I Can't Believe it's Another Quote Game!!! 2nd try!!!

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Me: Dear subway god, I know I don't usually pray to you... sometimes I doubt you even exist. But if you're willing to grant me luck, please, close your doors once.

Fry- Luck of the Fryish (edited)

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Conductor: (Emerging from the cockpit) There, good as new...except we're twenty meters below the surface, we don't have any food, and the train won't work anymore.
Me: Tempers are wearing thin. Lets just hope some dispatcher doesn't kill everybody.

-Leela and Bender from "The Deep South" (edited)

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Buddah! Zeus! God! One of you guys do something! Satan! You owe me!!!

- Professor in "The Farnsworth Parabox"

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Fellow passenger: "They've blown out one of our engines!"
Me: "Fix it fix it fix it fix it fix it fix it! Fix it fix it fix it!"
Fellow passenger: "Only the conductor knows how to fix it. We have to wake him up."
She grabs the conductor and smack him around a bit.
Me: "Try shocking him!"
Another fellow passenger: "Your 401K is void! Punks are spraying tags all over your train. Young people wear their pants reversed."
Me: "Damnit, we'll have to fix the engine ourself."
1st passenger: "We can't you bastard, no one knows how it works. It's impossible."

::the train explodes::

 - Fry, Leela and Bender, "A Clone of my Own"
 - The Bender statue, "A Pharaoh to Remember"

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It's 2am and I can't sleep, although I should.
So I'll pick a winner now and be gone for the 5 hours of the night I have left.

You've all found nice quotes, I laughed hardest at JBERGES one though. That's why he earned this win!

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W00t. OK then...

New Situation:

You've just been elected pope.  You say/do/smite...

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Me: My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?

Some Guy: Yes

Me: I'm still not following you.

Some Guy: You're making a mockery of one of our oldest institutions. And you are the pope!

Me: Then I don't wanna be me right now!

Fry- Put You Head on my Shoulder, The Honking (modified)
Amy- A Bicyclops Built for Two, Put You Head on My Shoulder (modified)
Alkazar- A Bicyclops Built for Two

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Me: "The cruelty of the old Pope is at an end!"
*Crowd cheers*
Me: "Let a whole new wave of cruelty wash over this lazy religion!"
*A bunch of Cardinals run out and start whipping the crowd*

Bender: A Pharaoh to Remember.

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As you are elected pope,

You: "Wahoo!"
Everyone else: "It'll be the end of civilised society!"

Fry from SP3K and the Prof from Mothers Day!

P.S. I didn't realise when i made this that my game would last three 20 page topics!

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Crowd: All hail Aaron the Pope with the Box.  *Grovling at my feet*

One of my subjects: Now can we destroy the Box?

Me: The Box, says no!

Zoidbergs from "The Farnsworth Parabox".

@Fryday
You created this game and I created this Thread. What a team.

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Me: "A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... Muah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah... MUAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA..."

 - Wernstrum, "Crimes of the Hot"

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Alright... Procyon wins, though I do enjoy how Teral wrote his answer.

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Huzzah!

Ok, you decided to go investigate the Bermuda Triangle/Rhombus/etc to see what really is going on. Suddenly, there is a great flash of light, and you are sucked into a vortex. You crash land on a strange planet in another dimension. What do you do/say/see/etc.

Yes, my ideas are a little out there.

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Me: "Wow...it's just like that drug trip I saw in that movie when I was on that drug trip!"

Fry, "Farnsworth Parabox."
(A little obvious, but it's my first try... )

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Me: My God, I'm Lost. My Parents, My Girlfriend, My Coworkers, I'll never see any of them again.... WAHOO!! (long Pause) ...Well, I'm Boned.

(Fry in Space Pilot 3000)
(Bender  Numerous Episodes)

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Me: Boy, what is this deal with the Bermuda Triangle/Rhombus/etc?  A strange planet, huh?  Well, I've crashed on worse places.

-Bender from "Obsoletely Fabulous" (edited)

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"Call it a hunch, but I've got a bad feeling about this!"

Fry, A Pharoah to Remember

EDIT: Another one, "Ah well, I'll build my own planet! with blackjack, and hookers! in fact, forget the planet!"

Bender Episode 2: TSHL

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This seems to be grinding to a halt! I'll post a new situation,

You and a friend got to your local theme park (Alton Towers, Six Flags, etc.) and you take a seat on the newest coaster there, then suddenly during the chain lift the person sat next to you/your friend falls out because his restraint sprang open!

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Man speaking very slow: earth does not want war with the brains.

Bender: that's it u chumps and chumpettes im catching da next pimpmobile out of here!!!   

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Friend: Someone Fat Get In My WAAAAAAYY!!

Bender from BITW

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Friend: "You win again gravity!"
Me: "Do a flip!"

Zapp - AWitM, Bender - HHRhGB

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Me: "Welshie!  NOOOOOOOOO!"

(beat)

Welshie (faintly, from a distance): "I died doin' what I loved..."


(Fry from "Where No Fan..." and Robot Whaler from "The Series Has Landed" )

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"Have a good one!"

Bender - "Kif Gets Kicked Up A Notch"

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"I heared beer makes you stupid"
"No i...dosen't"
Dwight and Fry - "the route of all evil"

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What smeells like blue in here? i love that quote

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was it... er... Amazonian women in the mood?

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Are you really that stupid or are you a fake account?

Ride operator: Everyone put on your safety harnesses.
Friend: Those things cost more lives than they save.
(Calamity ensues)
Friend: With my last breath, I curse Thunder!
-Leela and Bender from "Roswell..." (edited)
-Farnsworth from "TMLH" (also edited)

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(before the fateful fall)
Friend: Yes, there's no safer recreation than sitting. Especially when you're on a roller coaster, whipping along the tracks at 70 miles an hour! (using hand motions, he imitates a roller coaster) Safe!
(cue the fateful fall)
Me: Ah, how delightfully ironic!

-Farnsworth, modified like a mofo, Crimes of the Hot
-Beelzebot, The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

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Doc and Crazy, what is the freakin deal? You might want to read previous posts to find out what's going on first...

BTW Crazy, it was Roswell That Ends Well.

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What the hell are you calling me out on?

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Don't be so overconfident DrT, you ain’t the only doctor.   

I’m pretty sure he was talking to dr.bender nye, the... uh... Noncompliance Guy.

Anyway:

Me: I’ll save me! (clamp my restraint tighter)

Bender: Bendin in the Wind

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Sorry Thunda. Yeah, I was bitching at dr.bn. You're like Hibbert and he's like...Rivera.   

Thanx Bergie. 

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Oh, so now I've made a bigger ass out of myself!  I'm sorry for overreacting, LiC.

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Sorry for the wait, I kinda forgot!

It's a tough descision but the winner is....

Prof. Wernstrum!

Toungue Luck was a close second though!

Your turn Prof!

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Eat it everyone whose quote was clearly better than mine! And that includes you Tongue Luck and Dr T!

Anyway, you finally get broadband meaning you can waste your time online with greatly increased efficiency.

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My wife: Good news, honey!  Several years ago, I tried to log on to AOL.  And it just went through.  Whee!
(several minutes later)
Me: Well, thanks to the internet, I'm now bored with sex.

(Bicyclops Built For Two)

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Me: In order to get busy at maximum efficiency, I need an internet connection with a 3 megabits per second connection
Friend: In dialup days, the internet was just used to download pornography...
Me: Actually, it still is.

Bender in "Love and Rocket"
Fry and the Professor"A Big Piece of Garbage"

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After consulting top voodoo quote game judges, I declare the winner to be... Zoidberg227!

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Hooray!  Now Zoidberg is popular!  *realizes there wasn't a whole lot of competition, and he had a 50% chance of winning* Aww...

You're walking in the park with your new girlfriend/boyfriend, looking at the stars, when suddenly, without warning, you're attacked by vicious Africanized killer fireflies. 

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Me: Aaargh!! Vicious Killer Fireflies! Possibly from Africa!!

Leela from AOI2 (modified)