It took an hour to write, I thought it would take an hour to read. Framegrab Thread

[#200 :]

(ToTP repost of pic.)

Amy: Klool! Now we can play Bender Twister.

Zoid: Hurray!

Fry: I'll get the Mazola.

Zoid: Hurray!

Leela: Fry!

Zoid: Aw.

Bender: Oh God, don't roll that up too, aargh!

[#201 :]

Fry: Wow, Bender.  Have you lost weight?
Bender: No, just a dimension.

[#202 :]

Everyone agreed that the “Splendor Of Bender(TM)" line of home-decorating merchandise was both practical and aesthetically pleasing. 

Sadly, the “Calculon in Calico(TM)” brand took the Interior Design Intergalactic Conference by particle storm, driving Splendor Of Bender(TM) from the market in its first week. Bender went on a two-week sober spree that ended with Fry hospitalized for mild sleep-deprived paranoid psychosis, (reportedly muttering about angler fish, potted meat, and an answer to the Three-Body Problem, though that was never confirmed), while Bender was arrested at the Head Museum trying to force Bob Dylan’s head to reveal the long-lost obscene version of “Subterranean Homesick Blues.” 

Leela enjoyed her prototype BENDERug(TM) as a welcome addition to her spartan quarters, until she realized that change dropped into its pile vanished utterly from normal time/space - a fact confirmed by her metal detector and the Professor’s much more powerful “What the Hell Is in That” Machine.  Investigation of the phenomenon led to the discovery of the Junk Drawer Dimension, and for several months Planet Express enjoyed an inexhaustible supply of pens, paperclips, unmatched socks, small-denomination coins and keys that fit no lock.  This happy state of affairs ended when Zoidberg ate the rug.  It is now the Decapodian’s painful duty to fill 347,861 empty pens with ink from his body sometime before retirement, a goal that Hermes looks forward to making him meet.

Aside from a small cut on her left thumb caused by one of the Dimension paperclips, Amy’s life was not affected at all.

[#203 :]

Bender: Next time I get lucky with a steamroller-bot, I'm going to be on top.

[#204 :]

Fry: Good, I'll get the blowtorch and then we can smoke him.

[#205 :]

Fry:  Good, I'll get the blowtorch and then we can smoke him.

Hermes:  Mon, you don't need a blowtorch.  You just need an -- uh-oh, LaBarbara's here.

Farnsworth:  Quiet, all of you!  One less dimension is one less part of Bender I need to pay.  Yes.  Hrmmm.  I rather like him this way.  Perhaps if the rest of you....

[#206 :]

Hmm... S.P. for immaturity, DrT for dorkiness, or Shiny for effort...

Ehhh... let's keep this immature train rolling...

You're up, SquarePupils.

[#207 :]

Score two for immaturity!

Let's see what you guys make of this:

[#208 :]

 

Originally posted by JBERGES:
Shiny for effort...

Why, thank you, JB! 

(Originally it just was going to be the first sentence, but that lacked punch.  So I threw in the second and IT lacked punch.  And I just kept going, until punch was no longer an issue.  It's kind of insane how much time I spent on it when there's so many other things I need to be writing....  )


Okay, new pic caption...does tastelessness count as immaturity?  Oh, what the Hell...


From the New New York Times bestseller list:

Phillip J. Fry - Modern Kitty Genovase
A Special Report

[#209 :]

Zoidberg:  I can barely see the Bender/Fry fight at all!  Fish-eye lenses are so difficult to see through...

[#210 :]

"The Planet Express crew was shocked at what lenghts Fry would go to for sexual pleasure.."

[#211 :]

Bender (whispering): He's falling for it, when I say "he needs a doctor" you start twitching

Fry: He's not gonna come out bender, can't you just buy a lobster?

Bender: Fry, sometimes I think you don't want me to cook for you at all!

Fry: You know I do Bender, lets do it!

[#212 :]

Stop three on the immaturity train...alias!

Just the thought of Fry (or anyone) deriving pleasure from being choked by a robot while being watched by a lobster hiding in a fish is ridiculous, and the expression on everyone's face proves it.
Bwahaha.

[#213 :]

Zoidberg: I don't know what the big deal is, Fry.  I'm already in a full-Nelson haddock.

[#214 :]

Bender: You didn't see a thing, nothing happened.

Zoid: This "sleeping with the fishes" tell me more.

[#215 :]

Oops, sorry futz and DrT, but I already announced alias as the winner a few posts back. 

Where is he, anyway?

[#216 :]

Oh, that's what it meant.

[#217 :]

Hmm, I should probably close browser windows when I go out or refresh them when I get back.

[#218 :]

 Zoidberg: Mother, there out there.......should I kill then now?
 Zoidberg's mum (just for the record, I know he can't have a mum, but...): No darling, wait for the time to be right..
(Cut to Physco scene with Leela in the shower. And you know what happens next.....Zapp bursts through the curtains smiling.)
Zapp: Hi Leela!!!
Leela: ARRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
(Kicks Zapp in face.)
Zapp: Owee!! Leela how bout you kiss my boo-boo which I got on the lips.....

[#219 :]

Zoidberg: Hooary! The robut is finally coming out of his shell.

Hermes: Robots don't have shells, stupid man!

Zoidberg: They don't?......awww.

Edit: I see now that Alias is the winner, sorry.

[#220 :]

SquarePupils I think you better go to second on your list. alias007 doesn't seem to have the wherewithall. 2 days+

[#221 :]

Sorry guys I had a bad viral infection past week, and have been really sick. Couldn't check on PEEL. Someone take my turn.

[#222 :]

Sorry to hear that.  Do get better.

In te meantime, we used to have a rule on this thread where after 24 hours without a response, the thread is fair game to anyone.
 
So, you heard the man!  Next person to this thread can post a picture!

[#223 :]

Oh my, get well soon alias_007.

[#224 :]

Bender: Leela, next time you go for the 'Bunny girl' look, can you NOT use my golf ball for a tail!?!

[#225 :]

Bender:  And that, Leela, is why you should never swallow your bubblegum. 

[#226 :]

Futurama: the Puppet Show
Live with Craig Schwarz

[#227 :]

Fry: Leela, I can see your...
Leela: Stop talking before I kick you in the groin.

[#228 :]

Leela: Okay thats it, no more virtual golf today. So no more drives, no more bunkers, and no more "holes in ones".
Fry: I guess Zapp was right. Once you score a "hole in one" Leela gets mad and won't let you play anymore.

[#229 :]

Fry: You know, Bender, I think this virtual reality thing is getting a little too real...

[#230 :]

Leela: I'm practising for the BBC advert.
(Only Uk users will find this funny.)

[#231 :]

Haha Capybara that was classic

[#232 :]

 

Originally posted by BeanBeanBean!:
Haha Capybara that was classic 

Thanks!!

    I'm really pleased with myself....

[#233 :]

Hmmm think it's about time that someone was declared the winner.

[#234 :]

OK, the winner is Eve-Marie.

[#235 :]

 What? This is a travesty!

[#236 :]

You're not just talking to your home crowd here. I have no idea what your caption was refering to and your having to explain it would probably just make it more convoluted. Better luck next time, all sales final.

PS. Crash 7 is runner up if Eva is MIA after 24 hrs. These two actually made me laugh.

[#237 :]

I don't think he was serious futz.

Oh, and thanks futz and SquarePupils for the 'get well' comments. 

[#238 :]

 

Originally posted by Capybara:
Leela: I'm practising for the BBC advert.
(Only Uk users will find this funny.)

cool, like it. Now lets do ITV.

[#239 :]

Oh, it happens a lot so I just thought I'd let everybody know. There are probably things in both Futurama and the Simpsons that have no meaning to Brits but are funny here.

Just a tip on achieving global fame and fortune by winning one here.