futz
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« Reply #200 on: 07-07-2006 20:18 »
« Last Edit on: 07-07-2006 20:18 »
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(ToTP repost of pic.) Amy: Klool! Now we can play Bender Twister. Zoid: Hurray! Fry: I'll get the Mazola. Zoid: Hurray! Leela: Fry! Zoid: Aw. Bender: Oh God, don't roll that up too, aargh!
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: Wow, Bender. Have you lost weight? Bender: No, just a dimension.
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Shiny
Professor
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« Reply #202 on: 07-08-2006 03:22 »
« Last Edit on: 07-08-2006 03:22 »
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Everyone agreed that the “Splendor Of Bender(TM)" line of home-decorating merchandise was both practical and aesthetically pleasing.
Sadly, the “Calculon in Calico(TM)” brand took the Interior Design Intergalactic Conference by particle storm, driving Splendor Of Bender(TM) from the market in its first week. Bender went on a two-week sober spree that ended with Fry hospitalized for mild sleep-deprived paranoid psychosis, (reportedly muttering about angler fish, potted meat, and an answer to the Three-Body Problem, though that was never confirmed), while Bender was arrested at the Head Museum trying to force Bob Dylan’s head to reveal the long-lost obscene version of “Subterranean Homesick Blues.”
Leela enjoyed her prototype BENDERug(TM) as a welcome addition to her spartan quarters, until she realized that change dropped into its pile vanished utterly from normal time/space - a fact confirmed by her metal detector and the Professor’s much more powerful “What the Hell Is in That” Machine. Investigation of the phenomenon led to the discovery of the Junk Drawer Dimension, and for several months Planet Express enjoyed an inexhaustible supply of pens, paperclips, unmatched socks, small-denomination coins and keys that fit no lock. This happy state of affairs ended when Zoidberg ate the rug. It is now the Decapodian’s painful duty to fill 347,861 empty pens with ink from his body sometime before retirement, a goal that Hermes looks forward to making him meet.
Aside from a small cut on her left thumb caused by one of the Dimension paperclips, Amy’s life was not affected at all.
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LayZ341
Professor
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Fry: Good, I'll get the blowtorch and then we can smoke him.
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Shiny
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Originally posted by JBERGES: Shiny for effort... Why, thank you, JB! (Originally it just was going to be the first sentence, but that lacked punch. So I threw in the second and IT lacked punch. And I just kept going, until punch was no longer an issue. It's kind of insane how much time I spent on it when there's so many other things I need to be writing.... ) Okay, new pic caption...does tastelessness count as immaturity? Oh, what the Hell... From the New New York Times bestseller list: Phillip J. Fry - Modern Kitty GenovaseA Special Report
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Zoidberg: I don't know what the big deal is, Fry. I'm already in a full-Nelson haddock.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Bender: You didn't see a thing, nothing happened.
Zoid: This "sleeping with the fishes" tell me more.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Oh, that's what it meant.
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DrThunder88
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Hmm, I should probably close browser windows when I go out or refresh them when I get back.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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SquarePupils I think you better go to second on your list. alias007 doesn't seem to have the wherewithall. 2 days+
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Crash_7
Professor
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Bender: And that, Leela, is why you should never swallow your bubblegum.
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LayZ341
Professor
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Leela: Okay thats it, no more virtual golf today. So no more drives, no more bunkers, and no more "holes in ones". Fry: I guess Zapp was right. Once you score a "hole in one" Leela gets mad and won't let you play anymore.
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: You know, Bender, I think this virtual reality thing is getting a little too real...
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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OK, the winner is Eve-Marie.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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You're not just talking to your home crowd here. I have no idea what your caption was refering to and your having to explain it would probably just make it more convoluted. Better luck next time, all sales final.
PS. Crash 7 is runner up if Eva is MIA after 24 hrs. These two actually made me laugh.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Oh, it happens a lot so I just thought I'd let everybody know. There are probably things in both Futurama and the Simpsons that have no meaning to Brits but are funny here.
Just a tip on achieving global fame and fortune by winning one here.
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