It took an hour to write, I thought it would take an hour to read. Framegrab Thread

[Reply #120 on:]

Leela:.....but why not fry?

Fry: I'm sorry leela I just can't deal with that kind of change. It's over. If you want me back switch back to Dairylea - it's a much safer cheese.

[Reply #121 on:]

Fry: Sorry Leela, but your "bankie" thing doesn't turn me on.

[Reply #122 on:]

Fry found the "Scheherazade" gambit working surprisingly well for him - Leela was still interested enough not to kick his ass.  Unfortunately, he was running out of Star Trek episodes...

[Reply #123 on:]

Fry: Honestly, I have no idea how I wound up naked in your shower last week, I swear.

Leela: Right now I'm more bothered about how you ended up sitting on my bed.

Fry: That's easy. I took a copy of your key when I escaped from the shower. Now I can come and watch you sleep whenever I'm bored!

[Reply #124 on:]

Im not even going to bother. They're too good

[Reply #125 on:]

Fry: It's nothing to be embarassed about, Leela.  I just wish you'd ask before you try on my lingere.

[Reply #126 on:]

One Eventuality
by the king of Xandor, which is just across the way from the land of Xordor

Fry: I'm still not following you...
Leela: Well... Well, you see...
Fry: Yes?
Bender(Off screen): Hey, could you two keep it down in there? I recording the last episode of 'Friends'. Do you know how many episodes there were? If I miss this one, I'll have to wait seven meatbag lifetimes just for it to roll around again, and that's on the 'Friends' channel! Nothin' but 'Friends', all the time! Twenty-five hours a day, all night and weekends too! All episodes played in order! And don't bother waiting, either. I've still got the first fourty-five seasons to record after this, and then after that I have to transcribe movies ten through seventy-eight of the 'Harry Potter' series!
(Pause)
Fry: Your place?
Leela: Let's go now!


Edited for not being shippy enough. Stupid picture... These tissues are expensive!

[Reply #127 on:]

hah, great one DrThunder88!

[Reply #128 on:]

Im not the judge, but I pick dawoodz or DrT to win

[Reply #129 on:]

Great dubs everyone, but Dr. T wins again.

[Reply #130 on:]

I think Shiny should have won. Her use of the 'interested' was so suggestive and yet emotionally touching...

I'm going, I'm going!

[Reply #131 on:]

As much as I dislike using framegrabs where the subject is suggested...

[Reply #132 on:]

"And when a 50 Cent rap video started on television, the P.E crew became transfixed in horror."

[Reply #133 on:]

Bender: "Hey, this TV only gets one channel. And it seems to be a close up of my ass....I like it."

[Reply #134 on:]

Leela:  Bender, no!  That tape contains the ring!

Bender:  It's not a ring... it's more of a hoop, or a hollowy disky thing. See, and now it's gone.  What could possibly-

*Fry bursts from TV*

Fry:  You rang?  I mean... ringed?

[Reply #135 on:]

A Good Point
by Xanforallafagilisticexpalicia lladoucious

Bender: You know, Zoidberg would really like this show.
(Everyone turns and stares at Bender)


I could probably make better if I had more time...

[Reply #136 on:]

Leela: What's wrong with Fry?

Bender: I had him stuffed.

Leela: Where are his pants?

Bender: I made a deal. OK?

Leela: It's amazingly life-like.

Bender: Hey, All My Circuits is up next.

Amy: What do you want on your pizza?

[Reply #137 on:]

Bender: Hey it says we got picked up for 13 new episodes.
Fry: What? FOX picked us back up?
Bender: No, Comedy Central did.
Leela: Oh great, now we get paid less and we get to follow a minority skit show.

[Reply #138 on:]

JBERGES wins.  Futz hurts my eyes.  Everyone else should play the Before and After game to refine their skills.

[Reply #139 on:]

Yes, everyone go play Before and After!  It's fun!

[Reply #140 on:]

Leela: Sometimes a girl get lonely.

[Reply #141 on:]

Now Professor, you dance and I'll feed Fry on bananas. Look out broadway!

[Reply #142 on:]

Leela: Okay, fine! Here Professor, put on this hat and I'll eat this banana. Now Fry, how exactly is this your fantasy?
Fry: No, I wanted you to put a Jimmy hat on my banana.

[Reply #143 on:]

Leela: "Yes - it's your lunch. No - you can't share our banana.  And because - I quote:'If I can't lead a simple three-hour scientific expedition through one piddly little jungle, I'll eat my hat.'  End quote."

[Reply #144 on:]

Fry: So that was a banana in your pocket and you weren't just glad to see me?  Jeez, Leela, I'm relieved and disappointed at the same time.

[Reply #145 on:]

I can't think of anything. Also, DrT, you are sick. 

[Reply #146 on:]

DrT: hey, I just realized the punchline of my answer didn't get posted.  It was supposed to end with 

"Amy (looking at phone):  ...no?" 

Oh well...

Hmm, it's between you, Shiny, and futz for his HHRHGB reference.

Since the former two just had turns, futz takes it.

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[Reply #148 on:]

Bender: OMG, this new feeling rushing through my veins, a sweet heavenly buzz, it's indescribable, like I have been touched by some sort of God like figure thats given me a new perspective on life. I'm begining to find pleasure in the simple things other than sex, drugs and rock music.

*leela turns to amy*

Leela: Yep, he's drunk.

[Reply #149 on:]

Leela: Bender, you need to take your shirt off to do the "whistling belly button" trick.

[Reply #150 on:]

Bender: Wow, suddenly you girls are really attractive to me. It must be because of all this testosterone.
Fry: No, you're just drunk and bar is closing.

[Reply #151 on:]

Leela discovered that by changing the angle of her breasts, she could directly control how far Bender's new eyes came out of their sockets.

[Reply #152 on:]

Crud. Shiny's gonna win this one. That's twice I've showed up too late.

[Reply #153 on:]

Post a caption anyway. It's not whether you win or lose, its how much milk you make other PEELers blow through their nose when they read it.

[Reply #154 on:]

The drunken 'present your bust' contest was arousing success.  I mean... a rousing success.  

[Reply #155 on:]

Be quiet, JBERGES! 

[Reply #156 on:]

 And this is for June on the calendar...

[Reply #157 on:]

Bender: Woah

Leela: what is it?

Bender: I just had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity...

[Reply #158 on:]

Winner is Shiny, takes a woman to know what a woman is up to.

Xanfor gets the "What bus?" award for his psychic abilities.

[Reply #159 on:]

ignore this