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« Reply #485 on: 08-26-2005 10:12 »
« Last Edit on: 08-26-2005 10:12 »
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I wondered that too... Then I read the first post on page one of this thread. What you do is, you read the situation presented to you, in this case: After being bitten by a radioactive human, you develop super powers. What do you say/do/crush? Then you think up a suitable quote from Futurama and post it here. One quote/series of quotes per person, some editing allowed. For example, Changing "My God, a million years" from SP3000 to "Nirvana, a million dollars" is allowed. Changing it to "Holy smokes, dude, my car just combusted" is not. Also remember to state where you took the quote(s) from.
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DrThunder88

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Me: (Seeing a crime in progress) Oh dear, I really ought to do something. But I am already in my pajamas...
-Professor from "TSHL"
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DrThunder88

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Me: As President, I believe I speak for the entire planet when I issue this message to Earth. (Moons the video phone) Look at my butt! Wooo!
-Fry from "Future Stocks" (edited)
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DrThunder88

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Eh, I hate these one-turn wins. That being said, I totally would've kicked everyone else's butt anyway!
You've just purchased a new DVD of your favorite movie of all time, but when you go to play it, it turns out it's porno (or not porno if your favorite movie of all time is porno).
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Me(looking at porno): AAAAGH!! Grandma Mildred?!
-Fry from Roswell That Ends Well
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DrThunder88

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Hey, don't criticize me just because my sister's limey boyfriend is staying in the same room as my computer, making it very hard for me to post regulalrly.
Me: Roberta, is that you? Stripper: Thunder! Hey, man! Me: Ha-ha! You old lunatic, how you been? Stripper: Ah, not bad. Not bad. Everybody in their chairs! This is a lapdance! Me: Yeah, I'm doing okay, too. I'm taking a Chinese cooking class at the Learning Annex.
-Bender and Roberto from IitM (edited)
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DrThunder88

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Aww, thanks dogdoo.
After leaving the erotic pleasure purveyance, you notice your nemesis has done something unpleasant to your car.
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DrThunder88

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This one goes to...Me!
The new situation is the old one.
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DrThunder88

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After sifting through the nearly overwhelming numbers of responses, Werstrum wins over a twelve way tie for second.
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« Reply #514 on: 09-16-2005 22:52 »
« Last Edit on: 09-16-2005 22:52 »
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Nemesis: They sent us to jail for being a public nuiscance. And smshing car windows. Me: You smashed most of them. Nemesis: Well, mine were louder. (Mrs. Nemesis comes in to bail him out) Me: I hate that this came between us, Nemesis. Nemesis: Me too. I'm filled with a large number of powerful emotions. Me: You're my worst enemy. I'm sorry I treated you so badly. Nemesis: Apology accepted. After all, you're only a dispatcher. (Guard opens the cell and Nemesis goes to leave) Me: That's it. I've had it with vengence. From now on, I'm concentrating on my love life. Can I have my girlfriend back? Nemesis: Why, I've forgotten why I even fought you. Guard: 'Cause he wrecked up your wedding, punched you, and exposed your secret. Nemesis: Oh, that's right. Get lost! (He slams the door on me) -Zoidberg and Fry from BBoIC (edited) -Cubert from BSNBAoT (edited) -The Human and Calculon from "I, Roomate" (edited) -Fry, Professor, and Bender from "The Cryonic Woman" (edited)
Edited for UBB-badness.
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DrThunder88

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Maybe my nemesis just has a soft side or is a lesbian. You never know considering how many people hate me.
After leaving the police department, you fall into a quantum singularity that transports you back in time 500 years.
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