How would you kill Cubert Farnsworth?

[Reply #200 on:]

 

Originally posted by LordZoidberg:
 
yes but its good for us to expres our hatred
     
 

agreed so how bout we shove him down the garbage disposal then feed him to Dr.Zoidberg. That way every one wins no more idiot Cubert and Zoidberg gets a meal.

[Reply #201 on:]

 

Originally posted by miss_bender:
 agreed so how bout we shove him down the garbage disposal then feed him to Dr.Zoidberg. That way every one wins no more idiot Cubert and Zoidberg gets a meal.

too true too true                
   

[Reply #202 on:]

To be honest I quite fancy the idea of strapping him to the engine for a 3 hour flight. Seeing as the ship can do 99% light speed , he will be toast practically after take off. And the rest would just be fun really. Although feeding him to Zoidy would be rather cool.

Plan!

We let zoidberg eat him for a while , then take him on that 3 hour ride. Best of both worlds.

[Reply #203 on:]

I'd get Amy to kill him but telling her he only hired her for the blood then when he's dead she gets his company shares and takes over Planet Express.

[Reply #204 on:]

Tell nibbler he's techniclly not human so he can eat him

[Reply #205 on:]

In honour of one of the greatest guests the show had (Gary Gygax) and the favouritive pastime of the Futurama writting staff, go Dungeons and Dragons style on his ass. Shoot him full of arrows or flash back to Anthology of Interest 1 and shove a sword through him.

Another option give him to Mom and let her "shove a squreil in him"   

[Reply #206 on:]

Irradiate him. Let him die slowly of radiation poisoning. May not be very imaginative, but it sure is slow and very painful.

[Reply #207 on:]

remember when fry kills his grandfather?
Well, sneak cubert into the past and hide him in the wardrobe. Then BOOM! nothing left at all. In the words of my cousin, ahehehe! 

[Reply #208 on:]

How should Cubert be killed?

Slowly and painfully.

Disembowelling with a blunt spoon ought to do it.

[Reply #209 on:]

CHITQR! Thats it! (Candy Heart In To Quasar Radiation) And for a while I though you were talking about Qbert, just spelling it very badly.
Plus I think the CHITQR would be perfect...

[Reply #210 on:]

Ok, Ok, new plan: Start with flying him past that quasar with the CHITQR, and this flying is the tying to engine thing, mind you, then while inside the HGB, zap him with the gravity pump, making him be torn limb from limb, finaly, in to black hole... This black hole will be filled with clones of him, made somehow, black hole invincable, then they all kill each other.

[Reply #211 on:]

Help him into his warm jammies, give him a cup of hot cocoa, read him a bedtime story (Poul Anderson's "Uncleftish Beholding," I think), tuck him in, turn on his "Marvin the Martian" nightlight, turn out the lamp, and sit on the side of his bed, singing "Mary O'Meara" softly...

...and, as the drug in the cocoa paralyzes him completely, smother him with his his stuffed Wookie toy.

(Smiles beatifically)

...what?

[Reply #212 on:]

Its the bit before the smothering which is making me sick.

[Reply #213 on:]

You kids these days, always rushing ahead to the finish line, no sense of craft....tsk....

[Reply #214 on:]

Hey, you can't be too nice, he'll get suspicious. He's not an idiot, and proud of it.
On second thought... Go ahead.

[Reply #215 on:]

Well, drop the nicness, and its a good plan, oh, and turn the coca to lava.

[Reply #216 on:]

Maybe some CHITQR, at the end, blow the hole house to simithereens, no body left.

[Reply #217 on:]

Oh come on, he's not stupid enough to fall for that! Just send him away to Mars University to annoy the deans for a century or two, and when he's as old as Farnsworth, exploit him in order to patent wonderful inventions in your name.

[Reply #218 on:]

Ooo, I like that idea best....no sense wasting a source of future wealth!

[Reply #219 on:]

 

Originally posted by Shiny:
You kids these days, always rushing ahead to the finish line, no sense of craft....tsk....

No sense of craft?!?! Rushing means no sense of craft?!?! There is "craft" in my generic squashing machine (complete with plexiglass front).   

[Reply #220 on:]

Admitted... As opposed to my idea, you could get rich right away by offering front row seats.

[Reply #221 on:]

I'd go with the black hole.

[Reply #222 on:]

Think about ze money...

[Reply #223 on:]

"Feed him to H. G. Blob"? Sure, I'll take him.

But I voted for other. I'd put the little bastard in a sack, throw the sack in a river, and hurl the river into space.

[Reply #224 on:]

thats a pretty creative thought

[Reply #225 on:]

And to tell you the truth i wouldn't care how you killed that guy. I hate him!

[Reply #226 on:]

Xanfor is right, we must think about ze money

[Reply #227 on:]

 

Originally posted by Teral:
Why do everybody hate Cubert? He's a fresh new character. Sure, he's ugly, has the most annoying laughter ever imagined, hurts the professor feelings, poo-poo'es his inventions, threatens Bender, insults Zoidberg, nitpicks and ridicules the crew in general. But can't we get past that and start to appreciate the little guy, for the laughs he brings.

Okay, he makes fun of Leela, but is that real-................WAIT-A-MINUTE!!!!!!!! That little snotty, bed-wetting, arrogant,[biiip], son-ow-a-[biip], [biip biiip], [biiiip], chubby, [biip biip biip biip], [biiiiip], oxygen-wasting, pig-nosed skincell-byproduct MAKES FUN OF LEELA!!!!!! Of all the crimes!

Haul him into the black hole, nice and slow, so the gravitation can pull him apart. Cloned cell by cloned cell.           

I agree it's ok all the other crap he does but making fun of that wonderful cyclops is the sickest thing Imaginable
     
He should be killed in the slowest and most painful manner   

[Reply #228 on:]

But what about the money?

[Reply #229 on:]

I would do away with him by going back in time to his "Growth Scraping Day" and convincing the Professor not to clone him.

Cubert:  Wait, wait.  That's physically impossible.  Time travel cannot occur.  Furthermore, the series would seriously suffer if --  urk!

This method may have been stated earlier.   (Yes, yes, I could go look.  But I'm as lazy as Fry.)  I still think it's the most appropriate.

Cubert:  But it's total, 100% pure bolonium, and --!

*Poof*  He's gone.  See how simple that was?  Easy-peasy, folks!

[Reply #230 on:]

Anchor him down into Royal Slum, so he becomes a slurm king. Then force him to fight the slurm queen

Just make sure we don't cut him in half coz then there would be two of him, and would the universe really be able to cope with that?


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[Reply #231 on:]

You know... I just remembered, in that episode, the Bender Should Not Be Allowed On TV one, Farnsworth said: "I got your DNA from a wart on my back, and I can send you back there!". I think you all realize my idea by now...

[Reply #232 on:]

Three words: Chinese Water Torture

[Reply #233 on:]

wow that hurt, the air! (pig laugh)
only kiddin

[Reply #234 on:]

Throw him into the dark matter reactor...

[Reply #235 on:]

I'd beat him unconscious then cut him up into tiny pieces,roll him up,and smoke him.   

[Reply #236 on:]

LOl, globby. although he would taste kinda gamey...

I'd dig a hole, stick him in the hole, starve him for 4 days, dig him out, clone him 100 times, beat those clones to death with a stick, pick him up, stick him in a cage with Nibbler who has not eaten in a week, and watch the fun and horror begin! 
*gasps* i just blew out one of my lungs yelling that to a bunch of deaf people.

[Reply #237 on:]

I would make him nice and cozy in a warm bed then drop the bed into Robot Hell then take him and let Zoidberg eat him for a while, then strap what remained of him to the engine. After he was a small blackened crisp, I'd vaporize him into dust then take the dust and throw it away then take the trash to the dump then burn the dump.
*pant pant*
                    

[Reply #238 on:]

@llama: sweeeeet. 

[Reply #239 on:]

That took about ten minutes to think up.