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Xanfor

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« #400 : 02-23-2008 11:17 »
« : 02-23-2008 11:17 »



PE Ship: Ex-ter-mi-nate! Ex-ter-mi-nate! EX-TER-MI-NATE!
Bendersfan1221

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« #401 : 02-23-2008 11:37 »

Yes, Xanfor with the Doctor Who reference.
BenderīsRevenge

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« #402 : 02-23-2008 15:06 »
« : 02-23-2008 15:06 »

Professor: Don't move!  It can't see you if you don't move.  Its vision is based on movement...
Frisco17

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« #403 : 02-23-2008 20:13 »

Leela: "My god, the ship's computer is on the fritz again!"

Hermes/Amy: (Gasp)

Professor: "Zoidberg how the hell can you just sit there and read at a time like this?!"

(Zoidberg ignores him and continues reading "The Idiot's Guide To Surviving Laser Cannon Fire" )
DrThunder88

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« #404 : 02-24-2008 02:26 »

Leela: The ship!  It has a mind of its own!
Professor: Of course it does, you idiot.  I'm the one who programmed it.
Leela: But it's going absolutely insane and it wants to go on a killing spree.
Professor: Of course it does, you idiot.  I'm the one who programmed it.
bend_her

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« #405 : 02-24-2008 02:33 »

Bender (offscreen): Whooo!!! This is the best first-person shooter ever!
dr.bender nye

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« #406 : 02-25-2008 14:47 »

Professor: "Oh, trust me to make Planet Express Gun Merchandise!"
JBERGES

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« #407 : 02-25-2008 15:07 »

In the future, kitchen makeover shows are somewhat more fun to watch.
soylentOrange

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« #408 : 02-25-2008 16:10 »
« : 02-25-2008 23:00 »

PE Ship: "Tell me where Bender is hiding!  I'm serious! I've got a big weapon mounted on a bulge in my hull, and I'm not afraid to use it!"

Fry and Bender: (OS)  *snicker* 
futz
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« #409 : 02-26-2008 15:34 »

JBERGES wins this one. Runner up Sedna (Aaaaww).
km73

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« #410 : 03-06-2008 04:13 »

 
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Originally posted by JBERGES:
In the future, kitchen makeover shows are somewhat more fun to watch.

Well, I said it on unPEEL but now I can say it again here, that this reminded me of MST3K riffing. There.

JBERGES

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« #411 : 03-06-2008 11:43 »
« : 03-06-2008 11:43 »

Yay for PEEL being back!

km: thankya, I just couldn't get used to unPEEL, so I didn't hang around much...


Crappy image quality cause I'm at work so I just yoinked from CGEF...
LayZ341

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« #412 : 03-06-2008 12:54 »

Fry: Now who's got a light?
Xanfor

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« #413 : 03-06-2008 13:29 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by SquarePupils:

Bender: Next time I get lucky with a steamroller-bot, I'm going to be on top.
KurtPikachu2001

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« #414 : 03-06-2008 13:37 »

Leela:  C'mon, Bender!  Let's go now.  You've humiliated yourself enough!

Amy:  Spleesh!  Bender became roadkill!

Zoidberg:  Roadkill?  Awww!  You made me hungry!

Fry:  It's usually me who's on the ground all knocked out. 
futz
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« #415 : 03-06-2008 13:44 »

Amy: The Professor's demonstration of time and dimensions was good.

Dr. Z: Yes, the robot made a good stage prop when the Professor removed his depth dimension and not Leela's

Fry: Hey Bender, what ya lookin' at?

Bender: Oh my God! They're huge!
Sine Wave

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« #416 : 03-06-2008 14:12 »

Sadly, "Bot-by-the-Foot" was a commercial flop.
Frisco17

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« #417 : 03-06-2008 18:03 »

50s Style Narrator: "Yes, you too can have your own offical "Bender The Offender Sleeping Bag" for the low low price of only $9.95!"
Kryten

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« #418 : 03-06-2008 22:49 »

Nothing livens up a wrestling ring like a Bender Rug. Avaiilable at JC Penzoil, Nordstron,  and other fine retailers.
DrThunder88

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« #419 : 03-07-2008 04:20 »

Hey, no quoting previous winners, Xanfor!  Though I was tempted to go with my previous loser.

Fry: So, what's with Bender's new surface area-to-mass ratio?
Leela: He hit "I Feel Lucky" when trying to learn how to cook faster.
JBERGES

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« #420 : 03-07-2008 20:53 »
« : 03-07-2008 20:53 »

Woah, woah, woah.  I picked this picture 8 20 months ago?  What the hell?  What are the odds?  And how did you recognize that so quickly?  ...weird...

LayZ or Frisco...

Frisco.
Frisco17

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« #421 : 03-07-2008 21:10 »

Victory is mine HAHAHAHA!

Anyway here ya go.
soylentOrange

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« #422 : 03-07-2008 22:07 »

Fry: "Right, so next time, let's not have the company sleepover in the old presidential mausoleum under Planet Express."

Zombie Obama: "Chaaaaaange...."
LayZ341

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« #423 : 03-08-2008 01:27 »

Fry: Oh no! The X-mas trees are back for revenge.
DrThunder88

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« #424 : 03-08-2008 06:00 »

Leela: You guys better not be ogling my axe.
coldangel

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« #425 : 03-08-2008 08:04 »
« : 03-08-2008 23:00 by coldangel_1 »

Leela: Oh lord, they've found us!

Fry: Futurama fans! From the Internet!

Zoidberg: And they have posters and DVD boxes to autograph! WoopWoopWoopWoopWoop!!

Cubert: They should never have brought back PEEL! Let's get outta here!
trickster381

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« #426 : 03-08-2008 09:36 »
« : 03-08-2008 09:36 »

dang you coldangel. Mine was gonna be about PEELers. Oh well.

Fry- Its...Its...Its PEELers!

Bendersfan1221- BENDER, BENDER, can I get your autograph.

Bender-Sure baby, who do you want me to make it out to?

Bendersfan1221- just Bendersfan1221.

Bender- Got it. To Bender, Love Bender. No go away.

Bendersfan1221- But what about my...

Bender- I said LEAVE!

Amy- Hey guys Kryten and I are going to his car for coffee sooooo we will be back later.

Leela- So Frida Waterfall, I hear you think i'm a horrible whore. Well who's the one with the axe.

Frida- Bring it Bitch!
futz
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« #427 : 03-08-2008 09:44 »

Leela: Look out Professor!

All: Eeeeew!

Bender: Who thought a Zamboni machine could do all that to one human body.

Cubert: (Thinking) How can she run around in just a tank top in this weather?
La Belle Leela

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« #428 : 03-08-2008 10:09 »
« : 03-08-2008 10:09 by Torgo »

 
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Cubert: (Thinking) How can she run around in just a tank top in this weather?
She's hot-blooded like me. I shoveled snow in a t-shirt n' shorts a few years ago.

   :D    :love:
BenderīsRevenge

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« #429 : 03-08-2008 10:28 »

Fry:  What could make you guys gasp that would possibly be more hideous than what Cubert and Barbados were doing...?  (looks)  Great Donkey Kong's Ghost!
Frisco17

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« #430 : 03-08-2008 19:17 »

SO and trickster, both great. I'm gonna wait until tomorrow to pick a winner. Maybe get a few more.
Xanfor

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« #431 : 03-08-2008 20:14 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by soylentOrange:

Zombie Obama: "Chaaaaaange...."

Zombie Obama should become a recurring Futurama character. He really should.

Chaaaaaaange...
seattlejohn01

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« #432 : 03-08-2008 20:34 »
« : 03-08-2008 23:00 »

Fry: ZOMBIES!  ZOMMMBIIIEEES!!!!

Zoidberg: Save me!  They've come to eat me, why not...

Bender: EEEEECK!  Let's hide under these blankets & pretend we're clocks.  "Tic, Toc, Tic, Toc..."

Leela: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.  There's only one way to deal with zombies; time to give them splitting headaches...
SonicPanther

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« #433 : 03-08-2008 20:53 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Xanfor:
 Zombie Obama should become a recurring Futurama character. He really should.

Chaaaaaaange...

One may have trouble recognizing him as a zombie politician instead of a homeless person, though.
Frisco17

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« #434 : 03-08-2008 21:15 »

Very true SP. Though personally I'd rather see Zombie Nader. Also known as the patron saint of futility.
soylentOrange

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« #435 : 03-08-2008 21:43 »

 
Quote
Very true SP. Though personally I'd rather see Zombie Nader. Also known as the patron saint of futility.

hey, don't diss my main man Ralph Nader.  It takes mad skill to be that irrelevant that many times in a row!
La Belle Leela

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« #436 : 03-08-2008 22:56 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Frisco17:
Victory is mine HAHAHAHA!

Anyway here ya go.
"When Leela says "Trees Down" SHE MEANS IT!!!"

  :D
dr.bender nye

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« #437 : 03-09-2008 02:41 »

It may not seem like it, but Fry is the most surprised that he found out that his wife was a axe wilding homo-sidle maniac. Yes, yes, just like Mike Myers in that movie.
Oh, am I too late? 'Cause crap, if I am.
seattlejohn01

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« #438 : 03-09-2008 04:21 »
« : 03-09-2008 04:21 »

Dammit; bad post...

Tornadoboy

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« #439 : 03-09-2008 17:59 »

*offscreen, an equally numbered gang points their weapons - pistols, rocket launchers, flamethrowers -  at the PE crew*

Leela: Eeeeeh...

Fry: You've heard the expression about bringing a knife to a gun fight, what made you think an axe is any better?
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