I Can't Believe it's Another Quote Game!!! 2nd try!!!

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last thread reached 20 pages so here's the new one.

Its SLACK JAWED MORON'S turn so when ever he posts the quote we'll start.

oh and here are the basic rules for this thread.

In this quote game you have to think of a Futurama quote and the episode name that you could use in a given situation, the funniest idea in 24 hours gets to give the next situation.

THE RULES FOR THE GAME.
Only 1 entries per person, per situation.

And thanks JICANNON I did'nt see that 3.

Thanks and enjoy.

[Reply #1 on:]

Multiple entries per situation?    I think it should stay at 1...

ok, it's fixed 

[Reply #2 on:]

Alrighty...

You're a pirate, and your ships just been boarded by the kings Navy. They've got nothing on you... yet, but beneath the holds, you've got an veritable bounty of stolen goods.

You say:

[Reply #3 on:]

Me: "Oh, so when ships get robbed it must be the person with the peg-leg, eyepatch and parrot. How would you like it if I blamed you everytime ships got rescued, or pirates got hanged?"
*Search party discovers hidden loot*
Me: "Now I'm sure there must be..."
*Someone notices the hidden door leading to the treasure room*
Me: "I said I'm sure..."
*A barrel explodes under the strain of all the gold dublouns dooblons Dublins coins stuffed inside*
Me: "...there must be..."
*I wipe my forehead with a piece of paper which turns out to be a treasure map*
Me: "...a perfectly..."
*The Union Jack falls down to reveal a Skull and Crossbones*
Me: "...reasonable..."
*Someone finds my autobiography - 'Prof. Wernstrum: A Life in Piracy'"*
Me: "...explanation."
*Some other incriminating yet highly improbable thing happens*
Me: "Arr... too late I realise that my children are my only real treasure."

Bender in BL (Deleted scene)
Bender in AFFoD
Space Pirate in Godfellas

Also, this is the 3rd topic, the first was Not Another Quote Game.

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Naval Officer:  What’s all this then?

Me: Uh...nothing. Yes nothing. If you think it's anything you're a suspicious moron!
 
(Large entourage of drunken pirates enter from below deck, singing)

Pirates (singing):

“We… are… Pirates yes we are
And it really really shows!
With a parrot on our shoulder
And an eye-patch ‘bove our nose!
Well we’re stealing
And we’re grabbing
And we’re raping
And we’re stabbing
If you really piss us off then
We will chop off all your toes!”

(The navy stares at me)

Me: I can explain!  The stuff we steal is very valuable!

Officer 1: Seize them!
Officer 2: Seize them!
Officer 3: Seize them!
Officer 1: Get them!  Uh… I mean, seize them!
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Bender:  Parasites lost
Farnsworth: Leela’s Homeworld
Fry/Bender:  Problem with Popplers
Bender:  Lesser of Two Evils
Guards:  A Clone of my Own

[Reply #5 on:]

Wow, spectacular turnout this round...

I confess, both these entires are excellent... biographies on Piracy and singing pirates are awesome... Er... ah... Prof, your turn. The highly improbable incriminating thing clinched it.

[Reply #6 on:]

You have been found guilty of downloading Futurama episodes off the internet - a crime which, under new copyright laws, is punishable by 12 concurrent death penalties.

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We're seizers on the boat...
We bash with Lee Lemon..
To find the treasure in the hold and get it to our hands!

Song:Multiple occasions in "The Series has Landed"

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If I may dust of an old chestnut...

Me (to FBI): I'm sure there's a perfectly-
*Message pops up on computer: "Futurama_4ACV18.dvx" download complete*
Me: I said, there's a perf-
*An incredibly low quality version of TDHAIP starts playing on my PC*
Me: A perfectly...reasonable-
*Pile of DVD-R's, marked "Illegal copies of Futurama" falls out of my closet.*

Me: Cheese it!

A few hours later, after I have escaped
Me: Yeah...this post just kinda petered out without really going anywhere.
*Feds bust in and start beating me*
Me: Alright!  Closure!

Bender, AFFOD.
Bender, various.
Bender, 300BB.

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OK, it's been slightly over 24 hours now and the winner is...

...The only person who entered given that Corvette seems to have been responding to the previous situation. Nerd-o-rama, you win by default.

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"De!  Fault!  The two greatest words in the English language!"

Oh...wrong show.  Ummmmm...

You wake up one morning in a hospital room with no idea of how you got there.  Walking outside, you find yourself in the middle of a large city that appears completely deserted.  Except for the zombies that are gradually lurching their way towards you.  (Concept stolen from crappy horror flick 28 Days Later.)

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Me: Yahoo! I've got the city to myself!

- Fry and Bender in Futurama Comics #17

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Me: (Realizing everyone else is dead) My family. My co-workers. My girlfriend. I'll never see any of them again. (Pause) YAHOO!
- Fry, paraphrased, from 'Space Pilot 3000'.

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Me: Holy Zombi Jesus!... ...Well a nude conga line usually fixes every thing. (starts to disrobe).

Proffesor in some episode that I can't think of at the moment and Hermes in "Time Keeps On Sliping" slightly rephrased.

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Me: Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? *Looks around sees noones is there and sees a zombie coming after me*....Hermes? If that's you don't answer...is it you?

Fry- The Sting, WITHW, Bend-Her

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Well, at least I got a slightly better turnout than the last guys...

Let's ask the Who-Wins Machine:

Spa...er, no.  M0le.

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I won! I really won! Eat it everybody who never one a quote game! And that includes you...er... DogDoo8!
OK, situation:
You come home to find your signifigant other in bed with your best friend and both of your parents. In your grief, what do you say?

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Thats it, if anyone wants me I'll be in the Angry Dome.

Now for my qoute!

Me: If anyone wants me I'll be in the Angry Dome.( walks of mumbling to myself ).   

Proffesor in....     ....sorry forgot the episode.

man i wish i had an agrey dome. then i'd show everyone how angry i could be.

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Me (very distraught sounding): Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand this!
Girlfriend: Precocious little scamp, aint I?

Bender, in Bendless Love (first one paraphrased slightly, the second one is exact).

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Let's ask the Who-Wins Machine:

Spa...er, no. M0le.

Spacedal11: Aww.

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Out of the two quotes posted, the winner is:

Show spoiler

Zoidberg227

It's easy to tell that this is a popular game. 

[Reply #21 on:]

Yessss!  I win again!  I am the greetest!  In your face, everyone who failed to enter this time!

You're stuck in traffic.  Again.  You know how the game works.  (Yes, I'm sure this one has been done before, but I don't give an owl's ass, and you can bite mine!)

Let's try this again, though I fear the popularity of this game is waning. 

New situation:
Upon arriving at work, you realize that again you have forgotten your underpants.  Despite the fact that you are otherwise fully clothed, everyone seems to notice, and they are making fun of you.  Oh, and this is not a dream.

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*Gets hit by a car than wakes up*
Me: Haha, a casino where I'm in my favorite underpants?? The car must have killed me, I must be .. in heaven! ... A casino where I always where my favorite underpants. That's boring. I must really be .. in hell!
Speaker: No Spacedal11, you are not in heaven or hell. You are on an air plane.
Me: There is a gremlin destroying the plane! You've gotta believe me!
Speaker: Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!
Me: Noo! Eva Braun, help me! *She takes her mask off.* Aaaaargh!
Bender: Saw it comin'

Bender, Speaker, and Mr.Smith/Hitler- I Dated a Robot

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Me: Ahhh, Futuristic!

Yes I would have to agree with you Zoidburg227 on how thw game is waning. Its a pity, it's a good game.

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DrT needs to make a triumphant return of some sort. It isn't the same without him.

More in the interest of keeping this game alive than actually having a decent entry, I'll give it a whirl.

Me (at the moment of realization): My thong!
Some asshole: Do you even have a thong?
Me: I... lost it. In a volcano.
Professor - Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles
Cubert (edited), Zoidberg - A Clone of my Own

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Me:  Just like when my friend Richie swore I wasn't wearing underpants, then he sold me my mom's underpants, and then later, I found out I wasn't wearing underpants!

Fry-  Hell is Other Robots

[Reply #26 on:]

"Underpants....??"

Fry in BBA....

[Reply #27 on:]

And the winner is ... Tongue Luck!  Not only because it was funny, but also because there is a volcano in my state right now, and its all like brrrrmmbbb  pyeeeew bloom! *continues making volcano noises a la Fry in BBA and LaR*

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It's my state, too, you know. What, you think people from just anywhere can have this avatar?

Okay, let's reach into the big box of lame things that happened to me this week: Some myopic bastard mistakes you for a member of the opposite sex (again). You say...?

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Me: Down chicko, one more upgrade and i'll be more lady you can handle!

that hooker bot from "Fry and the slurm factory".

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I figured it was ...

Me: I find that offensive!

Myopic Bastard: Yeah, well at least I have something you'll never have!  A soul!  And freckles!

Me: That seemed unnecessary.

Shortsighted person with unwed parents (running away): You suck!

Bender, "Insane/Mainframe"
Conan O'Brien's head, "Xmas Story"
Fry, "Less than Hero"
Random soldier from "Loves Labours/Space"

Yes, I'm aware that my entry made little sense.  But then again, neither do myopic bastards.

[Reply #31 on:]

DogDoo8 can have it, I guess, but he'd better be more lady than I can handle by the time he posts his situation.

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Ok, Tongue all the come backs I have are pretty dirty. So I'm not going to type any.

So on with the game. Your at a Si-Fi convention and you turn around and bump into the cast from the original Star Trek show. What do you do or say?

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I'm so excited, I wish I could wet my pants! Or I would, if I hadn't lost my bladder and pants at NecronomiCon and Bubonicon respectively.
Bender - Bender Gets Made
Old Man Waterfall (modified) - A Taste of Freedom

[Reply #34 on:]

  Tongue Luck should win automatically, I can't beat that

[Reply #35 on:]

Me: "Oh my god! You're Shatner!"
Shatner: "Ohhh lord."
Me: "And Uhura!"
Nichols: "It's like the pasadena Star Trek Convention all over!"
Me: (at Koenig) "Say "nuclear vessels"
Koenig: "NO!"
Me: "Hey! Spock. Do the thing."
Nimoy: "Let's see if this actually works."
He does the Vulcan nerve pinch on me
Me: "Ow."
I pass out. Shatner and Nimoy laughs and high-fives

Hmmm, that was...

 - Bender, "Bending In The Wind"
 - Shatner, "Where No Fan Has Gone Before"
 - Fry, "When Aliens Attack"
 - Nichols, AOI I
 - Fry and Koenig, WNFHGB
 - Fry, "Space Pilot 3000"
 - Nimoy, Fry and Shatner, WNFHGB

[Reply #36 on:]

Ya ya, I dink I'll giv dis one to Tounge Luck since der is a lack of entrys ya.

who knows I might win the next one. lol.

[Reply #37 on:]

At the laundromat, you slip and fall in a puddle of detergent... Right in front of someone you'd been flirting with. What do you two would-be lovebirds have to say about this?

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Her: Nice falter, faulter.
Me:  Nice ass (long pause) ass. 

Sal, Leela - PYHOMS (edit)

[Reply #39 on:]

Cute Chick: Don't worry baby I still love you.

Me: (in a soft tone) Yeah baby I know it.

Bender and fembot in..... dam it I thought it was RB but it ain't and I don't now what ep it was from. Nooooooo!