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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Hermes: "Now, da exhaust port is only two meters wide."
Fry: (Pointing at hologram) "That's impossible. Even for a computer"
Bender: "No it's not. I used to shoot donkeys with my M16 back in Tijuana and they're not much bigger than two meters."
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Fry: In... in there. You're a braver man than I Bender.
Bender: I can do it. Just give me a minute to collect my thoughts. If I don't come back - well, you know what to do ol' buddie.
Fry: Yeah. Hermes are you sure? Isn't there another way?
Hermes: No mon, we have to tell Leela that she has to cut her lunch hour short to make a delivery.
Fry: Look! She's starting on the whole chicken. Go for it!
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Sine Wave: Hermes: ...and finally making the rendezvous at Thermodyne IV, if you're still alive. Any questions before you get underway?
Fry: Uh, shouldn't we do something about the burning bat in the middle of the table?
Bender: Oh, that's just an adiabat. It can't transfer any heat, don't worry about it. Frisco, give the guy some points!
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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I concur. Sine Wave wins for unlawful Carnot knowledge.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Prof: Dangling a bacon double cheeseburger over an open pit is no way to get a man, Leela.
Fry: Worked for my Mom.
Bender: She already snagged 2 - no make that 3.
Leela: Shhhh, new target at 2 o'clock, he's got the scent, he's moving in...
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Professor: Fuff! I remember when we had to walk all the way to the local playground to see a public execution.
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LayZ341
Professor
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Professor: *sigh* Stupid alien wolves. They can blow all day but this is a brick house.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Leela A: I guess we won't be going back to the Spring Break Universe for a while.
Fry 1: Darn! We had the hotel fooled until the Amys hit the minibar.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Professor: I don't understand. "Ceiling Twister" is always a big hit at Spiderian trans-dimensional mixers.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Fry: Get out! In the Lincoln Bedroom!?! So Monica was just the tip of the iceberg?
Clinton's Head: Welllll...
Leela: Fry! You're in a public place!
Ford's Head: Eeeewww! Show some respect for the office son.
Hillary's Head (OC): He's no Obama.
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: "Wow, President Clinton! It's an honor to meet you sir."
Leela: "What are you talking about Fry? This idiot was the only president in history to actually shut the government down for weeks because he couldn't pass a budget!"
Clinton: "Ya see beautiful that isn't exactly true. The entire thing was a scam so I clear out all of congress and get busy on the Senate floor." (Looks Leela over) "In fact, I just might have to pull that one again."
Leela: "Ugh. I didn't think it was possible but this guy's managed to out-Zapp, Zapp.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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At this point, ribald jokes appear to be de rigeur.
Fry: No way! It's own glass case in the Smithsonian? How did they get it in there? Clinton: One, cut a hole in the box...
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LayZ341
Professor
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Fry: What can I do for you Mr. President? Clinton: Ask that disappointed looking lady over there if she would to like to "not" have sexual relations with me. Fry: Yes, Sir!
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: Forget it, Fry, he's lying. Fry: Really? How can you tell? Leela: His lips are moving.
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