I Can't Believe it's Another Quote Game!!! 2nd try!!!

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Cute Chick: Don't worry baby I still love you.

Me: (in a soft tone) Yeah baby I know it.

Bender and fembot in..... dam it I thought it was RB but it ain't and I don't now what ep it was from. Nooooooo!

^Put Your Head on My Shoulder

Edit: Stupid page two thing meaning that pointing to the above post made very little sense... I mean, woo! TOTPD! etc!

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Cute girl: "Hah-hah you fell!"
Me: "I will destroy you!!"
Cute girl: *happy laughter*

 - Linda and Morbo, "The Day The Earth Stood Stupid"

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Three entries and one clarifying comment. How tragic that that's pretty good for this thread. Go Teral!

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You're attending a high-class dinner/party. Right now you're talking to the hostess about the delicious dinner you finished eating a few moments ago. Suddenly you realize you're allergic (as in get-me-to-the-hospital-before-I-croak allergic) to one of the key ingridients used. Your reaction is:

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"Uh-oh. I shouldn't have had seconds!"
- Zoidberg, 'My Three Suns'

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*My bones start cracking and everyone gasps*.
Fry: Oh no! Her boneidus! (SP?)
*I end up on the floor in the same position That Guy was in. While my bones are cracking they're playing the Futurama Theme song.*
Zoidberg tapping his foot: It's toe-tappingly tragic.
Spacedal11: My only regret is that I have-*One more crack* Boneidus!
*I die and someone throws a cloth over me body. Bender walks out of the kitchen.*
Bender: Ok shows over, nothing to see here, keep moving, stop crying Fry.

*Fry walks out with his hands covering his face.*
Scene. 

Bender- 30% Iron Chief
Fry & That Guy- Futurestock
Zoidberg- Bendin' in the Wind.

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Me: My vision's fading! I think I'm going to die. Oh, how cruel and melodramatic fate is. Cough then fall over dead.
Hostess: (pause) She was fun.

Fry - My Three Suns
Calculon - Bend Her
Farnsworth - When Aliens Attack
Bender (slightly modified) - Luck of the Fryrish

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Me: Ouch, my sperm.

You can use that line in nearly any situation.

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Hostess: "Wait, I've just remembered that this meal contains stuff!"
Me: "And I've just remembered that I'm allergic to stuff!"
Some Guy: "Is any of that a problem?"
Me: "Not if you've lived a life without regret... AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!11!!!111!"

Fry, Leela and Zoidberg: BitW

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Professor, for writing those lines and amusing me, I proudly, yet angrily, present you with PEEL's new highest honour: The Laughing Medal Of Laughter.

Go Wernstrum.

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You go to the hospital for a routine operation, however when you wake up from the anaesthetic you discover that the doctors got your files mixed up with someone else and have amputated both of your arms by mistake.

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Friend A: "Someone should tell him."
Me: "Tell me what?"
Friend A: "Nothing!"
Friend B: "Well I have a lot of experience telling patients bad news so, let me break it to him gently. [He shakes me and shouts.] Teral you have no arms! Your arms are gone! You have no arms on your body! Where they are I can't say but on your body they're not!"
Me: "Grabby and Squeezy! I loved those guys!"

 - Leela, Fry and Zoidberg, "Spanish Fry"
 - Bender, "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings"

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Me: Hey, doc ... you think you could take another whack at this?

Doctor Morono: For you, my friend, anything.

(scene: outside operating room) *thwack!*

Dr. M.: Alright, alright, third time's the charm!

Fry and Zoidberg, "Why Must I be a Crustacean in Love?"

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Another huge turnout, I see...

Hmm... should I really give the win to the person who won the last round? Meh, what the hell - Teral, your turn.

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You're walking through Nightmare Forest with you girl/boyfriend, when suddenly a pack of werwolves rush out, grab your true love and drag him/her with them. Just as you're about to run after them a wampire step out behind a larch, hand you a wrinkled 50 dollar note and tell you: "you didn't see nothing" and then disappears in a puff of smoke. Baffled you say...

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EDIT: I don't regret my previous submission, but I do both rue and lament it.  Anyhow...

Me (to wampire): Look, what do you want?
Wampire: I WANT MY HANDS BACK![/i]
Me: What the Hell are you talking about, man?
Wampire: I 'unno. <signals werewolves to release the girl>  Instead of being tortured to death, the humans will hereby be expelled from the Nightmare Forest, never to return!
Me: Oh cruel fate!  Can we really never return to this dank, monster-infested forest?
Girl: Wait a minute, why aren't you gonna kidnap me anymore?
Me: Shh! we can tie each other up when we get home!
*The monsters leave and we eventually walk out of the forest*

Me:That seemed unnecessary.

Fry & Robot Devil, TDHAIP
Farnsworth, TCHR (edited)
Multiple occasions (Leela in TDTESS for example)
Mutant Leader, Bender, Leela, and Fry, Leela's Homeworld (edited to make it dirtier)

Fry, LTH

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Me Personality 1:I've got an idea, how about i cram in my carriage and follow them in the carrage!
Me Personality 2:I don't know, i think im to poor to follow werewoloves around in a horse and cart!

That was really bad but all i could think of! Oh well! that was "Bendin in the Wind" Fry and Zoidberg

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24 Hour rule.

New Situation.
Your walking down the walk of fame in HOLLYWOOD when a producer/director says that he's making a new film and he wants you to play the lead. What do you say?

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"Oh, Snap!"

Fry in TWOF

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"Bam!" *Point at one of my friends*


Elzar in virtually any scene he is in

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I thought the idea with 24-hour rule was that the winner (Nerd-O-Rama) had 24 hours to post a new situation.

Anyway...

"Now Teral is the popular one!"

 - Zoidberg, "The Cryonic Women"

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'Take that no-one who's ever got cast in a movie! And that includes you *insert friends name*

Bender - AOI 2 (I think....)

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Originally posted by Teral:
I thought the idea with 24-hour rule was that the winner (Nerd-O-Rama) had 24 hours to post a new situation.

I won?  Oh well, this situation's as good as any.  I won't post a quote though, mostly because I got nothin'.

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Knocks on producer's door the next day.
Proudcer: Listen I'm very busy so unless your the boiler I asked for beat it.
He shuts the door and I knock again.
Producer: I said beat it.
Spacedal11: That was the other Spacedal, I'm Spacedog.

Calculon & Bender- That's Lobstertainment! (It was horribly editied.)

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Ok, now to chose a winner......

...... take it away, Teral.

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I think it's been just over 24 hours by now...

You wake up one morning in a strange city, you have no idea where you are or how you got there.

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Me: Huh, wha?  Where am I now?
Man: You're in Los Angeles!
Me: But there were ten-year olds with guns!
Woman: Exactly: You're in LA.
Me: But everyone is driving around in cars shooting at each other!
Man #2: That's L.A. for you.
Me: But the air's green and there's no sign of civilisation whatsoever!
Man #2: He just won't stop with the social commentary!

The Professor in some episode I can't remember
Fry, Professor, Leela, Bender in "Cryonic Woman"

I might edit it later to be more funny and make fun of my town.

Edited for spelling and other types of correctness.

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Me:  Wha, where Am I...oh, look...a casion [goes in, & sits at a slot machine...pulls lever on machine, hits jackpot]
Me: Ah...a casion where I win!..This must be Heaven!  {pulls lever again-wins again]
Me:...a casino where I always win..thats boring..this must be..HELL!
Some Guy:  Your not in heaven or Hell...your on a plane!
Me:  Theres an Evil Monkey tearing apart the wing!!
Some Guy Again:  why should I believe you..You're Hitler!!

-The Scary Door from an episode I cant remember

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Why do all my scenarios get a measly two replies?

Zoidberg227 wins, incidentally the Farnsworth quote was from Bender Gets Made.

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You're on your way home from school for the weekend, when suddenly, your car's oil light comes on, and the engine quits.  You're a half hour outside of some podunk town two hours away from home.
(This actually happened to my friend today ... hehehe.  We plan on making fun of him for it all weekend)

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Me: It's ok, I have an emergency phone.
(I pick up a comb and start combing my hair)
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Splah! It's a videophone. Lucky I'm a member of the Astroafroantarcticoamerasian Auto Association.

- Amy and Fry, Put Your Head on my Shoulder

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"Fix-it Fix-it Fix-it Fix-it.....Fix-it Fix-it Fix-it!"

-Fry from "A Clone of My Own"

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Friend: "Wernstrum! I told you to refuel the car before we left!"
Me: "Meh, I'll do it when we get home."

Leela and Bender in LLLiS

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Meh.  Prof. W., you are disqualified because I clearly stated it was the oil light that came on.  I'll give it to Yinger, I guess.

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Woo, it's been a while since I've done one of these, so lets see...
You have been tirelessly building a house of cards for the last 12 hours, and just when you put the final card in place & are basking in all the glory of your creation, a friend walks in the room and "accidently" bumps the table, causing your hours of work to come crashing down.

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Probulator: Hey, why are you making my beautiful creation collapse?
Friend: Oh, I don't know. I guess Mondays just puts me in a bad mood.
Probulator: Why's that?
Friend: One Monday, the only man I ever loved walked out on me. Some snot-eating bastards say it made me a bitter woman.
Probulator: Gee. You're not a bitter -
Friend: Cram it, ape!

(From the Mother's Day ep., Ignar, Mom & Larry)

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Damn, forgot all about my turn. 

Anyway...

Me: "You bastard! I'll kill you! You bastard!"
(stats pummeling friend)

 - Fry, "Why Must I Ba A Crustacean In Love?"

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Finishes card tower reading "JBERGES RULES AT CARD ASSEMBLY"

Me: There, now no one will forget who I am or my attitude regarding cards.

Friend: Alrights ladies, let's flush these lofted cards straights to hell!

[cards fall, the pile now reads "JBERGES EAT ASS"]

Me: Nooooo!


Bender, Sal:  Pharaoh to Remember (edited)

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Me: My dreams of glory died before they began! My life, and by extension everyone else's, is meaningless!
- Bender in "Bend Her" and "Time Keeps on Slipping"

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Wow...this is gunna be a tough decision...however, after carefully reading the scriptures, I'm gunna have to declare the winner to be:  Teral