I Can't Believe it's Another Quote Game!!! 2nd try!!!

[#160 :]

Doctor: Ooh!! Dibs on the CD player!!

Bender from ABPOG


TOTPD!!!        

[#161 :]

 

Originally posted by Nurdbot:
Me: So you make the Burgers from free range animals here?
Cashier: They frolic in the buttercup field of milk and honey until their first birthday, then we run them through the grinder, the poker and the gouger.
Me: French Fry me.
=
Modified Quote from Love and Rocket

I hate posting the last page.

[#162 :]

Me: "Give it to me straight, doctor."
Doc: "OK then, your entire family died when a plane piloted by your fiance crashed into your uninsured home. Plus you have inoperable cancer."
Me: "Do you even have a medical degree?"
Doc: "I lost it... In a volcano."

Calculon and Robodoc - I Second That Emotion
Cubert and Zoidberg - A Clone of My Own

[#163 :]

 

Originally posted by Nurdbot:
 

Originally posted by Nurdbot:
Me: So you make the Burgers from free range animals here?
Cashier: They frolic in the buttercup field of milk and honey until their first birthday, then we run them through the grinder, the poker and the gouger.
Me: French Fry me.
=
Modified Quote from Love and Rocket

I hate posting the last page.

Just as well...I don't know what the heck that had to do with the situation anyway.

I'll give this one away to Wernstrum.

[#164 :]

I won - eat it everyone who posted within the time limit, and that includes you Zoidberg227!

Your plans for a quiet night in are inconveniently interrupted by the Second Coming of Jesus.

[#165 :]

Wernstrum!  *shakes fist claw*
[Bender]*tsk tsk tsk* Cursed by his own hubris![/Bender]

Person in street: I'm sorry, but most quiet evenings were destroyed in 2004 by the second coming of Jesus.

Professor, slightly edited, from "When Aliens Attack".

[#166 :]

Zoidberg's cunning plan of being the only person to enter succeeds again.

[#167 :]

Dammit.

Your favorite game just became rather unpopular.  And you aren't happy about it.  Also, your friend who likes the game and is very good at it appears to have been missing for a few days.

[#168 :]

"Ohhh. I'm gonna spend eternity alone with barely any friends..."
 - Bender, paraphrased from 'Godfellas'

[#169 :]

Me : "now I just wished <enter your friends name here> was here to enjoy this with me!
2nd friend: "Yea that <eyfnh> sure loved to gamble. What do you say if we all gamble one last time for him!
3td friend: "For <eyfnh>!"
all: "For <eyfnh>!"
4th friend: "Whimmy Whozzle!"

Fry, Bender, Leela, Amy, Proffesor, Zoidberg - Fry and the Slurmfactory

[#170 :]

"Another classic game thread locked before it's time..."

- Bender, WNFHGB (edited)

[#171 :]

 

Originally posted by DrThunder88:
 Just as well...I don't know what the heck that had to do with the situation anyway.

I'll give this one away to Wernstrum.

Just a conversation about if the beef is free range (brought up by a normal farm etc) or if it gets the veal treatment. Either way, slaughter house time.

[#172 :]

Take it away German dude!  I wonder how you pronounce eyfnh ...?

[#173 :]

 

Originally posted by Nurdbot:
Just a conversation about if the beef is free range (brought up by a normal farm etc) or if it gets the veal treatment. Either way, slaughter house time.

Yes, but the situation was that a doctor had given you six months to live. Beef has very little bearing on the situation.

[#174 :]

   

Originally posted by Zoidberg227:
Take it away German dude!  I wonder how you pronounce eyfnh ...?

hehe, now that you mention it, I wonderm yself how to pronounce that. I was to lazy tp write <enter your friends name here> again and again.     

So, next situation:     

Ok what about:
"You're in a CD/DVD store, seeing that your favorite band has released their newest LP. Sadly you are to short in money. To be exact, only one buck is missing. What do yo do/say..."

edit: Come to think of it... it was probably asked before. :-/ But I don't care for now.

[#175 :]

Clerk: That'll be $17.99.
Me: I think your forgetting my one dollar millitary discount.
Clerk: Well that's only for people in the millitary.
Me: What?  This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me.
Clerk: Look, our policy is if for any reason, you're not completely satisfied, I hate you.
Me: I can't afford that. Being poor sucks. What kind of world is this where they advertise things not everybody can afford? (To Clerk) Give me your biggest, longest, most worthless album. (Clerk hands me "Yanni: Live at the Acropolis" ) Oh.

-The 7^11 clerk, Fry and Bender paraphrased from "War Is the H-Word"
-Fry paraphrased from "Fishfull of Dollars"
-Bender paraphrased from "A Flight to Remember"
-Tinny Tim from "Mother's Day"

[#176 :]

Ok, it is 3:20am CET (21:20 EST) and there has only been one entry... 

Well... I think I leave the decision up to the founder of Thundernamics Inc., whether he likes to take it away, or if he waits for more competition.

[#177 :]

Let's wait, shall we?

[#178 :]

[old lady beckons me into dark closet, dollar in hand]

Me: I may not know much about whores but I know a lot about doing anything for one dollar!

[I follow]

Hattie- Brannigan Began Again
Fry- Luck of the Fryish

[#179 :]

Me (after seeing the exorbitant price): We'll see. I like to haggle. (walks up to cash register) Say buddy, why's this grand CD so pricy?
Clerk: Well, as you can see, its cover art is a piece of the original US constitution. It was recorded by Queen Elizabeth during her wild years and was buried with George Burns until graverobbing space mushrooms - well, you know the rest.
Me: Give me 25 bucks worth!
Clerk: No can do.
Me: Oh, all right. I'll just take these $25 burning tools, then.

-Fry, Xmas Story
-Bender and Clerk, modified, 300 Big Boys

[#180 :]

Clerk: $30 please.

Me: $30? I can't afford that. Unless...[He pulls out his wallet.] Do you take Visa?

Clerk: Visa hasn't existed for 500 years.

Me: American Express?

Clerk: 600 years.

Me: Discover card?

Clerk: Uh, sorry we don't take Discover.

-Fry and Mall Clerk, A Fishful of Dollars

[#181 :]

hmm... roughly 86 hours after I've given the situation, I'll now announce the winner, I guess.

And it is... yes I think I'll give this one to...

Tongue Luck

 

[#182 :]

Dude. Mine was, like, the worst one. But if you say so...

You're taking care of a friend's pet turtle while he's on vacation. Then the turtle dies. Then your friend gets home. Then what happens?

[#183 :]

Me: Well everybody, I just killed a turtle, what have you done with your life?

Him:  That poor turtle... (Starts sobbing)

Bender:  Crimes of the Hot

[#184 :]

Me: Aaaw, I'm sorry. (whispers) I'll fire up the grill.

Bender(slightly changed) 'Loves Labours Lost in Space'

[#185 :]

Me: There was a tornado.  And ghosts...big ones!
Him: That poor, sweet turtle.  Well, let's gather him up.  No use letting him go to waste.  *Licks lips*

Bender, HHRHGB
Farnsworth, Mars University

[#186 :]

Me: Guys, help, a guinie pig tricked me.

Friend: Oh, how i wish I could belive or understand that.

Zoidy from AOI1 and fry from some were.

[#187 :]

Oh, hell, I forgot about this! JBERGES wins, if only because this happened to me when I was 14, and the turtle's owner (by which I mean my dad) really did sob. You know, I don't think he's ever fully forgiven me. It's not my fault! I fed it! Most of the time. Okay, so I forgot about it for a weekend. And maybe I let a few friends come over and hold it and poke at it without washing their hands first. And I did take it out of the tank to let it walk on the dirty carpet, leave for coffee, forget what I was supposed to be doing, see a movie, run back to my dad's apartment (as soon as the movie was over. I'm not going to miss a bloated, brainless blockbuster just for some stupid turtle), throw it in the tank, then walk off, muttering, "See? No harm done." And I might never have cleaned its tank in the three weeks I was taking care of it (though, to be fair, it was only alive for two and a half of them). But that turtle's number was up, dammit! It would've died with or without my help. At least I still got paid.

Also, DogDoo, that second quote wasn't Fry. It was Bender in Bendless Love.

[#188 :]

New situation:

You wake up one morning to discover that you have somehow unexpectedly gained 72 pounds overnight.  You are now fat(ter).  You say...

[#189 :]

Me: It better for us both to just be ourselves. You, wrinkled as a prune.

Partner: You, fat as the Queen of Seacows.

Me: I love you!

[We kiss]

-Farnsworth and Fat woman, 300 Big Boys

[#190 :]

Me: Oh, wow. It's like that drug trip I saw in that movie when I was on that drug trip.
- Fry, in 'The Farnsworth Parabox'

[#191 :]

Finally, morning.  Now I can do all that stuff I wanted to do today! (I look at my belly) It's not fair!  It's not fair!  Wait, at least I can still see my -- It's not fai --!  Well, at least I still have the love of my life! (lifelong love leaves me) It's not fair!  Well, lucky I know how to mas -- (hands fall off) Aaaaaahhhhh! (tongue falls out, head falls off)  Hey, look at that weird mirror!

The Last Man on Earth, from AHitP, edited.

[#192 :]

Me: PARTY!!!! (stops breathing) Woooo.  Woooo...

Human Bender from AOI2

[#193 :]

JDB had the perfect idea for the situation, but it lost something in the delivery.  Keep at it.  The winner today is Zoidberg227

[#194 :]

Hooray!  I am the greetest! *does the raisin dance*

You have just received a package in teh mail from your very bestest internet nerd friend, and you are about to anxiously tear it open (you never know ... could be a bomb, or anthrax).  Take it from here.

[#195 :]

Friend nearby watching: In my experience, boxes are usually empty. Or maybe with a little cheese stuck to the top... And one time, pepperoni! What a day that was! ARGH! GIVE ME THE BOX!

-Zoidberg, The Farnsworth Parabox

I would be willing to bet that at least 75% of people's entries in this round will be quotes from The Farnsworth Parabox.

[#196 :]

Me:Life was bad, but now it's good, FOREVER!

(opens box; large explosion)

I'm alright.


Zoidberg- I Dated a Robot
Bender- War is the H Word

[#197 :]

*Bump*

Sorry Peeps.

New sitch. You get a call from the DVD Store that your copy of FUTURAMA has come and is ready for you to pick it up, but when you get there they say they have accidently sold it to someone else.

What do you do/say?

[#198 :]

Me: You sold my copy! To who?
Clerk : I can't reveal that information, but you look like a nice fella. I tell you what I'll take your fifty bucks for this Mr. Bean collection.
Me: Hey! These porns are worth fifty bucks!
Clerk : Deal!

Bender, Pawnshop keeper and Fry from "A head in the polls"

[#199 :]

1st Clerk: I'm telling you girl, I have a customer for everything. And he had more money than you.

Me: Aw, you're so mean!

2nd Clerk: Good news, babe! You know that it wasn't really your DVD We've sold?

1st Clerk: We talked about it all the time!

Me: Really?

1st Clerk: No. Burrrn!

....

Bender and Amy in "A Bicyclops Built For Two".
Farnsworth, Fry and Leela in "Leela's Homeworld".