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PEE Poll: How would you kill Cubert Farnsworth?
Disembowel him with a Robo-Rooter   -5 (3.3%)
I love Cubert, and would never harm him   -8 (5.3%)
Ditch him into a black hole   -23 (15.1%)
Create another clone, and have a death-battle   -23 (15.1%)
Set the Robot Mafia onto him   -5 (3.3%)
Feed him to H. G. Blob   -10 (6.6%)
Drop a piano on him   -5 (3.3%)
Tie him to the ships engines for a 3-hour trip   -20 (13.2%)
Force Amy to kill him with snu-snu   -17 (11.2%)
Other (please state)   -36 (23.7%)
: 152

totalnerd undercanada

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« #160 : 12-19-2005 16:44 »

 
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Originally posted by badpinkmummy:
i chose amy to give him snu snu as shoudn't we all die that way? if he has to die isn't that the most humane?

Y'know, I'm regretting ever having included that as an option. Poor Amy. What did she do to deserve Cubert and his genius's wiener?
Lee Roberts

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« #161 : 12-19-2005 18:45 »

I'd have to go for the black hole.
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #162 : 12-20-2005 16:40 »

Maybe he'll die in the "Clone Wars," Zing !
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« #163 : 12-27-2005 20:57 »

tether him to the PE ship with a long rope, and let him experience re-entry firsthand.
Deus.EXE

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« #164 : 12-28-2005 00:18 »

If it hasn't been said yet-

Meat Grinder.
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« #165 : 12-28-2005 02:06 »

#9 because even cubert should get some action..
Age Of Aquarius

Bending Unit
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« #166 : 12-29-2005 16:45 »

I wouldn't.
FryBound

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« #167 : 12-29-2005 22:59 »

Its shown there almost everyone hates cuebert.
TriggerHappyJim

Professor
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« #168 : 02-03-2006 07:51 »

Can't stand him.

Some people like him to. They say they dislike innocents like Hermes or Zapp.

But this little s**t is pure undiluted EVIL.
mookie427

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« #169 : 02-03-2006 09:41 »

i'd strap a load of raw, dripping hams onto him, and get Nibbler and a pack of wolves to chase him round and round the Planet Express ship....Fun for all!
SpaceCase

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« #170 : 02-03-2006 10:37 »

 
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Originally posted by mookie427:
i'd strap a load of raw, dripping hams onto him, and get Nibbler and a pack of wolves to chase him round and round the Planet Express ship....Fun for all!

Now hold on there!
That's just cruel!

You're going to force poor little Nibbler to run all the way around the P.E. Ship?
You sadist!
Besides, don't you know wolves give Nibbler gas?
  :laff:
mookie427

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« #171 : 02-03-2006 13:14 »
« : 02-03-2006 13:14 »

ah, yes, but what if they are special 'non gaseous' wolves?

lets just hope he doesn't feature too much in the 4 movies.....otherwise i may have to strangle meeself
Blane

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« #172 : 02-03-2006 17:15 »

I'd probably just throw him at the wall really hard...nah i think him drowning in cement would be good.

But its also good to think of everything as a weapon. Imagine killing him with a AAA battery or something dumb like a chinese food container.

But for those who really hate him, he could be strapped down with some sort of sound system set up to play jesse mccartney and aaron carter on repeat.
TriggerHappyJim

Professor
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« #173 : 02-05-2006 06:08 »

Make him invent a Killbot and kill him with it.
liability

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« #174 : 02-06-2006 08:55 »

tie hios tasticals and nob ot the can opener
SpaceCase

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« #175 : 02-06-2006 14:16 »

 
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Originally posted by liability:
tie hios tasticals and nob ot the can opener
If you meant, "Tie his testicles and knob to the can opener;"

Ah... wouldn't that gum-up the works of a perfectly good can opener?  :confused:
TriggerHappyJim

Professor
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« #176 : 02-06-2006 17:56 »

But certinally destroy the penis of a small shit!
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« #177 : 02-07-2006 00:38 »

if he had a penis in the first place........I may have lopped it off in a smal meeting with a treesaw.....
TriggerHappyJim

Professor
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« #178 : 02-07-2006 17:46 »

Nope, I got to it first with an axe.

And I MEAN hacking. No silly "small meeting".
mookie427

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« #179 : 02-08-2006 02:34 »

lets just launch him through the earths atmosphere- that'll leave not a trace of his existence anywhere!
SexyLeela

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« #180 : 02-08-2006 06:09 »

I would call the killer-robot santa to kill him...

  :evillaugh:   :eek:
zoiby

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« #181 : 02-11-2006 00:04 »

i would get zoidberg to Disembowel instead of robo rooter
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« #182 : 02-12-2006 11:09 »

I wouldn't hurt Cubert.  He's just a kid.  He'll grow up.  I think Cubert and Dwight are okay.  At least they don't act like kids in live-action sit-coms. 
Popsticle

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« #183 : 02-12-2006 11:20 »

I would ditch him into a black hole, or I would pull his head off
Fraser

Crustacean
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« #184 : 02-12-2006 14:18 »

I would Crush him just like in Anthology of intrest part II when leela crushes Amy
TriggerHappyJim

Professor
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« #185 : 02-12-2006 14:26 »

 
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Originally posted by KurtPikachu2001:
I wouldn't hurt Cubert.  He's just a kid.  He'll grow up.  I think Cubert and Dwight are okay.  At least they don't act like kids in live-action sit-coms. 


WHAT THE HELL?!?!?

Dude, this whole thread is a joke. It hardly matters that Cubert is a kid.

I agree with you about the sit-coms though.
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« #186 : 02-13-2006 10:31 »

and it's about a cartoon character-a cartoon character. He isn't real, so we can do whatever we want to him....
Shiny

Professor
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« #187 : 02-14-2006 00:08 »

I know what KP feels, though.  Sometimes I feel the Cubert hatred goes a little too far.  (And I don't see what is wrong with Dwight, except that he hangs around with Cubert and possibly picks up some dislike-by-association). 

I know Cubert was created to be hated, so to speak, but they ended up making him a little more sympathetic, and I just get a little...uneasy at the depth of the hatred he still generates. 
TriggerHappyJim

Professor
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« #188 : 02-14-2006 08:21 »

I supose it proves they did a good job.

I don't mind Dwight.

I wouldn't worry, its all in good fun. There are people at school I hate but I don't do half the things I would like to do to them.
LordZoidberg

Delivery Boy
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« #189 : 02-17-2006 14:19 »
« : 02-17-2006 23:00 »

i would use robo-ruters hand and shove it down his throat
Officer 1BDI

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« #190 : 02-17-2006 14:46 »

 
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Originally posted by Shiny:
Sometimes I feel the Cubert hatred goes a little too far.

I have to agree.  I only "hate" Cubert because I'm supposed to hate him, but I honestly don't see why he's given us any reason to despise him.  The same goes for Dwight.  I mean, it's fun to see him get roughed up in the show, because he certainly deserves most of that, but I'd be a tad disappointed if someone actually killed him off (AoI doesn't count).
Arkan

Bending Unit
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« #191 : 02-17-2006 17:01 »

 
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Originally posted by Officer 1BDI:
 I only "hate" Cubert because I'm supposed to hate him, but I honestly don't see why he's given us any reason to despise him.

Exactly; I'd find him annoying IRL but as a character I think he's great. And there's nothing wrong with Dwight; he'd be alright even as a real person.
MYsTeRi0us_N

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« #192 : 02-17-2006 19:34 »

Roll him up in a carpet and through him of a bridge!! lol1ol1 heheh eheh.
Age Of Aquarius

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« #193 : 02-18-2006 09:03 »

I changed my mind, i would ditch him in a black hole.
LordZoidberg

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« #194 : 02-18-2006 09:47 »
« : 02-18-2006 09:47 »

Amy and Cuthbert engage in snu snu   :love: when Kif returns from shaving Zapps armpits   :puke:  and sees them together he finally snaps     :mad:  taking his spare velor uniform he smothers cuthbert    :laff: . Amy runs to Zapp Branigan and they have snu snu too   :puke: Kif follows her and strangles him with a rope made out of Zaps own armpithair   :confused:
miss_bender

Starship Captain
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« #195 : 02-19-2006 02:06 »

The voice of reason:
Does it really matter how the little idiot is killed as long as he is dead and stays dead FOREVER!!!
             :evillaugh:   :evillaugh:   :evillaugh:   :evillaugh:   :evillaugh:
SpaceCase

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« #196 : 02-19-2006 12:59 »

 
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Originally posted by LordZoidberg:
Amy and Cuthbert engage in snu snu    :love: when Kif returns from shaving Zapps armpits    :puke:  and sees them together he finally snaps      :mad:  taking his spare velor uniform he smothers cuthbert     :laff: . Amy runs to Zapp Branigan and they have snu snu too    :puke: Kif follows her and strangles him with a rope made out of Zaps own armpithair    :confused:
<*Psst*>
<Taps LordZoidberg on the shoulder>
It&#8217;s, ah&#8230; *Ahem* &#8230; &#8220;Cubert,&#8221; not &#8220;Cuthbert,&#8221; Cuebert&#8230;&#8221; I&#8217;ll go away now&#8230;
Chrys

Bending Unit
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« #197 : 02-19-2006 13:02 »

Oh I don't know... Cubert does not show up often, and he is a good role model of the obnoxious teen. He is not one of my favourites, no Sir, but I don't see him as a nuisance either.
LordZoidberg

Delivery Boy
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« #198 : 02-19-2006 13:06 »
« : 02-19-2006 13:06 »

 
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Originally posted by SpaceCase:
   
Quote
Originally posted by LordZoidberg:
Amy and Cuthbert engage in snu snu      :love: when Kif returns from shaving Zapps armpits      :puke:  and sees them together he finally snaps        :mad:  taking his spare velor uniform he smothers cuthbert       :laff: . Amy runs to Zapp Branigan and they have snu snu too      :puke: Kif follows her and strangles him with a rope made out of Zaps own armpithair      :confused:
<*Psst*>
<Taps LordZoidberg on the shoulder>
It’s, ah… *Ahem* … “Cubert,” not “Cuthbert,” Cuebert…” I’ll go away now…

Thanks i forgot my sister wrote this so she didnt know how to spell it
LordZoidberg

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« #199 : 02-19-2006 13:10 »

 
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Originally posted by miss_bender:
The voice of reason:
Does it really matter how the little idiot is killed as long as he is dead and stays dead FOREVER!!!
              :evillaugh:    :evillaugh:    :evillaugh:    :evillaugh:    :evillaugh:


yes but its good for us to expres our hatred
 :evillaugh:   :evillaugh:
 
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