Come on, Bender, jack a grab.

[#320 :]

Leela: See-ah-ee! Now do you believe I didn't take the last plu-mp, jui-oo-cy, Bat Bo-oh-y hot do-ah-gs!

Fry: OK, maybe it was Amy. AMY!?!

Amy: Just a min-uuu-ite!

[#321 :]

Fry! stop that or you'll go blind!


(forgive an old man's momentary weakness)

[#322 :]

Fry: "What do you mean no?!  You agreed to play strip poker, and you lost.  Lose the towel!"

Leela: "I tried to lose it.  It won't come off!"

Fry: "What, why not?"

Leela: "Because, you idiot, this universe is only rated PG-13!"

[#323 :]

Leela: ...and that's why I think I'm ready to give you a chance.

Fry: Huh?  Were you talking?  I was doing that thing where I pretend to pay attention while staring at your cleavage.

Leela: (sighing) Never mind...

[#324 :]

Leela: "Fry, you can't just come barging into the locker room while I'm taking a shower!"

Fry: "Sure I can it's a company locker room and I'm here on company business."

Leela: "Fry I'm up here!! What sort of business?"

Fry: "The professor made me the official Planet Express FBI which mea..."

Leela: "Don't say it!"

[#325 :]

Hmm, DrT, Layz, and Soylent all made valient claims for the prize.

*flips 3 sided coin*

Layz.

[#326 :]

Hey, that's my three-sided coin!  You said you needed it to make a conference call from that payphone!

[#327 :]

 

Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Hey, that's my three-sided coin!  You said you needed it to make a conference call from that payphone!

If it's any consolation, I would have picked yours, but I can see JBERGES dilemma.  Now, on to Magrathea!

[#328 :]

What kinda of planet will you have built Bender'sRevenge?

[#329 :]

 

Originally posted by JBERGES:
Hmm, DrT, Layz, and Soylent all made valient claims for the prize.

*flips 3 sided coin*

Layz.

Yeah that's what I would have picked.

Nice job LayZ. That's exactly the kind of thing Fry would say.

[#330 :]

[#331 :]

Farnsworth: And the cow says "moo"...

[#332 :]

Professor: Now here are some positions everyone in our viewing audience can try!

[#333 :]

Professor: Now Leela - I've been a bad Professy. I think you should spank me. Oh my yes... Off you go! Spank away!

[#334 :]

Bit of a long one.

Professor: Oh my yes, its finally arrived.

Fry: ..... its like if God and Satan had a love child, this would be it.

Bender: I don't think camera 1, 2 or 3 could get a decent shot. Its just so beautiful, I think I just discharged on my self.

Sal: Okays, so wheres yous want this new Parralel Dimensions Definition TVs with inbuilts neurologic Microwaves Brain Tuners?

[#335 :]

Prof: Good News everyone! I've perfected the Ultimate Thing Longer. What? No ladies, it's not discrimination. Everyone on the crew is a test subject.

[#336 :]

Prof:  Well, I aammmm already in my pajamas... 

[#337 :]

Professor: "Since Hermes is off today I guess I'll just pay you in cash this week. I keep all my money under my pillow so nobody will find it."

Bender: "Yap yap yap. Just give us the money!"

Professor: (climbs onto bed) "AAAHHH!!!"

Fry: "Professor are you ok!?! Did you throw your back out again?"

Professor: "No no, calm down." (adjusts pants) "Damn thong!"

[#338 :]

Farnsworth: Who wants to do it with me amy... or maybe leela.....or even fry

Fry: .......Um got to go

[#339 :]

"I suppose I should go to bed now, but, I am already in my pajamas."

[#340 :]

Fry: I think the Professor is pretending to be a Möbius stripper.
Bender: Yeah, you can only see his backside.

[#341 :]

Farnsworth: Ah, my beautiful sea cow, you've arrived! Now my chamber boys can help us with our clothes, and we can "get busy" if you know what I mean.

Fry and Bender: Huh?

[#342 :]

Professor:  Okay, just let me get in my bed here, uhh, little help here?

Bender:  Do it yourself!  I'm not helping you!

Fry:  Bender's right.  You have to stop depending on us to do things for you!

Bender:  It's becoming a pain in the....

Professor:  What do you people want from me?  I'm old!!!!! 

[#343 :]

"Alright, I want everyone to scream at my ass as loud as possible!"

[#344 :]

Professor: "Do you know where I want you to deliver your next package, Fry?"

Fry: " ... I can guess."

[#345 :]

And that's when Fry finally found out what had happened to his pet gerbil.

[#346 :]

Plenty of good entries to choose from, but I'm going with soylent_Orange.

[#347 :]

[#348 :]

Voice from manhole: Com'ere handsome.

Fry: Dammit Vyolet can't I go anywhere?

Leela: I thought you liked hot mutant babes Fry.

Fry: Gimme back my shoe!

[#349 :]

Fry: Someone left a giant hole in the middle of the road

[#350 :]

Fry: That was the 3rd sewer racoon to attack me today

[#351 :]

Fry: OW! My sperm!

[#352 :]

Fry: I can't believe we went through all that just to get a bent up coat hanger.

Leela: Well this would all be a lot easier without those amendments that got passed after liberalism was outlawed in 2814. Now lets just get to that alley over there so Bender can get to work.

[#353 :]

Liberalism? Outlawed? On Futurama's  Earth?

That's such an inconsistency I can't be bothered to read farther. I have a feeling I'd die a little inside if I did.

[#354 :]

Fry:  I can't moonwalk 10 feet you say?!  Ha!  I was semi-professional breakdancer! Easiest 20 bucks I'll ever ma-

[#355 :]

Fry: For the last time, Bender, saying you can see my "manhole" just isn't funny anymore.
Leela:  Fry, I thought I told you to mend those pants.

[#356 :]

Fry: Why do I have to go search the sewer every time Zoidberg swallows the Professor's dentures and forgets about it?

Leela: Because Zoidberg frightens the mutants...

[#357 :]

Fry: Thats the last time I watch "X-Men 3" with mutants. They got so riled up, they ATTACKED me. I'm just glad they had hangers instead of actual mutant powers.

[#358 :]

Leela: "I know I told you I like musicians but I hope you realize a triangle doesn't really count as an instrument."

Fry: (annoyed) "Well your parents thought it was good. Your mom even made me cookies."

Leela: "Those weren't cookies."

[#359 :]

Fry:wow that was tiering

Leela: what did you do down there??

Fry: oh nothing just played around

Bender: ha ha i get ya..........But whats the triangle for ???

Fry: Oh nothing just had to fix some things..........if you know what i mean