H. G. Blob

Professor

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Leela: Fry, get outta there.
Fry: I'm looking for something.
Leela: Now!
Fry: Found your lightsaber. I'm leaving.
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i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary

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Fry: Oh, hey Leela. Good thing you're here. I'm having trouble finding out whose room this is. There's thongs and lacey underwear. But then there's a one-eyed ski mask and boots next to the dresser.
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Crash_7

Professor

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Yaaaay! I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map. Ahem...anyway... 
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LayZ341

Professor

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Zoidberg: It seems that Bender was the one who ate all the cookies in the cookie jar.....and he also ate everyone else who deny it.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
 
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Zoidberg: Of course you could brew beer in Bender - when he was a robot! Bender: Wooo!
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Shiny

Professor

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Leela: Dr. Zoidberg, how is he?
Zoidberg: He's perfect! Magnificent! Never been better! Oh, incidentally, he's dead.
Leela: What?! What do you mean, dead?! And what are you doing with that paint pen?!
Zoidberg: He's a dead sure winner of this year's "Big Belly Clown Face" contest! Now go get a hand truck while I start on the nose....
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futurBECK69

Crustacean

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anybody know when new futurama episodes are coming out, if they are?
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shinyass

Liquid Emperor
 
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Originally posted by futurBECK69: anybody know when new futurama episodes are coming out, if they are? Here boy! Fetch!Leela: My god! What happened to Bender? Zoidberg: He ate the free samples, every thing on the menu, Fry and some olives.
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DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary

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Zoidberg: Bah! This tricorder will be useless unless I find this guy's USB port...Leela, could you have him bend over?
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Crash_7

Professor

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Let's see. I choose futurBECK69! Heh heh! Just kiddin'. Uh, Shiny's up.
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i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary

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Zoidberg: I would call him dead, but he's too big to put in the Hudson River.
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Crash_7

Professor

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I mean Shiny, not shinyass.
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LayZ341

Professor

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Professor: What is Fry doing? Amy: Oh, Leela said she likes guys who are into conversation.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
 
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Prof: You see Amy as a primative human Fry thinks we can't see him.
Amy: Oohh...
Leela: It's not that Professor. Hermes told him there was a pair of my panties hidden in every barrel.
Hermes: And if he finds it Leela will let him watch her put them on.
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Shiny

Professor

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No, it still qualifies because he "dove" into it (the "dove" makes it different as well as being your actual first pun... ) I can deduct points for accidental repitition, but you're not disqualified. 
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Xanfor

DOOP Secretary

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« Reply #346 on: 07-31-2006 11:48 »
« Last Edit on: 07-31-2006 11:48 »
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Everyone is portraying Fry as being stupid, thought the professor. Oh yes, yes, they weren't saying anything, but he could tell. All the men in the crowd were surprisingly interested in his endeavor, while the ladies merely watched with confusion and anger. Leela was also looking extremely annoyed. Yes, yes, everyone thought Fry was stupid for running and jumping into a barrel. But not for long, no! Farnsworth fought to keep a straight face. Yes, if his plan worked, Fry and him would be famous across the humanoid populated universe! Yes indeed, for once the intelligence compound seeped down to Fry's head and mixed into the vat that he had purposely mislabeled, oh yes, to deter spies, thieves and the police, Fry's brain would suffer a spasm that would pulverize the stupidity right out of him! Or something. He looked back at Fry, who was lying there, perfectly still. He glanced at his watch. Ah, yes, another few hours ought to do it, oh yes indeed...
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DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary

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Leela: Hmm...as soon as the ground thaws out, we're going to have to transplant him in the garden.
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Xanfor

DOOP Secretary

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What's with the midgets, stop with the midgets, you're obsessed with the midgets!
Give me a day to think of something.
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Xanfor

DOOP Secretary

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Leela looked at the event with shock. Yes they had been warned, but still. She glanced over at Bender. Oh, he looked amused. Well, he would be. Seeing this, I mean, that's just the sort of robot he is. Leela would have sighed, but this whole sequence of thought was taking place over only one thirtieth of a second, and that was nowhere near enough time to sigh. She glanced back over at Bender. Oh, he could probably sigh in one thirtieth of a second. Probably even one sixtieth of a second. Leela made a note to axe the professor. And if the Fry ever got out of that mess they were currently staring at, oh yes, she'd be sure to ax the professor too.
While Leela was thinking this over, Bender laughed.
The time passed so slowly...
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futz
Liquid Emperor
 
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Fortunately, whistling/yodeling duets were held in high esteem on Canniballon.
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