It took an hour to write, I thought it would take an hour to read. Framegrab Thread

[Reply #40 on:]

Oh, what the heck. I want to go next anyway.   

Leela: And if I move my hand up slightly up just slightly, then you, Amy, will know what it is like to be a cyclops.
Bender: No, don't do that, Leela! I have a spoon right here...
Zoidberg: A free lesson in surgery? How sooo enchanting...
Fry: Two female cyclopes? Together? Eh, don't even make me think about it-...
(Pause)
Fry: Hey, wait a second...


My 15th TOTPD!

[Reply #41 on:]

The Art of Listening
by S. Hiney

Leela: “ - you can still see the scar on my knuckles from his buck teeth, just look!...so anyway, I said...”

Fry: ...man, her hand is sexy...and her arm...and her neck, oh yeah!....also her chin...and her shoulders...and her collarbone...and of COURSE her br....

Amy: ...shmeesh, where did she get such great nails?  They’re totally WASTED on her, she doesn’t even laser-etch them!  I wonder if I got a sample to Dad’s personal cloner, if maybe...

Zoidberg: ...yes, little ship-spider, her shoulder IS a good place to be, why not?  Just a liiittle higher, go on already, right where Zoidberg can see you....

Bender: BENDERISGREATBENDERISGREAT BENDERISGREATBENDERISGREAT BENDERISGREa...wait a minute, can humans digest spring-steel?  Ah hell with it, Bender is still GREATBENDERISGREATBENDERIS GREATBENDERISGREATBENDERISGRE AT....

[Reply #42 on:]

 

Originally posted by Shiny:
The Art of Listening
by S. Hiney

Leela: “ - you can still see the scar on my knuckles from his buck teeth, just look!...so anyway, I said...”

Fry: ...man, her hand is sexy...and her arm...and her neck, oh yeah!....also her chin...and her shoulders...and her collarbone...and of COURSE her br....

Amy: ...shmeesh, where did she get such great nails?  They’re totally WASTED on her, she doesn’t even laser-etch them!  I wonder if I got a sample to Dad’s personal cloner, if maybe...

Zoidberg: ...yes, little ship-spider, her shoulder IS a good place to be, why not?  Just a liiittle higher, go on already, right where Zoidberg can see you....

Bender: BENDERISGREATBENDERISGREAT BENDERISGREATBENDERISGREAT BENDERISGREa...wait a minute, can humans digest spring-steel?  Ah hell with it, Bender is still GREATBENDERISGREATBENDERIS GREATBENDERISGREATBENDERISGRE AT....

That was good shiny and also a nice change from just speaking by including thoughts... 

[Reply #43 on:]

Say, what was Fry about to think there? Her brain?
Ahh, that makes sense.

See, I don't have a dirty mind! 

[Reply #44 on:]

 

Originally posted by Xanfor:
Say, what was Fry about to think there? Her brain?
Ahh, that makes sense.

See, I don't have a dirty mind!   

Your loss lol  so who's lines are going to win....... where is shinyass

[Reply #45 on:]

Originally posted by Xanfor:
Leela: And if I move my hand up slightly up just slightly, then you, Amy, will know what it is like to be a cyclops.
Bender: No, don't do that, Leela! I have a spoon right here...
Zoidberg: A free lesson in surgery? How sooo enchanting...
Fry: Two female cyclopes? Together? Eh, don't even make me think about it-...
(Pause)
Fry: Hey, wait a second...

good, your go

(sorry guy's! NTL buggered up. I wouldn't reccommend it)

[Reply #46 on:]

You know, I was going to use a different framegrab from 'Xmas Story', but I have such a funny caption for it, I'll just wait until it comes up by someone else.

Now, in the words of futurefreak: 'I can't wait to see these!'


Bender with a machine gun from the Star Trek episode 'A Piece of The Action'.

[Reply #47 on:]

Fry: Hey Bender, what is that "white stuff" on your back?
Leela: Oh no, not again.
Bender: This is the last time these birds deface my shiny metal ass!!!!

[Reply #48 on:]

Leela: (Shouting) I don't care if you did find it in a violin case, that's not a violin.
Fry: (Shouting) And I don't think that's how you play one.  I thought you said you loved violins.
(Shooting stops)
Bender: I said, "I love violence."  What are you, deaf?
Fry: (Still shouting)) What?

[Reply #49 on:]

Bender: Those stupid ghosts can bite my shiny metal ass!!
Leela: Bender! How many times have i told you? The last ghost died over 400 years ago!
Fry: Yeah! Stop improvising!
Bender: I'll improvise with this machine gun! (fireing)
Leela: Stop it jerk ass!
Bender: Up your's chumpette!

[Reply #50 on:]

Bender: Look out! They catapulted Takei at us!

Fry: First Koenig, now this!

Leela: Is he on fire too?

[Reply #51 on:]

Bender:(shooting at birds) Heeheeheeheehee. I think it's so cute when they die like that...
Leela:(shouting to Fry) I think Bender finally went insane!
Fry:(shouting back to Leela) What? I wasn't listening. I was thinknig about how cute those birds look when Bender kills them!

[Reply #52 on:]

Leela: "FOR THE LAST TIME, WE DON’T WANT TO SAY HELLO TO YOUR ‘LITTLE FRIEND!’"


P.S.... Holy crap, I'm a Starship Captain!   

[Reply #53 on:]

futz takes this round! (Sorry, Shiny. You were close this time...  )

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[Reply #55 on:]

Say, when you pick the winner, could you tell me what episode that grab is from?

Leela: O, what a noble mind is here o'erthrown!
    The courtier's, soldier's, scholar's, eye, tongue, sword;
    The expectancy and rose of the fair state,
    The glass of fashion and the mould of form,
    The observed of all observers, quite, quite down!
    And I, of ladies most deject and wretched,
    That suck'd the honey of his music vows,
    Now see that noble and most sovereign reason,
    Like sweet bells jangled, out of tune and harsh;
    That unmatch'd form and feature of blown youth
    Blasted with ecstasy: O, woe is me,
    To have seen what I have seen, see what I see!

Bender: To be, or not to be: that is the question.
    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
    Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
    And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
    No more; and by a sleep to say we end
    The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
    That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
    Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
    To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
    For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
    When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
    Must give us pause: there's the respect
    That makes calamity of so long life;
    For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
    The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
    The pangs of dispriz'd love, the law's delay,
    The insolence of office and the spurns
    That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
    When he himself might his quietus make
    With a bare bodkin? Who would these fardels bear,
    To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
    But that the dread of something after death,
    The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
    No traveller returns, puzzles the will
    And makes us rather bear those ills we have
    Than fly to others that we know not of?
    Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
    And thus the native hue of resolution
    Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
    And enterprises of great pith and moment
    With this regard their currents turn away,
    And lose the name of action.--Soft you now!
    The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
    Be all my sins remember'd.

Leela: Bender, you were supposed to say that earlier in the act! And your head's on backwards!

Bender: I thought I was the ghost!

Hermes: Ok, that's it, I give up.

Leela: Work with me here!

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Bender: Leela, when is the last time you took a shower?
Leela: I smell ok. Look, I'm sure.
Bender: Yeah, we'll come back when I'm sure you're sure.

[Reply #57 on:]

 

Originally posted by Xanfor:
futz takes this round! (Sorry, Shiny. You were close this time...    )

Thanks, Xanfor!  Dr. Thunder and futz were tied for my vote, they both made me laugh out loud.  I'm pleased I get an "honorable mention." 

(And the clip is from...

Show spoiler

Deep South.

This one's a toughie.  I'll have to ponder.

[Reply #58 on:]

Leela: What am I? What am I?!?!

Bender: You're a giant sperm. You killed the game. We're going to get drunk. Don't follow.

Hermes: Amen.

[Reply #59 on:]

Leela: Hold on a minute, guys.  Cat's cradle is harder to play when you don't have depth perception.  Also, I think this string is invisible.

[Reply #60 on:]

Leela:  Let me go!  Amy asked to be jettisoned, I swear!

Hermes:  Bender, keep an eye on her.  Can't believe we only brought one shackle...

[Reply #61 on:]

Leela; maybe if I stand like this long enough someone will take a picture of me and put it on a Forum dedicated to us.

Bender; HAHAHA....I'll fetch Zoidberg to keep you company

Leela; (says abruptly)...I'm done.

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Bender: "Hey, Hermes, what'd you put in that Jamaican gumbo, anyway?"

Hermes: "Why do you ask, mon?"

Bender: "No reason."

Leela: "Duuude, my hands are HUUUUUUGE...."

[Reply #63 on:]

This round to JBERGES

(Leela: Now I'm the pretty one, now I'm the pretty one, ...)

[Reply #64 on:]

Has this one been used before?  If so... sorry?

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[Reply #65 on:]

Yep, in the 1st thread. Want to pick another?

[Reply #66 on:]

Uh... sure, why not?

[Reply #67 on:]

The Goggled Defender
By Xany-boy

Leela: Professor, be careful!
Farnsworth: NO! I will not be careful!
(Dramatic music plays, slow zoom on the professor's face)
Farnsworth: For where anyone needs help... Where anyone needs defense... Me, and my team of mutant atomic supermen will be there, oh my yes, to crush those who oppose anyone in their lives, in pursuit of happiness, freedom, or love!
(He pulls back the bolt and fires into the air)
Farnsworth: All power to the weapons!

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Leela: "Professor please, for the sake of the human race, put down that rifle!"

Farnsworth: "Never!  Not while those filthy little vermin still infest my home.  They scramble about like cockroaches, feeding off of crumbs, leaving their filth where it drops.  I got two of them this morning but there's another one around here somewhere.  Don't worry though, I'll get him.  Oh my yes."

Leela: "But professor, you're random shooting has already sent Fry and Bender to the hospital!  I know you hate having owls in the walls, but maybe you should call an exterminator instead of..."

Farnsworth: [fires rifle down hallway, Zoidberg screams] "Huh-wha?  Who said anything about owls?"

[edited to make more sense]

[Reply #69 on:]

(Camera zooms in, narrator is speaking over Leela)

Narrator - "We are showing this now to help Americans everywhere, hopefully, it does some good.

This here is video footage of Leela and the Professor trying to understand the game of football. While Leela was discussing the offside rule, the Professor became so enraged and confused that he eventually loaded his gun and went on a killing spree.

What a sad day for Americans everywhere".

(Off camera) Narrator - "What the fuck is football?"

[Reply #70 on:]

Leela: Don't be too hasty Professor.

Professor: NO I WON'T BE NOT HASTY!    Michaeal Jackson won't be on that balcony long.

[Reply #71 on:]

Leela: Uh, thanks Professor, but thats not what I meant when I asked for a shotgun.

Professor: What the hell do you want then!

Hermes(offscreen): (coughs) Your turn Leela.

Leela: Uh, I got to go. Bye Professor.

[Reply #72 on:]

Leela: Proefessor! That's no way to conduct job evaluations

Prof: What do you mean?

Leela: Aim lower.

[Reply #73 on:]

Leela: I'm not sure this is how it's supposed to work, Professor.  Shouldn't I be releasing clay pidgeons?

[Reply #74 on:]

Leela: "Look what Bender gave me Profe - "

Prof: "What?!  Give me that!  You'll put your eye out!  And that's no laughing matter for you.  Bender! What do you mean giving a dangerous projectile weapon to a woman?  What's she going to do with it, load it with potato and make Julienne fries?"

Bender (offscreen) "Dibs on his hoverchair."

[Reply #75 on:]

Leela: When you said that you wanted me to cock your gun I thought you meant your......

[Reply #76 on:]

Shiny metal ass sends her to victory!

uh... I mean

Shiny's mettle ascends her to victory!

[Reply #77 on:]

You're kidding!  I thought that was was as "also ran" for sure.  (Or did the Christmas Story reference give me an edge?  )

Okay...hm, lemme see...(scrolls through 22 pages to make sure it's not a repeat)...

How about...THIS one!

[Reply #78 on:]

Fry: Don't leave me Professor.
Professor: Calm down. This isn't a prison, you want get anally raped.
Fry: But what about the anal probing?
Professor: Quit complaining and take it like a man!

[Reply #79 on:]

The Museum
by the Xanfilosopher

Farnsworth: Ahh, yes, I do indeed remember. Such beauty... Oh my, yes. But that's all gone now, gone the way of incandescent lights, phytoplankton and bad sci-fi spoof shows in which sounds can travel through the vaccum of space. Could someone close that window? It's letting in the space air... Yes, thank you. *sigh* I once had a uncle who looked like this. Yes, yes, indeed. They don't make wax statues like this anymore. Nowadays, most of them aren't even made out of wax, but out of recycled light bulbs and salinic microorganisms...