Shiny
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« Reply #360 on: 08-04-2006 19:01 »
« Last Edit on: 08-04-2006 19:01 »
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Leela: Who would be dumb enough to volunteer to be the Professor's test subject? Bender: That jerk, apparentl - (pause)...(enormous GASP!!!!) Leela: FRY?! Fry: Heeeeelp meeeeeee!~~~~~ Wheeee! I'm Daaaaaaann-ciiiiiiiin...!
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Fry: Pfft, at least in the past the Super Bowl halftime shows had people with clothes on, well mostly.
Leela: You mean there were no live sex acts?
Fry: Naw, well mostly. This is stupid. When's the second half?
Leela: In about 3 hours.
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Crash_7
Professor
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Fry: Can we turn on the TV now? Watching the phone is boring!
Leela: No it's not. I do this at home every night. Someone's going to call me for a date right about.....NOW! Well, maybe riiiiiiiight....NOW! Oh, just keep watching!
Bender: The suspense is killing me!
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LayZ341
Professor
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I wish there were more responses, but its been a while. Crash_7 wins.
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LayZ341
Professor
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Fry: Here is your bunny. There aren't any holes in the box, I hope its still alive. Amazonian: Bunny? I ordered a rabbit, we get lonely here because there aren't any men. Fry: Whatever. But if its still alive can I watch you play with it?
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Fry: There, that's the last of them. 3,471 model Planet Express ships. Gee, with no men on the planet you gals must really enjoy your hobbies.
Amazonian: Hobbies? We have no hob... Oh, yes we love hobbies. You bring batteries too?
Fry: Not enought room with the Mega-Thigh Master. We'll have to make a second trip.
Amazonian: Um, OK. You want to get bite to eat?
Fry: Er, ah... Sorry, I have to change my robot's oil tonight or he gets all cranky. Maybe next time.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: Here you go. Probably a new club or loincloth, huh? Kug (or whatever): Hey! That unfair, barbarian stereotype. This important equipment for working on graduate degree. Fry: I'm sorry. What are you studying? Kug: Effects of blunt force trauma imparted by weighted handtools on common items. Fry: You mean whacking stuff with a club? Kug: Jeez. Who you? Thesis defense panel?
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Crash_7
Professor
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Aaaaaaand...DrT takes the win!
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KitKatBar-Fry
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #380 on: 08-14-2006 08:10 »
« Last Edit on: 08-14-2006 08:10 »
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Originally posted by DrThunder88: Aww shucks, guys, you're making me blush.
We try. Bender: what's up, meatbag? Fry: Oh, it's nothing much. Leela just rejected me again, just like I rejected that Kit Kat bar that's been hiding from me in my pocket for 3 years. Bender: Hmm...If you really want her, Fry, you have to go out and get her! As far as I know, mammals are not made of chocolate, so you'll have to work harder!!! (pause) Bender: You know what, never mind. The thought of bossy mutant babies makes me want to rip out my electrical circuits and reprogram them to be a folksinger. (lights cigar) (Fry sighs)
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: ...So then, sin(2r) was rejected for the loan. And that, (Slams fists together) Bender: Is why I never went back to that bank again. Fry: Oh, that's so sad, Bender. Why'd they reject him? Bender: Eh, I don't know, something about him needing a cos(r).
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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My mighty JBERGES-quality mathematical puns tremble before the mighty LayZ person.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Bender: I thought I told you to leave Planet Express Ship alone.
Fry: I'm sorry. It was late and we were alone. Leela had oredered me to do the post-flight shutdown and one thing lead to another.
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Shiny
Professor
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Bender: Fry, I just want you to know, it’s nothing personal. But you missed a payment, so I have to make an example of you.
Fry: But I never signed up for ‘Benderobics’ classes!
Bender: And if I don’t beat you up, neither will anyone else!
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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If there was any doubt whose quote made me snort in utter, nerdy amusement: Xanfor wins.
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KitKatBar-Fry
Liquid Emperor
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Originally posted by Futurama Llama: Funny stuff. oh, ya. some very funny stuff's happenin' right here. when's Xanfor gonna show up? I wanna post more quotes. But, Xanfor, dont rush, man. take yer time.
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Here I am... And truthfully, I didn't expect that anyone would get that. Well, I learned my lesson: Never underestimate a PEELer! Now, this next framegrab is a special one, and let's just say that any winning quote is going to need to have more than just comedy...
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LayZ341
Professor
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I wanted to steal the deleted scene line - (FryA: Awww, why couldn't Mom have bought the green jacket?), but I'll just go with this:
FryA: Wow this is so cool, its like watching my hue saturated fantasy.
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