Come on, Bender, jack a grab.

[Reply #400 on:]

PE Ship: Ex-ter-mi-nate! Ex-ter-mi-nate! EX-TER-MI-NATE!

[Reply #401 on:]

Yes, Xanfor with the Doctor Who reference.

[Reply #402 on:]

Professor: Don't move!  It can't see you if you don't move.  Its vision is based on movement...

[Reply #403 on:]

Leela: "My god, the ship's computer is on the fritz again!"

Hermes/Amy: (Gasp)

Professor: "Zoidberg how the hell can you just sit there and read at a time like this?!"

(Zoidberg ignores him and continues reading "The Idiot's Guide To Surviving Laser Cannon Fire" )

[Reply #404 on:]

Leela: The ship!  It has a mind of its own!
Professor: Of course it does, you idiot.  I'm the one who programmed it.
Leela: But it's going absolutely insane and it wants to go on a killing spree.
Professor: Of course it does, you idiot.  I'm the one who programmed it.

[Reply #405 on:]

Bender (offscreen): Whooo!!! This is the best first-person shooter ever!

[Reply #406 on:]

Professor: "Oh, trust me to make Planet Express Gun Merchandise!"

[Reply #407 on:]

In the future, kitchen makeover shows are somewhat more fun to watch.

[Reply #408 on:]

PE Ship: "Tell me where Bender is hiding!  I'm serious! I've got a big weapon mounted on a bulge in my hull, and I'm not afraid to use it!"

Fry and Bender: (OS)  *snicker* 

[Reply #409 on:]

JBERGES wins this one. Runner up Sedna (Aaaaww).

[Reply #410 on:]

 

Originally posted by JBERGES:
In the future, kitchen makeover shows are somewhat more fun to watch.

Well, I said it on unPEEL but now I can say it again here, that this reminded me of MST3K riffing. There.

[Reply #411 on:]

Yay for PEEL being back!

km: thankya, I just couldn't get used to unPEEL, so I didn't hang around much...


Crappy image quality cause I'm at work so I just yoinked from CGEF...

[Reply #412 on:]

Fry: Now who's got a light?

[Reply #413 on:]

 

Originally posted by SquarePupils:

Bender: Next time I get lucky with a steamroller-bot, I'm going to be on top.

[Reply #414 on:]

Leela:  C'mon, Bender!  Let's go now.  You've humiliated yourself enough!

Amy:  Spleesh!  Bender became roadkill!

Zoidberg:  Roadkill?  Awww!  You made me hungry!

Fry:  It's usually me who's on the ground all knocked out. 

[Reply #415 on:]

Amy: The Professor's demonstration of time and dimensions was good.

Dr. Z: Yes, the robot made a good stage prop when the Professor removed his depth dimension and not Leela's

Fry: Hey Bender, what ya lookin' at?

Bender: Oh my God! They're huge!

[Reply #416 on:]

Sadly, "Bot-by-the-Foot" was a commercial flop.

[Reply #417 on:]

50s Style Narrator: "Yes, you too can have your own offical "Bender The Offender Sleeping Bag" for the low low price of only $9.95!"

[Reply #418 on:]

Nothing livens up a wrestling ring like a Bender Rug. Avaiilable at JC Penzoil, Nordstron,  and other fine retailers.

[Reply #419 on:]

Hey, no quoting previous winners, Xanfor!  Though I was tempted to go with my previous loser.

Fry: So, what's with Bender's new surface area-to-mass ratio?
Leela: He hit "I Feel Lucky" when trying to learn how to cook faster.

[Reply #420 on:]

Woah, woah, woah.  I picked this picture 8 20 months ago?  What the hell?  What are the odds?  And how did you recognize that so quickly?  ...weird...

LayZ or Frisco...

Frisco.

[Reply #421 on:]

Victory is mine HAHAHAHA!

Anyway here ya go.

[Reply #422 on:]

Fry: "Right, so next time, let's not have the company sleepover in the old presidential mausoleum under Planet Express."

Zombie Obama: "Chaaaaaange...."

[Reply #423 on:]

Fry: Oh no! The X-mas trees are back for revenge.

[Reply #424 on:]

Leela: You guys better not be ogling my axe.

[Reply #425 on:]

Leela: Oh lord, they've found us!

Fry: Futurama fans! From the Internet!

Zoidberg: And they have posters and DVD boxes to autograph! WoopWoopWoopWoopWoop!!

Cubert: They should never have brought back PEEL! Let's get outta here!

[Reply #426 on:]

dang you coldangel. Mine was gonna be about PEELers. Oh well.

Fry- Its...Its...Its PEELers!

Bendersfan1221- BENDER, BENDER, can I get your autograph.

Bender-Sure baby, who do you want me to make it out to?

Bendersfan1221- just Bendersfan1221.

Bender- Got it. To Bender, Love Bender. No go away.

Bendersfan1221- But what about my...

Bender- I said LEAVE!

Amy- Hey guys Kryten and I are going to his car for coffee sooooo we will be back later.

Leela- So Frida Waterfall, I hear you think i'm a horrible whore. Well who's the one with the axe.

Frida- Bring it Bitch!

[Reply #427 on:]

Leela: Look out Professor!

All: Eeeeew!

Bender: Who thought a Zamboni machine could do all that to one human body.

Cubert: (Thinking) How can she run around in just a tank top in this weather?

[Reply #428 on:]

 

Cubert: (Thinking) How can she run around in just a tank top in this weather?

She's hot-blooded like me. I shoveled snow in a t-shirt n' shorts a few years ago.

      

[Reply #429 on:]

Fry:  What could make you guys gasp that would possibly be more hideous than what Cubert and Barbados were doing...?  (looks)  Great Donkey Kong's Ghost!

[Reply #430 on:]

SO and trickster, both great. I'm gonna wait until tomorrow to pick a winner. Maybe get a few more.

[Reply #431 on:]

 

Originally posted by soylentOrange:

Zombie Obama: "Chaaaaaange...."

Zombie Obama should become a recurring Futurama character. He really should.

Chaaaaaaange...

[Reply #432 on:]

Fry: ZOMBIES!  ZOMMMBIIIEEES!!!!

Zoidberg: Save me!  They've come to eat me, why not...

Bender: EEEEECK!  Let's hide under these blankets & pretend we're clocks.  "Tic, Toc, Tic, Toc..."

Leela: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.  There's only one way to deal with zombies; time to give them splitting headaches...

[Reply #433 on:]

 

Originally posted by Xanfor:
 Zombie Obama should become a recurring Futurama character. He really should.

Chaaaaaaange...

One may have trouble recognizing him as a zombie politician instead of a homeless person, though.

[Reply #434 on:]

Very true SP. Though personally I'd rather see Zombie Nader. Also known as the patron saint of futility.

[Reply #435 on:]

 

Very true SP. Though personally I'd rather see Zombie Nader. Also known as the patron saint of futility.

hey, don't diss my main man Ralph Nader.  It takes mad skill to be that irrelevant that many times in a row!

[Reply #436 on:]

 

Originally posted by Frisco17:
Victory is mine HAHAHAHA!

Anyway here ya go.

"When Leela says "Trees Down" SHE MEANS IT!!!"

 

[Reply #437 on:]

It may not seem like it, but Fry is the most surprised that he found out that his wife was a axe wilding homo-sidle maniac. Yes, yes, just like Mike Myers in that movie.
Oh, am I too late? 'Cause crap, if I am.

[Reply #438 on:]

Dammit; bad post...

[Reply #439 on:]

*offscreen, an equally numbered gang points their weapons - pistols, rocket launchers, flamethrowers -  at the PE crew*

Leela: Eeeeeh...

Fry: You've heard the expression about bringing a knife to a gun fight, what made you think an axe is any better?