Come on, Bender, jack a grab.

[Reply #600 on:]

 

Originally posted by futz:

Leela: "Hey Nixon, my head's up here."

Nixon: "I've made my choice."

[Reply #601 on:]

Nixon: I give up.  Where are you hiding it?

[Reply #602 on:]

Bender: Hey, if you want to ogle her body you can go to my website and do it on your own time! Now can we get down to business?

[Reply #603 on:]

Nixon: The greatest honor history can bestow is the title of boob-inspector.

[Reply #604 on:]

Nixon: Yes, those are lovely, but they don't answer my question.

?is Nixon the boob you are referring to?

[Reply #605 on:]

 

Originally posted by coldangel_1:
Nixon: The greatest honor history can bestow is the title of boob-inspector.

That should win, for the historical aspect alone.
 

[Reply #606 on:]

 

Originally posted by Torgo:
 That should win, for the historical aspect alone.
   

I agree.  Especially if you imagine him saying it looking off into the distance as the Earthican flag waves behind him...

[Reply #607 on:]

Since the usual gang and a host of noobs have posted I pick

Winner: Bender'sRevenge

Runner-up: Tornadoboy (Just "Aroo!" alone might have won it.)

[Reply #608 on:]

Runner-up! Whoo!

In your face, Bender'sRevenge! I came in second place, and two is a bigger number than one! I'm the greatest!

[Reply #609 on:]

Ah but you're forgeting something Tornadoboy, there's no such thing as two.

[Reply #610 on:]

*cries like Zoidberg*

Epic fail. 

[Reply #611 on:]

[Reply #612 on:]

Bender'sRevenge is the winner not you x.Bianca.x. Please give the winner 24 to post a grab, then the runner up.

[Reply #613 on:]

I'd let it stand since bianca lost a turn a round or two ago, but I think that one was just posted.  So:

[Reply #614 on:]

Fry: Leela, this is serious! How would you like to have some guy inside you!?  .....well, come to think of it, maybe you would... (CRUNCH)  OW! My nose!

[Reply #615 on:]

Leela: Oh well, it looks like its not coming up. Amy, see if you can get it to come out the other end.

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Originally posted by Frisco17:
Ah but you're forgeting something Tornadoboy, there's no such thing as two.

Except in Bender's nightmares?

[Reply #616 on:]

Leela: Hmmm...nice shape, nice feel...would probably fetch a good amount at the Galactic Bazaar...

[Reply #617 on:]

Fry: What did I do?  All I said was that "Retaining water isn't as bad as women say it is".

[Reply #618 on:]

FRY: [nasal] Hey, I know I sound a little like Larry from the Three Stooges, but this is taking it a bit too far...!

LEELA: C'mere, porcupine...

AMY: He's a victim of soi-com-stance!

ZOIDBERG: [off-screen] A whoop-whoop-whoop...!

[Reply #619 on:]

Leela: Hold still Fry!  There's a bug on your nose! 

Fry:  Ouch!  That hurts!  Knock it off!  Oh, I'm bleeding!  (runs away crying).

Amy:  Yeesh!  Can't take a nose pinch?  Leela did you a favor!  That bug was going to bite you!

[Reply #620 on:]

Fry: Okay, *hic* stop! I don't have the hiccups any*hic*more!

Leela: Nice try, Fry, but you're still getting a glass bottle enema. Amy, get his pants.

Amy: Can do!

Fry: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[Reply #621 on:]

Leela: "Hey Fry, come here a sec."

Fry: "Yeah what is, (Leela grabs his nose) OW!! What are you doing!?!"

Leela: "Amy finished her Coke and we need five more cents for the machine."

[Reply #622 on:]

Amy: I know Fry was going a little crazy after drinking all that Surge, but did you have to use the Vulcan Nose Pinch?
Leela: It was either this or the Vulcan Wet Willy.

[Reply #623 on:]

Amy: So when it looks like Fry's going to sneeze you want me to put the bottle where?

[Reply #624 on:]

Leela: Well this is what you get for wearing that ridiculous body paint.

[Reply #625 on:]

It seems like every time I'm up, I have to choose between Dr. T. and futz.  I'll have to use my new invention:  the Arbitrator!

Just have to set the parameters, load the nuclear fuel pellet, and...  futz has won arbitration (unless there's a rule against tagbacks  )!

[Reply #626 on:]

In honor of that special day for us Americans - April 15.

[Reply #627 on:]

LaBarbera: The results were wrong, I'm NOT pregnant!

[Reply #628 on:]

LEELA: Dammit, Hermes, that miracle cream wore off last night! You can't fly!

[Reply #629 on:]

Hermes: (angry muttering) Who's it gonna be?  Who's it gonna...  The lobster! (unzips pants)

[Reply #630 on:]

Prof:  Hermes!  Get out from under my Escher ledge you big dope!

[Reply #631 on:]

 

In honor of that special day for us Americans - April 15.

Labarbara: "Husband, no! Suicide only counts as a deductable if you sign the form first!"

[Reply #632 on:]

Bender: "C'mon, jump already! so I can hock your stuff!"

[Reply #633 on:]

Hermes: And that's how you leap from street level to a high balcony!

[Reply #634 on:]

Labarbera: Husband, no! It was me driving the yellow roadster, not Barbados! Now stop starin' at that green light across the block and get down from there!

[Reply #635 on:]

Hermes: Lookit me! I'm the tallest man in da world!!

Labarbara: Too bad you're not da longest man in the world.

[Reply #636 on:]

haha, nice one Coldy 

[Reply #637 on:]

LaBarbara: "What is Jah's name is goin' on here!?!"

Bender: "Hermes's been digging into his secret stash again."

LaBarbara: "Hermes, I told you to lay off that stuff!"

Hermes: "I AM DA LIZARD KING!!"

[Reply #638 on:]

LaBarbara: Husband! I just checked, and that man you made the bar bet with was really Superman!

Hermes: What is this, some kind of joke?

[Reply #639 on:]

LaBarbara:He always gets like this whenever he makes his jamacain brownies.