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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Fry: What are we looking for anyway? Leela: The Professor's clothes. Oooh! Ants! Fry: He does this every time he has to make a speech! Leela: Mmmm, munch, munch... Fry: Leela are you going mutant again? Leela: Want some?
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LayZ341
Professor
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Professor: Whoever can find my Viagra will get a raise. Fry: How big of a raise. Professor: Oh, a very big raise. Leela: Oh God, I really hope he is talking about money.
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Shiny
Professor
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If there was anything better than getting unsuspecting dupes to help him rob houses, Hubert mused, it was being able to do it naked. Oh, my yes.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: Professor, I found your dignity under here. Professor: And none too soon. I somehow managed to get my nether regions tangled up in this throw pillow. Leela: ...And then it's gone in a flash.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: There! Now I'm officially rich enough to buy that seat in the Senate I've always wanted. Leela: But what about your felony arrest record? Bender: Well, obviously I'm going to have to change my name to 'Bender Kennedy' first.
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Shiny
Professor
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Leela: Bender, you're a robot. You can't have sold your soul.
Bender: Yeah, heh heh. Looks like I finally got one over on that lousy Robot Devil. Hey, Fry! Turn the TV on, Perry Como's Head Sings the Best of ABBA is almost on, and - OH SOMEONE'S GOD, NO!!!
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Leela: So they're paying you to do new episodes? Bender: Yep. Leela: Who's your agent? Bender: Wouldn't you like to know. Leela: Did I ever mention that Bending Units really turn me on? Bender: Nice try. Leela: I have some WD40 in my locker. Bender: Give it up girl. Leela: My gasket collection? Bender: Stop it.
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: Good news everybody! I just found out that slavery is legal! Leela: ...Where's Fry?
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LayZ341
Professor
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I'm going with HopelessShipper with the most sinister way of coming up with the cash. I was waiting for a "pimping" reference but oh well.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Leela: Now Fry, this time don't bite him. He needs a sample of your blood.
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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Fry- It's okay Leela, he's the best doctor in town. It said so in his ad. [singing jingle]"1-800-QUACKDR". I don't know what a "quack" is, or a D-R, but he must be good. Doctor- Now, calm down or your epidermis will come out.
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LayZ341
Professor
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Jeffery: I'm sorry Fry but I can't give Leela breast implants for these reasons:
1. I'm not a plastic surgeon. 2. I'm a veterinarian and 3. She doesn't seem to want them.
Fry: But I have a coupon for 2 Free Breast with 1st visit.
Jeffery: Sir, this is for KFC and its expired.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: I don't care if it is "the baby way," you have let one of the doctors in this office take your temperature. Fry: Which doctor? Doctor: Not me, I'm board-certified.
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JBERGES
Urban Legend
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« Reply #270 on: 07-21-2006 06:50 »
« Last Edit on: 07-21-2006 06:50 »
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DrT, there was like a 3 minute delay before I got yours, I must be losing it. LayZ, very funny. Anyway…
Doctor: And then, after she beat me up again, she bit my finger, shot me in the abdomen, and shoved a flashlight through my skull.
Leela Yeah, well he copped a feel during the stethoscope exam…
Doctor: Ma’am, I’m a doctor!
Fry: That’s right, he doctored a feel!
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Shiny
Professor
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Fry tried to sympathize with the doctor, but figured that jokes about high mileage were not something that ought to be combined with gynecology. (lame, I know, but now the quota is finished. )
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Capybara
Bending Unit
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« Reply #276 on: 07-22-2006 08:42 »
« Last Edit on: 07-22-2006 08:42 »
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Fry: OH MY GOD! Look at the thing on his head! He's a Dalek!!! Leela: Sorry, he thinks everything a monster.. Vet: My cover has been blown, must EXTERMINATE!!!!! (Rips off suit to reveal to eb a Dalek) Leela:ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! (Theme tune starts) I just had to post this!
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