Come on, Bender, jack a grab.

[Reply #640 on:]

Professor: Hermes, you dolt! I warned you about playing around with my experimental enlarging ray. Now get off that monorail track before you break it.

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And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been at the top of the page. What? It was? Hooray.

[Reply #641 on:]

Fry: Cool, now write my name.

[Reply #642 on:]

x.Bianca.x wins.

[Reply #643 on:]

Fry: What's Hermes doing up there?
Leela: Gazing into the abyss.
Fry: And what are we doing down here?
Leela: Gazing back into him.

EDIT: Aw crap.  Didn't refresh my page.

[Reply #644 on:]

Aphorism one hundred and forty-six. I likes. 

[Reply #645 on:]

Sorry if im a bit late with the winner at the end.

 

[Reply #646 on:]

Mayor Poopenmeyer: "I'm sorry guys, but this is just the sort of fashion travesty that saw them reinstate the death penalty."

Mayor Poopenmeyer (To the cops): "Take 'em away, boys."

[Reply #647 on:]

Poopenmeyer: I didn't even know that Super Heroes were allowed to viscously murder Super Villains. But don't worry, I'll make sure all the charges are dropped.

[Reply #648 on:]

Mayor Poopenmeyer: Sorry, but seeing as how the known universe is filled with aliens with weird powers, I don't really see the need for superheroes in our current economic climate.

Bender: [crestfallen] But...but...I spent weeks on this costume...

Leela: Oh, suck it up, you big baby.

[Reply #649 on:]

Bender: Hey, is that cheesy Disco music I hear?

Mayor Poopenmeyer: Yes. Since you can't afford the necessary Super Hero Permits, Captain Yesterday has volunteered you all for a series of "educational" films.

Moog synthesizer: Whaa, chanka-chanka, whaa, da-da...

[Reply #650 on:]

“Much better.” Bender turned again to their new acquaintance. “This is an unusual party for me. I haven’t even seen the host. We live over there——” Bender waved his hand at the invisible people tube in the distance, “and this man Mayor Poopenmeyer sent over his chauffeur with an invitation.” For a moment he looked at Bender as if he failed to understand.

“I’m Mayor Poopenmeyer,” he said suddenly.

“What!” Leela exclaimed. “Oh, I beg your pardon.”

“I thought you knew, old sports. I’m afraid I’m not a very good host.”

[Reply #651 on:]

Woopsie.

[Reply #652 on:]

Poopenmeyer: (to Fry) Hell yeah, I'd tap that.

(slaps Clobberella's ass)

[Reply #653 on:]

Poopenmeyer: Hey..., dudes.  What's up...?  Have you tried the brownies?  They, like, really good...

[Reply #654 on:]

HAHAHA! Classic Coldy!

Fry: "Here's the gemerald back mayor. Safe and sound." (strikes heroic pose)

Leela: (thinking) "Oh Lord! I know that look. He's about to ask me out again. Well I don't care how good he looks in that costume the answer's still gonna be no!.

Poopenmeyer: "Anyway in acordance with city law, since it's been missing for more than a week, the gemerald's your's now."

Leela: (thinking) "Then again...."

[Reply #655 on:]

 

Originally posted by Sine Wave:
literary reference

I know not how you got that from that framegrab, but I imagine you know what I think about it.

[Reply #656 on:]

"In a last ditch effort to stump for votes, mayoral incumbent C. Randall Poopenmeyer visits with patients of the psych ward at Taco Bellvue Hospital"

[Reply #657 on:]

Poopenmeyer: Nice work, Smitty and URL. Those drugs you confiscated this morning are some really good stuff.

[Reply #658 on:]

Torgo wins!
Frisco17 gets runner up, not that runner up does aything...but, yeah.

[Reply #659 on:]

Sweet!    I missed out after my last win, that won't happen again! 

[Reply #660 on:]

Bender: I heard someone gave Fry a prostate exam with your finglonger.

[Reply #661 on:]

Leela: Hey Professor, can you give me mechanical ears? Effective, if just a bit garish? In return, without shedding a tear, I'll agree, to give you my hand...

Professor: ...in marriage?

[Reply #662 on:]

Professor: Good lord! He did it in THERE?

Leela: Yeah, and if you think getting WAX out is hard...

Fry: It was dark!

[Reply #663 on:]

Professor: That's utterly outrageous!  You robbed Fry of his dignity.
Leela: Relax, I hung it up on my trophy wall over there.

[Reply #664 on:]

Leela: No, I said you should turn up your HEARING aids!

Fry:  And it's not my fault your smelling aids work so well...

[Reply #665 on:]

Leela: ... so then the Senator gets stinking drunk in the Lodge bar with the Lobbyist. My night ends like it usually does.

Fry (muttering): No good, lousey finger has all the fun.

[Reply #666 on:]

I can't compete with the unadulterated filth that you people are spewing this time around...


Leela: Hey, Professor horndog, my face is up here.

[Reply #667 on:]

Fry: Look I told you it wasn't me Leela!

Leela: So you didn't happen to stick your finger in your mouth, coat it with saliva, stick it my ear and yell "WET WILLIE!", did you?

Fry: *Looks around nervously* Uh....no.

[Reply #668 on:]

Leela:  Fry's got it wrong.  The mutant g-spot is on this side...

[Reply #669 on:]

 

Originally posted by coldangel_1:
I can't compete with the unadulterated filth that you people are spewing this time around...

I know but what the hell I'll try anyway. Using the ultimate weapon of comedy.

Professor: "Today you'll be delivering two of crates to a pair of villages atop both peaks of Olympus Mons. Incidently, when did you get a second eye Leela?"

Leela: "What? I've still only got one. See." (points at eye)

Fry: "What's with you Professor?"

Professor: "Nothing, stop being stupid! Now Fry I want you to take Fry and load up the ship"

Fry: "You know what screw it! I'm afraid I won't be coming on this delivery sir, as I've absolutely no confidence in anyone involved in it!" (storms  off)

Professor: "Oh dear. Well how about you?"

(screen pans back to reveal another Fry)

Fry: "I'm in."

[Reply #670 on:]

Just an add-on to Frisco's post:

(cut to two Professors)

Professors: So are we.

[Reply #671 on:]

<facepalm> geez guys!

[Reply #672 on:]

Leela: ...and so I ended up pulling Fry's finger clean off.

[Reply #673 on:]

Leela: Professor, listen to me.  I said this fish tasted like crap, not carp...

[Reply #674 on:]

Leela: Can you believe it? that long!

[Reply #675 on:]

@Torgo

What'd you expect?   

[Reply #676 on:]

Archonix's law strikes again!

[Reply #677 on:]

 

Originally posted by Bender'sRevenge:
@Torgo

What'd you expect?   

Yeah, I guess it's my bad. After all, I did pick the frame grab.
 

[Reply #678 on:]

You wanna pick a winner, or shall I stab you with the Lance of Fate?

[Reply #679 on:]

Nice Python reference, Frisco.