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hobbitboy

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« #640 : 04-15-2008 04:32 »
« : 04-15-2008 04:32 »

Professor: Hermes, you dolt! I warned you about playing around with my experimental enlarging ray. Now get off that monorail track before you break it.

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And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been at the top of the page. What? It was? Hooray.
bobbot

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« #641 : 04-15-2008 06:40 »

Fry: Cool, now write my name.
futz
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« #642 : 04-16-2008 06:16 »

x.Bianca.x wins.
DrThunder88

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« #643 : 04-16-2008 06:20 »
« : 04-16-2008 06:20 »

Fry: What's Hermes doing up there?
Leela: Gazing into the abyss.
Fry: And what are we doing down here?
Leela: Gazing back into him.

EDIT: Aw crap.  Didn't refresh my page.
Xanfor

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« #644 : 04-17-2008 01:21 »

Aphorism one hundred and forty-six. I likes.  ;)
x.Bianca.x

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« #645 : 04-17-2008 01:42 »
« : 04-17-2008 01:42 »

Sorry if im a bit late with the winner at the end.

 
hobbitboy

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« #646 : 04-17-2008 03:59 »
« : 04-17-2008 03:59 »

Mayor Poopenmeyer: "I'm sorry guys, but this is just the sort of fashion travesty that saw them reinstate the death penalty."

Mayor Poopenmeyer (To the cops): "Take 'em away, boys."
LayZ341

Professor
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« #647 : 04-17-2008 04:58 »

Poopenmeyer: I didn't even know that Super Heroes were allowed to viscously murder Super Villains. But don't worry, I'll make sure all the charges are dropped.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #648 : 04-17-2008 06:53 »

Mayor Poopenmeyer: Sorry, but seeing as how the known universe is filled with aliens with weird powers, I don't really see the need for superheroes in our current economic climate.

Bender: [crestfallen] But...but...I spent weeks on this costume...

Leela: Oh, suck it up, you big baby.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #649 : 04-17-2008 09:53 »

Bender: Hey, is that cheesy Disco music I hear?

Mayor Poopenmeyer: Yes. Since you can't afford the necessary Super Hero Permits, Captain Yesterday has volunteered you all for a series of "educational" films.

Moog synthesizer: Whaa, chanka-chanka, whaa, da-da...
Sine Wave

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« #650 : 04-17-2008 14:57 »
« : 04-17-2008 14:57 »

“Much better.” Bender turned again to their new acquaintance. “This is an unusual party for me. I haven’t even seen the host. We live over there——” Bender waved his hand at the invisible people tube in the distance, “and this man Mayor Poopenmeyer sent over his chauffeur with an invitation.” For a moment he looked at Bender as if he failed to understand.

“I’m Mayor Poopenmeyer,” he said suddenly.

“What!” Leela exclaimed. “Oh, I beg your pardon.”

“I thought you knew, old sports. I’m afraid I’m not a very good host.”
Sine Wave

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« #651 : 04-17-2008 15:12 »
« : 04-17-2008 15:12 »

Woopsie.
coldangel

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« #652 : 04-17-2008 17:30 »

Poopenmeyer: (to Fry) Hell yeah, I'd tap that.

(slaps Clobberella's ass)
Bender´sRevenge

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« #653 : 04-17-2008 19:04 »

Poopenmeyer: Hey..., dudes.  What's up...?  Have you tried the brownies?  They, like, really good...
Frisco17

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« #654 : 04-17-2008 19:14 »

HAHAHA! Classic Coldy!

Fry: "Here's the gemerald back mayor. Safe and sound." (strikes heroic pose)

Leela: (thinking) "Oh Lord! I know that look. He's about to ask me out again. Well I don't care how good he looks in that costume the answer's still gonna be no!.

Poopenmeyer: "Anyway in acordance with city law, since it's been missing for more than a week, the gemerald's your's now."

Leela: (thinking) "Then again...."
km73

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« #655 : 04-17-2008 20:28 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Sine Wave:
literary reference

I know not how you got that from that framegrab, but I imagine you know what I think about it.

La Belle Leela

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« #656 : 04-17-2008 20:33 »

"In a last ditch effort to stump for votes, mayoral incumbent C. Randall Poopenmeyer visits with patients of the psych ward at Taco Bellvue Hospital"
Tornadoboy

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« #657 : 04-17-2008 21:06 »

Poopenmeyer: Nice work, Smitty and URL. Those drugs you confiscated this morning are some really good stuff.
x.Bianca.x

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« #658 : 04-18-2008 00:19 »

Torgo wins!
Frisco17 gets runner up, not that runner up does aything...but, yeah.
La Belle Leela

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« #659 : 04-18-2008 07:54 »

Sweet!  :D  I missed out after my last win, that won't happen again!  :D
LayZ341

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« #660 : 04-18-2008 08:17 »

Bender: I heard someone gave Fry a prostate exam with your finglonger.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #661 : 04-18-2008 08:43 »
« : 04-18-2008 08:43 »

Leela: Hey Professor, can you give me mechanical ears? Effective, if just a bit garish? In return, without shedding a tear, I'll agree, to give you my hand...

Professor: ...in marriage?
Kryten

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« #662 : 04-18-2008 09:32 »

Professor: Good lord! He did it in THERE?

Leela: Yeah, and if you think getting WAX out is hard...

Fry: It was dark!
DrThunder88

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« #663 : 04-18-2008 10:35 »

Professor: That's utterly outrageous!  You robbed Fry of his dignity.
Leela: Relax, I hung it up on my trophy wall over there.
JBERGES

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« #664 : 04-18-2008 10:43 »

Leela: No, I said you should turn up your HEARING aids!

Fry:  And it's not my fault your smelling aids work so well...

futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #665 : 04-18-2008 17:34 »

Leela: ... so then the Senator gets stinking drunk in the Lodge bar with the Lobbyist. My night ends like it usually does.

Fry (muttering): No good, lousey finger has all the fun.
coldangel

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« #666 : 04-18-2008 17:54 »
« : 04-18-2008 17:54 by coldangel_1 »

I can't compete with the unadulterated filth that you people are spewing this time around...


Leela: Hey, Professor horndog, my face is up here.

Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #667 : 04-18-2008 18:26 »
« : 04-18-2008 18:26 »

Fry: Look I told you it wasn't me Leela!

Leela: So you didn't happen to stick your finger in your mouth, coat it with saliva, stick it my ear and yell "WET WILLIE!", did you?

Fry: *Looks around nervously* Uh....no.

Bender´sRevenge

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« #668 : 04-18-2008 19:52 »

Leela:  Fry's got it wrong.  The mutant g-spot is on this side...
Frisco17

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« #669 : 04-18-2008 20:49 »
« : 04-18-2008 20:49 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by coldangel_1:
I can't compete with the unadulterated filth that you people are spewing this time around...

I know but what the hell I'll try anyway. Using the ultimate weapon of comedy.

Professor: "Today you'll be delivering two of crates to a pair of villages atop both peaks of Olympus Mons. Incidently, when did you get a second eye Leela?"

Leela: "What? I've still only got one. See." (points at eye)

Fry: "What's with you Professor?"

Professor: "Nothing, stop being stupid! Now Fry I want you to take Fry and load up the ship"

Fry: "You know what screw it! I'm afraid I won't be coming on this delivery sir, as I've absolutely no confidence in anyone involved in it!" (storms  off)

Professor: "Oh dear. Well how about you?"

(screen pans back to reveal another Fry)

Fry: "I'm in."

ShepherdofShark

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« #670 : 04-18-2008 20:54 »
« : 04-18-2008 20:54 »

Just an add-on to Frisco's post:

(cut to two Professors)

Professors: So are we.
La Belle Leela

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« #671 : 04-18-2008 22:03 »

<facepalm> geez guys!
Tornadoboy

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« #672 : 04-18-2008 22:10 »

Leela: ...and so I ended up pulling Fry's finger clean off.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #673 : 04-18-2008 23:35 »

Leela: Professor, listen to me.  I said this fish tasted like crap, not carp...
x.Bianca.x

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« #674 : 04-19-2008 01:17 »

Leela: Can you believe it? that long!
Bender´sRevenge

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« #675 : 04-19-2008 10:58 »

@Torgo

What'd you expect?   ;)
Frisco17

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« #676 : 04-19-2008 18:59 »
« : 04-19-2008 18:59 »

Archonix's law strikes again!
La Belle Leela

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« #677 : 04-20-2008 06:34 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Bender'sRevenge:
@Torgo

What'd you expect?    ;)

Yeah, I guess it's my bad. After all, I did pick the frame grab.
  :D
coldangel

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« #678 : 04-20-2008 06:41 »

You wanna pick a winner, or shall I stab you with the Lance of Fate?
Crash_7

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« #679 : 04-20-2008 07:40 »

Nice Python reference, Frisco.
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