Come on, Bender, jack a grab.

[Reply #440 on:]

SO wins!

Stange as it is, I could actually see that happening. Except for the president part. BAM!

TOTPD

[Reply #441 on:]

DAMN YOU SO AND YOUR GOOD HUMOR!!! Oh well, I guess I'll keep trying agian and agian and agian.. and agian and agian.... and agian......... and agian until I win one 

[Reply #442 on:]

warning: flagrantly conservative political views follow!
Obama? President?  That would be... terrifying.  "Hi, I'm Obama.  I believe in change.  I'm not going to be too clear on what that means, exactly, but hey, vote for me.  Also, you can trust me because I haven't been around long enough to do anything terribly wrong."  Yeah, that's exactly who I want leading my country.     

 

DAMN YOU SO AND YOUR GOOD HUMOR!!!

hahaha, only here, amongst my fellow nerds, could I ever be accused of having a sense of humor.

{sorry about the image quality)

[Reply #443 on:]

LaBarbara: "Husband, NO!"

Leela: "Well the door crushed Hermes so I guess we go down with the ship."

Amy: [Crying] "But I'm to fabulous to die!"

Professor: "Quiet you big baby! I stare death in the face everyday and I've learned to make the most of the time you've got."

Leela: "So what do we do then?"

Fry: "ORGY!!"


 

Originally posted by soylentOrange:
warning: flagrantly conservative political views follow!

Nixon: "Good man."

[Reply #444 on:]

Fry: "Hurray!  I win the cloning contest!"

Professor: "Ah, yes; more transplantable parts for me..."

[Reply #445 on:]

Bender: Can't a guy get any privacy around here?!? (Slams shut bathroom door).

[Reply #446 on:]

Amy and Labarbara make the rookie mistake of standing within Fry's underarm blast-zone

[Reply #447 on:]

Professor: Good news! As you all know, every year the Box Network gives a two week romantic getaway to their best employee couple, and this year the winners are Fry and Leela!

Fry: Yahoo!

Leela: Yeah!- wait a minute...

Labarbara: Curse you Leela, and your MC Escher ponytail!

[Reply #448 on:]

Amy:  Spwow!  This race against Bender is Hermes is awesome!

Leela:  Go, Bender!  You can make it! 

Labarbra:  Husband!  No!

Prof. Farnsworth:  Oh, poppycock!  I don't care who wins!

Leela:  Look, Bender's about to past the finish line.....

Amy:  Hermes is out of breath.

Fry:  And the winner is.........Bender!  Hooray!  Hooray for Bender! 

LaBarbra:  Oh, husband!  Why did you have to lose? 

[Reply #449 on:]

Fry: "Touchdown!!!"

[Reply #450 on:]

LaBarbara:  What the...?!

Amy: Sorry, just misplaced my purse...

[Reply #451 on:]

Of course, what they didn't know was that Bender and Zoidberg were placing small dog turds on their beds just because.

[Reply #452 on:]

All: Chug, chug, chug!

[Reply #453 on:]

Fry:Whooo!!!!

LaBarbara: I'm not sure thats healthy

Amy: do you think he's ok??

Prof.: Oh its fine

Hermes: hey this is fun why don't we ever do this LaBarbara

[Reply #454 on:]

Leela: Yes! The chicken crossed the road!

Fry: To get to the other side!

Farnsworth: No, you idiots! The chicken crossed the road because there were too many moles of chicken on the reactants side of the road equilibrium!

[Reply #455 on:]

Chicken chemistry that's something you don't see to often. Bravo Xanfor.

[Reply #456 on:]

instant uber-win for Xanfor!

[Reply #457 on:]

It's the grabs that don't suggest a subject which have the most potential... 

[Reply #458 on:]

Bender: ...but you guys remove my head all the time.

[Reply #459 on:]

Bender: I don't have any idea who took your money, really I don't.  Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some shopping to do...

[Reply #460 on:]

The professor bows out of the six way staring contest after noting that both Bender and Leela are incapable of blinking

[Reply #461 on:]

Leela:  Okay, which one of you drink my power shakes?

Bender:  I don't drink that crap!  I only drink beer!

Hermes:  Why are you looking at me for?  How can I drink in my condition?

Fry:  I think the Professor might have drank it, Leela.

Farnsworth:  Sorry, Leela.  I just didn't know.  I thought it was a laxative! 

Leela:  I was going to give one to Lars on my next date with him! 

[Reply #462 on:]

Morbo: (On TV) "We interupt you pathetic human progaming for a special bulletin. Moment's ago we recieved this shocking report....the Lincoln Squirrel has been assassinated!"

Professor "(Sniff) He was so young."

Leela: "Bender?"

Bender: "What?"

[Reply #463 on:]

Bender: "Well, how was I supposed to know that Fem-bot was gonna rob the little bas- I mean Cubert?

[Reply #464 on:]

Leela- Bender, what have I said about decapitation

Farnsworth- It's all my fault. I should have never let you borrow my lawnmower.

Bender- No you shouldn't of.

Fry- Bender, wheres the rest of Hermes body?

Bender- It's being used as fertilizer(sp?) in the lawn

[Reply #465 on:]

Bender: What? You said take care of the Professor, and he needed the toilet!

Leela: Giving him Hermes' jar was not handling it!

Professor: I feel so violated...

Hermes: I'm da one swimmin' in your filt'! (filth)

[Reply #466 on:]

Bender: I told you we could open up the floor plan of this room if we switched to a 1.85:1 aspect raito.

 

Originally posted by Xanfor:
It's the grabs that don't suggest a subject which have the most potential...   

Wait a minute...that's my axiom!

[Reply #467 on:]

Bender: "What are you gettin' all mad at me for?  You're the one that said Hermes was too uptight.  I was just trying to soften him up."

Leela: "You attacked his body with a meat tenderizer!"

[Reply #468 on:]

Bender:What's that, Nudar? Squeeze Leela's breasts? Why would I do a thing like--no, stop! Don't make me make my hands do it!

[Reply #469 on:]

Bender: Don't look at me like that. Hermes lost, its not my fault he chose heads.

[Reply #470 on:]

Bender: ...so I said, "Of course I've got collateral."  I didn't think they'd actually take the ship if I didn't pay them back...

[Reply #471 on:]

DrT for making a joke that I actually expected them to make in BBS. Something along the lines of "Is it just me or is this room wider than before?"

And also for my sixty-seventh postulate being his axiom.

[Reply #472 on:]

[Reply #473 on:]

Fry: Hermes, I shrunk the Bender.

[Reply #474 on:]

Fry: I find this Bender Action Figure disappointing. It just sounds like a fat guy and the only thing it does is find my wallet, steal my money, and I need to buy the Fem-bot to let him have some good times.

[Reply #475 on:]

Bender: Why is Fry all catatonic?  Did he finally drink too much anti-freeze?

Hermes:  No, mon.  He saw a web comic on the internet last night with Leela and Amy getting it on like two hermit crabs in a coconut and's been stuck like 'dat every since.

[Reply #476 on:]

Fry:  Hey, Bender!  Did you just see that explosion?  It was awesome!

Bender:  Yeah, I saw it!

Fry:  What did you think?

Bender:  I caused it!  That comet had it coming!

Hermes:  Why does that not surprise me?! 

Fry: (laughing)  Good old Bender! 

[Reply #477 on:]

Made you look

[Reply #478 on:]

Fry: Bender why are your edges getting all blurry? Did you have too much to drink?
Bender: My edges are not getting blurry. I'm just starting to become on with the universe. That's what happens when you become as old as I am.


Wow that sucks. Oh well.

[Reply #479 on:]

Bender: "Fry?! What the hell happened to you?"

Fry: "I asked the gypsy to make me big.  I guess she thought I meant all of me."