How would you kill Cubert Farnsworth?

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Otis, you're drunk, right?

Maniacal Machine-Gun-Toting Top-Of-The-Murderously-Minded Cubert-Hating-Page Dance   

[Reply #121 on:]

Yeah how much did you drink over x-mas remember a carrot can not change it's colour, unless it is genetically engineered to but thats beyond the point.

[Reply #122 on:]

 

Originally posted by Otis P Jivefunk:
When Cuberts character developes more in the future I'm sure he won't be so bad after all.

They said the same about Wesley Crusher. And after 4 seasons he was still an annoying little brat.

[Reply #123 on:]

I suppose on the other hand, du du du! He could get worse

[Reply #124 on:]

Here's a good way to kill him, seal him in a room with Bin Laden and they could have a bear handed brawl to see who wins.

[Reply #125 on:]

Nr. 8......
  

[Reply #126 on:]

Why would I want to kill him? He is a good character, I did'nt vote.

[Reply #127 on:]

more ways to kil... err eliminate him:



good: very eficient
bad: must wash the car after, even burn it,painless death for Cubbert

if he survives that we can then:



good: if he don`t die in the explosion he will die in the fall
bad: need to destroy a car,high risk of black tide after.


           

[Reply #128 on:]

 

Originally posted by BlackCoke:
Why would I want to kill him? He is a good character, I did'nt vote.

Next poll, coming soon: How would you kill Black Coke?         

[Reply #129 on:]

 

Originally posted by totalnerduk:
 Next poll, coming soon: How would you kill Black Coke?           

So it is a capital offence to like Cubert? Sounds fair to me 

[Reply #130 on:]

Make a Human Clay Pigeon out of him...Fling him...Blast him...JUST FOR LAUGHS.

[Reply #131 on:]

one word: anvil.   

[Reply #132 on:]

 

Originally posted by Tweek:
   

Originally posted by totalnerduk:
 Next poll, coming soon: How would you kill Black Coke?                 

So it is a capital offence to like Cubert? Sounds fair to me   

Yep, it should rank right up there with treason.

[Reply #133 on:]

i had to go for #4,
hey it sounded good at the time,
besides, i would find it entertaining 

[Reply #134 on:]

I'd hack him to death with my 5 foot scottish broadsword, then feed him to pigs.

 

[Reply #135 on:]

I would glue a bottle full of live rats to his face and then heat the end of the bottle so that rats have no chance to escape unless they claw through his face.

[Reply #136 on:]

There is just so many ways.....

[Reply #137 on:]

Could try # 8, anything, it just have to be in a brutal way...      

[Reply #138 on:]

I've rethought my whole Cubert stance; he needs to sacrifice himself to save the PE crew from a deadly danger. And it needs to be violent, gory, explosive, highly ironic, and 100% garunteed fatal.

Not like the eventual death of Poochie, we need to see him go out. But just as fatal, with a sworn affy thingy (I know the word but can't spel it) from FOX stating that he will not return unless the PE crew travel backward thru time, and meet him in the street, where they run away very fast, so as not to give him any airtime.

Chrissy, I like the way you are thinking, but maybe you could outline your death-plan to give us all the warm happy glow that comes with the death of one that is hated by all.

Did I just go overboard?

Naaaah. Probably not. Where is my medication?

[Reply #139 on:]

Hmm, well he DID insult Leela in "A Clone of My Own", what with the whole depth-perception thing and all. I read a post by Javier Lopez that depth perception isn't that critical to a starship pilot. So Leela complains to her union. The "Federation of Inter-Stellar Starship Captains" then use their mob connections to "make Cubert sleep with the fishes". 

I'm not in favor of letting him die an honourable death. That way he'll always be remembered for his noble selfsacrifice, and not for being a bedwetting little annoyance.

Hmm, this intense hatred of an animated person is quite disturbing. You guys now a good shrenk?

[Reply #140 on:]

 

Originally posted by Teral:
...Hmm, this intense hatred of an animated person is quite disturbing. You guys now a good shrenk?

Is it any worse than lusting after an animated cyclops? 

[Reply #141 on:]

 

Originally posted by Teral:


I'm not in favor of letting him die an honourable death. That way he'll always be remembered for his noble selfsacrifice, and not for being a bedwetting little annoyance.

Would you rather be annoyed every time you remeber him, or would you rather be satisfied that he died to save the PE crew, including Leela and therefore he has paid for his abominable crime?

As to the shrink, yes I live on the same terrace as a psychologist, and no I am not a patient.

Teral: We all lust after animated characters from time to time. Be they simpsons, Futurama or that chick from KOTH, some animated personalities just have all their lines in the right places.   

And of course there are the real life people you never met in person, (referring to all the female PEELers that we all lust after due to the fact that they are all female, and most male PEELers are highly charged hormonally unbalanced males between 13 and 45

 

Oh, and Sarge, who is a highly charged hormonally driven senile old man who draws robots, aliens and old people for a living.

Sarge: That was a description compiled from VF's postings, and Futurama quotes. Please put down the knife....

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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
 Would you rather be annoyed every time you remeber him, or would you rather be satisfied that he died to save the PE crew, including Leela and therefore he has paid for his abominable crime?

Good point. As long as it's not too heroic, I can play along.


 

Originally posted by Tweek:
Is it any worse than lusting after an animated cyclops?   

Hmm, I guess the shrink-dude would cure me of both delusions. I'll just use beer then. 
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[Reply #143 on:]

That's the spirit! Alcoholic spirit!

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The spirit is willing, but the flesh is bruished and spongy.

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Originally posted by Teral:
Hmm, well he DID insult Leela in "A Clone of My Own", what with the whole depth-perception thing and all. I read a post by Javier Lopez that depth perception isn't that critical to a starship pilot. So Leela complains to her union. The "Federation of Inter-Stellar Starship Captains" then use their mob connections to "make Cubert sleep with the fishes".   

*sees a Troy McClure Moment coming up....
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[Reply #146 on:]

When your flying you deppend on the instruments or in visual references to make an idea of the distances, there was many military pilots who died when their instruments failed and they simply couldn`t diference the stars on the sky from the lights on the ground, and for example if you aproach to one building in flight (no WTC jokes ) if you don`t see visual references or have instruments of speed, altitude, distance, etc, it`s impossible that you can tell the high or sizes of the building. (like in a 3D game, you only can figure the aproximation ratio or when you reach the building, but not the real size)...


In other words. Cubbert, you should learn more before you speak....

[Reply #147 on:]

Is Cubert dead yet

[Reply #148 on:]

Hopefully. Maybe FOX saw the poll, and murdered him quietly?

[Reply #149 on:]

Quietly!. Psssshh

I wanna hear the little bugger scream for mercy as I plunge my claymore slowly through his fat blubbery body, feeling it scrap against his ribs on the way through, watching him cough up blood, and looking into his eye's as his life fades away.

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Oh yeah I might heat the claymore up a little first in a fire, so it sizzles in his flesh.

die die die die die die, ya bass.

[Reply #150 on:]

i chose amy to give him snu snu as shoudn't we all die that way? if he has to die isn't that the most humane?

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Oh, a thread I've never heard of yet extremely funny.

So, to give my answer to the poll question, I'd set the Robot Mafia onto him. I would drop a piano on him, but that never works in cartoons. Amy would never have snu-snu with a little kid. Plus, a little kid like Cubert. Plus, Cubert might enjoy it too much.

[Reply #152 on:]

its always good when people fight to the death, its better when they are clones.

[Reply #153 on:]

Drop him in the suicide booth(complete with viewing window) and make him hit the 'slow and painful' option

[Reply #154 on:]

Mashed into a pulp, have his eyes gouged out, his elbows broken, his kneecaps split, his body burned away, his limbs all hacked and mangled, his head smashed in and heart cut out, his liver removed, his bowels unplugged, his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off, etc.

[Reply #155 on:]

And his p***$!!!

Right thats enough singing for now!!

[Reply #156 on:]

argghhh... all that gore... i'm not gonna sleep very well tonight....lol the black hole seems one of the cleanest methods.... and could be funny to watch... frantic arm waving, gasping for oxygen, stretching and distortion... (as seen in cartoons... not sure how a real physicist would describe that one) it's got it all... 
I think it's healthy to hate cubert... stops me taking it out on innocent nerds... like you all.
<moe>I'll rip your eyes out and shove 'em down your pants so you can watch me kick the crap out of you</moe>

[Reply #157 on:]

electric chainsaw. what else?

[Reply #158 on:]

 

Originally posted by Otis P Jivefunk:
I voted feed him to the H.G Blob. ha ha

The only problem with this is that they tend to survive afterwards.

[Reply #159 on:]

I would disembowel him with the Robo router I'm glad someone brought this table up I mean he is Ok but a quitwe annying character which i would rather disembowel, but then again.... Well i don't klnow but if I was going to I would chopose this method for the catchy theme tune when doing so lol "Call Robo Router when you flush your..." lol