Futurama Nerd

Professor

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« Reply #280 on: 01-13-2005 10:08 »
« Last Edit on: 01-15-2005 23:00 »
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Thank you swidzi As your walking in the parking lot all alone, late at night, you reach your car and open it. Just as your getting in, a masked man comes up behind you and puts a gun to your head. What do you do or say? edit: TOTPD  ------------------ Why do today what you can do yesterday with a time machine?
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Futurama Nerd

Professor

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I think I'll wait until more people reply before I announce the winner. Sorry Zeep.
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Markuskempus

Crustacean

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me: Hello
masked man: hand over all your money
me: I'm sorry i dont have any, the bank took away me credit cards.
masked man: Listen either you give me all your money or i kill you
me: Both good, the importent thing is im meeting new people
masked man: huh!!
me: So what are you up to after this, cos im up for whatever
Zoidberg: Bender gets made, Roswell that ends well
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Markuskempus

Crustacean

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Horray, people are paying attention to me.
Ok, your driving your car when you accidently smash into the car in front. The man in the car in front steps out with his baseball bat in hand, how do you worm out of this
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Markuskempus

Crustacean

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This one goes to................ Tongue Luck, horray
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zaproh

Crustacean

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Me: Oh my God. What the hell have you done?
Girlfriend: Relax! I've figured it all out.
Me: That's my father you perverted dope!
Roswell that ends well - Bender, the Professor and Fry (modified)
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Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary

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Yay! Woo!
Your party just won the election. At the victory rally the leader suddenly pulls of a mask and reveals himself to be bloodthirsty alien, now with absoluty power.
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Liveitup1

Crustacean

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Me: Run Awaaaaayy!!!
Bender: Spanish Fry
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Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary

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DogDoo8, come on down!!
'cause you won
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Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary

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"All right! Closure!"
- Bender, "300 Big Boys"
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i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary

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"Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?" - Fry in "The Sting"
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