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Shiny

Professor
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« Reply #360 on: 08-04-2006 19:01 »
« Last Edit on: 08-04-2006 19:01 »

Leela: Who would be dumb enough to volunteer to be the Professor's test subject?

Bender: That jerk, apparentl - (pause)...(enormous GASP!!!!)

Leela: FRY?! 

Fry: Heeeeelp meeeeeee!

~~~~~

Wheeee!  I'm Daaaaaaann-ciiiiiiiin...!    :D
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #361 on: 08-05-2006 14:48 »

LayZ.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #362 on: 08-05-2006 20:55 »

futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #363 on: 08-06-2006 07:37 »

Fry: Pfft, at least in the past the Super Bowl halftime shows had people with clothes on, well mostly.

Leela: You mean there were no live sex acts?

Fry: Naw, well mostly. This is stupid. When's the second half?

Leela: In about 3 hours.
SquarePupils

Bending Unit
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« Reply #364 on: 08-06-2006 11:14 »

Fry: What movie is this?  It looks terrible.

Leela: Clone War.  It's a classic story of a dangerous war where the govrernment passes a draft for only clones to fight, because they're not conisidered real, individual people.

Bender: I love a good tragedy!

Cubert: (shudder)
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #365 on: 08-06-2006 14:06 »

heh heh good one Square Pupils.

Morbo [on TV]: "Violence continues today in the Middle East for the 186277th day in a row.  25 time presidential candidate Hillary Clinton's head criticized the warring parties for their unwillingness to put down their weapons and frolic together like drugged out hippies."

Fry: "Well I guess one thing hasn't changed since I got frozen.  The Middle East is still a mess."

Leela: "Yeah, ever since The UN gave Iran to Texaco and Syria to Shell in 2510 they've done nothing but kill each other..."
transgender nerd under canada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #366 on: 08-06-2006 16:43 »
« Last Edit on: 08-06-2006 16:43 by totalnerduk »

Fry: So, that's when I decided to inject my leg with Viagra, out of pure boredom, and this happened.

Dwight:thinking Either he's lying about what he injected, or he's secretly blacker than Dad...
Crash_7

Professor
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« Reply #367 on: 08-07-2006 08:19 »

Fry: Can we turn on the TV now? Watching the phone is boring!

Leela: No it's not. I do this at home every night. Someone's going to call me for a date right about.....NOW! Well, maybe riiiiiiiight....NOW! Oh, just keep watching!

Bender: The suspense is killing me!
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #368 on: 08-10-2006 01:45 »

I wish there were more responses, but its been a while. Crash_7 wins.
Crash_7

Professor
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« Reply #369 on: 08-10-2006 20:48 »

I was beginning to think we'd been forgotten.
transgender nerd under canada

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« Reply #370 on: 08-10-2006 21:16 »

Fry: Oooh, I think there's something expensive in there. I heard it crunch!
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #371 on: 08-10-2006 21:39 »

Fry: Here is your bunny. There aren't any  holes in the box, I hope its still alive.
Amazonian: Bunny? I ordered a rabbit, we get lonely here because there aren't any men.
Fry: Whatever. But if its still alive can I watch you play with it?
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #372 on: 08-11-2006 13:12 »

Fry: There, that's the last of them. 3,471 model Planet Express ships. Gee, with no men on the planet you gals must really enjoy your hobbies.

Amazonian: Hobbies? We have no hob... Oh, yes we love hobbies. You bring batteries too?

Fry: Not enought room with the Mega-Thigh Master. We'll have to make a second trip.

Amazonian: Um, OK. You want to get bite to eat?

Fry: Er, ah... Sorry, I have to change my robot's oil tonight or he gets all cranky.
Maybe next time.
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #373 on: 08-11-2006 14:38 »

Fry: Here you go.  Probably a new club or loincloth, huh?
Kug (or whatever): Hey!  That unfair, barbarian stereotype.  This important equipment for working on graduate degree.
Fry: I'm sorry.  What are you studying?
Kug: Effects of blunt force trauma imparted by weighted handtools on common items.
Fry: You mean whacking stuff with a club?
Kug: Jeez.  Who you?  Thesis defense panel?
HellīsBender

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #374 on: 08-12-2006 09:23 »

Fry: What That coming over the hill...oh it's you, there's your package.
Fry Runs and ship took off.
Crash_7

Professor
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« Reply #375 on: 08-13-2006 09:12 »

Aaaaaaand...DrT takes the win!
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #376 on: 08-13-2006 09:22 »

Fry: There you go maam, I like your hair.
Kug:Thanks I grow it myself
Shiny

Professor
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« Reply #377 on: 08-14-2006 00:22 »
« Last Edit on: 08-14-2006 00:22 »

Dr. T: You really ARE from the Futurama writing staff, aren't you?!    :eek:
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #378 on: 08-14-2006 01:42 »

I agree with Shiny. Dr.T, what's your angle? if your not really from the writing team, then there is only one way to explain your brilliant quotes. As some leading scientists say: magic.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #379 on: 08-14-2006 03:08 »

Aww shucks, guys, you're making me blush.

KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #380 on: 08-14-2006 08:10 »
« Last Edit on: 08-14-2006 08:10 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Aww shucks, guys, you're making me blush.

We try.  ;)

Bender: what's up, meatbag?
Fry: Oh, it's nothing much. Leela just rejected me again, just like I rejected that Kit Kat bar that's been hiding from me in my pocket for 3 years.
Bender: Hmm...If you really want her, Fry, you have to go out and get her! As far as I know, mammals are not made of chocolate, so you'll have to work harder!!!
(pause)
Bender: You know what, never mind. The thought of bossy mutant babies makes me want to rip out my electrical circuits and reprogram them to be a folksinger.
(lights cigar)
(Fry sighs)

soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #381 on: 08-14-2006 08:56 »

Bender: "Fry, you've been sighin' and starin' blankly at the tv for two hours.  What's the matter?"

Fry: *sigh* "Oh, it's Leela.  I asked her out awhile ago and she said she'd go with me, but now she wont."

Bender: "Aww, I'm sorry buddy.  Normally I wouldn't care, but since I want to distract you from the fire in the kitchen...  Did she at least say why?"

Fry: "No.  All she did was roll her eye and walk out of the room.  It's not fair!  She told me that's she'd go out with me when 'hell freezes over'.  Well it did.  A week ago!  I even have a picture of the robot devil with his tongue stuck to a flagpole to prove it!"
transgender nerd under canada

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« Reply #382 on: 08-14-2006 09:00 »

Bender: Fry, if you don't cheer up right this instant, I'm going to punch you in the face.

Fry: I'm sorry Bender, it's just that...

**Whack!**

Bender: Well, I don't know about you, but that cheered me up.
Xanfor

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« Reply #383 on: 08-14-2006 10:45 »

Bender: ...So then, sin(2r) was rejected for the loan. And that,
(Slams fists together)
Bender: Is why I never went back to that bank again.
Fry: Oh, that's so sad, Bender. Why'd they reject him?
Bender: Eh, I don't know, something about him needing a cos(r).

HopelessShipper

Bending Unit
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« Reply #384 on: 08-14-2006 12:05 »

Bender: You know that I'm here for you; I just don't care about your feelings, or if you live.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #385 on: 08-14-2006 14:22 »
« Last Edit on: 08-14-2006 14:22 »

Bender: What's the matter with you?
Fry: Leela is out on a date with that Sean guy. She still can't get over him and until she does, I won't have a chance.
Bender: No problem, when he drops her off we just hide and the bushes. Then you pop out and pretend you are having a heart attack, then I'll sneak up behind him and knock him out. After that, you just leave the rest to me, I can make people dissapear. I guarantee he won't call Leela back, HAHAHAHA!
Fry: Wow Bender, you would do all that for me?
Bender: Yeah you're right, its too much work. Lets just introduce Sean to Amy. This way its quicker and our place won't have that "dead corpse" smell.
Cap.JackSparrow

Bending Unit
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« Reply #386 on: 08-14-2006 14:28 »

Bender: Cheer up Fry, Bender will make you happy.
Bender plays Banjo!
Fry: This is awful!
Fry Runs off.
Bender: I better buy or steal a Banjo manual book and start working on my act!
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #387 on: 08-14-2006 14:29 »

My mighty JBERGES-quality mathematical puns tremble before the mighty LayZ person.

futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #388 on: 08-14-2006 15:22 »

Bender: I thought I told you to leave Planet Express Ship alone.

Fry: I'm sorry. It was late and we were alone. Leela had oredered me to do the post-flight shutdown and one thing lead to another.
laptopmoerder

Starship Captain
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« Reply #389 on: 08-14-2006 15:52 »
« Last Edit on: 08-14-2006 15:52 »

Bender: Y'know, Fry, maybe your good old friend Bender knows a way to make Leela go out with you. A friend of mine recently...

Fry (interrupts Bender): Ah, it's ok. I think I've got to deal with it. She'll never go out with me.

(Fry sighs, pause)

Morbo (on TV): Morbo will now report details on the psychotropics heist...

(Bender takes a pull on his cigar, looks at Fry)

Bender: Well, I've offered you my help, now I don't want to hear your whining in the future!
Shiny

Professor
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« Reply #390 on: 08-14-2006 19:35 »

Bender: Fry, I just want you to know, it’s nothing personal.  But you missed a payment, so I have to make an example of you.

Fry: But I never signed up for ‘Benderobics’ classes!

Bender: And if I don’t beat you up, neither will anyone else!
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #391 on: 08-15-2006 00:44 »

*Crosses cosign/cosine off his big list o' available puns*
Curses.

Bender: None of the Hawaiians thought my "Hang loose" gesture was cool...
DrThunder88

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« Reply #392 on: 08-15-2006 03:09 »

If there was any doubt whose quote made me snort in utter, nerdy amusement: Xanfor wins.
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #393 on: 08-15-2006 08:00 »

I may not have won, but at least my PEEL name made a cameo in my quote!  :p :D
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« Reply #394 on: 08-16-2006 00:08 »

Funny stuff.
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #395 on: 08-16-2006 01:29 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Futurama Llama:
Funny stuff.

oh, ya. some very funny stuff's happenin' right here.

when's Xanfor gonna show up? I wanna post more quotes. But, Xanfor, dont rush, man. take yer time.
Xanfor

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« Reply #396 on: 08-16-2006 10:23 »

Here I am... And truthfully, I didn't expect that anyone would get that. Well, I learned my lesson: Never underestimate a PEELer!

Now, this next framegrab is a special one, and let's just say that any winning quote is going to need to have more than just comedy...






KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #397 on: 08-16-2006 11:20 »
« Last Edit on: 08-16-2006 11:20 »

Fry: (thinking) This isn't fair. My love for Leela would out-weigh any damn coin. Stupid coin toss...aha! I know! I'll get a two-sided coin, so everything we be in my favor. God won't know what hit him!

Leela: (thinking)Why would my parrallel self go out with Fry? Well, she had to be an idiot if she died her hair PINK...ugh But Leela 1 and Fry 1 looked so happy together...maybe I shoud give Fry a chance...

Zoidberg: Hmm, a tasty looking box with an entire universe inside it. What a feast! And do I see a little bit of cheese stuck to the top?...
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« Reply #398 on: 08-16-2006 12:22 »
« Last Edit on: 08-16-2006 12:22 »

Fry(thinking): A flip of a single coin changed those two. Maybe if I can go back to that universe with Leela and she flips a coin we will go out on a date!

Leela: Sorry pal, that won't happen.

Fry: Leela?!? You can read my mind???

Leela: You were talking out loud, idiot.

ungh....I can't beat yours, Kit Kat.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #399 on: 08-16-2006 14:06 »

I wanted to steal the deleted scene line - (FryA: Awww, why couldn't Mom have bought the green jacket?), but I'll just go with this:

FryA: Wow this is so cool, its like watching my hue saturated fantasy.
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