How would you kill Cubert Farnsworth?

[Reply #240 on:]

wowza. i could eat a whole turkey sandwich in that much time.
mmmm...sandwiches....

[Reply #241 on:]

I'd choke him with a sandwich then say: "Aww, Cubert, do you need some help?" and he'd nod weakly then i'd shove dynamite down his throat and watch. 

[Reply #242 on:]

KABOOOM!
no one will want any pieces of HIM.

[Reply #243 on:]

how bout they send him to the robot insane asylum for a month than stab the living crap out of him when he thinks hes a robot... then give him to nibler.

[Reply #244 on:]

Nibbler does not need that kind of burden, he's keeping an eye on the 'chosen one' and 'the other'

[Reply #245 on:]

But I'm sure Nibbler would enjoy a tasty snack.mmm, Cubert.

[Reply #246 on:]

Even though I voted the blackhole, I'd force him into a suicide booth.

[Reply #247 on:]

Dissemboweling him with the robo-rooter is too kind, idont think you can print the things that i'd do to the horrible little snot bag.

[Reply #248 on:]

Forse feed him Bender's cooking 

[Reply #249 on:]

cement him into the ground with his head just above surface level, put a bowl of nice food and drink out of his reach and watch him stave to death

[Reply #250 on:]

I'd let age take care of him...
Muahahahaha....

[Reply #251 on:]

Urrr, but then we have to let him live untill he's old, and that would take aaaaaage's

[Reply #252 on:]

Ah-HAH!  We wouldn't have to kill him, we'd just turn him in to the Near Death Star robots and tell them he's the Professor!  The DNA matches, and then Cubert would just get to spend his entire life in a virtual world full of old people!  The old people would just ignore or misunderstand him, so he wouldn't be able to annoy anyone, EVER AGAIN. 

It would keep him out of OUR hair, he'd go insane, and not a single sentient being would have to be harmed!

Damn, I'm a genius! 

[Reply #253 on:]

 

Originally posted by Shiny:
... and not a single sentient being would have to be harmed!

Oh, those poor Near-Death Star robots! 

[Reply #254 on:]

Cubert would probably tell them that they're inrational or illogical or something

[Reply #255 on:]

HOW DARE HE INSULT ZOIDBERG!!!


DEATH IS TOO GOOD FOR HIM!!!

He should be placed in eternal dissembulator-mafloozer.

That will kill him painfully by stripping away his skin layers bit by bit until he dissolves completely in a slow painful death.

Then the machine will use his cells to bring him back to life again and kill him slowly and painfully again.
Then the machine will use his cells to bring him back to life again and kill him slowly and painfully again.

Then the machine will use his cells to bring him back to life again and kill him slowly and painfully again.
And again and again and again and again...

Well you get the picture. The process will keep on going for all eternity. While everyone can watch to there hearts content while eating popcorn

The eternal dissembulator-mafloozer is also soundproof so we cant hear him complain.
The only sound we can hear is his on-going eternal death screams.

Aaaaah such is bliss...

[Reply #256 on:]

How about a nice wooden baseball bat.

[Reply #257 on:]

Not good enough. My ideas better

[Reply #258 on:]

I'd like to see Cubert spend a week with the pain monster

[Reply #259 on:]

I pity the Pain Monster if that ever happens.

[Reply #260 on:]

I pitty him, if someone hits him with a baseball bat   

[Reply #261 on:]

clone battle to the death would be good and then you can torcher the winner.

[Reply #262 on:]

Or again you could just hit him with a bat

[Reply #263 on:]

Other, as in I wouldn't. I like him even though he's an annoying brat... That's his purpose. :P

[Reply #264 on:]

I would tie him to a chair take billions of disposable cameras with the flash and I would keep on taking pictures of him until his eyes burn out of his skull then if he's not dead from blood loss I would eat his brain with a big 'ol smile on my face.

[Reply #265 on:]

thats slightly creepy MrBlonde...

[Reply #266 on:]

indeed it is

[Reply #267 on:]

Mr Blonde... you are really scaring me... I'm just going to s-l-o-w-l-y back away...


anyway, I'd kill him the good old fashioned way, gorge out his eyes with a spork [muahahaha]

[Reply #268 on:]

Drug him, then cut of his manhood. When he wakes up force feed it to him then Gorge his eyes out and feed him them, then slit his throat and let him bleed to death

[Reply #269 on:]

jle... you are on the verge of scaring me more than mr blonde 

[Reply #270 on:]

Sorry, I was in one of my anti everything moods a minute ago. I'm okay now...

[Reply #271 on:]

 

Originally posted by jle1993:
Drug him, then cut of his manhood. When he wakes up force feed it to him then Gorge his eyes out and feed him them, then slit his throat and let him bleed to death

That's the way to go be creative!

[Reply #272 on:]

*blushs* Ah shucks, I do try 

[Reply #273 on:]

I would also go a la Clockwork Orange and use the eye opening device to make him watch his annoying self... The results: His head would explode.

[Reply #274 on:]

sorry mr blonde you are a loner like me.(well im not as bad as you)

[Reply #275 on:]

Are you saying I'm Emo? Because I find that offensive.

[Reply #276 on:]

Hey, not all emos are bad...do you think I'm a bad person? Do you?!

[Reply #277 on:]

Nothing against emos but I don't like to be called one because I'm not over-dramatic like them.

And please everybody go back on topic.

[Reply #278 on:]

Right how to murder the brat

[Reply #279 on:]

I would catch his head on fire, take a fire extinguisher and when he's begging for mercy I would put his head out, but when he's thanking me I would break his legs with the fire extinguisher so when he's on his knees with his flesh melting off his face I would put him outside and run him over with my snow blower.