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DogDoo8

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« #280 : 02-04-2008 22:44 »

Al Gore: Finally. I can beat Global Warming once and for all. ONCE AND FOR ALL, DAME IT.
Kryten

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« #281 : 02-05-2008 00:00 »

Bender; So I fills up my SUV... thing's amazing, gets two feet to the barrel... and I'm like, "rainforest? More like rainPARKING LOT!" Ha ha ha ha... WHAT'S behind me?
DrThunder88

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« #282 : 02-05-2008 00:06 »

Bender: I didn't realize they gave out Nobel Prizes for utter crap.
Al Gore: It was for Peace, you son of a...
futz
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« #283 : 02-05-2008 09:10 »

Bender: Ha! Global Warming my ass! They figured out in 2187 that it was a normal sun cycle. Al Gore, first guy to have the Sweedes take away a Nobel Prize, what a chump.
BenderīsRevenge

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« #284 : 02-05-2008 10:42 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Kryten:
Bender; So I fills up my SUV... thing's amazing, gets two feet to the barrel... and I'm like, "rainforest? More like rainPARKING LOT!" Ha ha ha ha... WHAT'S behind me?

Now, that's going to be hard to beat.   :)
Frisco17

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« #285 : 02-05-2008 20:01 »
« : 02-05-2008 20:01 »


Al Gore: "You cost me my presidency you bastard!

Bender: "Yeah, whatcha gonna do about it? Call a conference about it and have the US ignore you again?"

Al Gore: "Time to go Evel Knievel on your ass."

 
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Originally posted by Frisco17:
 Not even gonna try and beat that.

Ok so I changed my mind.

Frisco17

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« #286 : 02-05-2008 20:07 »
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Accidently hit quote instead of edit.
Ignore this post. It is only a figment of your imagination.
coldangel

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« #287 : 02-05-2008 23:27 »

Jeez. They're all awesome... can't you people at least provide a rough representation from crap to gold? The high quality of your humour is most vexing...
...But as a Highlander fan I can't go past Bender'sRevenge.
BenderīsRevenge

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« #288 : 02-06-2008 01:27 »

Yeah, Highlander will always rock.

LayZ341

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« #289 : 02-06-2008 01:42 »

Leela: This is fun. Fry, whats the name of this dance again?
Fry: Its called the "Electric Slide", its a classic.
Professor: But Fry, I thought the only classical dance from your time was called "The Soulja Boy"?
JBERGES

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« #290 : 02-06-2008 01:48 »
« : 02-06-2008 01:48 »

Crap, I'm late:
Previous Grab:

Gore:  And that's why we must protect Earth and it's resources at all costs...

Bender: You know, I heard Earth is actually filled with delicious candy...

Gore:  Oh Sweet!

______

This grab:

Fry (to Hermes):  Got your nipple!

Leela (to Prof): Got your pacemaker!
DrThunder88

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« #291 : 02-06-2008 05:42 »

Professor: I can't believe this is my tax dollars at work.
Hermes: Well, I'm sorry, but we have to be in compliance with the Federal Silly Walks Act of 2346.
Bendersfan1221

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« #292 : 02-06-2008 05:55 »

Hermes: Where are you two goin' on company time.

Leela: If Fry doesn't do anything stupid he may get lucky.

Professor: Yes but whar you following him for?

Leela: I'm trying to decide what way he needs to face too look most like Lars.

That was bloody awful! Oh well.
futz
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« #293 : 02-06-2008 07:09 »

Prof.: All right you two back to wooooorrrrr...

Hemes: Break time is ten minutes oh mmmmmmmmm...

Leela: 'K Fry I got 'em mesmerized with my left boob.

Fry: To the fridge!

Leela: Bring ice cream!

Sine Wave

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« #294 : 02-06-2008 18:29 »

Fry and Leela: This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because...
Frisco17

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« #295 : 02-06-2008 20:03 »

Hermes: "What in the name of Trinidad are they doing?"

Professor: "I'm not quite sure but their wasting company time!"

Bender: (OS) "Okay, aaaand Green Light!"
Kryten

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« #296 : 02-07-2008 00:22 »
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Professor: Oh, my... someone should put a stop to this.

Hermes: I'm afraid there's nothing we can do, Professor... "Genesis's  Music Video for 'I Can't Dance' Apreciation Day" has been an international holiday since 2843.
KurtPikachu2001

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« #297 : 02-07-2008 15:36 »

Professor:  Where are they in a hurry to go to?

Hermes:  Where are you going?  You both have work to do!

Fry:  Not right now!  Leela and I are going to the mall...

Leela:  Hugh Laurie's head is there to sign autographs! 

Fry:  We're going to get his autograph and make Bender jealous!

Leela:  That we got to see a celebrity and get his autograph before Bender does! 

Professor:  Okay, whatever. 

BenderīsRevenge

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« #298 : 02-08-2008 00:18 »
« : 02-08-2008 00:18 »

I have to say, I'm rather surprised no one came up with anything shippy (and didn't involve Lars  :mad: ).  Maybe something like:

Leela: Well, we're off for a private getaway at the Sexeteria!

or

Fry: ...And we call this position 'The Happy Jogger'.

But, since sadly, nobody did, I have to go with the next closest thing: futz managed to use the word boob, so he's up.  Frisco17 came up just short.
DrThunder88

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« #299 : 02-08-2008 05:02 »

Those are examples of shippy?
futz
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« #300 : 02-08-2008 09:08 »

bobbot

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« #301 : 02-08-2008 09:58 »
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"You want the whole thing made into hamburger?"  "What should I do with this cocktail weenie?"
JBERGES

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« #302 : 02-08-2008 10:48 »
« : 02-08-2008 10:48 »

Cayhill (to Amy):You did this to him just because he stole your sandals?
BenderīsRevenge

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« #303 : 02-08-2008 11:14 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Those are examples of shippy?

Okay, fine.  On second thought, they're examples of sexual deviance.  I think I need help...

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Dr. Cayhill: It's been awhile since I got out of medical school.  The knee bone's connected to the arm bone, right?

Zoidberg: You're the doctor! 
LayZ341

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« #304 : 02-08-2008 11:39 »

Dr. Cayill: And this is what happens to patients who don't have health insurance AND "forget" to call you back after a date.
DrThunder88

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« #305 : 02-08-2008 12:00 »
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Dr. Cayhill:  We can rebuild him.  We have the technology...but he'll need a referral from his primary care physician and a six-million dollar co-pay.

EDIT: UBB-suckage.
Bendersfan1221

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« #306 : 02-08-2008 13:28 »
« : 02-08-2008 13:28 »

Cayhill: So who is going to pay to get this fixed?
Hermes' Head: Zoidberg it's coming out of your pay!
Zoidberg: Aww. But I don't have any money.
Cayhill: Aren't you a doctor?
Zoidberg: Yes but I'm poor!!
Cayhill: How are you poor it you're a doctor? I'm a doctor and I'm rich.
Zoidberg: I've tried stipping like you must do to get money but for some reason people don't like it....


A long one from bf!!
Frisco17

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« #307 : 02-08-2008 21:42 »
« : 02-08-2008 21:42 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Bender'sRevenge:
But, since sadly, nobody did, I have to go with the next closest thing: futz managed to use the word boob, so he's up.  Frisco17 came up just short.

Just giving the people what they want.

Dr. Cayhill: "You friend is suffering for a severe case of "man-boobs". I mean look, there's five of them."
Sine Wave

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« #308 : 02-09-2008 01:00 »
« : 02-09-2008 23:00 »

Dr. Cayhill: So, where's his head?

PE Crew: Huh?
bend_her

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« #309 : 02-09-2008 03:40 »

Dr. Goodnsexy: Oh! Silly me, I knew something was wrong with the appendectomy! Ditzy witzy! (slaps forehead)

Crew: (stares in mute horror)

Dr. Goodnsexy: Oh well, it's nothing to lose your head over...
DogDoo8

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« #310 : 02-09-2008 04:21 »
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Dr Cayhill: So professor, your saying that you created a time delay Black Hole in a sandwitch, so after you eat it it would be pulled into the Black Hole and then close!? What for?

off screenProfessor: There are plenty of Fatties on this world and I'm just trying to make Dieting easier.

Dr Cayhill: Well, it didn't seem to work in this case.

off screenProfessor: Says you. That fat Hermes is thinner then he's ever been. Success.
soylentOrange

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« #311 : 02-09-2008 18:55 »

Dr. Cayhill: "So, like, he doesn't usually look like this?"
futz
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« #312 : 02-10-2008 18:13 »

This one goes to JBERGES.

(Leela: She's still in a blackout Dr. He didn't steal them. They just triggered a primal horrible fashion statement reaction from her.)
JBERGES

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« #313 : 02-10-2008 22:30 »

wooh!

Sine Wave

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« #314 : 02-10-2008 23:03 »
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Leela: Isn't this turning you on at all?

Fry: Not really- wait, what are you doing? Am I missing something? Is it good? Oh, if only I still had my eyes!
DrThunder88

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« #315 : 02-11-2008 00:01 »

I guess I'll take the obvious one.

Leela: I don't care if you are a hoopy frood.  This isn't your towel.
LayZ341

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« #316 : 02-11-2008 00:20 »

Leela: Fry, what are you doing in the women's locker room?!!!!

Fry: Leela, why are you not naked in the women's locker room?!!
BenderīsRevenge

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« #317 : 02-11-2008 03:33 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by DrThunder88:
I guess I'll take the obvious one.

Leela: I don't care if you are a hoopy frood.  This isn't your towel.

You consider that obvious?  If I hadn't just read through the Trilogy again, I wouldn't have gotten it.  I can only try to beat that later...
  :)
coldangel

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« #318 : 02-11-2008 06:10 »

Leela: "Hercules! The Cyclops tore off my clothes!"

Fry: "You... you mean you... tore your own clothes off? ...Also, why'd you call me Hercules?"
DogDoo8

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« #319 : 02-11-2008 07:02 »

Leela: Fry. Give me back my clothes, you know I have a date tonight!

Fry: Clothes!? Please Leela, you don't need clothes to go on a date!

Leela: Just because it worked for you that one time. But the guy 'I'm' meeting is 'not' a nudest.

Fry: Well if you go out like that, I guarantee by the end of the night he will be.
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