It took an hour to write, I thought it would take an hour to read. Framegrab Thread

[Reply #280 on:]

Awesome; OK, try this one out:

[Reply #281 on:]

Fry: This is the closest I've ever gotten to Leela's ass before!

[Reply #282 on:]

Leela [thinking]: "I'm not sure what's more disturbing, my impending gruesome death or having the side of Fry's head wedged between by butt cheeks."

[Reply #283 on:]

Apparently my immense awesomeness wasn't enough, oh well. Congrats JBERGES.

Fry: If I go I'm taking Leela's pants with me!

[Reply #284 on:]

Leela: "Is it weird at all that I'm turned on by this?"

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Leela: Hey Fry, do you think you could slip a little further down?

Edited for spelling.

[Reply #286 on:]

Bender: GET OF MY ASS ZAPP! Unless you want to BITE IT!
Zapp: Does it look like I want to bite it?
Fry: I got an idea, Yes no yes yes yes no!!!
Leela: I got one! as Zapp is fat, he may get stuck in that hole along with Kif.
Zapp: but first let me say my prayer.
Leela: Oh no.
Zapp: I let Bender do it.
Bender: No problem...100111000112! amen.

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Fry: It's every man for himself. Are we gonna die?
Bender: yes
Fry: ITS EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF
Bender: And Robot
Kif: And alien
Zapp: And another alien
Leela: And a fat man!
Fry: Its EVERY Man, Robot, 2 aliens and a fat man for himself!

[Reply #288 on:]

Zapp (thinks): ...must...get...to Leela's...ass!

[Reply #289 on:]

Leela [thinking]: Oh crud, now I have an itch.

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Fry: Pull, everyone! Harder!
Leela: Must reach shiny camera...

[Reply #291 on:]

Leela: My arms!
Fry: My legs!
Bender: My feet!
Zapp: My balls!

[Reply #292 on:]

Eh, while a nerdy, science joke might go over better with the target audience...

Fry: And to think we laughed when Hermes had us run those "human chain"-drills back on Earth.
Leela: Fry, those were conga lines.

[Reply #293 on:]

Ok DrT has to be a Futurama staff writer posing as a PEEL member. No fair, man.

[Reply #294 on:]

LayZ takes this, and no, that's not out of sympathy.  DrT in a close second.

[Reply #295 on:]

Well, alias, there's an easy way to check. Have him review a fanfic. If he's a real 'Futurama' writer, he can't because of copyright laws. Ha!

[Reply #296 on:]

Trust me, if you had seen my fanfics, I doubt you would mistake them for profics.

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Zap: Hahahaha! Ahh, Kiff old friend. When are you going to give up being an opra singer?

Kiff: Never, sir. It's in my family's blood!

Zap: No, it's in my stomach. Do something more eracticle, like giving me a foot rub?

Kiff. Uuummpphhh, chuh, mmhp, chucku, uh, oh jeeze!

Zap: It's OK to be freightened, but it isn't OK when you don't do it. Chop Chop.

Kiff: UUhhhrr.

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Zapp: Oh, this is hilarious!
Kif: I'm sorry, sir, but being a PEELer and having a pink telephone is an honorable family tradition.

[Reply #300 on:]

Zapp: You own ship? Snicker... guffah!
Kif: Yes, the extra money would help, you know with a family and -
Zapp: DOOP would never...(turns slightly blue).
Kif: Never what?
Zapp: Give a ship to someone who screwed up a hand job. Bwha ha ha ha ha...slap!
Kif: But how did they...?
Zapp: Hee, snort... I told them! Slap!
Kif: Not the...
Zapp: Yes, I told the crew too! Woo hoo hoo!
But seriously Kif I'm here if you need me hee heee ha ha ha...!

[Reply #301 on:]

Zapp: I've got a big sneeze coming, Kif.  Be sure to use your hand to cover my mouth.

[Reply #302 on:]

Zapp's stirring rendition of 'Macho Man' did little to lift Kif's waning spirits...

[Reply #303 on:]

Of all things, Kif hated his "Officer Performance Reviews" the most.

[Reply #304 on:]

Zapp: Hahahaha. Now Kif, I really need that phone back. You might like it because you're a girly man, but I've put some special numbers on speed dial on that, and I need those special numbers.

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Zapp: HAHA, Oh-ho, Kif: why aren't you answering the phone? It's rung three times!
Kif: Someone has been crank calling me sir--they keep asking me to help them remove all of their chest hair.
Zapp: Eh, whazzat you say? I was distracted by these pictures of one sexy lady on the wall here...
Kif: Uh, nothing, sir...
Zapp: Very well then, Kif, come with me and help me remove my chest hair.
Kif: [sighs]
Zapp: Mmmyes, I do like my chest to be silky smooth.

[Reply #306 on:]

I liked the idea of Zapp having 900 numbers on his speed dial, but I think the idea of him singing "Macho Man" is funnier. So, JBERGES wins again.

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[Reply #308 on:]

We did this one before.

[Reply #309 on:]

Fine...

If that's been done too... just pick one of the two I posted and go for it.

[Reply #310 on:]

Fry: AHA! You do wear a size 29!

Leela: Those don't.....errr... belong to m.... damn it!

Fry: Why don't you just loose weight? Seriously you have more meat than a cow

Leela: *face slap*

[Reply #311 on:]

For some reason, the wax statue of Fry rifling through her underpants drawer was even more attractive than Leela had thought it would be.

[Reply #312 on:]

What did you do last night?

[Reply #313 on:]

Fry: "Man, the guy who owned that jewelry store was right, these are alot softer than guys' underpants..."

[Reply #314 on:]

Leela: What the hell are you doing Fry?
Fry: I was...uh...looking for a flashlight! Ah, here's one.
Leela: That's not a flashlight.

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What did you do last night?

[Reply #316 on:]

 

Originally posted by Crash_7:

Leela: What the hell are you doing Fry?
Fry: I was...uh...looking for a flashlight! Ah, here's one.
Leela: That's not a flashlight.

I just sprayed Gatorade through my nose reading that.

That has to be the winner.

[Reply #317 on:]

Fry: I sense a disturbance in the force.
Leela: You're going to sense a lot more than that if you don't get out of there.
Fry: Hey, why do you have this nekkid picture of Zapp in here?
Leela: Umm, I'm using them for shelf liners.
Fry: I'll have to try that. Do you have any leftover?

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Fry: YES, JACKPOT!!
Leela: What are you doing, Fry?
Fry: Uh, digging for burried treasure.
Leela: I meant with your other hand.
Fry: That reminds me, do you have any towels in here?

[Reply #319 on:]

Leela: Fry, what the hell are you doing?
Fry: I take it this isn't the briefing you were talking about.