I Can't Believe it's Another Quote Game!!! 2nd try!!!

[#520 :]

Holy crap.  I was the last one to post a situation?

It's a close one, but I have to go with the JBERGlar.

[#521 :]

Soon after, you are under suspicion of being a witch/wizard due to futuristic clothes and devices.  You are approached by a nervous but angry group of the religious.  You say/do…

[#522 :]

Astonished peasant: He's a witch!
Me: I am not a witch.  I'm a sophisticated metro Detroiter.  Whoop his butt!
Confused peasant: Who are you talking to, sir?
-Bender from "Parasites Lost"
-Leela from "The Honking" (edited)
-Kif from LLLiS

[#523 :]

bender form 'bendless love'?

[#524 :]

I'm pretty sure he says that in Parasites.

[#525 :]

Well.. Thunda may go if he pleases...

Remember when this game was popular?

[#526 :]

I do.  It was a time when people didn't just win by default, and every situation was responded to at least once with Bender's "perfectly reasonable explanation" line from AFoD.

I can't think of a good situation right now, my mind is too tired from dropping massive hints in "Before and After."  Someone else can go.

[#527 :]

I'll steal this turn:

One night, while you are lying drunk in a gutter, the Flying Spaghetti Monster appears before you and tells you that the world will end at 3:42pm next Tuesday and that only His followers will be saved. How do you spread the word?

[#528 :]

Me: Yeah?  Well I don't believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsters.  Come on, everybody, if you don't believe in him, he can't hurt you. (FSM whacks me with forty wet noodles) Oh god, the penne!
-Bender from "X-Mas Story" (edited)

[#529 :]

Me: Hey! Do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? No! So beat it! Wait..That stench. That heavenly stench!

Flying Spaghetti Monster: I'm boned....

(I eat the FSM)

Me: That's the saltiest thing I've ever tasted...Well, I have nothing else planned for the day. Beer!

-Fishful of dollars, Zoidberg
-Hell is other robots, Bender
-Obsoletely fabulous, Bender
-SP3K, Bender

P.S. I'm rusty dammit. Haven't watched Futurama something like four months?... I lent it to a friend XP

[#530 :]

Wow, two responses within the original 24 hour limit. By current standards I think that qualifies as a landslide.

In accordance with the law, DrThunder wins.

[#531 :]

huh fun game... win by default even better? perchance i participate...

oh and i'm a starship captain after a year of posting

[#532 :]

So I'm the one that's holding up the works here?  Figures.

You're inside performing some innocuous task when, without warning, your home bursts into flames around you.

[#533 :]

Me: Did it just get warmer?!

Umbrial from "The Deep South".

[#534 :]

I haven't played this in months... Doc, there still a limit on how many you can use?

Me: Firefighters, save me! And yourself, I guess! And my banjo! And my fries!

My parents watch me and my house burst into flames from across the street.
Mum: Well, at least it'll help reduce the population.
Dad: Yeah... life is hilariously cruel.

[#535 :]

Was there ever a limit?  I must not have been paying attention.

[#536 :]

Nien! No limet what so ever.

I'm gonna try and find a quote I used in this game some time ago. I t was a good line.

[#537 :]

me: i'll gonna die the i lived.
(sits back and plops open an issue of zero-g juggs.


Parasites Lost-Scruffy.

[#538 :]

DD8 wins this round.

[#539 :]

Thanks Dr T. 

You in bed with your lover and are about to get intemete when to your surprise, you discover your not up to the challange.

[#540 :]

Must...resist...more obvious...Scary Door reference...
Me: Crawling in bed with a beautiful woman?  I must be in Heaven. (Noticing the lack of function) Crawling into bed with a beautiful woman when I'm flaccid?  That's boring.  I must really be IN HELL!
Director: No, Dr T.  You're not in Heaven or Hell.  You're in a porno.
Me: (Noticing someone turning up the air conditioning) There's an intern turning up the air.  You've got to believe me!
Director: Why should I believe you?  You're Hitler. (Director holds up a mirror, revealing I have inexplicably transformed into Hitler)
Me: Jenna Jameson, you've got to help me! (Jenna Jameson takes off mask revealing she's Ron Jeremy) Aaaaagh!
-Clive Smith and the guy from IDaR (edited)

[#541 :]

 ^ 

I can't beat that

[#542 :]

 

Originally posted by The Pizzazz:
 ^   

I can't beat that

Try DAMN IT!   

You never know if you don't try. I'll leavr this open for another day or so, might get another qoute.

[#543 :]

Screw it.

Dr T, your go.

[#544 :]

Fuck, why am I always the last one to read this thread?

Without warning, you find yourself lost in the middle of a dark, scary forest.

[#545 :]

well, its definitely scary door. umm... can't remember which ep.

[#546 :]

What the hell are you talking about?

[#547 :]

since it's been about five years since the last post, i guess it's time for a new quote



Bender: "Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious".

[#548 :]

I don't think that's how this thread is supposed to work.

I think we're supposed to continue the proposed scenario with quotes from the show. For example…

   Without warning, you find yourself lost in the middle of a dark, scary forest.

You: Who's that? A wolf? Or some kind of buggin? Oh, God, I wish I was safe inside a tent.
Disembodied Voice: Ooh! I'm a scary Femputer.
You: [melodramatically falling to your knees] Nooo!
Disembodied Voice: You know, you talk like that, it's gonna cost you points at a job interview.
…

(and so on)

- Spanish Fry
- Amazon Women in the Mood
- Bend Her
- Bender's Game