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Frisco17

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« #440 : 03-09-2008 21:19 »
« : 03-09-2008 21:19 »

SO wins!

Stange as it is, I could actually see that happening. Except for the president part. BAM!

TOTPD
trickster381

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« #441 : 03-10-2008 13:55 »

DAMN YOU SO AND YOUR GOOD HUMOR!!! Oh well, I guess I'll keep trying agian and agian and agian.. and agian and agian.... and agian......... and agian until I win one  :)

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« #442 : 03-10-2008 16:35 »
« : 03-10-2008 16:35 »

warning: flagrantly conservative political views follow!
Obama? President?  That would be... terrifying.  "Hi, I'm Obama.  I believe in change.  I'm not going to be too clear on what that means, exactly, but hey, vote for me.  Also, you can trust me because I haven't been around long enough to do anything terribly wrong."  Yeah, that's exactly who I want leading my country.     :rolleyes:

 
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DAMN YOU SO AND YOUR GOOD HUMOR!!!
hahaha, only here, amongst my fellow nerds, could I ever be accused of having a sense of humor.

{sorry about the image quality)
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« #443 : 03-10-2008 17:44 »
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LaBarbara: "Husband, NO!"

Leela: "Well the door crushed Hermes so I guess we go down with the ship."

Amy: [Crying] "But I'm to fabulous to die!"

Professor: "Quiet you big baby! I stare death in the face everyday and I've learned to make the most of the time you've got."

Leela: "So what do we do then?"

Fry: "ORGY!!"


 
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warning: flagrantly conservative political views follow!

Nixon: "Good man."
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« #444 : 03-10-2008 18:01 »

Fry: "Hurray!  I win the cloning contest!"

Professor: "Ah, yes; more transplantable parts for me..."
futz
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« #445 : 03-10-2008 21:17 »

Bender: Can't a guy get any privacy around here?!? (Slams shut bathroom door).
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« #446 : 03-11-2008 09:13 »

Amy and Labarbara make the rookie mistake of standing within Fry's underarm blast-zone
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« #447 : 03-11-2008 09:30 »

Professor: Good news! As you all know, every year the Box Network gives a two week romantic getaway to their best employee couple, and this year the winners are Fry and Leela!

Fry: Yahoo!

Leela: Yeah!- wait a minute...

Labarbara: Curse you Leela, and your MC Escher ponytail!
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« #448 : 03-11-2008 10:01 »

Amy:  Spwow!  This race against Bender is Hermes is awesome!

Leela:  Go, Bender!  You can make it! 

Labarbra:  Husband!  No!

Prof. Farnsworth:  Oh, poppycock!  I don't care who wins!

Leela:  Look, Bender's about to past the finish line.....

Amy:  Hermes is out of breath.

Fry:  And the winner is.........Bender!  Hooray!  Hooray for Bender! 

LaBarbra:  Oh, husband!  Why did you have to lose? 
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« #449 : 03-11-2008 10:45 »

Fry: "Touchdown!!!"
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« #450 : 03-11-2008 13:12 »

LaBarbara:  What the...?!

Amy: Sorry, just misplaced my purse...
dr.bender nye

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« #451 : 03-11-2008 13:30 »

Of course, what they didn't know was that Bender and Zoidberg were placing small dog turds on their beds just because.
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« #452 : 03-11-2008 15:16 »

All: Chug, chug, chug!
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« #453 : 03-11-2008 18:54 »

Fry:Whooo!!!!

LaBarbara: I'm not sure thats healthy

Amy: do you think he's ok??

Prof.: Oh its fine

Hermes: hey this is fun why don't we ever do this LaBarbara
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« #454 : 03-11-2008 19:14 »

Leela: Yes! The chicken crossed the road!

Fry: To get to the other side!

Farnsworth: No, you idiots! The chicken crossed the road because there were too many moles of chicken on the reactants side of the road equilibrium!
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« #455 : 03-11-2008 19:52 »

Chicken chemistry that's something you don't see to often. Bravo Xanfor.
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« #456 : 03-12-2008 17:19 »

instant uber-win for Xanfor!
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« #457 : 03-13-2008 07:41 »

It's the grabs that don't suggest a subject which have the most potential...  ;)

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« #458 : 03-13-2008 08:24 »

Bender: ...but you guys remove my head all the time.
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« #459 : 03-13-2008 09:03 »

Bender: I don't have any idea who took your money, really I don't.  Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some shopping to do...
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« #460 : 03-13-2008 10:55 »
« : 03-13-2008 10:55 »

The professor bows out of the six way staring contest after noting that both Bender and Leela are incapable of blinking
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« #461 : 03-13-2008 14:52 »

Leela:  Okay, which one of you drink my power shakes?

Bender:  I don't drink that crap!  I only drink beer!

Hermes:  Why are you looking at me for?  How can I drink in my condition?

Fry:  I think the Professor might have drank it, Leela.

Farnsworth:  Sorry, Leela.  I just didn't know.  I thought it was a laxative! 

Leela:  I was going to give one to Lars on my next date with him! 
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« #462 : 03-13-2008 19:34 »

Morbo: (On TV) "We interupt you pathetic human progaming for a special bulletin. Moment's ago we recieved this shocking report....the Lincoln Squirrel has been assassinated!"

Professor "(Sniff) He was so young."

Leela: "Bender?"

Bender: "What?"
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« #463 : 03-14-2008 02:53 »

Bender: "Well, how was I supposed to know that Fem-bot was gonna rob the little bas- I mean Cubert?
trickster381

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« #464 : 03-14-2008 04:20 »

Leela- Bender, what have I said about decapitation

Farnsworth- It's all my fault. I should have never let you borrow my lawnmower.

Bender- No you shouldn't of.

Fry- Bender, wheres the rest of Hermes body?

Bender- It's being used as fertilizer(sp?) in the lawn
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« #465 : 03-14-2008 07:27 »
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Bender: What? You said take care of the Professor, and he needed the toilet!

Leela: Giving him Hermes' jar was not handling it!

Professor: I feel so violated...

Hermes: I'm da one swimmin' in your filt'! (filth)
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« #466 : 03-14-2008 10:51 »

Bender: I told you we could open up the floor plan of this room if we switched to a 1.85:1 aspect raito.

 
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It's the grabs that don't suggest a subject which have the most potential...   ;)

Wait a minute...that's my axiom!
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« #467 : 03-14-2008 12:10 »

Bender: "What are you gettin' all mad at me for?  You're the one that said Hermes was too uptight.  I was just trying to soften him up."

Leela: "You attacked his body with a meat tenderizer!"
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« #468 : 03-14-2008 12:10 »

Bender:What's that, Nudar? Squeeze Leela's breasts? Why would I do a thing like--no, stop! Don't make me make my hands do it!
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« #469 : 03-16-2008 15:40 »

Bender: Don't look at me like that. Hermes lost, its not my fault he chose heads.
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« #470 : 03-16-2008 16:59 »
« : 03-16-2008 16:59 »

Bender: ...so I said, "Of course I've got collateral."  I didn't think they'd actually take the ship if I didn't pay them back...
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« #471 : 03-16-2008 23:10 »

DrT for making a joke that I actually expected them to make in BBS. Something along the lines of "Is it just me or is this room wider than before?"

And also for my sixty-seventh postulate being his axiom.
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« #472 : 03-17-2008 09:03 »

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« #473 : 03-17-2008 09:40 »

Fry: Hermes, I shrunk the Bender.
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« #474 : 03-17-2008 10:16 »

Fry: I find this Bender Action Figure disappointing. It just sounds like a fat guy and the only thing it does is find my wallet, steal my money, and I need to buy the Fem-bot to let him have some good times.
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« #475 : 03-17-2008 10:34 »

Bender: Why is Fry all catatonic?  Did he finally drink too much anti-freeze?

Hermes:  No, mon.  He saw a web comic on the internet last night with Leela and Amy getting it on like two hermit crabs in a coconut and's been stuck like 'dat every since.
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« #476 : 03-17-2008 11:14 »

Fry:  Hey, Bender!  Did you just see that explosion?  It was awesome!

Bender:  Yeah, I saw it!

Fry:  What did you think?

Bender:  I caused it!  That comet had it coming!

Hermes:  Why does that not surprise me?! 

Fry: (laughing)  Good old Bender! 

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« #477 : 03-17-2008 11:42 »

Made you look
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« #478 : 03-17-2008 12:42 »

Fry: Bender why are your edges getting all blurry? Did you have too much to drink?
Bender: My edges are not getting blurry. I'm just starting to become on with the universe. That's what happens when you become as old as I am.


Wow that sucks. Oh well.
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« #479 : 03-17-2008 16:55 »

Bender: "Fry?! What the hell happened to you?"

Fry: "I asked the gypsy to make me big.  I guess she thought I meant all of me."
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