23 (15.1%)
Create another clone, and have a death-battle   -23 (15.1%)
Set the Robot Mafia onto him   -5 (3.3%)
Feed him to H. G. Blob   -10 (6.6%)
Drop a piano on him   -5 (3.3%)
Tie him to the ships engines for a 3-hour trip   -20 (13.2%)
Force Amy to kill him with snu-snu   -17 (11.2%)
Other (please state)   -36 (23.7%)
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Decapodian

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« #520 : 01-16-2007 21:45 »

If you want to keep kill him forever Pjr try this idea I posted on Page 7.

 
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Originally posted by Decapodian:

He should be placed in eternal dissembulator-mafloozer.

That will kill him painfully by stripping away his skin layers bit by bit until he dissolves completely in a slow painful death.

Then the machine will use his cells to bring him back to life again and kill him slowly and painfully again.
Then the machine will use his cells to bring him back to life again and kill him slowly and painfully again.

Then the machine will use his cells to bring him back to life again and kill him slowly and painfully again.
And again and again and again and again...

Well you get the picture. The process will keep on going for all eternity. While everyone can watch to there hearts content while eating popcorn

The eternal dissembulator-mafloozer is also soundproof so we cant hear him complain.
The only sound we can hear is his on-going eternal death screams.

Aaaaah such is bliss...





RobotDevilRox

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« #521 : 01-17-2007 12:28 »

Smash open his head and make him drink his brain juices.
MrBlonde

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« #522 : 01-18-2007 17:21 »

And then we can use the brain juices as our wine when we eat Cubert.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #523 : 01-18-2007 20:16 »

Cubert saute or Cubert roast?
That is the question
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« #524 : 01-19-2007 12:58 »

We could roast the organs and saute the flesh.
RobotDevilRox

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« #525 : 01-19-2007 13:32 »

Ooh, good idea! Not that I particularly relish the thought of eating such vermin...

Alternatively we could cut out his heart and shove it up his-- you get the idea! XD  :evillaugh:
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« #526 : 01-19-2007 13:39 »

You're coming along nicely...  :evillaugh:


Then we make sandwiches of Cubert the next morning.
RobotDevilRox

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« #527 : 01-20-2007 14:11 »

Great idea! We could toast them! Mwahahahaha!  :evillaugh:
MrBlonde

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« #528 : 01-20-2007 21:12 »

We would need a pretty big toaster...


We could sell the fat and other things that don't taste good to third world countries.
RobotDevilRox

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« #529 : 01-21-2007 10:11 »

Genius. Then we could... Er, we... We could... Erm... Wait a minute while I think of something... Umm... Ah, I've got it! We could then blow up the leftovers of the toasted sandwiches with a nuclear bomb!
totalnerd undercanada

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« #530 : 01-21-2007 10:30 »

Interesting that nobody has yet suggested that we cut out his brain and replace it with the Professor's.

Imagine what Hubert Farnsworth would be like, were he young and virile again... oh, wait. They already did that episode...  :p
Decapodian

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« #531 : 01-21-2007 21:54 »

Make him allergic to Space bees and then get him stung by one so his insides flow out of his eyes like a science fair volcano
RobotDevilRox

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« #532 : 01-22-2007 13:38 »
« : 01-22-2007 13:38 »

Now that would be entertainment for ya!
MrBlonde

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« #533 : 01-22-2007 17:29 »

 
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Originally posted by Decapodian:
Make him allergic to Space bees and then get him stung by one so his insides flow out of his eyes like a science fair volcano

Then when he's blind we 'shiv him in the kidney!
Decapodian

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« #534 : 01-22-2007 20:15 »

And then make him eat the kidney!
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« #535 : 01-23-2007 12:53 »

And then we stab the heart! Just to make sure he's dead. =p
x-number1fan-x

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« #536 : 01-23-2007 15:14 »

I'm slightly worried, Jle hasn't posted here for 1.5 pages... not posting ways of killing cubert is very unlike her...
Plus, we shouldwe should rip out his heart and make him eat it with his final breath  :)
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #537 : 01-23-2007 17:16 »

Why stop there!
Rip everyhting out of him!
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« #538 : 01-24-2007 12:32 »

And if he dies before we can make him eat it all we can shove it all down his throat anyway!
MrBlonde

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« #539 : 01-24-2007 13:45 »

 
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Originally posted by x-number1fan-x:
I'm slightly worried, Jle hasn't posted here for 1.5 pages... not posting ways of killing cubert is very unlike her...
Plus, we shouldwe should rip out his heart and make him eat it with his final breath   :)


Jle left... It bites hard.


Anyways I would kill him the old fashioned way... Opening up his skull and eating his brain like Lucky Charms.


Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« #540 : 01-25-2007 13:02 »

fire hurts
MrBlonde

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« #541 : 01-25-2007 13:19 »

Speaking of fire...

The army is constructing a ray gun which penetrates 0.4 cm of skin and gives people the sensation that they are about to catch on fire...


Modify that a bit then we can really kill Cubert.
RobotDevilRox

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« #542 : 01-25-2007 13:29 »

That I like. I just wish I could think up some more ways to kill him! Come on, brain, think, it's not like you're filled up with Maths or anything... Yeah, those History dates can go to clear some more space, you don't need those...
MrBlonde

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« #543 : 01-25-2007 13:33 »

Yeah that happened to me many times but I just look for common house hold items that can be used for torture...


Such as batteries crack a few of those babies open and pour the acid in Cubert's eyes... I'll let you make the rest up.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« #544 : 01-25-2007 14:28 »

Hmmm... Whisks are always useful. Electric ones.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #545 : 01-25-2007 23:07 »

A knife and fork, if used correctly can be of great help to any true connissuer.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« #546 : 01-26-2007 12:27 »
« : 01-26-2007 12:27 »

You've got a good point there, but I always find spoons are much more painful.

EDIT: "pint" changed to "point". I hate it when I make typos.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #547 : 01-27-2007 04:01 »

How can you hurt someone with a spoon?
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« #548 : 01-27-2007 06:05 »

I heard somewhere that this guy got beaten to death with a spoon... Also you could also dig someone's brains out.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« #549 : 01-27-2007 09:48 »

Yup. Also, if you press hard enough on someone's skin with a spoon, you can actually draw blood. I've tried it.  :p
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« #550 : 01-27-2007 11:42 »

^you scare me - stay away from me at all times  :p^

i think that a knife n fork would do m,ore damage than a spoon.
Trombonist

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« #551 : 01-27-2007 13:53 »

we start making new clones evey year.  then when the clones reach a certain age, once a year, we can kill him in every way that's been mentioned. 
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« #552 : 01-27-2007 15:31 »

And why would we want more Cuberts?


Shove a raw pumpkin down his throat. 'Nuff said.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #553 : 01-28-2007 01:30 »

We want more Cuberts so we can have the pleasure of killing him in more then one way.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« #554 : 01-28-2007 09:50 »
« : 01-28-2007 09:50 »

 
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Originally posted by PazuzuJr:
^you scare me - stay away from me at all times    :p^

i think that a knife n fork would do m,ore damage than a spoon.

But a spoon is much more painful!   :evillaugh:

 
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Originally posted by Decapodian:
We want more Cuberts so we can have the pleasure of killing him in more then one way.

You took the words right out of my mouth - er, keyboard!
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« #555 : 01-28-2007 13:26 »

Light a Christmas tree on fire and shove it up Cubert's ass.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #556 : 01-28-2007 22:26 »

Dunk him into slow acid and then take him out so his skin slowly dissolves
Writer unit32

Professor
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« #557 : 01-29-2007 01:27 »

Fead him a exposive pumpkin
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« #558 : 01-29-2007 11:59 »

^fead him or fEEd him lol  :p^
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« #559 : 01-29-2007 12:28 »

I still stick to all I said about spoons.

But apart from that, we could take him to an evil dentist and have all his teeth drilled out without numbing his mouth first. Then we'd kill him. With a spoon.
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