DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Me: Check out the 19-toed freak...It's beautiful. -Bender from "My Three Suns" (edited)
I should get bonus points for showing restraint for not clobbering the cat like I usually want to.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Me: It's not fair. It's not fair! Wait, my side dishes aren't that bad, I can still eat my mashed potatoes. (Finds a severed toe in the potatoes) It's not f...Well, lucky I still have my salad (Finds a severed penis in the salad. Screams.) -The last man on Earth from "A Head in the Polls" (edited)
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Bah, there is no honor, no dignity, and no satisfaction that comes from winning because of unfair social pressure. That being said, IN YOUR FACES, LOSERS!
You are about to watch the final episode of your favorite TV show when lightning strikes your antenna and/or cable line. What do you say?
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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(DrThunder miraculously dislodges a finger from the patient's throat) Some woman: DrThunder, I find your impromptu airway control methods incredibly sexy! Let's get together sometime! Me: Sure. I'm listed in the phone book so once I reveal my real name to you along with my home address and a list of my assets... Friend: Are you crazy? We have to keep our identities secret. Me: From everybody? Friend: Especially from everybody. Me: Give several reasons why. Friend: For one, good samaritans are blamed for a lot of collateral damage, and we don't want to get our butts sued. Me: Or do we? No, I guess not. Friend: Also, if a list of our possessions gets out, every lawyer in the city will be after them. Or, God forbid, our money. -That woman, Fry, and Leela from "Less Than Hero" (edited)
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JDB
Professor
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Me(pointing and in shock): Oh my God! A talking Bart Simpson Doll!! *Runs over and plays with toy*
Fry, ABPOG.
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Zoidberg227
Space Pope
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You didn't read the rules, did you? Friend: Our night is dooomed! Friend and me, together: Dooooooooooooommmmeeed! Benders 1 and A, Farnsworth Parabox, edited.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Me: Stupid lamp post. You killed my father and now you've come back for me!
-Bender in "ISTE" (edited)
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