I Can't Believe it's Another Quote Game!!! 2nd try!!!

[#120 :]

*whip out a MG42 and reconstuct the opening 23 mintues of saving private ryan!*

it may not be Futurama but oh well!

TOTPD

[#121 :]

Me: It's where I sleep! I have no bed!

~Zoidberg, paraphrased, "Kif Gets KNocked Up a Notch"

[#122 :]

Teacher: Good morning JBERGES. I trust you've prepared for today's final exam.

Me: Uh, excuse me? I missed a few lectures. What subject is this?

Teacher: Ancient Egytian algerbra.

Me: What a nightmare!

Teacher: Mister BERGES, are those your underpants?

[Suddenly, I'm only in my underwear]

Teacher: Young man, I think it's time you learned a lesson about Lightspeed brand briefs.


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Fry, others - Fishfull of dollars

[#123 :]

Upon waking up

"Did every thing just taste purple for a second?"

Fry - the Why of Fry

[#124 :]

"I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention, go on..."
Zoidberg.. in some episode that I can't remember... god I'm so crap at these games now cos I don't watch Futurama so much.

[#125 :]

(JBERGES' thing happens to me, only to find myself waking up in class)
Me: Oh man, it's like that drug tript in that movie I saw when I was on that drug trip.

-Fry paraphrased from "TFP"

[#126 :]

Me: "What?"
Female classmate: "Teral, we didn't mind your drinking, or your kleptomania, or your pornography ring."
Male classmate 1: "In fact, that's why we like you."
Female classmate: "But this sleep abuse almost killed us with laughter."
Male classmate 2: "And you made me feel like a jerk for trusting you. Just like when my friend Richie swore he wasn't sleeping, then I found him in my mothers bed and then later I found out he was sleeping. You make me ashamed to be your friend."
Me: "Aw, you're right. I'm a lost cause."

 - Bender, Leela, Zoidberg and Fry, "Hell Is Other Robots"

[#127 :]

Me: Well I'm of to the dumpster to finish those potaot chips  [Class mate] threw away!

Class mate: Those where toenail clippings.

Me: A feast is a feast. (shrugs and walks off).

Zoidy and amy in..... some episode!

[#128 :]

hmmm    34 hours and 7 related entries.

I guess it is Teral for me.

And now excuse me, I'll take a nap, bofore something like this realy happens to me.   

edit: Too tired to spell

[#129 :]

Teral? That name sounds familiar ... oh my god, it's me!!

"After working day and night for weeks, you're finally finished trimming your garden. Then the next morning you wake up only to find a hurricane wrecked everything."

[#130 :]

Me: This looks like the work of a Hurricain and ghosts, big ones....

Bender from "How hermes requasitiond hi grove back".

[#131 :]

Me: This was my old garden. It looks so awful now....

~ Zoidberg, obivously paraphrased, "Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love?"

[#132 :]

Must...resist...temptation... to use... Bureaucrat Song...again...

Someone else: Wow, look at that! Hurricane Joe: The biggest hurricane ever to hit Michigan!
Me: Where?
Someone else: Right in front of you.
Me: Oh! OHH!
Someone else: We were right in the eye. The winds were sure to flatten our vegetables there.
Me: Where?

-Leela, Fry, and Kif paraphrased from "WTBR"

[#133 :]

Me: So you're saying these aren't the decaying ruins of my garden in Colorado in the year 4000?

Farnsworth: You wish! You're in Los Angeles!

Me: But there was this gang of ten year olds with guns!

Leela: Exactly, you are in LA.

Me: But everyone is driving around in cars shooting at eachother!

Bender: That's LA for ya!

Me: But the air is green and there is no sign of civilization what-so-ever!

Bender: "She just won't stop with the social commentary...

Me: And the people are all phony!

[#134 :]

That last one's kinda easy.  From Cryonic Woman, spoken mainly by Fry.

[#135 :]

me: Good lord! What is this?
friend: It's the decayed ruins of the old garden. Welcome home, pal!
me: It's my old terrace, man, that brings back a lot of memories.
friend: kiddin' yourself, pops.
me: A squirrel used to live right here. That as its appartment on the second branch.
*we walk a bit*
me: this is where I planted my roses, on the first of may.
*flashback in memories*
me: My god, they're gone! Everything I've done and cared about is gone!
friend: Wait, there is someone you know!
*some rats cross the garden*
me: Can't you leave me alone?!!

Fry and Bender - Space Pilot 3000 (including cut scenes/animatic) edited

edit: @RCS: Well yes, yes that is! But it isn't the aim of the game to finde where that quote is from. The goal is to find the best quote to a given situation 

[#136 :]

The point? I'm a lazy ass like plenty of people here. I didn't want to modify it because my brain has turned off for the night and only concentraights on things that I dont' have to work hard at. So please leave a message after the beep. *BEEP!*

[#137 :]

 

Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Must...resist...temptation... to use... Bureaucrat Song...again...

You shoulda taken it when you had the chance!

Me: (singing) When I was four there was a hurricane in Washington, 'bout a foot and a half of water.  Everyone was alright, but I cried all night, it blew my whole veggie garden over!  And they said, "This boy's born to be a gardener, born to be all attentive and careful!"  I make my dog and my cat stay in tiny kennels, just to keep them from making me woeful!
My wife: (singing) But something changed when those carrots grew ...
Me: I was home but I never saw her
Wife: He forgot it's not about the size of that squash ...
Me: It's supposed to be about the trowling!
People!  I didn't chose to be a gardener!  No, that's what almighty Rake made me!  I treat tomatoes like kids, and keep 'em under lids, even though nobody eats them!
They say the world relies on us gardeners, until the big farms came along.  But when drought comes to famine, and all still goes well, it'll be my kids that are eatin'!  Neighbor!
Neighbor: The said I probably shouldn't be a builder!
Other neighbor: They poo-pooed my gas powered grill!
Another neighbor: They said I prob'ly shouldn't run, with just one leg!
Joe: I am Joe, please insert meat.
Me: Everybody sing "greenhouse!"
Everyone: Greenhouse!
Me: Now just the gardeners!
Gardeners: Greenhouse!
Me: The greenest thumbs!
Best gardener on block: ... greenhouse.
Me: Sing me home!  When rain comes to flood, you gotta do what you love, even if it's not a good idea!
Joe: I'm Joe, baby!  Please insert carrots!

Yeah, that was lame.  Bite me.

Edit: Oh, by the way, you know who that was, and etc.  If you don't, you need a direct infusion of season two, stat.

[#138 :]

I'm impressed my the number of entries this time, many of them good ones. So after much deliberation, I'm giving this one to Zoidberg227.

[#139 :]

Yes!  Hahahaha!  In your face, DrThunder!  Boo-yah!

You're at the store, and not only are they out of your favorite chilled beverage, but are also out of your favorite processed junk food, and no one seems to be interested in helping you.

[#140 :]

Me: Ohhh. I'm gonna spend the rest of eternity alone with barely any snacks.
- Bender, paraphrased from 'Godfellas'

[#141 :]

Me: This is the worst kind of discrimination, the kind against me!

-Bender, War is the H word.

[#142 :]

Store clerk: What makes a man turn neutral... Lust for snacks? Chilled beverages? or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

zapp, brannigan begin again

[#143 :]

Nothing is going to stand a chance against M0le's brilliant line.

Here goes nothing...

Me: "This stinks!"
Clerk: "Alright, look. Our policy is: If for any reason you are not completely satisfied, I hate you."
::security bots beat me up and throw me out::

 - Amy, "Future Stock"
 - 7 to 11th power clerk, "War Is The H-Word"
 - Security bots, "A Flight To Remember" and "Future Stock"

[#144 :]

Me: Oh, no help for Tongue Luck, huh? Fine. I'll go build my own convenience store. With Cracker Jacks! And Millers! In fact, forget the convenience store and the Cracker Jacks! Ah, screw the whole thing.

-Bender, modified, Episode Two: The Series Has Landed

[#145 :]

Me: This could be the end of the candy bar as we know it!

Also, your life (kills clerk)

Bender- Crimes of the Hot (very modified)

[#146 :]

Oh man, so many good entries, so little to choose!  I was gonna announce a winner last night, but that's hard to do when you've had way too much to drink.  And by "way too much to drink", I mean "a half bottle of peppermint schnapps in less than an hour and a half".  So, instead of announcing game winners, I was stumbling around, knocking over lava lamps and hiding my keys from myself. 

Anywho, enough rambling about last night's adventures.  Mole, you'rs was funny, Teral's had the security bots, and TL referenced the reason why I wasn't here ... so I guess she wins.  The others were good too.

Take it away, tongue!

[#147 :]

Kay, I'll keep the theme going. You wake up, hung over and reeking of vodka, in a bed that's not your own. Suddenly, you realize you're not the only one in there. Let's just say you must've been following the "drink 'til (s)he's hot" rule last night. Your reaction?

[#148 :]

Ah, how I wish I had the chance to think of a clever Futurama quote every time this happened to me (the vodka availabe in Houston is good for two things: ensuring a hangover and cleaning high-performance engines.)  Anyway, let's go for the obvious response since I'm first:

Me: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
Commercial break, maybe?
Her: Good morning, lover.
Me: Uh...listen...
Her: You're now officially my man.  Kudos, I can't say I don't envy you.
Me: Listen, last night was a mistake.
Her: A sexy mistake.
Me: No, just a regular mistake. For a split second my common sense was overwhelmed by vodka.

-Leela and Zapp, Love's Labour's Lost in Space, edited only slightly

[#149 :]

Me: Its the pasadeanya star trek convention all over again!

Ohura or as Mole pointed out below Nichelle Nichols from AOI 1.

[#150 :]

That was Nichelle Nichols.

Me: Awwwww... It's showtime at the Apollo all over again....
- Zoidberg, from 'A Clone of my Own'

[#151 :]

* She looks at me*: (Loud scream)
Me: ( Even Louder Scream)

- Leela, Bender. " I Second That Emotion"

[#152 :]

Me: Yuck.  That's the least appetizing calzone I've ever seen.

-Bender quoted from "Jurassic Bark"

Think about it...think about it...okay, now you can hate me.

[#153 :]

Hmm... Some good entries, some close calls, and one very tenacious mountain lion, but I think I've got to give this one to the Doctor. Go crazy, you crazy crazy!

[#154 :]

Very well, but let it be known that I was once again confused by your avatars...

You go to get a physical examination only to be told you have a rare disease and only six month to live.

:gets mauled by tenacious puma:

[#155 :]

Doctor: Oh, it's just the common cold.  You'll be fine.
Friend: What's that you say?  He has roberculosis?  He's gonna die in six months?
Doctor: No ... what?  Huh?
Friend: Terrible shame, that ... can I have your CD player?
Me: NO!

Dr. Grant, Bender, and Leela from ISTE (edited)

Yes, I know I botched the situation.  But I figured it was wrong anyway, given it came from a dispatcher.

[#156 :]

Hmm...who am I going to give this one to?

[#157 :]

You're going to wait another 24 hours at least to get me some competition, that's who what!  Continue!

[#158 :]

Ok ok I'll enter the competition

"oh.. my god, I'm dying... My parents, my coworkers, my girlfriend... then I'll never see any of them again. Yahoooooooo!"

Fry, slightly edited from SpacePilot 3000

[#159 :]

Me: So you make the Burgers from free range animals here?
Cashier: They frolic in the buttercup field of milk and honey until their first birthday, then we run them through the grinder, the poker and the gouger.
Me: French Fry me.
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Modified Quote from Love and Rocket