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PEE Poll: How would you kill Cubert Farnsworth?
Disembowel him with a Robo-Rooter   -5 (3.3%)
I love Cubert, and would never harm him   -8 (5.3%)
Ditch him into a black hole   -23 (15.1%)
Create another clone, and have a death-battle   -23 (15.1%)
Set the Robot Mafia onto him   -5 (3.3%)
Feed him to H. G. Blob   -10 (6.6%)
Drop a piano on him   -5 (3.3%)
Tie him to the ships engines for a 3-hour trip   -20 (13.2%)
Force Amy to kill him with snu-snu   -17 (11.2%)
Other (please state)   -36 (23.7%)
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« #120 : 01-02-2002 14:47 »
« : 01-02-2002 14:47 by totalnerduk »

Otis, you're drunk, right?

Maniacal Machine-Gun-Toting Top-Of-The-Murderously-Minded Cubert-Hating-Page Dance   :p
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« #121 : 01-02-2002 15:07 »

Yeah how much did you drink over x-mas remember a carrot can not change it's colour, unless it is genetically engineered to but thats beyond the point.
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« #122 : 01-02-2002 16:15 »

 
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Originally posted by Otis P Jivefunk:
When Cuberts character developes more in the future I'm sure he won't be so bad after all.

They said the same about Wesley Crusher. And after 4 seasons he was still an annoying little brat.
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« #123 : 01-02-2002 16:28 »

I suppose on the other hand, du du du! He could get worse
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« #124 : 01-06-2002 16:36 »

Here's a good way to kill him, seal him in a room with Bin Laden and they could have a bear handed brawl to see who wins.
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« #125 : 01-12-2002 03:49 »

Nr. 8......
 :mad:  :D
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« #126 : 01-12-2002 04:46 »

Why would I want to kill him? He is a good character, I did'nt vote.
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« #127 : 01-12-2002 10:51 »

more ways to kil... err eliminate him:



good: very eficient
bad: must wash the car after, even burn it,painless death for Cubbert

if he survives that we can then:



good: if he don`t die in the explosion he will die in the fall
bad: need to destroy a car,high risk of black tide after.


  :D   :D   :D   :D
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« #128 : 01-12-2002 11:25 »

 
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Originally posted by BlackCoke:
Why would I want to kill him? He is a good character, I did'nt vote.

Next poll, coming soon: How would you kill Black Coke?   :D   :laff:   :p
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« #129 : 01-12-2002 11:33 »

 
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
 Next poll, coming soon: How would you kill Black Coke?    :D    :laff:    :p

So it is a capital offence to like Cubert? Sounds fair to me  :p
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« #130 : 01-12-2002 11:56 »

Make a Human Clay Pigeon out of him...Fling him...Blast him...JUST FOR LAUGHS.
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« #131 : 01-12-2002 15:30 »

one word: anvil.   :laff:
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« #132 : 01-12-2002 18:30 »
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Originally posted by Tweek:
   
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
 Next poll, coming soon: How would you kill Black Coke?      :D      :laff:      :p

So it is a capital offence to like Cubert? Sounds fair to me    :p



Yep, it should rank right up there with treason.
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« #133 : 01-13-2002 02:45 »

i had to go for #4,
hey it sounded good at the time,
besides, i would find it entertaining  :laff:
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« #134 : 01-14-2002 13:39 »

I'd hack him to death with my 5 foot scottish broadsword, then feed him to pigs.

 :D
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« #135 : 01-14-2002 18:43 »

I would glue a bottle full of live rats to his face and then heat the end of the bottle so that rats have no chance to escape unless they claw through his face.
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« #136 : 01-20-2002 03:54 »

There is just so many ways..... :)
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« #137 : 01-20-2002 03:59 »
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Could try # 8, anything, it just have to be in a brutal way...  :evillaugh:   :D  ;)
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« #138 : 01-20-2002 15:33 »

I've rethought my whole Cubert stance; he needs to sacrifice himself to save the PE crew from a deadly danger. And it needs to be violent, gory, explosive, highly ironic, and 100% garunteed fatal.

Not like the eventual death of Poochie, we need to see him go out. But just as fatal, with a sworn affy thingy (I know the word but can't spel it) from FOX stating that he will not return unless the PE crew travel backward thru time, and meet him in the street, where they run away very fast, so as not to give him any airtime.

Chrissy, I like the way you are thinking, but maybe you could outline your death-plan to give us all the warm happy glow that comes with the death of one that is hated by all.

Did I just go overboard?

Naaaah. Probably not. Where is my medication?
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« #139 : 01-20-2002 15:46 »

Hmm, well he DID insult Leela in "A Clone of My Own", what with the whole depth-perception thing and all. I read a post by Javier Lopez that depth perception isn't that critical to a starship pilot. So Leela complains to her union. The "Federation of Inter-Stellar Starship Captains" then use their mob connections to "make Cubert sleep with the fishes".  :evillaugh:

I'm not in favor of letting him die an honourable death. That way he'll always be remembered for his noble selfsacrifice, and not for being a bedwetting little annoyance.

Hmm, this intense hatred of an animated person is quite disturbing. You guys now a good shrenk?
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« #140 : 01-20-2002 15:51 »

 
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Originally posted by Teral:
...Hmm, this intense hatred of an animated person is quite disturbing. You guys now a good shrenk?
Is it any worse than lusting after an animated cyclops?  :p

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« #141 : 01-20-2002 16:00 »

 
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Originally posted by Teral:


I'm not in favor of letting him die an honourable death. That way he'll always be remembered for his noble selfsacrifice, and not for being a bedwetting little annoyance.


Would you rather be annoyed every time you remeber him, or would you rather be satisfied that he died to save the PE crew, including Leela and therefore he has paid for his abominable crime?

As to the shrink, yes I live on the same terrace as a psychologist, and no I am not a patient.

Teral: We all lust after animated characters from time to time. Be they simpsons, Futurama or that chick from KOTH, some animated personalities just have all their lines in the right places.  :flirt:  :p

And of course there are the real life people you never met in person, (referring to all the female PEELers that we all lust after due to the fact that they are all female, and most male PEELers are highly charged hormonally unbalanced males between 13 and 45

 :p

Oh, and Sarge, who is a highly charged hormonally driven senile old man who draws robots, aliens and old people for a living.

Sarge: That was a description compiled from VF's postings, and Futurama quotes. Please put down the knife....
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« #142 : 01-20-2002 16:21 »
« : 01-20-2002 16:21 »

 
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
 Would you rather be annoyed every time you remeber him, or would you rather be satisfied that he died to save the PE crew, including Leela and therefore he has paid for his abominable crime?

Good point. As long as it's not too heroic, I can play along.


 
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Originally posted by Tweek:
Is it any worse than lusting after an animated cyclops?   :p

Hmm, I guess the shrink-dude would cure me of both delusions. I'll just use beer then.  ;)
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« #143 : 01-20-2002 16:22 »

That's the spirit! Alcoholic spirit!
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« #144 : 01-20-2002 16:30 »

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is bruished and spongy.
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« #145 : 01-20-2002 16:51 »
« : 01-20-2002 16:51 by Nixorbo »

 
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Originally posted by Teral:
Hmm, well he DID insult Leela in "A Clone of My Own", what with the whole depth-perception thing and all. I read a post by Javier Lopez that depth perception isn't that critical to a starship pilot. So Leela complains to her union. The "Federation of Inter-Stellar Starship Captains" then use their mob connections to "make Cubert sleep with the fishes".    :evillaugh:


*sees a Troy McClure Moment coming up....
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« #146 : 01-30-2002 03:07 »

When your flying you deppend on the instruments or in visual references to make an idea of the distances, there was many military pilots who died when their instruments failed and they simply couldn`t diference the stars on the sky from the lights on the ground, and for example if you aproach to one building in flight (no WTC jokes ) if you don`t see visual references or have instruments of speed, altitude, distance, etc, it`s impossible that you can tell the high or sizes of the building. (like in a 3D game, you only can figure the aproximation ratio or when you reach the building, but not the real size)...


In other words. Cubbert, you should learn more before you speak....
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« #147 : 01-31-2002 14:38 »
« : 01-31-2002 14:38 »

Is Cubert dead yet :p
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« #148 : 02-02-2002 17:30 »

Hopefully. Maybe FOX saw the poll, and murdered him quietly?
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« #149 : 02-03-2002 08:31 »

Quietly!. Psssshh

I wanna hear the little bugger scream for mercy as I plunge my claymore slowly through his fat blubbery body, feeling it scrap against his ribs on the way through, watching him cough up blood, and looking into his eye's as his life fades away.

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Oh yeah I might heat the claymore up a little first in a fire, so it sizzles in his flesh.

die die die die die die, ya bass.

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« #150 : 12-03-2005 11:59 »

i chose amy to give him snu snu as shoudn't we all die that way? if he has to die isn't that the most humane?
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« #151 : 12-03-2005 20:28 »

Oh, a thread I've never heard of yet extremely funny.

So, to give my answer to the poll question, I'd set the Robot Mafia onto him. I would drop a piano on him, but that never works in cartoons. Amy would never have snu-snu with a little kid. Plus, a little kid like Cubert. Plus, Cubert might enjoy it too much.
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« #152 : 12-03-2005 21:16 »
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its always good when people fight to the death, its better when they are clones.
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« #153 : 12-04-2005 00:04 »

Drop him in the suicide booth(complete with viewing window) and make him hit the 'slow and painful' option
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« #154 : 12-04-2005 12:46 »

Mashed into a pulp, have his eyes gouged out, his elbows broken, his kneecaps split, his body burned away, his limbs all hacked and mangled, his head smashed in and heart cut out, his liver removed, his bowels unplugged, his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off, etc.
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« #155 : 12-05-2005 06:44 »

And his p***$!!!

Right thats enough singing for now!!
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« #156 : 12-06-2005 19:02 »

argghhh... all that gore... i'm not gonna sleep very well tonight....lol the black hole seems one of the cleanest methods.... and could be funny to watch... frantic arm waving, gasping for oxygen, stretching and distortion... (as seen in cartoons... not sure how a real physicist would describe that one) it's got it all...  :)
I think it's healthy to hate cubert... stops me taking it out on innocent nerds... like you all.
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« #157 : 12-07-2005 14:44 »

electric chainsaw. what else?
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« #158 : 12-07-2005 17:35 »

 
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Originally posted by Otis P Jivefunk:
I voted feed him to the H.G Blob. ha ha

The only problem with this is that they tend to survive afterwards.
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« #159 : 12-09-2005 05:03 »

I would disembowel him with the Robo router I'm glad someone brought this table up I mean he is Ok but a quitwe annying character which i would rather disembowel, but then again.... Well i don't klnow but if I was going to I would chopose this method for the catchy theme tune when doing so lol "Call Robo Router when you flush your..." lol  :D
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