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Crash_7

Professor

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Leela: To think that seemingly meaningless decisions that we relegate to the flip of a coin could have such profound effects on our lives. It's enough to make a girl rethink her entire philosophy.
Fry: Black-haired guys get all the chicks!
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DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary

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Fry: Watching myself make out isn't as fun as I thought it would be. I guess that's why you told me I shouldn't install hidden cameras in my bedroom. Leela: That and a host of other reasons.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
 
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Fry: Won the coin toss again! How does he do it. Now they get to jump off to paradise.
Leela: Oh Fry, it's wonderful. Imagine a whole universe based on a book called "To Serve Man".
Fry: I wish you'd read a few chapters. OW!
Leela: Maybe I'll will - when it's translated.
Zoid: What's that heavenly aroma?
Fry: See. OW!
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Shiny

Professor

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*sigh* Sorry, Xanfor; I tried. I got nothin'. So I'll just repost the grab on the new page: 
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LayZ341

Professor

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Fry: Don't your turn your back on me! Just turn Bender back to normal. Morgan: Just hurry up and meet me in the closet. Fry: Again, can't we just talk? Morgan: If I wanted to talk, I would have a conversation with the incapasitated robot instead of the slow witted delivery boy. Now take off your pants. Fry: Hey, you can't talk to me like that! I'm a slow witted delivery boy with a tie!
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DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary

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Fry: Please don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Morgan: Actually, I'm not too fond of you at all.
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Shiny

Professor

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Fry: Bring Bender back or I'll...I'll do something we'll both regret!
Morgan: I'm acting bureaucrat of Planet Express, Fry. There's nothing you can threaten me with.
Fry (grimly): Don't be so sure. (Holds his hand over his desk)
Morgan (startled): You wouldn't!
(Slowly, Fry rights his fallen stapler. As Morgan's horror grows, he returns pencils to his pencil cup... )
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Crash_7

Professor

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I only have an inkling of an idea for this one. If I fleshed it out, it wouldn't be usable anyway. I'll just give the last line.
Morgan: Mr. Fry, is this going to hurt?
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Xanfor

DOOP Secretary

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Sorry I vanished. Computer troubles. So, next time I win, I pass the turn to Tastes Like Fry.
Now, to try and win again...
Fry: This is so not fair! You get finely shaved eyebrows and I get none at all!
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KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
 
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Originally posted by Futurama Llama:
@KitKat: Congrats on "Starship Captain"-ness. thanks, man @Xanfor: how true...the main charcters all don;t have eyebrows, while some minor charcters like Adlai do...
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