I Can't Believe it's Another Quote Game!!! 2nd try!!!

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*Bump* It's been 2 days. I have one: You just got your geography test back and only made a B+. Your parents agreed that they'd get you that book (or whatever you want) you wanted very badly only if you made an A, A+, or A-. Your reaction?

This was based on my first geo test and my mom said she'd get me Futurama Adventures if I got some sort of A. I just got a B+. How I got to finally read FA was I won a movie award for a movie thing I did this summer...and action!

Top of the page. My first TOTPD:

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Me: My parents said that if I got all A's, they'd buy me "Adventures"!  And I got all B's!  Aaah!  Bees!

Amy, "Put Your Head on my Shoulder"
Homer, in that new Master Card commercial.

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Funny. I likey. I'll let 2 or 3 more people who are willing to go, go.

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Damnit! Why do I always forget about this?       No sense in me entering the competition, since 1 of 2 things will happen: 1) I don't win or 2) I win and forget to post a new situation.

Edit: ahh, what the hell...

Me: "You'd sacrifice my reward just to give a moderately-acceptable grade? You must've smoked some bad granola!"

 - Zapp, "The Problems With Popplers"

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I need like 2 more than I'll choose! C'mon people! Nicely done Teral.

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Since someone--with my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!--cornered the market on bee puns, thus sabotaging any The Sting joke I could make, I'll have to settle for...

(after class, I'm arguing my grade with the teacher. this has been going on for at least 15 minutes)
Teacher: Why don't we call this test (holds up a test with a perfect score and a "You Are Awesome!" sticker at the top) "Test A", and your test (holds up a test with an 88% and a "Better Luck Next Time" sticker... if you look closely, you can see that South Dakota is written on the land mass just north of the one labeled North Dakota... on a map of Europe) "Test B"?
Me: Hey, why can't mine be Test A?
Teacher: You suck!

Leela A, Bender 1 (modified) - The Farnsworth Parabox
Bender - Futurestock

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Actually I like that! Tounge Luck You win this round.

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A victory for Tounge Luck? Gee, thanks, Spacedal1 (nah, just kidding, you're all right).

It's Halloween night. You get home, exhausted, to find a group of no-good teenage hooligans egging and TP-ing your house, smashing your jack o'lanterns, generally engaging in hooligan behavior. What do you do?

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Me: Hooligans, I'm shocked!  Eggs go on the car, toilet paper on the house!

Hooligans: We're so sorry!  We couldn't stop ... wait, you don't care we egged and TPed your house?

Me: Not even a little.  There's nothing wrong with vandalism, just as long as you let Zoidy wet his beak.

Hooligans: You're blackmailing us?

Me: No, blackmail's such a dirty word.  I prever "extortion".  The 'X' makes it sound cool.

The hooligans then become angry and mummify me in a toilet paper and egg goo.

Bender and Leela, AOI I, edited for appropriateness.

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Oh, woe is me. How will I ever choose between all these entries?

I figure it's about time for Zoidberg227 to win by default. Oh well. At least it was funny.

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Woo, a quadruple-post!  No, wait, respond to the names, not the avatars, moron! 

It's 7:45 pm.  The polls close in 15 minutes, and you're stuck in traffic.  It seems that everyone else on the road is a moron, and the free exchange of opinion is easy, given everyone's driving a convertible.  You've lost all patience, and everyone else is rude. 

GO!

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I get off at the next exit/cross-street and go home

Pfft, like one vote ever mattered.

-Fry, A Head in the Polls.
Sorry, it's the best I could come up what with being distracted with the CNN election coverage and all.

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OK.  It's been two days.  Hell, it's been slightly more than two days.  I was hoping for more entries, but obviously that hasn't happened.  Take it away, N-o-r.

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wow, I haven't posted in the new Quote game thread!

ok, here's a situation to get this mill turning again, basic and boring as it is:

You have a particularly favourite CD which you listen to all the time, unfortunately your sibling has taken it and lost it.... you say:

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"Well, I'll do what I always do in these situations..." *Break down and cry uncontrollably*

Bender in Obsoletely Fabulous

Yeah, that was crap, but given the current popularity of this thread I may be in with a chance.

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Me: Finally, solitude.  I can listen to my CD's for all eternity. (Finds CDs missing) It's not fair.  It's not fair!  Wait, casettes aren't that bad, I can still use my tape player. (Tape player breaks) It's not fa...Well, lucky I still have my old vinyl records. (Records turn to dust) Aughh! (For some reason my head falls off) Hey, look at that wierd mirror.

-The last man on Earth paraphrased from "AHitP"

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BIG Older Brother: "Pataloca, do you have a minute? I live in Jersey City and my car broke down and I need to get back 'cause my aunt's real sick and she needs this medicine but I need money for the bus. So I'm mugging you. grabs Pataloca by the collar of her shirt Hand over your cd player!"
Me: "I'm too scared to find my pocket. Here, I'll just take off my pants and give you those." *zip*
BIG Older Brother: "Hey, I don't like what I'm seeing!"

~Mugger and Fry, "Less Than Hero"

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Me (lispy, campy voice): Doc T's back!
Randy, paraphrased in "I, Roommate".

Now seriously ...
Me: (after discovering the tragedy) Fine!  I'll go burn my own CD!  With cool live music! And solos!  In fact, forget the CD!

Bender, paraphrased from "Ep 2, TSHL".

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My Sibling: CD's are unnatural. Why don't you just listen to the ocean?
Me: Which ocean? That ocean? *point to the ocean our house is suddenly at the shore of for no adequately explained reason* Whoa! It's like the earth is making sweet salty love to itself while all the fish groove on it. So much for this garbage. *throw out all my CDs* Take that Beethoven you deaf bastard!

-Waterbot & Bender, Obsoletely Fabulous

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good entries everyone, but the trophy goes to Dr T's already bursting cabinet.

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Wow, Coilette i think this is the bigest turn out that this thread has had in awhile.
Now lets just hope DrT will be back to post a new sitch.

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[Nixon]Thunder's back![/N]

Are there any good situations left?  I guess it would be pretty good if you got kidnapped by Communists and were being transported on a slow boat to China.

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Yeah, let's revive this game slighty!
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Communist: Look out, look out! I'm going to crash my slow-mo-boat! I had to swerve to avoid you!

[He slowly coasts towards a small island]

Me: While you're crashing, could you tell me where all these prisoners end up?

Communist: Oh, you want China.

Me: Wonderful.

Communist: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
...

...

[The boat gradually runs aground]
______________________

Grade 41, Leela, Farnsworth - HHRHGB

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Me: (turns to other prisoners). You know what the worst thing about being a prisoner is, they don't pay you or let you go.

Commie: Shut the hell up.


Fry from APTR and Bender from nearly any episode.

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Hey, I won back there like aweek ago...too bad I didn't check the thread, eh?  I'm practicing my Canadian for when they institute the draft here.

Anyway,
***Read the footnotes as they appear***

Jane Fonda walks by for some reason
Fonda: Are you okay here in the cell?
Me: NO!  There's no cocoa marshmallows, and every night the rats eat a little more of my foot!*
Jane: You know what makes me feel better?  Laughing at other people's misfotunes!  Ahahaha!**

Fonda leaves and an hour or so passes
Prisoner 1: I know, I'll get us out of here! 
Prisoner 2: Bah!  No American could escape from here.
Prisoner 1: Evil Knievel could!
Prisoner 2: Nuh uh!
Me: He's right.  You'd need some sorta Commie. 
...Ah, crap, I'm some sorta Commie!

Amy and Zoidberg, A Taste of Freedom
Bender, TDHAIP
Fry, Robot Santa, and Bender, A Tale of Two Santas

*Not sure if this is the line...I could never understand it myself.
**I have it on the highest authority that Jane Fonda actually said this to American POWs in Vietnam.  Commie bitch.

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Yeah, right Nerd-o.  You were threatening to go to Canada if Bush was reelected...or maybe it was someone else.  The point is, you're the winner.  I didn't select your thing because of it's comical Hanoi Jane reference either.  I liked your thing because it was the longest.  Yes, I've rarely handled things as long as yours, and yours gave me great pleasure.  I've known few things so long to be so satisfying.

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Thank you, DrThunder, for the disturbing imagery.  <Insert homoerotic cop joke here.>

EDIT: Better phrasing.

Kim Jong-Il (the jackass in charge of North Korea) has taken over the world using a combination of briefcase-WMDs and a number one selling Christmas album.  What do you say?

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"This could be the end of the banana daquiri as we know it. *dramatic music and pause* Also life."

Bender, A Big Ball of Garbage Crimes of the Hot (Thanks, DrT)

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Friend 1: Dear Lord, North Korea's back!

Friend 2: We're doomed!

Friend 3: Dooomed!

[I take a large breath]

Me: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Prof, Hermes, Amy, Bender- Problem with Popplers

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Actually it was from "Crimes of the Hot."  I don't want to know what's in banana daquris if they were mining the garbage ball.

Me:[/i] (Speaking to despised tyrant glorious leader Kim Jong-Il on the phone) Conquered?  In an atomic hellstorm?  No, sir.  I'm afraid I don't take much solace in the fact that the implosion triggers functioned perfectly.

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oh, you're right about crimes of the hot. i just remembered them standing on a big meteor-like thing and saying it. easy to get confused, there.

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Me: *with Il's Christmas album playing in the background* It's toe-tappingly tragic!

-Zoidberg, Bendin' In the Wind

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Tough call between JB and boingo...I'll have to go with

boingo2000

This round inspired by:
The Corrupt Despot Contest
The Christmas Single Thread
Team America: World Police
I'm...so...roneryyyyyyyyy....

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You have a mssive porject due for school/work tomorrow, when your printer dies.  You say...

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Me: Oh!  No ink for Zoidy?!  Well fine!  I'll go make my own printer!  With dots!  And matricies! *tries and fails* Aww, screw the whole thing!

Bender, paraphrased and edited from Ep2:TSHL

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Me: "Go on you dummie!"
Friend: "it's toe-trappingly tragic."
Me (to the Win-helpdesk): "Doc, It can't move paper or ink! What's wrong with it?"
PC helpdesk: "User, its circuits are shot, It'll never moce again."
Me: "You mean... (starts crying)"
PC helpdesk : "I'm sorry, you'll have to get a new one."
Me: "I am doomed, everybody leave me alone!"

Professor, Zoidberg, Bender and the doctor, all from Bending in the wind

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Me: I KNEW this machine was crap. Even I laughed at them when they built this machine!

Badly paraphrased from the professy in "KIf Gets Knocked Up a Notch".

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Me: It looks like some idiot spilt coke on the printer!

Friend: Beer, i'd think!

Amy and Fry in When aliens attack.

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Even though it contains the glaring plot hole of a pc helpdesk troubleshooting a printer, I think I have to name GFF the winner!

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me? A winner? Yay!

Ok next one:

"After spending several nights in front of your computer, surfing the net, chatting to people, you end up in class realy tired and not able to avoid falling asleep.
Suddenly you wake up, noticing that all have left class, only a small group of people, including the professor, is standing at the chalkboard and laughs at you. You say: