It took an hour to write, I thought it would take an hour to read. Framegrab Thread

[#240 :]

Yo Eve get a going!

TOTPD!

[#241 :]

Give her 24 hours. Then if she doesn't reply, we can steal her go.

[#242 :]

I pass anyway.
Sorry, I forgot I even had a go at this topic 

[#243 :]

Someone call me? 

[#244 :]

Fry: What are we looking for anyway?
Leela: The Professor's clothes. Oooh! Ants!
Fry: He does this every time he has to make a speech!
Leela: Mmmm, munch, munch...
Fry: Leela are you going mutant again?
Leela: Want some?

[#245 :]

Fry: Relax Professor, we'll find the bogeyman.
Professor: I'm scared..

[#246 :]

Professor: Whoever can find my Viagra will get a raise.
Fry: How big of a raise.
Professor: Oh, a very big raise.
Leela: Oh God, I really hope he is talking about money.

[#247 :]

Leela: What do you suppose happened to the professor's date, Fry?
Fry: I have absolutely no idea. And that's the way I want it to stay. Hey! I found her bra!
Igner: (whispering) Bra!

[#248 :]

If there was anything better than getting unsuspecting dupes to help him rob houses, Hubert mused, it was being able to do it naked.  Oh, my yes.

[#249 :]

Competition over. Shiny wins. 

[#250 :]

Leela: Professor, I found your dignity under here.
Professor: And none too soon.  I somehow managed to get my nether regions tangled up in this throw pillow.
Leela: ...And then it's gone in a flash.

[#251 :]

LayZ341 wins again with the Traditional Tradition of Traditionally Traditional Immaturity. Shiny comes in close second and is thus awarded the Narrational Prose Award for Best Narrational Prose and/or Prose Written in the Form of Narration and/or a Combination of The Two or quite Possibly a Third.

[#252 :]

No way Xanfor. Shiny or DrT.

But I respect your decision.

[#253 :]

[#254 :]

Leela: Woooh!!!! His head his huge!!!!
Fry: Bender! Did you test drugs on Leela again?
Bender: No, of course not! Now I'll just put this drug money in the bank....

[#255 :]

Bender: There!  Now I'm officially rich enough to buy that seat in the Senate I've always wanted.
Leela: But what about your felony arrest record?
Bender: Well, obviously I'm going to have to change my name to 'Bender Kennedy' first.

[#256 :]

Bender: Finally, I can pay off my loan shark... stupid angry shark... lousy lack of foresight; next time it'll be a loan puppy.  Then I'll show him what's what!

[#257 :]

Leela:  Did you sell Fry's other kidney. He does need at least one to live.
Bender: Yeah, and?

[#258 :]

Leela: Hey, Bender, maybe you should consider investing all the money you have. Y'know, put it in the bank.
Bender: ...put money IN the bank?

[#259 :]

Leela: Bender, you're a robot.  You can't have sold your soul. 

Bender: Yeah, heh heh.  Looks like I finally got one over on that lousy Robot Devil.  Hey, Fry!  Turn the TV on, Perry Como's Head Sings the Best of ABBA is almost on, and - OH SOMEONE'S GOD, NO!!!

[#260 :]

Leela: So they're paying you to do new episodes?
Bender: Yep.
Leela: Who's your agent?
Bender: Wouldn't you like to know.
Leela: Did I ever mention that Bending Units really turn me on?
Bender: Nice try.
Leela: I have some WD40 in my locker.
Bender: Give it up girl.
Leela: My gasket collection?
Bender: Stop it.

[#261 :]

Bender: Hehehe, with enough cash I can afford those new $ (doller) eyes!
Leela: Since when you going to get those doller eyes from?
Bender: Someone.

[#262 :]

Bender: Good news everybody! I just found out that slavery is legal!
Leela: ...Where's Fry?

[#263 :]

I'm going with HopelessShipper with the most sinister way of coming up with the cash. I was waiting for a "pimping" reference but oh well.

[#264 :]

[#265 :]

Leela: Now Fry, this time don't bite him. He needs a sample of your blood.

[#266 :]

Fry- It's okay Leela, he's the best doctor in town. It said so in his ad. [singing jingle]"1-800-QUACKDR". I don't know what a "quack" is, or a D-R, but he must be good.
Doctor- Now, calm down or your epidermis will come out.

[#267 :]

Jeffery: I'm sorry Fry but I can't give Leela breast implants for these reasons:

1. I'm not a plastic surgeon.
2. I'm a veterinarian and
3. She doesn't seem to want them.

Fry: But I have a coupon for 2 Free Breast with 1st visit.

Jeffery: Sir, this is for KFC and its expired.

[#268 :]

Leela: I don't care if it is "the baby way," you have let one of the doctors in this office take your temperature.
Fry: Which doctor?
Doctor: Not me, I'm board-certified.

[#269 :]

Doctor: I'll give you $20 for the cyclops.
Fry: $10!
Leela: Fry!
Fry: $5!
Doctor: Deal! Here, have a free urinal cup.

[#270 :]

DrT, there was like a 3 minute delay before I got yours, I must be losing it.  LayZ, very funny. Anyway…

Doctor:  And then, after she beat me up again, she bit my finger, shot me in the abdomen, and shoved a flashlight through my skull.

Leela  Yeah, well he copped a feel during the stethoscope exam…

Doctor:  Ma’am, I’m a doctor!

Fry:  That’s right, he doctored a feel!

[#271 :]

Leela: Fry, what have you done to the doctor?
Fry: He was threatning me, so I tried to defend myself with mustard & ketchup.
Doctor: And next time bring in a hot-dog. 

[#272 :]

Leela: Fry! We're not here to talk about zombie fingers.

Doctor: No seriously it's fine, please don't leave!

[#273 :]

This round closes after the next two tries. (Takes it to an even 10.)

[#274 :]

I wasn't going to submit mine, due to the immense awesomeness of LayZ's, but I'll do it if you need two more. XD

Doctor: I'm sorry, Mr. Fry, but I wasn't able to completely remove your brain tumor. However, I was able to greatly reduce it's size.
Fry: So I'm gonna be stupider than I was before?
Leela: Fry, I don't think that having a negative I.Q. is possible...

[#275 :]

Fry tried to sympathize with the doctor, but figured that jokes about high mileage were not something that ought to be combined with gynecology.


(lame, I know, but now the quota is finished.     )

[#276 :]

Fry: OH MY GOD! Look at the thing on his head! He's a Dalek!!!
Leela: Sorry, he thinks everything a monster..
Vet: My cover has been blown, must EXTERMINATE!!!!!
(Rips off suit to reveal to eb a Dalek)
Leela:ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
(Theme tune starts)
I just had to post this! 

[#277 :]

I prefer Cap.JackSparrow's one, hehe thats funny.
Mines this.

Fry: Any luck with Bender?
Doctor: No, everytime I touch him he sings folk. Like this
Buzzzz!!!!!
Bender: Swing Low!!! Sweet Chariot!!!
Leela: This is horrible! 

[#278 :]

 

Originally posted by Shiny:
(lame, I know, but now the quota is finished.      )

No, mine is lame.

[#279 :]

It's a LayZ341 vs JBERGES final. JBERGES strikes first with a Leela beat down, quicly followed by a LayZ Fryism. Ouch, JBERGES answers in kind! When the dust settles it's clear that JBERGES wins!