It took an hour to write, I thought it would take an hour to read. Framegrab Thread

[Reply #400 on:]

nice one! hues...hahahah....

sorry. continue.

[Reply #401 on:]

Leela: To think that seemingly meaningless decisions that we relegate to the flip of a coin could have such profound effects on our lives. It's enough to make a girl rethink her entire philosophy.

Fry:  Black-haired guys get all the chicks!

[Reply #402 on:]

 

Originally posted by Futurama Llama:
ungh....I can't beat yours, Kit Kat.

not true! (although very flattering) thanks, but yours is great too. out loud...lol.
@Dr.Thunder. Hurry up and get over here so I can be amazed.

[Reply #403 on:]

I have no dub for this, but I'd just like to say what is up with that kiss?  Look at how their lips are apparently locked!  It defies physics... it's like the romantic equivalent of a Klein bottle... 

That is all.

[Reply #404 on:]

hehehe. Klein bottle. i have no idea what that means but it is funny

[Reply #405 on:]

Fry: Watching myself make out isn't as fun as I thought it would be.  I guess that's why you told me I shouldn't install hidden cameras in my bedroom.
Leela: That and a host of other reasons.

[Reply #406 on:]

haha! Dr. Thunder, you really take the cake! You sure you aren't enhanced through biological engineering? If you're not, I'm sooo gonna start calling you David. X . Cohen. lol. 

[Reply #407 on:]

Now, there's someone i really cant beat.

Woot! Im a bending unit!

[Reply #408 on:]

congrads, you silly llama, you!
I tell you, Dr.T is not only what he appears to be! *dramatic music plays*

[Reply #409 on:]

Fry: Won the coin toss again! How does he do it. Now they get to jump off to paradise.

Leela: Oh Fry, it's wonderful. Imagine a whole universe based on a book called "To Serve Man".

Fry: I wish you'd read a few chapters.  OW!

Leela: Maybe I'll will - when it's translated.

Zoid: What's that heavenly aroma?

Fry: See.  OW!

[Reply #410 on:]

ha! nice spoof on the twilight zone, futz.
-It's a cook-book! A COOK-BOOK!!!"

[Reply #411 on:]

Ten seconds later...

Leela1:[muffled] Alright, who put superglue in my lipstick?

[Reply #412 on:]

Haahhaah! They wouldn't be able to fit in the box if they were stuck together by the lips. (I like to point out the obvious)

Its time for an Avatar change.

[Reply #413 on:]

hehe. stuck together. i bet it was fry 1. he wuved hew soooo much, he nevew wanted to stop kissing hew.
awwwwww....

[Reply #414 on:]

Awww, dat's sho shweet!

[Reply #415 on:]

yesh it wis...
let's goooo. i got jelly in my underpants, and either someone needs to write another hilarious script to make me squirt milk out my nose, or a winner must be picked!

[Reply #416 on:]

Who's gonna pick the winner? I vote Dr. Thunder. Can't beat his scripts!

[Reply #417 on:]

ya. he. is. matt. groening. in. disguise.

[Reply #418 on:]

*sigh*  Sorry, Xanfor; I tried.  I got nothin'.

So I'll just repost the grab on the new page:

[Reply #419 on:]

They are so cute! And what is Zoidy doing? is he saying: "So long, Your Majesty!"

[Reply #420 on:]

Do we have a winner yet? *bounces impatiently*

[Reply #421 on:]

Zoidberg: Whats this, a kissing contest?

[Reply #422 on:]

Since there appears to be a vacuum at the top I will declare a political coup and claim the top spot for myself.

[Reply #423 on:]

Fry: You won't get away with this, Morgan! Nobody makes me wear a tie!

Morgan: Shut up and grab my ass.

[Reply #424 on:]

Fry: I'm so mad i think i'm going to crap myself!!

Morgan: Oh! Dirty! DIRTY BOY! DIRTY BOY!

Fry: Oh ****! I forgot you were attracted to the foul!

[Reply #425 on:]

Fry: Don't your turn your back on me! Just turn Bender back to normal.
Morgan: Just hurry up and meet me in the closet.
Fry: Again, can't we just talk?
Morgan: If I wanted to talk, I would have a conversation with the incapasitated robot instead of the slow witted delivery boy. Now take off your pants.
Fry: Hey, you can't talk to me like that! I'm a slow witted delivery boy with a tie!

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Morgan: If you want to keep your job, you will NOT tell anyone who de-activated Bender and just keep your mouth shut.

Fry: Why should I listen to you?

Morgan: Because if you don't, i will stop our affair faster than a grade 15 stops a rogue filing document from reaching a grade 39.

Fry: Rogue...? Whatever. I don't care about the affair. you're an evil, stupid woman. even eviller than that furbie i bought once!

Morgan: I will also stop leaving those free cupcakes on your office desk.

Fry: WHAT??!! No! I-I promise I won't tell anyone then. you evil woman...*sobs*

Morgan: Good.
 

[Reply #427 on:]

Fry: Please don't make me angry.  You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Morgan: Actually, I'm not too fond of you at all.

[Reply #428 on:]

haha! nice Dr.T!
*high fives*
Nerduk, LayZ and llama, reading all 3 of your quotes in sequence made me laff breathless three times in a row!
can't...breathe...funny...quotes. .

[Reply #429 on:]

Fry: Bring Bender back or I'll...I'll do something we'll both regret!

Morgan: I'm acting bureaucrat of Planet Express, Fry.  There's nothing you can threaten me with.

Fry (grimly): Don't be so sure. (Holds his hand over his desk)

Morgan (startled): You wouldn't!

(Slowly, Fry rights his fallen stapler.  As Morgan's horror grows, he returns pencils to his pencil cup... )

[Reply #430 on:]

Shiny. I just laughed so hard at your quote that I heard something snap. 

[Reply #431 on:]

Darnit, I have to decide between a normal dub and a dirty one...
I guess I'll post some good clean fun for everyone:

Fry: Where's that hoverbike? They said wait four to six minutes for delivery, and it's been half an hour!

Morgan: This is what you get for ordering through Etubes.com.  All that has arrived are the instructions, and all they say is "some assembly required."

[Reply #432 on:]

Etubes?...some futuristic whatchacallit, i suppose...funny stuff though, you guys.
hooray! I'm a starship captain!

[Reply #433 on:]

I only have an inkling of an idea for this one.  If I fleshed it out, it wouldn't be usable anyway.  I'll just give the last line.

Morgan:  Mr. Fry, is this going to hurt?

[Reply #434 on:]

Fry: Morgan, you are pure evil! I demand that you give Bender is brain back! Let's see if I'm skinny enough to squeeze into this pipe!

*Fry tries squeezing into the tube, but to no avail*

Fry: You are pure evil, woman!

Morgan: Well, i am Satan's daughter...

Fry: What did you say?

Morgan: Oh, nothing.

Fry: Whatever. Fix Bender! Now! Or at least make him say something other than 'I am Bender. Please insert girder.' That's getting on my nerves!

Morgan: How about no.

Fry: You've pushed me to my limits, Morgan. I'm going to go...TAKE A SHOWER!!!

Morgan: No!!!! You'll lose your dirty-ness!

the end...or is it?
Wait...yes it is.


@KitKat: Congrats on "Starship Captain"-ness.

[Reply #435 on:]

i'm bored I have something but it's not that funny.
Fry: Let's buttsecks now!
Morgan: nah I think I can find someone 'bigger' maybe Zapp Brannigan

[Reply #436 on:]

Sorry I vanished. Computer troubles. So, next time I win, I pass the turn to Tastes Like Fry.

Now, to try and win again...


Fry: This is so not fair! You get finely shaved eyebrows and I get none at all!
 

[Reply #437 on:]

 

Originally posted by Futurama Llama:

@KitKat: Congrats on "Starship Captain"-ness.

thanks, man

@Xanfor: how true...the main charcters all don;t have eyebrows, while some minor charcters like Adlai do...

[Reply #438 on:]

All of the missing eyebrows!

So...i'm getting bored of that pic. When are we gonna get a new one?

[Reply #439 on:]

Though choice between Totalnerdunk and KitKat. I'm afraid if Morgan would have added cupcakes into the mix there would have been Bender parts up on eBay.

But man law clearly states that in a public discussion ass wins over delicious cuppycakes, so it goes to Totalnerdunk.