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Teral

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« #82 : 12-04-2001 15:37 »
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And letting him die drunk, with a bottle in his hand is just too friendly. But Leela  should have some part in his horrible death.  Thoose remarks he made at her in "A Clone of my Own" was totally uncalled for. That little bedwetting bastard. Nobody, I mean NOBODY, makes fun of Leela and gets away with it. Maybe she could use Cubert for batting practice, before a blernsball-match. Now that would be must-see-tv. 
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AstroZombie

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« #84 : 12-05-2001 15:31 »
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Teral's right, he made fun of Leela, he must suffer the consequences How about we stick a starving rat up his ass and let it eat its way out? or we take the little bastard out into a desert and knee cap him leaving him to die a slow, thirsty death, Or we could just set him on fire. 
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« #95 : 12-13-2001 17:18 »
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Drop a piano on him, the little squirt! *Gets out the yellow pages* Where would I find a Baby Grand?
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The Zapper

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« #98 : 12-16-2001 09:23 »
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I wouldn't kill him directly. i was thinking of travelling back in time and feeding baby cubert in his first tube with some somatotrophic hormones so he'd be crushed in the tube. somebody got more ideas? maybe programming a recursive error in his DNA to kill him before he opens his mouth for the first time to speak his stupid words. greetings a lonely captain on his heart-shaped, pink bed with some champagne
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meisterPOOP

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« #100 : 12-16-2001 14:23 »
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Originally posted by AstroZombie: [moe] I'm gonna cut off the top of your head and paint my walls with your brains[/moe] I've got a cousin who is an international specialist at Sloan-Kettering with whom I need to consult on this procedure. *Sob* I feel like a female umpire in Montreal's Olympic Stadium not in Seattle as I originally thought.
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Teral

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« #108 : 12-27-2001 17:23 »
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Originally posted by B.Frankendorfer: May I ask, why does everyone hate Cubert? I thought he was a funny character.
We hate Cubert because he's a little bedwetting idiot, has an annoying voice, a hideous laugh, ridicules our heroes, hurt their feelings, nitpicks, is a pessimist etc. He's the Wesley Crusher of Futurama, 'nough said. Oh, I almost forgot, his biggest crime ever: HE MADE FUN OF LEELA!! Nobody, I mean NOBODY, does that, and lives to tell the tale (great scene in AOI I: click, schwiiiing, stab  ) If he isn't killed off in a future episode, I'll make it my mission in life to hunt him down and kill him in the most horrible way possible: a slow descent into a black hole  I should what? Calm down? Heyyy, what do you need that straitjacket for? I got it under control. I'm telling you: I got it under control!! Get your hands off me, stop that, help!!! Get that needle away from me!! Get that..ouch! I'll kill you for that, I'll..k-k-k-kiiill......yooooouuuu.............
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totalnerd undercanada

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« #109 : 12-30-2001 19:01 »
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Originally posted by B.Frankendorfer: May I ask, why does everyone hate Cubert? I thought he was a funny character.
Cubert is hated because he is CRAP. He's the embodiment of all that is obnoxious and annoying and smarmy smug sm... erm, anyone got another word beginning in sm? I did like the one Cubert line tho' The illusion is so perfect I almost forgot I was looking at a complete idiot!That was it tho. Nothing else.
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