I Can't Believe it's Another Quote Game!!! 2nd try!!!

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Someone else: (flicking a flashlight attached to his butt on and off) Hurry up people, I'm sick of flashing my booty for these Africanized jerks (The fireflies are visibly unimpressed)
Me: I never though it would end this way: mauled by swarms of firelies.  Seriously, I never saw it coming! (To my girlfriend) If I don't survive the fireflies, I want you to know I love you as much as a man can love... (Realizing I don't have a girlfriend) Aw crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!
-Bender from "The Sting" (edited)
-Fry from "Xmas Story" (edited), "I Dated a Robot" (edited), and "Put Your Head on My Shoulder"

Edited for proper UBBing

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This thread seems to have died again so I'll post a new situation,

You are lazing on the couch/sofa when suddenly, without warning all the fragile items in the room smash (e.g. pot's for plants, pictures, vases, etc.).

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"Shields at maximum yarnell!"

Fry - "Love And Rocket"

[Reply #363 on:]

Well, Time makes fools of us all!

Fry in "HHRHGB"

[Reply #364 on:]

"The one time I forgot to buy fragile item insurance!"

-Fry, modified, Bender Gets Made

[Reply #365 on:]

"Why Didn't they build this house with 801 Walls!! When Will They Learn!?!"

Fry, modified, BirdBot Of Ice-Catraz

[Reply #366 on:]

"Stop exploding you cowards!!"

 -Zapp:  When Aliens Attack

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Me: The room is kerploding! (I scream and jump out the window)
-Fry in "Love's Labors..." (edited)

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Hey, I liked that game. I did't my very first post in one of these...   

So, ehh... well since Fryday seems lost again, I'll take the honour to announce JBERGES being the winner.

[Reply #369 on:]

sure, why not?

"You've just been called into jury duty, and need to get out of it.  You react/say/do/think..."

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Not to let JBERGES stand alone here, I come up with the obvious:

"Dear Sir or Madam, I'm afraid I must decline your call into jury duty. For you see I am dying. Cough, then fall over dead."

Prof in When Aliens attack

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Oh...right... the game involves a little bit of thinking, and perhaps a dash of being clever if one can manage it, not posting as many pointless things as you can, as often as you can.  This game will never survive with such ardent competition abounding.  Take it away, GFF, if you so desire.  I feel our era has passed....

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don't worry... I'm sure that one day PEELers will think about what life was like in the first years, and they will dig up topics like these and they enjoy them and play them and all will be well.

I was going to post what the New Justice League said after they became superheroes, but I couldn't remember it so I didn't...

But this game hasn't died yet, there's still time... There's a whole generation of n00bs here (like me) that will continue.

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  Bergy, tell me what happened to the cool league of April 04 and before PEELers (some later members are honorary included)?

Oh well, I don't give up yet:

"After you had a good and fun time with friends at your favorite place (cafe, bar, disco, club, message board, cinema,...) you feel that the place is dying. Your reaction on that is..."

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Everyone likes the old times, even if they didn't even exist during them... My Contribution:

"You can crush our PEEL, but you can't crush our spirit!"

Old Man Waterfall, slightly modified, A Taste of Freedom.

Post edited slightly seeing how everyone else was kicking my face. They still are.

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OK.  It’s time to go old-school.  I rewrote a song:
_________

Current Denizens:
We are here and fairly stupid and no one else is around.
We will instigate our conquest so that our ideals abound.
And we gladly will add nothing...

Me: ...which is good because nobody wants to play.

Us: Someone come back to here today... (today)

C.D: We have had several months here
To salvage what we had wrought
But salvation entails effort...

Friend ...And your wisdom can’t be bought.

Me: You can make the place die quicker,
If you turn your back on those whom you should heed.

Us: Someone return, it’s you we need! (today)

Friend: And though you're culpable and selfish,
You’ll freely point the blame...

Me: Let nostalgia warm our tired hearts.

Friend: And still here’s what they proclaim:

C.D: “We will never become tired,
Of progressing this disaster,
And we're never ever sorry...
‘Cause we’re selfish little bastards”

Friend: Did you ever stop to think that you should pursue the enlightenment you shirk?

C.D: No!

Me: Then how will this place ever work?!

C.D: Now it's very nearly empty and we've done the best we could.
To expel what was previously pleasant
And repel what might re-make it good.

Friend: I should give you all a beating, but it won’t make any matter.

Me: If I weren't such a nice guy, I'd harpoon them in the bladder.

C.D: Now it’s back to our compulsion to conclude what we must shatter

Me: You did the best you could; I bet that no one will return to this soiree.
 
Us: Someone come back to here today... (today)
_________
Elves/others: A Tale of Two Santas

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Well, to keep in with the quotes...

"He's got me beat."

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Not to be outdone, Zoidy rips off JBERGES.

*live jazz band starts playing*
Friend: This club is dying
You won't miss it
We'll find something better to go do
What a sorry DJ,
Blew up and smoked one of his speakers
Here in the lamest club in town!

The music sucks and so's the barkeep
So's the dancers up against the wall
Let's let my lady decide
Where we should take our business to
Let's find something that doesn't blow!

Me: Please let us stay!

Friend: Just look at this code violation!

Me: There must be nightclubs worse than this

Friend: We've checked around, there really aren't!

Me: Then please just let me dance
I might get this girl's phone number

Friend: I really doubt that, you're too shy!

Me: Ah, just look at my upbringin!

Friend: Please don't deny, you won't get it!

Dancing like that is quite wrong
It's overtly sexual and raunchy!

Beastie Boys (??): Hey, Zoidy, gonna make some noise!
On the dance floor dancin' to Beastie Boys
You're gonna gonna gonna leave with empty hands!

Friend 2: This seems macabre

Friend 3: You mean this rehearsed song and dance?

Friend 2: Yeah, and he seems to like it here

Friend 3: It's us who tempted him to come!

Friend 2: Let's just go back to our motel

Friend 3: Come on, Chuck, now don't be dumb
we can lure him out with this tasty rum
So just grab him and find the door

Chuck: But he might hit me, run and hide!

Friend: Grabbing asses
dtrinking cocktails
Hitting on the busy waitress

Throwing around this lime
You'll get us kicked out every time
We'll suffer 'til the end of time
Enduring music, most of which rhymes,
Trapped forever, here in this lame cluuuuub!

*music ends, club catches fire*

Edit: Robot Devil, Bender, Fry, and Leela, heavily modified from "Hell is Other Robots"

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This is like the nerdiest battle of the bands ever. Someone do the opera!

Me: In mid-'04, I found Planet Express Employee Lounge,
With games that were comic fodder,
The posters weren't all bright, but I liked the site,
Fueled my obsessive compulsive disorder.

And they said, "In this game, you find a quote that we'll laugh at,
For the situation it embodies,
Your hard work and frustrations,
And your sly variations,
Often garner you praise that's most hearty."

JBERGES: But something changed a few months ago.
Me: The mindless threads were really piling.
JBERGES: Nix lost interest in General, and quality sank.
Me: Is spam's call really that beguiling?

People! Stop the bad games and the speak of chats,
It taints all that used to elate us,
You're causing us to whine,
Where we used to shine,
General Dis', why've you betrayed us?

You say the best games are easy copycats,
At the difficult ones you just sneered,
Is PEEL now devoid of
What once made it rise above
Places like Panucci's Pizzeria? Zoidberg!

Zoidberg227: I see a startling new trend emergin'.
FRY=$$$: What if Bender worked as a sheep herder?
Andy1234: I'll post many a reply, like bender nye.
jenny_btrain: I HATE YOU I'LL SCREAM BLOODY MURDER

Me: Everybody sing Jamaica!
Everybody: Jamaica!
Me: Just the bureaucrats! Jamaica!
germanfryfan: Jamaica!
Me: Just the people who did this exact same thing a year ago, a fact that only occured to me after I was already too emotionally invested in writing this and forcing every line to at least semi-rhyme with its counterpart to stop, but who nonetheless deserve an apology for the subconscious ripoff and maybe for me to buy them lunch (from the McDonald's dollar menu...) at PEELathon or something by way of compensation!
DrThunder88: ...Jamaica.

Me: Sing me home!
Is PEEL now devoid of
What once made it rise above
Places like Panucci's Pizzeria?

-Hermes, Labarbara, Zoidberg, Farnsworth, Bender, various bureaucrats, Morgan Proctor; modified like there's no tomorrow; How Hermes Requisitioned his Groove Back

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Fry: "heh heh heh also Wolfman" (also wolfman said really quickly with a troubled look on frys face)

That part always makes me laugh I just cant get enough of it!
 from: A Pharaoh to remember

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Nothing could beat those three full length songs, nothing except an even equally big song.

Me: People say General Disscussion's useless, but I say it sets us free
There's lots of things my misspelt forum friend could be...

HIT IT!

Me: Well we could do Twisted Trivia
Beck, for some reason: Where you guess the connections
Me: Or an Odd-One-Out
Beck: It's such a simple game
Me: Or a great big caption contest, with Futurama framegrabs
Beck: It's not so hard to do
Me: Or respond to situations with Futurama quotes
Beck: Nah, that won't work
Me: My forum friend could do it all,
Both: There is still some hope!

Me: That forum has a tragic secret
That I'd like to share.
Beck: For real?
Me: My forum friend is closer to me
Than an ass to a chair.
Beck: Hmmm.

Me: That forum's name I never told you, you could not foresee.
Beck: C'mon, give it up.
Me: I say it loud and sing it proud,
Both: The forum's name is PEEL!

Me: Don't spam it into oblivion
Just 'cause you can't think of something good
Or ignore the good game threads
Because they require you to think too much
Don't keep posting the same thing
Just to get your post count up high

Me: I'm telling you, my forum friend
Put your hands in the air like you just don't care!
I'm telling you my forum friend
Can do most anything!
Yeah!

Bender and Beck, Bendin' in the Wind

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I honorary name this round : "PEEL 8". (PEEL aid)

Whereas four people caught my intention, one thought about some cheap bar (sorry Zoidy :P) and another missed the whole topic.

Now out of these four, three stood above the other.
All of them made me laugh, but I guess the "bureaucrats" line gave it away.

So I declare this POTM,.. eh I mean winner of the next turn, to be

Tongue Luck.   

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Good work, team. Who says there are no more heroes?

Actually, I read through some of the other posts from previous rounds, and the songs from this round totally kicked ass. Not "A$$", ass. Bitchin'.

Hopefully, due to the -four- fantastic contributions here, another PEEL 8 round won't be required.

Come on Tongue Luck, show us the way!

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Okay... Let's see if we have any luck with a situation that isn't laden with self-referential bitterness:

Your friend wins the lottery. You also happen to enjoy money. How do you convince him to share the wealth?

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Well, I don't see how mine missed the topic, other than maybe it was my friends that thought the place was dying, and I was in denial.  Oh well, Tongue's was better by an order of magnitude anyway.

This one seems to just fit perfectly:
Me: You've won the lotto, eh? Then how 'bout lending your old pal Zoidberg a few bucks, Mr Millionaire!

Altered slightly from "student loans" to "lotto".  It seems to make more sense that way ... after all, I wouldn't want to miss the topic. 

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Me: But I pick your numbers. You owe me!
Friend: I owe you nothing! For starter's, your body part's in my crotch. Also, I hate you. Finally, you can't pick lotto numbers for squat.
-Bender and Elzar in "30% Iron Chef" (edited)

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Me: Could I Hold The Money?
Friend: The Money says No.

Zoindberg and Blue Zoidberg (modified)

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Crap, all the good ones are already taken:

"If you're thinking of spending that alone, you can forget it. Germanfryfan isn't fan that way."

Bender in "I dated a robot".

edit: I totally forgot. Zoidy, you didn't miss topic at all, just my intention.   

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hmm, damn right GFF... I now start the challenging task of besting that which has already been done. My shot says:

Me: Why would a Robot need all that money?
Friend: Hey, I can share anytime I want...

Fry and Bender in Space Pilot 3000, modified and ladened with Reverse Psychology.

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Avatar buddy powers, activate! Form of... a wombat!

Yeah. Good entries all around, but I think I've got to go with Zoidberg227. Indeed, it seemed to just fit perfectly.

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*revive*

If he's not going to do it...
You are visiting your mother one day when she reveals that you are adopted. How do react to this revelation?

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"Cool. What's for dinner?"

-Fry, Bend Her

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Oh now I see! Now I get it. Now the pieces are falling into place. The neglect, the sibling favortism, that dwarf in my book club who steals my opinions. It's all coming together now!

Bender from HHRHGB

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Me: Now that I know the truth, Mother, I must ride south and join the robo-banditos at Veracruz.

-Emotitron Jr. from "BSnBAoT" (edited)

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The mother tells this to the friend first.

Friend: "That's a stupid story. You're stupid."

Fry, Xmas Story.

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Me: I am Shocked! Shocked!! Well, not that shocked.

Fry from an episode I can't remember.

[Reply #396 on:]

Mother tells me I'm adopted

Me: Not if I can help it!

(pause)

...Oh.  I guess I can't.

-Leela: RTEW

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After an interesting... 38 hours (roughly), I announce the winner of this esteemed round to be:

Venus

Well batted, team.

[Reply #398 on:]

Yay! Go me! Hmm. Now i gotta think up something random. Here goes.

For your birthday you are surprised to recieve a kitten. However, said kitten has three extra toes on it's front paws. Your response?

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Me (Holding a Knife): Enough Chit-Chat! Restrain the Specimen!!

Farnsworth from TPWP