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alias_007

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« Reply #80 on: 06-15-2006 21:06 »
« Last Edit on: 06-15-2006 21:06 »

Fry: Please tell me thats your other hand down there. Please.

Edit: My first TOTPD!! And ohh look.. I DONT CARE  :sleep:
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #81 on: 06-15-2006 22:09 »
« Last Edit on: 06-15-2006 22:09 »

Farnsworth: "Have a good time at the dentist's Fry, I'll be outside when you're through.  This place is only for people who still have some of their natural teeth."

Fry: "But professor, I haven't been to a dentist's in 1000 years.  I don't know what to expect.  Do they still shove sharp objects in your mouth and make you eat sand?"

Farnsworth:  "Oh my no...  There's been a millenium of medical advance since the godawful days of electric toothbrushes and plastic suction tubes.  Things are much more civilized now."

[sound of a circular saw powering up in the background]

Farnsworth: "You'll be fine."
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #82 on: 06-16-2006 07:04 »

Prof: Now, now Fry. You'll be fine here as long as I don't need a matching organ donor.
Shiny

Professor
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« Reply #83 on: 06-16-2006 17:53 »

  :laff:

Oh, uh...yeah.  So, er, when do I pick a winner?  I recall something about a 24 hour limit....

futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #84 on: 06-16-2006 18:29 »

I think it's informally 24 hours after the latest entry. Sometimes it goes 3-4 days if no one can think of anything and there are few entries.
Shiny

Professor
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« Reply #85 on: 06-16-2006 18:37 »

Okay, I'll hold off for a bit, thanks...

On with the hilarity!
Shiny

Professor
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« Reply #86 on: 06-18-2006 08:39 »

Or not...

*sigh* No more hilarity.  Okay, I better go on and pick...(excuse the double post).

While I laughed at a lot of responses, soylentOrange's made me laugh loud enough to scare my dog off my bed.  ;)

But since this is my first contest win and hence my first contest judging, I can't stand to let anyone go away empty handed.  Therefore I have the following consolation prizes for other honorable entries (enjoy 'em now, guys, I'm sure the thrill will lose out to laziness soon enough):

Xanfor gets the Pontification Prize for perfectly Professorial protracted prose;

futz gets the Elegance in Eloquence award for simple, direct, but effective mirth;

LayZ341 and alias_007 each get their own "Dirty So Good" ribbons;

And everyone else gets a “I’m Sure it Would Have Been Hilarious If You’d Played” Honorable Mention.

So.....take it away, soylentOrange!  :D
alias_007

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« Reply #87 on: 06-18-2006 08:43 »

HA... thanks Shiny, good on ya  :)
soylentOrange

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« Reply #88 on: 06-19-2006 07:09 »

lol the consolation prizes were better than the grand prize.




futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #89 on: 06-19-2006 07:33 »
« Last Edit on: 06-19-2006 07:33 »

Fry: I see that look.

Leela: Mmm?

Fry: Stop staring at Bender's ass!

Leela: Shiny...
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #90 on: 06-19-2006 13:59 »

The Deeper Issue
by Xapp Xaniggian

Bender: Hello, profit!
Fry: I can't believe Leela would do this.
Leela: I can't believe Fry would do this.
Nibbler: I wonder if I could eat that mail box?

LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #91 on: 06-19-2006 17:15 »

Fry: I can't believe that Bender is going to church. Thats like me going to Grad school or you going to the eyes doctor.
Leela: Eyes doctor? There is no such thing as an Eyes doctor. I go to the Eye doctor, who is called an optometrist.
Fry: Thats because you have only one eye. I go to the Eyes doctor because I have two eyes.
Leela: No, you go the the Eyes doctor because you are a moron.
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #92 on: 06-20-2006 05:01 »
« Last Edit on: 06-20-2006 05:01 »

Bender:  No time for idle chat now!  This looks like a job for... impedance man!

Random Narrator: That’s right, it’s impedance man... bot.  Man!  Watch him… uh… impede his enemies in a non-stop effort to slightly delay the progress of crime by the voltage of thwarting over the amperage of justice!  Resistance is futile! (Theme music starts)

Meanwhile…

Leela: But we weren’t never chatting with Bender to begin with!  He just walked up to us and said “No time for idle chat!”

Fry:  Stop distracting me!  Staring contests aren’t fair with you, Leela.  You can never technically blink!
Xanfor

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« Reply #93 on: 06-20-2006 05:34 »

Ok, I think JBERGES has got this one in the bag.  ;)

soylentOrange

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« Reply #94 on: 06-20-2006 06:03 »
« Last Edit on: 06-20-2006 06:03 »

JBERGES takes this round by storm.  Resistance is futile... That had me chuckling for like 5 minutes :-)
JBERGES

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« Reply #95 on: 06-20-2006 10:05 »
« Last Edit on: 06-20-2006 10:05 »

transgender nerd under canada

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« Reply #96 on: 06-20-2006 17:04 »

Fry: This coffee tastes like crap!
Leela: Fry, that's not coffee.
Elzar: Hey, relax. I'll go fetch some crap that tastes like coffee instead.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #97 on: 06-20-2006 18:33 »
« Last Edit on: 06-20-2006 18:33 »

Fry: Hurry up!! I need more coffee, NOW!!!
Amy: Wow, coffee is almost as addicting as crack.
Elzar: Yeah it is, especially when you mix crack with it. Its a little trick I learned when I worked at Starbucks. We used to put it into the Sweet N' Low packs. Then, BAM!!! Loyal customers everyday.
spacepilot3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #98 on: 06-20-2006 21:56 »

Fry: Give me some coffee!
Elzar: Wrong cup sir.
Fry: I don't care, and neither should you! I came here with hard earned cash that's sticking out of my wallet in my pants that have holes in it and is now in the process getting stolen by Bender so he can fund his crazy shenanigans which will possibly fail and he will change his mind and buy booze instead which will make him happy until he runs out and rusts up and will want more booze and he will steal more money from my pants while in the meantime Leela will give me the evil eye and Kif and Amy will have horrible mutant babies that will destroy humanity, and all because I don't have the right cup?! I DEMAND COFFEE!!!!
Amy: Wow that was horribly long. Did he even use and commas?
Leela: I think in the last part.
Fry: STOP GIVING ME THE EVIL EYE LEELA!!
Shiny

Professor
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« Reply #99 on: 06-20-2006 22:26 »

FRY: I'd like a refill, please.

ELZAR: Okay, but it'll cost ya.

FRY: What?!  I'm not stupid, you know - it says right on the the menu refills are free!

LEELA: Fry, that's for coffee.  You're drinking bay leaves soaked in hot water with sugar in it.

FRY: I thought it was herbal tea. 

LEELA: I told you it was garnish an hour ago!

FRY: Well, I don't care where it's from, I want some more!  (to Elzar)  Hey, wait, where do you think you're going?

ELZAR: I was gonna go wait on customers who're a little less 'not-stupid' than you.

FRY: Well, you're out of luck, because there aren't any! Now bring me my free refill and make it snappy!
DrThunder88

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« Reply #100 on: 06-20-2006 22:27 »

Fry: Hey, what kind of crappy fish are you trying to push on us?
Elzar: Once again, sir, it's pronounced "crappie".
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #101 on: 06-21-2006 07:18 »

Double Date
by Xanfor
co-authored by Xan42


Fry: Why is there a fish in my coffee?
Leela: Yeah, and why is there a fish on that plate?
Elzar: That's a table decoration, ma'am.
Kif: Actually, using raw fish as a table ornament is against numerous EDA laws and regulations...
Elzar: Who said anything about it being raw? It should still be alive. I never believed in little green men anyhow.

Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #102 on: 06-21-2006 07:25 »

Fry: I didn't order Fish I ordered Trout!

Leela: Fry... A trout is a fish

Fry: Ohhh, so thats why that fish salesman punched me...
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #103 on: 06-21-2006 07:33 »
« Last Edit on: 06-21-2006 07:33 »

Fry: "I need more.  More coffee. MORE!"

Leela: "Fry, that's your 23rd cup today.  It's time to be done."

Fry: "For your information Leela, drinking way too much coffee is an American tradition just like muscle cars, high def televisions, and free education.  Without them we'd be nothing.  We'd be no better than the Chinese!"

Amy: "Hey-"

Fry: "- Do you want us to be no better than the Chinese Leela?"

Leela: "Have you ever even HAD any of that other stuff Fry?"

Fry: "I am not!"

Leela + Kif: *Sigh*
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #104 on: 06-21-2006 07:58 »

Fry: Oh God finally a decent cup of coffee! I'll have another Elzar. You know Leela you could learn a few things about cooking from Elzar. Just like you could learn a few things about sex from Amy.

Leela: (Reaches for fork)

Amy: Bloops!

Kif: Whaa?

So ended Leela and Fry's first marriage.
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #105 on: 06-21-2006 08:09 »

Depressing.  :cry:

futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #106 on: 06-21-2006 09:53 »

Take a chill pill why don't ya.
transgender nerd under canada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #107 on: 06-21-2006 17:08 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by JBERGES:

Fry: Why was there a cup in my fish?
 
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #108 on: 06-21-2006 19:34 »

Here's a valuable lesson in playing to the person who posted the picture...

DrT. wins for a great use of fish pun.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #109 on: 06-22-2006 10:10 »

Ha, JBERGES falls again for my mighty pun power.

LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #110 on: 06-22-2006 12:45 »

Fry: What are they going to do to us?
Leela: I think they are going to torture us.
Bender: Man, this isn't as fun when your on the other side of it. Now, I know what those homeless drifters felt like.
Xanfor

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« Reply #111 on: 06-22-2006 12:52 »

The Inescapable Peril
by Xan4

Leela: Ow! It seems tight...
Bender: I can't believe it!
Fry(Wheezing): Neither can I...
Bender: This three-way bra actually works!

spacepilot3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #112 on: 06-22-2006 19:11 »

Even Bender was shocked when the crew was forced to watch all of Uwe Boll's films twice in a row.
alias_007

Starship Captain
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« Reply #113 on: 06-23-2006 06:27 »
« Last Edit on: 06-23-2006 06:27 »

Bender: Oh my god.. its PEEL message board fans!!
Fry: NOOOOO!!!!
Leela: Their so... ugly..

dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #114 on: 06-23-2006 08:33 »

Fry: urgh!
Bender: Oh my god!
Leela: Why would she sit in that posotion anyway.....
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #115 on: 06-24-2006 00:26 »

A close one.  LayZ wins this round.
winna

Avatar Czar
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« Reply #116 on: 06-24-2006 03:46 »

So... LayZ provides with the next?
alias_007

Starship Captain
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« Reply #117 on: 06-24-2006 06:31 »

Yeah, winna.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #118 on: 06-24-2006 11:41 »

soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #119 on: 06-24-2006 12:12 »
« Last Edit on: 06-24-2006 12:12 »

Leela: "So we're really back?"

Fry: "Yeah!  It's funny, after all these years of being laughed at by Fox executives when I asked for our jobs back all I had to do was sell our souls to another network."


Leela: "Whahoo! We're back! This is the greatest day of my- hey wait a minute, you were being figurative when you said you sold our souls right?"

Fry: "Nope, but come on Leela, how bad could that be?  We were on Fox before.  It's not like hell could be worse than that!" 
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