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Frisco17

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« #520 : 03-28-2008 19:54 »
« : 03-28-2008 19:54 »

 
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Originally posted by JBERGES:
DrT gets negative 1 million points for getting that song stuck in my head... arrgggg.

Hey, that's my thing!!  :mad:

 
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Originally posted by JBERGES:
I'll give it to Xanfor.

That one was good I'll give him that. 
Xanfor

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« #521 : 03-28-2008 20:42 »

La Belle Leela

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« #522 : 03-28-2008 20:49 »

Bender: Leela, we hate to see you leave, but we luuuuv to watch you go!  :D
Frisco17

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« #523 : 03-28-2008 21:37 »

Leela: "That's weird. Why's this backpack laying out in the middle of the park."

Fry: "What's in it?

Bender: "If it has cash inside then I lost it a last week!"

Leela: "Well there's a note with jibberish on it, a clock and..."

BOOM!

50s Announcer: "Report all unattended bags to the proper authorities or this could be you"
LayZ341

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« #524 : 03-29-2008 00:28 »

Bender: Oh, I get it Fry. By stealing her so called "back massager" your chances have to increase.
futz
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« #525 : 03-29-2008 06:19 »

Fry: Leela it's been over a month. He's starting to smell.

Bender: She's still posing him smiling and waving and all that?

Fry: Yeah, I don't think her mind ever accepted that Nibbler was run over by that taxi full of clowns.
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« #526 : 03-29-2008 09:38 »
« : 03-29-2008 09:38 »

Leela: The tag says it belongs to someone named D.B. Cooper.  Nothing in it but some old money.
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« #527 : 03-29-2008 10:45 »
« : 03-29-2008 10:45 »

Fry: Leela, Bender and I are tired of playing Dora The Explorer with you...
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« #528 : 03-29-2008 18:44 »

Bender: I don't think finding your dignity's going to be as easy as looking through a backpack.  After all, you did sleep with Fry.

Fry: Twice!

Leela: ...
Frisco17

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« #529 : 03-29-2008 19:32 »

Nice one Futz!  :laff:
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« #530 : 03-29-2008 19:33 »

Bender: So, did the ol' "backpack drop" gag work?

Fry: Not really. The view's not as good with her down on her knee like that.
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« #531 : 03-30-2008 01:40 »

Leela: Hmm...the parachute's still in here.  You guys might want to watch where you step.
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« #532 : 03-30-2008 03:53 »

Fry: Is she...?

Bender: Yep. Five dollar handjobs for backpack people from the Luggage Nebula.

Fry: How the mighty have fallen...
JBERGES

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« #533 : 03-31-2008 14:15 »
« : 03-31-2008 14:15 »

 
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Originally posted by Tornadoboy:
Fry: Leela, Bender and I are tired of playing Dora The Explorer with you...
Ha. Bender would make an excellent Swiper.

Anyway.

Bender:  Stop wasting your time messing with that big ugly sack of crap, Leela.

Fry: Hey!     ...don't talk about my bag like that!
Frisco17

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« #534 : 03-31-2008 15:26 »

 
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Originally posted by JBERGES:
Ha. Bender would make an excellent Swiper.

Except instead of running away when he gets caught he'd hit you with a tire iron, grab your backpack and 'cheese it'.
Tornadoboy

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« #535 : 03-31-2008 17:04 »
« : 03-31-2008 17:04 »

 
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Originally posted by JBERGES:
Ha. Bender would make an excellent Swiper.

You think?    ;)

 
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Originally posted by Frisco17:
 Except instead of running away when he gets caught he'd hit you with a tire iron, grab your backpack and 'cheese it'.

Touche.   :laff:
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« #536 : 03-31-2008 19:07 »

Bobbot wins for the historical reference. I don't believe we've had too many of those in here before...  :)
x.Bianca.x

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« #537 : 04-02-2008 01:00 »

Leela: I swear I put my wallet in here before we left.

Bender: heheheheheehe
futz
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« #538 : 04-02-2008 07:30 »

24 hours long gone.

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« #539 : 04-02-2008 08:25 »

Amy: "Hey! Who smeared my entire laptop with pink cake icing?!"
KurtPikachu2001

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« #540 : 04-02-2008 10:05 »

Amy:  What?!  I'm trying to see if Kiff emailed me, and instead Zapp emailed Leela?   
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« #541 : 04-02-2008 10:53 »
« : 04-02-2008 10:53 »

Bender and Fry: Move your ass Amy, we can't see the TV.
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« #542 : 04-02-2008 11:03 »

Amy: Yeah right, like I would say that.  These PEELers know nothing.
JBERGES

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« #543 : 04-02-2008 11:05 »
« : 04-02-2008 11:05 »

Edible Laptops... of the Future!

Amy: (chomp)
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« #544 : 04-02-2008 13:10 »
« : 04-02-2008 13:10 »

Amy: 'Downgrade to Vista' he said.  'It's the simplest and most efficient operating system ever built.' he said...
soylentOrange

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« #545 : 04-02-2008 13:36 »

take that Vista!
Sine Wave

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« #546 : 04-02-2008 13:50 »
« : 04-02-2008 13:50 »

Never gonna give you up...
dr.bender nye

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« #547 : 04-02-2008 14:41 »

Porno just ain't what it used to be.
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« #548 : 04-02-2008 17:56 »
« : 04-02-2008 17:56 »

Amy: What?! My Kiffy is having a secret romance with Leela!

Leela (off Screen): I swear he forced me into it!


  ;)
Kryten

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« #549 : 04-02-2008 18:37 »

Amy:, Oh, frap! I asked for a CHOCOLATE laptop! I'm totally sending Hostess-Packard an angry letter!
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« #550 : 04-02-2008 18:53 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
Amy:, Oh, frap! I asked for a CHOCOLATE laptop! I'm totally sending Hostess-Packard an angry letter!

You sure it wasn't a Snackintosh?

Heh heh.
Frisco17

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« #551 : 04-02-2008 20:14 »

Amy's secret life, WOW 247

Amy: "Leeroy Jenkins!!!"
coldangel

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« #552 : 04-02-2008 20:41 »

"They superimposed my head on Leela's body?! What's wrong with my body?!"
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« #553 : 04-02-2008 20:45 »

Amy: I knew I shouldn't have installed Leopard.  It turned my computer into a total furry.
La Belle Leela

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« #554 : 04-02-2008 23:51 »

Amy:AUGHHH! Bender!, quit hotlinking that 2g1c video to me!
x.Bianca.x

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« #555 : 04-03-2008 04:41 »

Amy: Hey why is this spam screen playing in slow motion. Agh! Damn those sick writers on Futurama with their sick minds!

(If you have a sick mind, youll wanna chek this out)
futz
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« #556 : 04-04-2008 08:15 »

soylentOrange wins this one, Kryten runner up. I'm going have to check if HP's are available in maple flavor (mmm... tastey!).
Tornadoboy

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« #557 : 04-04-2008 08:45 »

 
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Originally posted by futz:
soylentOrange wins this one, Kryten runner up. I'm going have to check if HP's are available in maple flavor (mmm... tastey!).

Wasn't his entry a response to my entry (which was just above his post)? I demand a recount!   :p
soylentOrange

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« #558 : 04-04-2008 08:54 »
« : 04-04-2008 08:54 »

*post removed due to stupidity of poster*
JBERGES

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« #559 : 04-04-2008 09:26 »

I'm confused.

 
Quote
Originally posted by soylentOrange:
Amy: "Hey! Who smeared my entire laptop with pink cake icing?!"

This was your entry, SO, was it not?

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