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KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #360 on: 02-17-2008 16:54 »

Fry:  I'm going to find my lost pajamas in this manhole, and you guys can't stop me! 

Leela:  Fry, wait!  You can't!  You don't know what dangers lurk down there!  Bender!  Help me out here!

Bender:  Fine!  But just one question!

Leela:  What?

Bender:  What the hell is "The PJs"?!
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #361 on: 02-17-2008 17:42 »

man this is hard.  I was hoping that, if I waited long enough, someone would post something that was a clear winner.

Uhh...  It's a four way tie at least.  I dunno... *someone slips 20 bucks into my pocket*  And LayZ wins!
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #362 on: 02-17-2008 22:27 »

soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #363 on: 02-17-2008 22:38 »
« Last Edit on: 02-18-2008 00:00 »

Fry: "Wow, look at her boots!  Those are the nicest boots I've ever seen!"

Leela: "Hey, now hold on a minute; that's not true.  And anyway, mine are bigger!"

DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #364 on: 02-18-2008 01:41 »

Leela: First, "baby oil orgy" isn't really a command.  Second, you didn't say "Simon says".
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #365 on: 02-18-2008 02:03 »
« Last Edit on: 02-18-2008 02:03 »

Leela:  I said you should date someone in lieu of me!

Fry: I think I caught the important part of that sentence.

Prof: Well when you're all done in the loo clear out because I'll need it!
DogDoo8

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #366 on: 02-18-2008 09:14 »
« Last Edit on: 02-18-2008 09:14 »

Bender: So, what'd I miss?

Leela: Fry found his birthday pressy early while he was looking for floor cookies.

Fry: Glow on. Glow off. Glow on.....

Lucy Bot: If you click my preferences and then the Sex TAB you can enable what sex acts I can preform. For further fetish options, please visit our website.

Professor: Yes, those damnded Owls are leaving their feccies everywhere.  Now wheres Zoidberg, the Angry dome needs cleaning.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #367 on: 02-18-2008 10:42 »

Bender: So the Lucybot is not only programmed for the sex acts of 37 species but is a fully qualified dentist too?

Prof: Yes, although neither might not be truly painless. Now Leela, wait your turn.

Leela: Aaaaaah.

Prof: And Bender weren't you ahead of Fry in the line?

Bender: Uh, that was just for the exam.
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #368 on: 02-18-2008 16:43 »

Leela: Why did we have to get the radioactive model? Look, it's already destroyed the part of his brain that let's him occasioanlly NOT look like an idiot!
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #369 on: 02-18-2008 18:43 »

Bender: Hey, Fry looks like he's got a crush on this new operator we've got.

Leela: Why does she have to live here? Can't she get a house in the suburbs or something?

Farnsworth: No, you know how those Heisenberg's are. They can't commute.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #370 on: 02-18-2008 21:16 »

Leela: "Fry it's programed as a sex toy, so I don't think it recognizes you standing there with your mouth open as the command for 'make me cookies'."
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #371 on: 02-19-2008 17:29 »
« Last Edit on: 02-19-2008 17:29 »

Dr. T wins.  "Simon Says Orgy"  laff
FryBender4

Bending Unit
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« Reply #372 on: 02-19-2008 17:34 »

oops im too late ill wait for the next one
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #373 on: 02-19-2008 19:57 »
« Last Edit on: 02-19-2008 19:57 »

Somehow I new he would win. It might have been the hilarity.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #374 on: 02-20-2008 04:39 »
« Last Edit on: 02-22-2008 00:00 »

Simon says "dub this."



LINK, just in case.

Insta-Win for anyone who posts what I thought of when I grabbed it.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #375 on: 02-20-2008 04:52 »
« Last Edit on: 02-20-2008 04:52 »

(Yeah, I'm going to keep running with my X-Men theme.)

Leela: For the last time, I'm NOT the X-Men mutant Cyclops. I'm just a mutant who happens to be a cyclops.
Fry:(in audience) BOOO! Shoot some lasers or get off stage!
Tornadoboy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #376 on: 02-20-2008 08:52 »
« Last Edit on: 02-21-2008 00:00 »

Leela: And Zombie Jesus said unto his followers, "Let it who is without mutation launch the first rocket."
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #377 on: 02-20-2008 10:51 »
« Last Edit on: 02-20-2008 10:51 »

Leela: "... and that's why I'm running for the position of president of Earth."

reporter: "Excuse me ma'am, but I don't think 'I can beat up all the other candidates' qualifies as a platform."

@tornadoBoy: I'm glad to see that PEEL finally decided to let you post  smile
Tornadoboy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #378 on: 02-20-2008 11:35 »

I'm glad too, soylent. It's a marvelous thing.  smile
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #379 on: 02-20-2008 11:56 »

Heckler: Take it off!

Leela: But it's the speaker that supposed to imagine that the audience is naked.

Heckler: It's not your imagination!
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #380 on: 02-20-2008 12:19 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by DrThunder88:Insta-Win for anyone who posts what I thought of when I grabbed it.
DrT (thinking):  Man, nachos would be good tonight.

No?  Ok, I'm gonna channel some Xanfor here...
_____

Leela:  Second Degree Murder?  Well, I'm sorry, but that polynomial had it coming.
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #381 on: 02-20-2008 13:27 »
« Last Edit on: 02-21-2008 00:00 »

Leela: "So, after my parents decided to move me here at the age of 2 hours, life changed, I've had no Long-Term Relationships."
Dr T: "Why can't she see that she's Bisexual? I mean, she's hot, and I'd hit that, but that's the story that convinced me that my wife was..."
Fry: "Dude, there's a back story we don't know about you, isn't there?"
Dr T: "You're damn right there is!"
(He thought of it! Leela's no Bi, duh!)
trickster381

Starship Captain
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« Reply #382 on: 02-20-2008 15:09 »

Leela: "I had a dream that one day, Humans and mutants would live together in peace."
Person in audience: "Get of the stage you mutant."
Leela: " Hey, I have the right to free speech. How can you make fun of me when your homeless."
Person: "I would rather be homeless than live in peoples sewage."
Leela: "But you do live in peoples sewage."
Person: "That's not the point."
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #383 on: 02-20-2008 20:34 »
« Last Edit on: 02-21-2008 00:00 »

Leela: "Thank you all for coming. I know there has been alot of talk lately about my alleged relationship with one of my co-workers. So I'm here to set the record straight. I did not have sexual relations with that woman!"
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #384 on: 02-21-2008 11:45 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by JBERGES:
Leela:  Second Degree Murder?  Well, I'm sorry, but that polynomial had it coming.

Get out of my HEAD!!!  eek   eek   eek

 
Quote
Originally posted by Frisco17:
Leela: "Thank you all for coming. I know there has been alot of talk lately about my alleged relationship with one of my co-workers. So I'm here to set the record straight. I did not have sexual relations with that woman!"

Damn right.

BenderīsRevenge

Bending Unit
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« Reply #385 on: 02-21-2008 20:56 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Simon says "dub this."



Insta-Win for anyone who posts what I thought of when I grabbed it.

Either the link is busted or my computer is, cause I can't see it...   cry
gaschief

Professor
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« Reply #386 on: 02-21-2008 21:00 »

My computer must be busted too!
trickster381

Starship Captain
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« Reply #387 on: 02-21-2008 21:18 »

it's busted over here too
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #388 on: 02-21-2008 21:24 »

It has to be the link.
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #389 on: 02-21-2008 23:18 »
« Last Edit on: 02-21-2008 23:18 »

I can't dub it because I can't see it.  cry
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #390 on: 02-21-2008 23:29 »
« Last Edit on: 02-21-2008 23:29 »

Here's the same picture from another link.

DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #391 on: 02-22-2008 04:28 »

I'm not sure what happened.  I rehosted it in the original post.

We'll give it a little more time due to the snafu.
limegreenaffair

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #392 on: 02-22-2008 05:10 »

OMFG! Epic win for futz
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #393 on: 02-22-2008 12:52 »
« Last Edit on: 02-22-2008 12:52 »

Leela: So as I was saying before I deserved to win this award for... Wait what is this award for?
Zapp *OS*: It's for being the most erotic cyclops to ever have sex with me.
Leela: Oh lord. How did  ever get tricked into coming here? I should have know it'd have something to do with Zapp.
Farnsworth *OS*: Leela accept the award and go sleep with Zapp because I want some action to. Oh my yes.

Woooo, horrible.

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
BenderīsRevenge

Bending Unit
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« Reply #394 on: 02-22-2008 18:35 »

Leela: ...and so with great humility, I accept this award for starship captain of the year.

Award Host: Um, what are you holding on to?  I haven't given the award yet.  And you're not even nominated...
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #395 on: 02-23-2008 10:03 »

I'm going to go with futz on this one.  LayZ was really close though.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #396 on: 02-23-2008 11:34 »

The Nobel Prize Selection Committee isn't what it used to be.

Here you go.

LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #397 on: 02-23-2008 11:53 »

FOX: Commencing cancellation process.
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #398 on: 02-23-2008 12:05 »
« Last Edit on: 02-23-2008 12:05 »

Amy: Professor I didn't know that the Planet Express Ship was a Transformer.
Farnsworth: It is why shouldn't it be? It part of my plan to take over the unovers with transformers in the shap of delivery ships.


Horrible. Hooray!!
Sedna

Bending Unit
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« Reply #399 on: 02-23-2008 12:13 »

Amy: What's going on?
Leela: It's the ship!  Its personality software is out of control again!
PE Ship:  Where's Bender?  Tell me, or I'm taking Zoidberg out.
Everyone else:  Is that all?  [yawns]

Lame, but I'm no good with these.
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