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DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary

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« #163 : 12-03-2004 01:18 »
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Originally posted by Nurdbot: Originally posted by Nurdbot: Me: So you make the Burgers from free range animals here? Cashier: They frolic in the buttercup field of milk and honey until their first birthday, then we run them through the grinder, the poker and the gouger. Me: French Fry me. = Modified Quote from Love and Rocket I hate posting the last page.
Just as well...I don't know what the heck that had to do with the situation anyway. I'll give this one away to Wernstrum.
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Tongue Luck

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« #187 : 12-14-2004 13:15 »
« : 12-14-2004 13:15 »
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Oh, hell, I forgot about this! JBERGES wins, if only because this happened to me when I was 14, and the turtle's owner (by which I mean my dad) really did sob. You know, I don't think he's ever fully forgiven me. It's not my fault! I fed it! Most of the time. Okay, so I forgot about it for a weekend. And maybe I let a few friends come over and hold it and poke at it without washing their hands first. And I did take it out of the tank to let it walk on the dirty carpet, leave for coffee, forget what I was supposed to be doing, see a movie, run back to my dad's apartment (as soon as the movie was over. I'm not going to miss a bloated, brainless blockbuster just for some stupid turtle), throw it in the tank, then walk off, muttering, "See? No harm done." And I might never have cleaned its tank in the three weeks I was taking care of it (though, to be fair, it was only alive for two and a half of them). But that turtle's number was up, dammit! It would've died with or without my help. At least I still got paid.
Also, DogDoo, that second quote wasn't Fry. It was Bender in Bendless Love.
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