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: How would you kill Cubert Farnsworth?  (Read 17220 times)
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PEE Poll: How would you kill Cubert Farnsworth?
Disembowel him with a Robo-Rooter   -5 (3.3%)
I love Cubert, and would never harm him   -8 (5.3%)
Ditch him into a black hole   -23 (15.1%)
Create another clone, and have a death-battle   -23 (15.1%)
Set the Robot Mafia onto him   -5 (3.3%)
Feed him to H. G. Blob   -10 (6.6%)
Drop a piano on him   -5 (3.3%)
Tie him to the ships engines for a 3-hour trip   -20 (13.2%)
Force Amy to kill him with snu-snu   -17 (11.2%)
Other (please state)   -36 (23.7%)
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Juutje2111

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« #320 : 12-27-2006 06:07 »

haha, you guys are awesome!
MrBlonde

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« #321 : 12-27-2006 13:59 »
« : 12-27-2006 13:59 »

Why thank you you are awesome also...

I would take him and suck out all his fat then make him eat it... then when his not looking I would saw off all his limbs and feed them to dogs then I would rip his head off with my bare hands!
Decapodian

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« #322 : 12-28-2006 00:24 »

 
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Originally posted by MrBlonde:

I would take him and suck out all his fat then make him eat it...

Why would you give the fat to him!

I want some of that sweet juicy fat...

And dont forget the heart!
I want to eat his heart while it's still pumping covering me with his blood!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAAHHAHAHA HAHAHA!!!!!!
  :evillaugh:   :evillaugh:   :evillaugh:
MrBlonde

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« #323 : 12-28-2006 08:03 »

I've already eaten Cubert and went into pros and cons about cooking him or eating him raw... Cooking is better.
jle1993

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« #324 : 12-28-2006 09:54 »

I say we feed him to birds, tie him to a tree and let the bird peck him to death
MrBlonde

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« #325 : 12-28-2006 12:53 »

Let's hope they peck his eyes out and rip off all his fingers.
jle1993

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« #326 : 12-28-2006 15:39 »

No, leave his eyes till last so he can see exactly what they're doing! mwhahahaha
MrBlonde

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« #327 : 12-28-2006 19:24 »

Then call him a little fat ass and kill his self-esteem... The worst punishment.
jle1993

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« #328 : 12-29-2006 08:36 »

Kill is Self esteem, Kill his confidence, kill his ego...then kill him!
Sine Wave

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« #329 : 12-29-2006 09:43 »

I really don't have anything against him, he's supposed to be an annoying little bastard and he wasn't around that much anyway. However, if one character from Futurama had to go, throwing him into a black hole would be my choice.
jle1993

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« #330 : 12-29-2006 11:19 »

Black holes are good, they squish him while he struggles to breath, nice choice.
x-number1fan-x

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« #331 : 12-29-2006 11:44 »

jle, your really into this aren't you?
tyraniak

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« #332 : 12-29-2006 11:46 »

Run himover with a semi truck driven by the incredible Hulk
jle1993

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« #333 : 12-29-2006 12:11 »

Or, do a classic strap him to the train tracks and wait for the train to come and squish him

@N1F, Yeah, this sort of thing helps me control my temper.
x-number1fan-x

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« #334 : 12-29-2006 12:17 »

Thought as much, I simply take mine out on the poor item I happen to be holding, (I once nearly killed my stuffed kitty)
jle1993

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« #335 : 12-29-2006 12:51 »

I used to take it out Barbie dolls, I hated them all, so I ripped their heads off, it got expensive though so I had to stop.
x-number1fan-x

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« #336 : 12-29-2006 12:55 »

hah, ooh that reminded me, me and superfairy_fan used to play with our Barbies, but we were desperate for a wedding, so she cut off all of this poor barbies hair, and gave it 'tatoos' took off it's clothes an scribbled black over it so it was like a tux  :laff: it looked like... a... a mutant.  :laff:
jle1993

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« #337 : 12-29-2006 12:58 »

Now thats funny. Back on topic, whos for a Cubert spitroast?
x-number1fan-x

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« #338 : 12-29-2006 13:04 »
« : 12-29-2006 13:04 »

not me, I prefer deep fried Cubert thats g-o-o-o-o-d eatin'!
jle1993

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« #339 : 12-29-2006 13:06 »

But think of the fat and calories! A healthy grill is much better, you can drain off the fat that way.
x-number1fan-x

Starship Captain
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« #340 : 12-29-2006 13:09 »

Aww, I don't care, I don't eat enough as it is!
Now throw him in the lake  He's a witch!
jle1993

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« #341 : 12-29-2006 13:14 »

Forget the lake burn him and watch the pretty dancing fire feed on him
x-number1fan-x

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« #342 : 12-29-2006 13:16 »

ooh now that's just... not a bad idea!
MrBlonde

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« #343 : 12-29-2006 13:20 »

I'd just beat him to death with a fire poker then set him on fire and poke at him.
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« #344 : 12-29-2006 13:21 »

I get to light the fire, it was my idea! Fire would be my farorite method because I love fire, its so pretty the way it dances and twists yet if you get too close its deadly, apart from the pretty part its like me.
MrBlonde

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« #345 : 12-29-2006 13:23 »

Okay...?

Well anyways we'll still have BBQ!
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« #346 : 12-29-2006 13:34 »

I call on the brain!
MrBlonde

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« #347 : 12-29-2006 13:36 »

I think we already had this talk about dibs on the organs anyways I call the intestines!
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« #348 : 12-29-2006 13:39 »

Yeah we had this conversation, but that was when we were going to boil him, it all changes now we're having a BBQ, I want the heart!
x-number1fan-x

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« #349 : 12-29-2006 14:06 »

Hmmm, does it really change? I guess it does, I got dibs on... aww, you guys got all the good organs  :cry:, PS: I just did jle's picture (yay)
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« #350 : 12-29-2006 14:10 »

The stomachs good, you can have that.

And my pic rawks!
x-number1fan-x

Starship Captain
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« #351 : 12-29-2006 14:17 »

okay! and thanks. and jle, you should really check ot Unluckys *INSERT CLEVER TITLE HERE* thread on fanart.
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« #352 : 12-29-2006 14:25 »

Will do.

I'd tear his head off and use his skull for a bowling ball!
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« #353 : 12-29-2006 18:27 »

Use his arms and legs as pins then when you're done drink beer out of his skull.
Decapodian

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« #354 : 12-30-2006 04:22 »

 
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Originally posted by Decapodian:
He should be placed in eternal dissembulator-mafloozer.

That will kill him painfully by stripping away his skin layers bit by bit until he dissolves completely in a slow painful death.

Then the machine will use his cells to bring him back to life again and kill him slowly and painfully again.
Then the machine will use his cells to bring him back to life again and kill him slowly and painfully again.

Then the machine will use his cells to bring him back to life again and kill him slowly and painfully again.
And again and again and again and again...

Well you get the picture. The process will keep on going for all eternity. While everyone can watch to their hearts content while eating popcorn

The eternal dissembulator-mafloozer is also soundproof so we cant hear him complain.
The only sound we can hear is his on-going eternal death screams.

Aaaaah such is bliss...



I still think this ideas the best.
jle1993

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« #355 : 12-30-2006 12:13 »

If its sound proof how can we hear him scream?
MrBlonde

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« #356 : 12-30-2006 16:19 »

I'd enjoy my disposable camera one a tad bit better and we can sell it to Fox and the documentry channel we'll call Cubert: We hardley knew ye.
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« #357 : 12-30-2006 16:23 »

I say we tied him to the ground and film a rabid bear attacking him...from a distance of course, its Cubert we want to kill, not ourselves
MrBlonde

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« #358 : 12-30-2006 16:37 »

If anyone seen Misery then you must have seen the hobbling scene (I think that's how it's said) and then catch his house on fire (take out all of the cool people first) then we see if he can crawl his way out if he can and he gets outside we put a gun in his mouth and make him pull the trigger.
jle1993

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« #359 : 12-30-2006 18:18 »

Oh have I seen Misery...mwhaaaa, lets break his knee caps and slam things into the broken bone
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