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Shiny

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« #160 : 07-01-2006 07:40 »
« : 07-01-2006 07:40 »

Yipeeee!    :D   (Does I'm-the-greatest-AND-Top-of-the-Page dance!) 



*ahem*

Okay, how'bout...


Crash_7

Professor
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« #161 : 07-01-2006 07:51 »

Hmmm.  Haven't done this in a while.  Here's one:

Leela: You see, Fry, the triple atomic wedgie is is completed by dropping the subject off of a tall building.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #162 : 07-01-2006 08:41 »

Leela: Fry stop that! We can play vampire when we're done here.

Fry: Mmmm a mmmmm blah! Mmmmm.
Dai

Starship Captain
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« #163 : 07-01-2006 10:14 »

Leela: fry, get in the bag, it's the only way to get past hotel security

Fry: Why don't you get in the bag, and I'll flirt with the guard?
alias_007

Starship Captain
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« #164 : 07-01-2006 10:49 »

Fry: Leela, this is a bit too kinky, even for me.

Leela: Shh! Just keep your eyes on those two beavers and give me a blow by blow!

Fry: Heh, blow..
Dai

Starship Captain
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« #165 : 07-01-2006 11:04 »

Leela: fry, it was nice of you to treat me to dinner, but next time bring your wallet
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #166 : 07-01-2006 11:18 »
« : 07-01-2006 11:18 »

One entry per pic is the norm please Dai.
Dai

Starship Captain
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« #167 : 07-01-2006 11:32 »

Ok sorry, then i'll go with my first one
LayZ341

Professor
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« #168 : 07-01-2006 15:21 »

Fry: You know Leela, as long as were breaking and entering into this hotel; we might as well do some more forbidden acts.
*Leela picks Fry up*
Leela: You were saying?
Fry: Nothing, nothing!! Please don't drop me.
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« #169 : 07-02-2006 07:27 »
« : 07-02-2006 07:27 »

Who Wants to be a Bender!?!
by Xan Mem Bot

Fry: Leela, why are there explosives in this bag?
Leela: They're not just explosives. There's a 12-hour delayed fuse as well. So we won't have to jump, like this.
(Picks Fry up and tosses him off the building)
(Fry screams)
Leela: Shut up, Fry, we're on the first floor for crying out loud!
Fry: Oh, right...
(Suddenly, there is the sound of glass shattering)
(Alarms start going off)
Bender(Off screen): Heh, heh, roomers are going to be flying tomorrow...

alias_007

Starship Captain
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« #170 : 07-02-2006 07:49 »

I don't think you could have butchered rumours anymore, Xanfor.
Xanfor

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« #171 : 07-02-2006 07:56 »

Don't worry, it's a robot hotel and they all have unlimited warranties.

Capybara

Bending Unit
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« #172 : 07-02-2006 09:19 »

 Leela; How big did you say my butt is?
Fry: Ummm....big?
(Leela drops Fry to his doom.)
Leela: And how weird did you say I was Bender?
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« #173 : 07-03-2006 02:49 »

Leela: You and your crazy 20th Century idioms. What did you think I meant when I said "I got your back"?
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« #174 : 07-03-2006 16:25 »

Leela: If you drop my purse, I drop you.
Fry: I keep telling you, there's a bomb inside!
Leela: And I keep telling you that it's my favourite purse!
Shiny

Professor
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« #175 : 07-03-2006 22:16 »

Everyone outdid themselves; I haven’t laughed so hard since my dog got into the peanut butter.

Special mention to alias007; the sex lives of rodentia are always funny, and this example’s funnier than most.

Special mention as well to Xanfor for a truly execrable pun (that’s a compliment, where puns are concerned - good job). 

But I gotta go with futz for the vampire thing.  It didn’t have the immediate impact of some of the other entries, but I kept remembering it at odd moments and giggling.  It reminded me of Snoopy’s vulture imitation, and that is comedy at its finest.

Take it away, sir futz.

Mmmm a mmmmm blah! Mmmmm  :laff:
alias_007

Starship Captain
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« #176 : 07-04-2006 00:36 »

Thanks Shiny. I thought DrT's was the deserved winner.
Dai

Starship Captain
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« #177 : 07-04-2006 05:15 »

it's just a popularity contest with you people!
Xanfor

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« #178 : 07-04-2006 05:48 »
« : 07-04-2006 05:48 »

Where's futz? Post a pic! Post a pic! I've got more puns where that came from!  ;)

futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #179 : 07-04-2006 07:17 »
« : 07-04-2006 07:17 »

Capybara

Bending Unit
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« #180 : 07-04-2006 10:26 »

 Leela, I know you want to go to sleep but could you not sit on Zoidberg's lap to do it?
LayZ341

Professor
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« #181 : 07-04-2006 10:41 »

Amy: So you lost a bet and now you have to give Zoidberg a lap dance blindfolded?
SquarePupils

Bending Unit
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« #182 : 07-04-2006 14:53 »

Amy: Leela, I don't think that the whole pirate look is working out for you.  I mean, spleesh, you don't even have a parrot.

Leela: But I did have a parrot!...Where could it have gone?

Zoidberg: Uh oh...
Dai

Starship Captain
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« #183 : 07-04-2006 19:16 »

Amy: leela, put your hands where i can see them, for the last time that's not fry!
DrThunder88

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« #184 : 07-05-2006 02:08 »

A bit out of character with my standard fare, but here we go anyway...

Amy: Psst, Leela.  This isn't the ladies' room.
Dai

Starship Captain
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« #185 : 07-05-2006 04:01 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by DrThunder88:
A bit out of character with my standard fare, but here we go anyway...

Amy: Psst, Leela.  This isn't the ladies' room.

that's bound to win!   :laff:
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #186 : 07-06-2006 05:33 »

Winner: SquarePupils.
cecilia_ploot*

Bending Unit
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« #187 : 07-06-2006 05:44 »

haha, i loved it when fry said this:

Fry: (about Amy) Everything was going great until she started talking about hanging out. HANGING OUT?! She's getting way too serious, Im not a one-woman man Leela.
Leela: You'll be back to zero soon enough
Fry: Don't you get it? She's smothering me
(Amy walks past)
Amy: Hi
Fry: You see?! You see?! Now she's bothering me when I'm at work.
  :laff:   :laff:   :laff:   :laff:   :laff:   :laff:   :nono:
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #188 : 07-06-2006 07:32 »

Sorry cecilia_ploot* this is a "make up a caption to go with the posted pic" contest thread. Not a "my favorite quote thread".
SquarePupils

Bending Unit
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« #189 : 07-06-2006 11:46 »

Hey, thanks Futz



COMMENCE THE DUBBING!
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« #190 : 07-06-2006 13:56 »

Bender: Must... Eat... Human...

Shiny

Professor
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« #191 : 07-06-2006 20:16 »

F...Fry? D-did you leave the P-Professor's... Delayed Expandivation Ray...next to my p-portable King Kong action set?  F-fry...?
Morsolo

Crustacean
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« #192 : 07-06-2006 20:24 »

Fry: I'll help you bender! Just as soon as I get this darn FOX logo off my hands.
Bender: Argggghhhh! FOX!
alias_007

Starship Captain
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« #193 : 07-07-2006 00:29 »

Bender: Why do I keep this in here?
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« #194 : 07-07-2006 05:52 »

Bender:  Fry, it's not what it looks like!  The building was just... uh... checking my gears for rust!
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #195 : 07-07-2006 07:45 »
« : 07-07-2006 07:45 »

Fry: I though you knew I never packed a parachute before.

Bender: Right in my nuclear piles! Gasp, eeep!
SquarePupils

Bending Unit
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« #196 : 07-07-2006 11:59 »

Good dubs all around, guys.  :laff:

Take it away, JBERGES!
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« #197 : 07-07-2006 14:50 »
« : 07-07-2006 14:50 »

Immaturity wins again    :D

Dai

Starship Captain
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« #198 : 07-07-2006 15:00 »

Fry: well we'd better get him to the profesor for repairs

Leela: let's just dump him in the sewer and say we fixed him

Amy: too much work, lets burn him and say we dumped him in the sewer

Zoidberg: No! Don't hurt him, he's my best frie -

Bender: Cram it lobster!

Fry: ah, screw the whole thing

Everyone: *mumbles agreement*

Bender: heh heh... guys?
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« #199 : 07-07-2006 16:48 »

Fry: And to think that none of this would have happened if Zoidberg hadn't tried to give Amy a vasectomy.

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