Shiny
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« Reply #160 on: 07-01-2006 09:40 »
« Last Edit on: 07-01-2006 09:40 »
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Yipeeee! (Does I'm-the-greatest-AND-Top-of-the-Page dance!) *ahem* Okay, how'bout...
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Crash_7
Professor
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Hmmm. Haven't done this in a while. Here's one:
Leela: You see, Fry, the triple atomic wedgie is is completed by dropping the subject off of a tall building.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Leela: Fry stop that! We can play vampire when we're done here.
Fry: Mmmm a mmmmm blah! Mmmmm.
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LayZ341
Professor
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Fry: You know Leela, as long as were breaking and entering into this hotel; we might as well do some more forbidden acts. *Leela picks Fry up* Leela: You were saying? Fry: Nothing, nothing!! Please don't drop me.
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Don't worry, it's a robot hotel and they all have unlimited warranties.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: You and your crazy 20th Century idioms. What did you think I meant when I said "I got your back"?
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Shiny
Professor
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Everyone outdid themselves; I haven’t laughed so hard since my dog got into the peanut butter. Special mention to alias007; the sex lives of rodentia are always funny, and this example’s funnier than most. Special mention as well to Xanfor for a truly execrable pun (that’s a compliment, where puns are concerned - good job). But I gotta go with futz for the vampire thing. It didn’t have the immediate impact of some of the other entries, but I kept remembering it at odd moments and giggling. It reminded me of Snoopy’s vulture imitation, and that is comedy at its finest. Take it away, sir futz. Mmmm a mmmmm blah! Mmmmm
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #179 on: 07-04-2006 09:17 »
« Last Edit on: 07-04-2006 09:17 »
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LayZ341
Professor
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Amy: So you lost a bet and now you have to give Zoidberg a lap dance blindfolded?
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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A bit out of character with my standard fare, but here we go anyway...
Amy: Psst, Leela. This isn't the ladies' room.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Winner: SquarePupils.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Sorry cecilia_ploot* this is a "make up a caption to go with the posted pic" contest thread. Not a "my favorite quote thread".
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: Must... Eat... Human...
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Shiny
Professor
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F...Fry? D-did you leave the P-Professor's... Delayed Expandivation Ray...next to my p-portable King Kong action set? F-fry...?
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Morsolo
Crustacean
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Fry: I'll help you bender! Just as soon as I get this darn FOX logo off my hands. Bender: Argggghhhh! FOX!
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: And to think that none of this would have happened if Zoidberg hadn't tried to give Amy a vasectomy.
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