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BeanBeanBean!

Liquid Emperor
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« #240 : 07-16-2006 20:57 »
« : 07-16-2006 20:57 »

Yo Eve get a going!

TOTPD!
alias_007

Starship Captain
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« #241 : 07-17-2006 04:16 »

Give her 24 hours. Then if she doesn't reply, we can steal her go.
Eve-Marie

Bending Unit
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« #242 : 07-17-2006 04:26 »

I pass anyway.
Sorry, I forgot I even had a go at this topic  :)
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« #243 : 07-17-2006 06:41 »

Someone call me?  ;)



futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #244 : 07-17-2006 08:59 »

Fry: What are we looking for anyway?
Leela: The Professor's clothes. Oooh! Ants!
Fry: He does this every time he has to make a speech!
Leela: Mmmm, munch, munch...
Fry: Leela are you going mutant again?
Leela: Want some?
Capybara

Bending Unit
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« #245 : 07-17-2006 09:18 »

Fry: Relax Professor, we'll find the bogeyman.
Professor: I'm scared..
LayZ341

Professor
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« #246 : 07-17-2006 12:43 »

Professor: Whoever can find my Viagra will get a raise.
Fry: How big of a raise.
Professor: Oh, a very big raise.
Leela: Oh God, I really hope he is talking about money.
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« #247 : 07-17-2006 13:50 »

Leela: What do you suppose happened to the professor's date, Fry?
Fry: I have absolutely no idea. And that's the way I want it to stay. Hey! I found her bra!
Igner: (whispering) Bra!
Shiny

Professor
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« #248 : 07-17-2006 16:55 »

If there was anything better than getting unsuspecting dupes to help him rob houses, Hubert mused, it was being able to do it naked.  Oh, my yes.
alias_007

Starship Captain
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« #249 : 07-18-2006 02:32 »

Competition over. Shiny wins.  :laff:
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« #250 : 07-18-2006 03:03 »

Leela: Professor, I found your dignity under here.
Professor: And none too soon.  I somehow managed to get my nether regions tangled up in this throw pillow.
Leela: ...And then it's gone in a flash.
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« #251 : 07-19-2006 06:17 »
« : 07-19-2006 06:17 »

LayZ341 wins again with the Traditional Tradition of Traditionally Traditional Immaturity. Shiny comes in close second and is thus awarded the Narrational Prose Award for Best Narrational Prose and/or Prose Written in the Form of Narration and/or a Combination of The Two or quite Possibly a Third.

alias_007

Starship Captain
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« #252 : 07-19-2006 06:57 »

No way Xanfor. Shiny or DrT.

But I respect your decision.
LayZ341

Professor
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« #253 : 07-19-2006 11:17 »

Capybara

Bending Unit
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« #254 : 07-19-2006 12:00 »

Leela: Woooh!!!! His head his huge!!!!
Fry: Bender! Did you test drugs on Leela again?
Bender: No, of course not! Now I'll just put this drug money in the bank....
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« #255 : 07-19-2006 14:56 »

Bender: There!  Now I'm officially rich enough to buy that seat in the Senate I've always wanted.
Leela: But what about your felony arrest record?
Bender: Well, obviously I'm going to have to change my name to 'Bender Kennedy' first.
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« #256 : 07-19-2006 17:33 »

Bender: Finally, I can pay off my loan shark... stupid angry shark... lousy lack of foresight; next time it'll be a loan puppy.  Then I'll show him what's what!

HopelessShipper

Bending Unit
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« #257 : 07-19-2006 17:40 »
« : 07-19-2006 17:40 »

Leela:  Did you sell Fry's other kidney. He does need at least one to live.
Bender: Yeah, and?
NO-ONE

Bending Unit
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« #258 : 07-19-2006 21:58 »

Leela: Hey, Bender, maybe you should consider investing all the money you have. Y'know, put it in the bank.
Bender: ...put money IN the bank?
Shiny

Professor
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« #259 : 07-19-2006 22:41 »

Leela: Bender, you're a robot.  You can't have sold your soul. 

Bender: Yeah, heh heh.  Looks like I finally got one over on that lousy Robot Devil.  Hey, Fry!  Turn the TV on, Perry Como's Head Sings the Best of ABBA is almost on, and - OH SOMEONE'S GOD, NO!!!
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #260 : 07-20-2006 06:42 »

Leela: So they're paying you to do new episodes?
Bender: Yep.
Leela: Who's your agent?
Bender: Wouldn't you like to know.
Leela: Did I ever mention that Bending Units really turn me on?
Bender: Nice try.
Leela: I have some WD40 in my locker.
Bender: Give it up girl.
Leela: My gasket collection?
Bender: Stop it.
Cap.JackSparrow

Bending Unit
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« #261 : 07-20-2006 11:39 »
« : 07-20-2006 11:39 »

Bender: Hehehe, with enough cash I can afford those new $ (doller) eyes!
Leela: Since when you going to get those doller eyes from?
Bender: Someone.
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« #262 : 07-20-2006 11:46 »

Bender: Good news everybody! I just found out that slavery is legal!
Leela: ...Where's Fry?
LayZ341

Professor
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« #263 : 07-20-2006 12:50 »

I'm going with HopelessShipper with the most sinister way of coming up with the cash. I was waiting for a "pimping" reference but oh well.
HopelessShipper

Bending Unit
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« #264 : 07-20-2006 17:45 »

futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #265 : 07-20-2006 17:59 »

Leela: Now Fry, this time don't bite him. He needs a sample of your blood.
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« #266 : 07-20-2006 20:12 »

Fry- It's okay Leela, he's the best doctor in town. It said so in his ad. [singing jingle]"1-800-QUACKDR". I don't know what a "quack" is, or a D-R, but he must be good.
Doctor- Now, calm down or your epidermis will come out.
LayZ341

Professor
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« #267 : 07-20-2006 22:41 »

Jeffery: I'm sorry Fry but I can't give Leela breast implants for these reasons:

1. I'm not a plastic surgeon.
2. I'm a veterinarian and
3. She doesn't seem to want them.

Fry: But I have a coupon for 2 Free Breast with 1st visit.

Jeffery: Sir, this is for KFC and its expired.
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« #268 : 07-21-2006 00:23 »

Leela: I don't care if it is "the baby way," you have let one of the doctors in this office take your temperature.
Fry: Which doctor?
Doctor: Not me, I'm board-certified.
alias_007

Starship Captain
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« #269 : 07-21-2006 02:36 »

Doctor: I'll give you $20 for the cyclops.
Fry: $10!
Leela: Fry!
Fry: $5!
Doctor: Deal! Here, have a free urinal cup.
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« #270 : 07-21-2006 04:50 »
« : 07-21-2006 04:50 »

DrT, there was like a 3 minute delay before I got yours, I must be losing it.  LayZ, very funny. Anyway…

Doctor:  And then, after she beat me up again, she bit my finger, shot me in the abdomen, and shoved a flashlight through my skull.

Leela  Yeah, well he copped a feel during the stethoscope exam…

Doctor:  Ma’am, I’m a doctor!

Fry:  That’s right, he doctored a feel!
Cap.JackSparrow

Bending Unit
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« #271 : 07-21-2006 09:05 »

Leela: Fry, what have you done to the doctor?
Fry: He was threatning me, so I tried to defend myself with mustard & ketchup.
Doctor: And next time bring in a hot-dog. 
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« #272 : 07-21-2006 12:17 »

Leela: Fry! We're not here to talk about zombie fingers.

Doctor: No seriously it's fine, please don't leave!
HopelessShipper

Bending Unit
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« #273 : 07-21-2006 16:01 »

This round closes after the next two tries. (Takes it to an even 10.)
NO-ONE

Bending Unit
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« #274 : 07-21-2006 22:37 »
« : 07-21-2006 22:37 »

I wasn't going to submit mine, due to the immense awesomeness of LayZ's, but I'll do it if you need two more. XD

Doctor: I'm sorry, Mr. Fry, but I wasn't able to completely remove your brain tumor. However, I was able to greatly reduce it's size.
Fry: So I'm gonna be stupider than I was before?
Leela: Fry, I don't think that having a negative I.Q. is possible...
Shiny

Professor
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« #275 : 07-22-2006 06:15 »

Fry tried to sympathize with the doctor, but figured that jokes about high mileage were not something that ought to be combined with gynecology.


(lame, I know, but now the quota is finished.   :p  )

Capybara

Bending Unit
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« #276 : 07-22-2006 06:42 »
« : 07-22-2006 06:42 »

Fry: OH MY GOD! Look at the thing on his head! He's a Dalek!!!
Leela: Sorry, he thinks everything a monster..
Vet: My cover has been blown, must EXTERMINATE!!!!!
(Rips off suit to reveal to eb a Dalek)
Leela:ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
(Theme tune starts)
I just had to post this!  :laff:
Hell´sBender

Delivery Boy
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« #277 : 07-22-2006 06:48 »
« : 07-22-2006 06:48 »

I prefer Cap.JackSparrow's one, hehe thats funny.
Mines this.

Fry: Any luck with Bender?
Doctor: No, everytime I touch him he sings folk. Like this
Buzzzz!!!!!
Bender: Swing Low!!! Sweet Chariot!!!
Leela: This is horrible! 
alias_007

Starship Captain
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« #278 : 07-22-2006 09:35 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Shiny:
(lame, I know, but now the quota is finished.    :p  )

No, mine is lame.
HopelessShipper

Bending Unit
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« #279 : 07-22-2006 11:27 »

It's a LayZ341 vs JBERGES final. JBERGES strikes first with a Leela beat down, quicly followed by a LayZ Fryism. Ouch, JBERGES answers in kind! When the dust settles it's clear that JBERGES wins!
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