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DrThunder88

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« Reply #400 on: 06-10-2005 21:11 »

Me: Check out the 19-toed freak...It's beautiful.
-Bender from "My Three Suns" (edited)

I should get bonus points for showing restraint for not clobbering the cat like I usually want to.
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #401 on: 06-10-2005 21:41 »
« Last Edit on: 06-10-2005 21:41 »

Friend: Come on, JB. She could really use a mom or dad.

Random Other Cats: (chanting) Extra-Toes! Extra-Toes! Kitty won the ugly shows!

Me: On the other hand, the cats bring up a good point. She does have extra toes.

-Leela, kids, Adlai:  Cyberhouse Rules (edited)
Tongue Luck

Starship Captain
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« Reply #402 on: 06-10-2005 22:57 »

Me: She's beautiful... No extra anythings! (I turn to my friend) I'm lying to make her feel better!

-Munda, Leela's Homeworld
-Farnsworth, The Sting
Krokei

Starship Captain
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« Reply #403 on: 06-11-2005 03:13 »

Me: Neat. *takes picture*

Bender, Numerous Episodes
Venus

Urban Legend
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« Reply #404 on: 06-11-2005 17:30 »

After much deliberation, i declare Tongue Luck the winner.
IDIOTSVILLE

Starship Captain
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« Reply #405 on: 06-11-2005 17:40 »

What does she win?
germanfryfan

The Listmaker
Urban Legend
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« Reply #406 on: 06-11-2005 17:46 »

Because Venus said so. Venus gave the situation, Tongue Luck gave the best quote.

Now it's TL's turn to give us a situation and after about a day or more, she'll pick a winner out of the quotes we gave.
Yes, that all can be this easy.  wink
Tongue Luck

Starship Captain
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« Reply #407 on: 06-12-2005 04:59 »

Yay!

Midway through a delicious meal at a fancy restaurant, you are horrified to discover a severed finger in your food. How do you react?
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #408 on: 06-12-2005 05:46 »

Me: A FINGER!  A horrible human finger! ... *inspects it closely, says disgustedly* and what did they DO to it?

Hobo at next table: Meat! Delicious meat! *eats it*

Fry, from "Devil's Hands ..." and Zoidberg from "Love and Rocket", various other episodes (the eating part), edited ... in places.
Wooter

Urban Legend
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« Reply #409 on: 06-12-2005 10:57 »

Me: A finger in my food? How horribly ironic!

Other Patron: It's not ironic, it's just coincidental!

Me: You're not nice!

Robot Devil and Bender from "Devil's Hands..." edited.
Krokei

Starship Captain
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« Reply #410 on: 06-12-2005 15:02 »

Friend: You don't have to eat that, you're already full from before.

Me: *shrugging* A feast is a feast.

Leela, Parasites Lost (edited); Zoidberg, Amazon Women in the Mood
DogDoo8

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #411 on: 06-12-2005 21:49 »

Me: Wow, Flowers...... and a finger!

Friend: Can I touch it?

Me: *Signles to waiter* Can I get this to go?

Bender in "FATSF".
Amy in "TLOTE"
Fry in "LLLIS"
DrThunder88

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« Reply #412 on: 06-13-2005 01:02 »

Me: It's not fair.  It's not fair!  Wait, my side dishes aren't that bad, I can still eat my mashed potatoes.  (Finds a severed toe in the potatoes) It's not f...Well, lucky I still have my salad (Finds a severed penis in the salad.  Screams.)
-The last man on Earth from "A Head in the Polls" (edited)
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #413 on: 06-13-2005 09:39 »

Me: Mmm, this is great! How to you make the crust so boney?

Waiter: Ah-ah-ah! Ancient restaurant secret!

Waitress: My husband, some hotshot! Here's his ancient secret! (She holds up a jar) Severed fingers! We smush them right into dough!

Me: I don't care if there's horse manure in it!

Waiter: That's a-good!

Fishy Joe, Cygnoids ALOHO
SlackJawedMoron

Urban Legend
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« Reply #414 on: 06-13-2005 09:47 »

Doc damn well better win.
Tongue Luck

Starship Captain
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« Reply #415 on: 06-14-2005 01:54 »

And here I thought the point of salad was to avoid meat...

Yeah, sure, I'll give in to peer pressure. And, you know, the fact that it was the best entry. Go DrT!
DrThunder88

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« Reply #416 on: 06-14-2005 01:59 »

Bah, there is no honor, no dignity, and no satisfaction that comes from winning because of unfair social pressure.  That being said, IN YOUR FACES, LOSERS!

You are about to watch the final episode of your favorite TV show when lightning strikes your antenna and/or cable line.  What do you say?
Wooter

Urban Legend
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« Reply #417 on: 06-14-2005 11:34 »
« Last Edit on: 06-14-2005 11:34 »

I guess I'll go withn the tried and true (and also ripped-off) method...

With this new satelite dish, I can watch TV for all eternity!
*Lightning stikes dish*
Me: It's not fair! It's not fair! Wait, I can always just watch a DVD.
*Plugs in the DVD player, and it is quickly also hit by lighting*
Me:It's not fair! It's not... wait I still have a book!
*Book is hit by lightning*
Me:Aaaahhhhh!
*Gets hit by lightning*
Tongue Luck

Starship Captain
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« Reply #418 on: 06-14-2005 15:00 »

Me: Oh, merciful Zeus, take pity on this Desperate Housewife. (lightning strikes my antenna and/or cable line) Curse you, merciful Zeus!

-Bender, modified, Obsoletely Fabulous
DogDoo8

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #419 on: 06-14-2005 23:28 »
« Last Edit on: 06-15-2005 00:00 »

"After Lightning strikes"
Me: Come on SATAN you owe me one!

Professor in.......... I don't know, but it was the professy. Farnsworth Parabox.

a BIG pat on the back for Spacedal. pat pat pat pat..... pat.
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #420 on: 06-14-2005 23:58 »

Dogdoo: It was Farnsworth Parabox.

Me: Well it's not my fault cause I forgot to help set up the lightning rod.

Friend: Oh crud! I knew there was something we had to do today.

Fry & Leela- A Head in the Polls, EDITED.
germanfryfan

The Listmaker
Urban Legend
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« Reply #421 on: 06-19-2005 08:00 »

How about the classical Calculon?

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo..."

Various episodes.

DrThunder88

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« Reply #422 on: 06-19-2005 23:53 »
« Last Edit on: 06-19-2005 23:53 »

Sorry, sorry, I was in New York.

At the risk of giving her the run of the table, it's got to be TL.
Tongue Luck

Starship Captain
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« Reply #423 on: 06-21-2005 05:46 »

I love that brief, blissful moment after I found out I won, but before it sinks in that I have to think of new situation. They should find a way to bottle that stuff.

Ugh, let's see...

You see a stranger choking on his food (you're still at that finger restaurant, I guess). You don't know the Heimlich maneuver, but damned if that's going to make you stand idly by until someone competent gets there! How do you go about playing hero?
Krokei

Starship Captain
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« Reply #424 on: 06-21-2005 14:06 »

Stranger: My only regret is... that I'm choking to death on my food.

Me: Not if I can help it! Oh, I guess I can't...

That Guy, Futurestock; Leela, Where No Fan Has Gone Before
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #425 on: 06-23-2005 03:26 »
« Last Edit on: 06-23-2005 03:26 »

Me: I'll save you!

Punches the guy in stomach until he coughs up the food on my head. I hold out my hand.

Me: Seeing as I've saved your life and your food is on my head, I'll need an advance.

Bender: FATSF, PYHOMS EDITED.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #426 on: 06-23-2005 11:37 »

(DrThunder miraculously dislodges a finger from the patient's throat)
Some woman: DrThunder, I find your impromptu airway control methods incredibly sexy! Let's get together sometime!
Me: Sure. I'm listed in the phone book so once I reveal my real name to you along with my home address and a list of my assets...
Friend: Are you crazy? We have to keep our identities secret.
Me: From everybody?
Friend: Especially from everybody.
Me: Give several reasons why.
Friend: For one, good samaritans are blamed for a lot of collateral damage, and we don't want to get our butts sued.
Me: Or do we? No, I guess not.
Friend: Also, if a list of our possessions gets out, every lawyer in the city will be after them. Or, God forbid, our money.
-That woman, Fry, and Leela from "Less Than Hero" (edited)
JDB

Professor
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« Reply #427 on: 06-24-2005 01:16 »

Me(pointing and in shock): Oh my God! A talking Bart Simpson Doll!! *Runs over and plays with toy*

Fry, ABPOG.
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #428 on: 06-24-2005 09:28 »

(Stands idly as I watch man choke, then fall to ground)

Everyone - Fry and the Slurm Factory
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #429 on: 06-24-2005 15:03 »

*Attempt to save the guy. Fail*
Me: There's nothing I could do, he's dead.
Choking Guy: No, Prof I'm not dead!
Me: Excuse me, but I believe I'm the doctor.
Random Git: Believe it all you want, it won't make it true.
Fryday

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« Reply #430 on: 07-09-2005 14:46 »

In a blatent attempt to resuccitate the game that I created, here's a new situation,

You and a Futurama mad friend are delighted to have finally got the last season in your collection, and rush to start a nonstop Futurama marathon, only to find that someone has put the wrong DVD's in your box and you are forced to watch all of 'Barney's Longboat of Love' because of your faulty DVD player.
Arpgme

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« Reply #431 on: 07-09-2005 14:54 »

???:exciting things makes people scared and clever things makes feel them stupid.

???: You have something stuck in your neck...never mind it`s just your body!

???:We taught lion eat tofu.

I forgot hem episolde but the people were
 
-Fry
-Bender
-hippie
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #432 on: 07-10-2005 16:49 »

You didn't read the rules, did you?

Friend: Our night is dooomed!
Friend and me, together: Dooooooooooooommmmeeed!

Benders 1 and A, Farnsworth Parabox, edited.
Fryday

Bending Unit
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« Reply #433 on: 07-11-2005 04:21 »

Well, no contest there! Your up Zoidberg227!
Krokei

Starship Captain
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« Reply #434 on: 07-17-2005 12:57 »

No, it looks like I'm up. Well, I never win anyway so this is the only way I can... eh, there's always time.

You are walking down the street, intoxicated, when you bump into a lamp-post. How do you react?
wwe_fk

Bending Unit
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« Reply #435 on: 07-17-2005 21:37 »
« Last Edit on: 07-17-2005 21:37 »

oww. that didn't hurt. what is it, one of those jefferson starships I've heard about. this wangs chong.
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #436 on: 07-17-2005 21:40 »

Me (angry): Good day madam! (I start to leave, then turn back) We hope to see you soon for tea!

Bender: TDHAIP
DogDoo8

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #437 on: 07-17-2005 23:56 »
« Last Edit on: 07-17-2005 23:56 »

Me: (makeing out with lamp post)Mmmmmmm......mmmmm.
Wait a moment, your not a lady!

Lamp Post:(Hot women/lamp post halusination)Down chicko, one more upgrade and I'll be more lady then you can handle. Why you so stoopid stoopid?

Bender and Hooker bot from "FATSF".
DrThunder88

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« Reply #438 on: 07-18-2005 01:40 »

Me: Stupid lamp post.  You killed my father and now you've come back for me!

-Bender in "ISTE" (edited)
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #439 on: 07-18-2005 01:49 »
« Last Edit on: 07-18-2005 01:49 »

Me: Ow my head! *Hits the next one* Ow my feet! *Hits the next one* Ow my head! *hits the next one* Ow my feet!

Friend: Watch your chin.

Me: *Hits it with my chin* Ow my chin!

Fry & Farnsworth (EDITED)- IITM
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