Come on, Bender, jack a grab.

[Reply #280 on:]

Al Gore: Finally. I can beat Global Warming once and for all. ONCE AND FOR ALL, DAME IT.

[Reply #281 on:]

Bender; So I fills up my SUV... thing's amazing, gets two feet to the barrel... and I'm like, "rainforest? More like rainPARKING LOT!" Ha ha ha ha... WHAT'S behind me?

[Reply #282 on:]

Bender: I didn't realize they gave out Nobel Prizes for utter crap.
Al Gore: It was for Peace, you son of a...

[Reply #283 on:]

Bender: Ha! Global Warming my ass! They figured out in 2187 that it was a normal sun cycle. Al Gore, first guy to have the Sweedes take away a Nobel Prize, what a chump.

[Reply #284 on:]

 

Originally posted by Kryten:
Bender; So I fills up my SUV... thing's amazing, gets two feet to the barrel... and I'm like, "rainforest? More like rainPARKING LOT!" Ha ha ha ha... WHAT'S behind me?

Now, that's going to be hard to beat.   

[Reply #285 on:]

Al Gore: "You cost me my presidency you bastard!

Bender: "Yeah, whatcha gonna do about it? Call a conference about it and have the US ignore you again?"

Al Gore: "Time to go Evel Knievel on your ass."

 

Originally posted by Frisco17:
 Not even gonna try and beat that.

Ok so I changed my mind.

[Reply #286 on:]

Accidently hit quote instead of edit.
Ignore this post. It is only a figment of your imagination.

[Reply #287 on:]

Jeez. They're all awesome... can't you people at least provide a rough representation from crap to gold? The high quality of your humour is most vexing...
...But as a Highlander fan I can't go past Bender'sRevenge.

[Reply #288 on:]

Yeah, Highlander will always rock.

[Reply #289 on:]

Leela: This is fun. Fry, whats the name of this dance again?
Fry: Its called the "Electric Slide", its a classic.
Professor: But Fry, I thought the only classical dance from your time was called "The Soulja Boy"?

[Reply #290 on:]

Crap, I'm late:
Previous Grab:

Gore:  And that's why we must protect Earth and it's resources at all costs...

Bender: You know, I heard Earth is actually filled with delicious candy...

Gore:  Oh Sweet!

______

This grab:

Fry (to Hermes):  Got your nipple!

Leela (to Prof): Got your pacemaker!

[Reply #291 on:]

Professor: I can't believe this is my tax dollars at work.
Hermes: Well, I'm sorry, but we have to be in compliance with the Federal Silly Walks Act of 2346.

[Reply #292 on:]

Hermes: Where are you two goin' on company time.

Leela: If Fry doesn't do anything stupid he may get lucky.

Professor: Yes but whar you following him for?

Leela: I'm trying to decide what way he needs to face too look most like Lars.

That was bloody awful! Oh well.

[Reply #293 on:]

Prof.: All right you two back to wooooorrrrr...

Hemes: Break time is ten minutes oh mmmmmmmmm...

Leela: 'K Fry I got 'em mesmerized with my left boob.

Fry: To the fridge!

Leela: Bring ice cream!

[Reply #294 on:]

Fry and Leela: This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because...

[Reply #295 on:]

Hermes: "What in the name of Trinidad are they doing?"

Professor: "I'm not quite sure but their wasting company time!"

Bender: (OS) "Okay, aaaand Green Light!"

[Reply #296 on:]

Professor: Oh, my... someone should put a stop to this.

Hermes: I'm afraid there's nothing we can do, Professor... "Genesis's  Music Video for 'I Can't Dance' Apreciation Day" has been an international holiday since 2843.

[Reply #297 on:]

Professor:  Where are they in a hurry to go to?

Hermes:  Where are you going?  You both have work to do!

Fry:  Not right now!  Leela and I are going to the mall...

Leela:  Hugh Laurie's head is there to sign autographs! 

Fry:  We're going to get his autograph and make Bender jealous!

Leela:  That we got to see a celebrity and get his autograph before Bender does! 

Professor:  Okay, whatever. 

[Reply #298 on:]

I have to say, I'm rather surprised no one came up with anything shippy (and didn't involve Lars  ).  Maybe something like:

Leela: Well, we're off for a private getaway at the Sexeteria!

or

Fry: ...And we call this position 'The Happy Jogger'.

But, since sadly, nobody did, I have to go with the next closest thing: futz managed to use the word boob, so he's up.  Frisco17 came up just short.

[Reply #299 on:]

Those are examples of shippy?

[Reply #300 on:]

[Reply #301 on:]

"You want the whole thing made into hamburger?"  "What should I do with this cocktail weenie?"

[Reply #302 on:]

Cayhill (to Amy):You did this to him just because he stole your sandals?

[Reply #303 on:]

 

Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Those are examples of shippy?

Okay, fine.  On second thought, they're examples of sexual deviance.  I think I need help...

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Dr. Cayhill: It's been awhile since I got out of medical school.  The knee bone's connected to the arm bone, right?

Zoidberg: You're the doctor! 

[Reply #304 on:]

Dr. Cayill: And this is what happens to patients who don't have health insurance AND "forget" to call you back after a date.

[Reply #305 on:]

Dr. Cayhill:  We can rebuild him.  We have the technology...but he'll need a referral from his primary care physician and a six-million dollar co-pay.

EDIT: UBB-suckage.

[Reply #306 on:]

Cayhill: So who is going to pay to get this fixed?
Hermes' Head: Zoidberg it's coming out of your pay!
Zoidberg: Aww. But I don't have any money.
Cayhill: Aren't you a doctor?
Zoidberg: Yes but I'm poor!!
Cayhill: How are you poor it you're a doctor? I'm a doctor and I'm rich.
Zoidberg: I've tried stipping like you must do to get money but for some reason people don't like it....


A long one from bf!!

[Reply #307 on:]

 

Originally posted by Bender'sRevenge:
But, since sadly, nobody did, I have to go with the next closest thing: futz managed to use the word boob, so he's up.  Frisco17 came up just short.

Just giving the people what they want.

Dr. Cayhill: "You friend is suffering for a severe case of "man-boobs". I mean look, there's five of them."

[Reply #308 on:]

Dr. Cayhill: So, where's his head?

PE Crew: Huh?

[Reply #309 on:]

Dr. Goodnsexy: Oh! Silly me, I knew something was wrong with the appendectomy! Ditzy witzy! (slaps forehead)

Crew: (stares in mute horror)

Dr. Goodnsexy: Oh well, it's nothing to lose your head over...

[Reply #310 on:]

Dr Cayhill: So professor, your saying that you created a time delay Black Hole in a sandwitch, so after you eat it it would be pulled into the Black Hole and then close!? What for?

off screenProfessor: There are plenty of Fatties on this world and I'm just trying to make Dieting easier.

Dr Cayhill: Well, it didn't seem to work in this case.

off screenProfessor: Says you. That fat Hermes is thinner then he's ever been. Success.

[Reply #311 on:]

Dr. Cayhill: "So, like, he doesn't usually look like this?"

[Reply #312 on:]

This one goes to JBERGES.

(Leela: She's still in a blackout Dr. He didn't steal them. They just triggered a primal horrible fashion statement reaction from her.)

[Reply #313 on:]

wooh!

[Reply #314 on:]

Leela: Isn't this turning you on at all?

Fry: Not really- wait, what are you doing? Am I missing something? Is it good? Oh, if only I still had my eyes!

[Reply #315 on:]

I guess I'll take the obvious one.

Leela: I don't care if you are a hoopy frood.  This isn't your towel.

[Reply #316 on:]

Leela: Fry, what are you doing in the women's locker room?!!!!

Fry: Leela, why are you not naked in the women's locker room?!!

[Reply #317 on:]

 

Originally posted by DrThunder88:
I guess I'll take the obvious one.

Leela: I don't care if you are a hoopy frood.  This isn't your towel.

You consider that obvious?  If I hadn't just read through the Trilogy again, I wouldn't have gotten it.  I can only try to beat that later...
 

[Reply #318 on:]

Leela: "Hercules! The Cyclops tore off my clothes!"

Fry: "You... you mean you... tore your own clothes off? ...Also, why'd you call me Hercules?"

[Reply #319 on:]

Leela: Fry. Give me back my clothes, you know I have a date tonight!

Fry: Clothes!? Please Leela, you don't need clothes to go on a date!

Leela: Just because it worked for you that one time. But the guy 'I'm' meeting is 'not' a nudest.

Fry: Well if you go out like that, I guarantee by the end of the night he will be.