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x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #560 on: 04-13-2008 03:46 »

-35: If youre a people-person you could drink a can of soylent cola, followed by a heaping helpful of soylent chow.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #561 on: 04-13-2008 21:03 »

-36: Fry has, what the Robot Devil's old music teacher calls, stupid hands

-37: 2008 is the year of the suicide booth.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #562 on: 04-14-2008 10:58 »

-38: Some muggers let their robot do the dirty work.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #563 on: 04-14-2008 15:07 »

-39: Starships run on dark matter, which can be found in the poop of Nibblonians.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #564 on: 04-14-2008 16:55 »

-40: Winners don't use drugs.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #565 on: 04-14-2008 17:01 »

-41: Hypnotism is for losers with big creepy eyebrows

-42: Saying "anchovies" repeatedly messes up pizza making robots
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #566 on: 04-14-2008 18:17 »

-43: Signoids make pizza with things...swarms of things.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #567 on: 04-14-2008 18:19 »

-44: Fry dropped out of Coney Island Community College
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #568 on: 04-14-2008 21:33 »

-45: Severely reduced pay is better than nothing.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #569 on: 04-14-2008 21:37 »

-46: Fry loves invisible dogs

-47: Pooping is not allowed at pet show award assemblies

-48: Soylent Chow, the dog food made of dogs.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #570 on: 04-14-2008 22:04 »

-49: Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #571 on: 04-15-2008 02:39 »

-50: Mittens the kitten learned a very valuble lesson.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #572 on: 04-15-2008 16:25 »

-51: College in the 20th Century is now considered at the same level as High School now.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #573 on: 04-17-2008 13:50 »

-52: Dirt doesn't need luck

-53: You don't have to like whales to be a whale biologist.

-54: Life is tough being a fembot living in a manbot manputer's world
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #574 on: 04-17-2008 16:41 »

-55: People keep yelling at Zoidberg to put on pants.

-56: The Big Brain is the greetest and is leaving for no raisin!
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #575 on: 04-17-2008 20:59 »

-57: All human ghosts are dead.

-58: Putting Hitler's brain in a great white shark is going too far.
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #576 on: 04-18-2008 02:24 »

-59: Superking is the best one of the three.

-60: Bender hates the things the other guys support.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #577 on: 04-18-2008 04:32 »

-61: Bender would have used the name 'El Zilcho' if he had thought of it at the time.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #578 on: 04-18-2008 15:09 »

-62: Cloberella beats you up.

-63: The most dangerous animal of all is the Zookeeper.

-64: 11>4
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #579 on: 04-18-2008 16:48 »
« Last Edit on: 04-18-2008 16:48 »

-65: Bender cant get up off his back unless he's slightly on his side
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #580 on: 04-18-2008 17:37 »

-66: Bender's special powers are his extendible arms & being able to open his chest cavity door at will.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #581 on: 04-18-2008 17:40 »

-67: Bender's chest is reflective when it needs to be

-68: Beavers mate for life
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #582 on: 04-18-2008 17:43 »

-69: Nibblonians celebrate with "the feast of 1000 hams".
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #583 on: 04-18-2008 19:59 »

-70: Leela thinks the gorillas the elves made were OK.


Mittens: What are you doing?
Bolt: Stay back! If I stare at the lock really hard, it'll burst into flames and melt.
Mittens: Now I'm concerned on a number of levels.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #584 on: 04-18-2008 20:08 »

-71: Zapp loves Velour.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #585 on: 04-18-2008 20:18 »

-72: Amy Wong seems to like to curse in Chinese...
 

Mittens: What are you doing?
Bolt: Stay back! If I stare at the lock really hard, it'll burst into flames and melt.
Mittens: Now I'm concerned on a number of levels.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #586 on: 04-18-2008 21:02 »

-73: Kif is not as big a fan of velour as Zapp.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #587 on: 04-18-2008 21:04 »

-74: Mr. Wong owns 1/4 of Mars

(If you don't believe me, argue with seattlejohn01 on that one)


Mittens: What are you doing?
Bolt: Stay back! If I stare at the lock really hard, it'll burst into flames and melt.
Mittens: Now I'm concerned on a number of levels.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #588 on: 04-18-2008 21:09 »

-75: Amazonian women still can't dunk.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #589 on: 04-18-2008 21:12 »

-76: But Amazonians have great fundimentals  big grin
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #590 on: 04-18-2008 21:16 »

...which still don't make up for their inability to dunk.

-77: Seymour is the only dog that can hum/bark "walking on sunshine".
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #591 on: 04-18-2008 21:17 »

-78: Amazonians don't understand why femputer wants gold
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #592 on: 04-18-2008 21:17 »
« Last Edit on: 04-18-2008 21:17 »

-79: Zapp has been defeated by gravity more times than we've seen.

-80: For quality carpets visit Kaplan's Carpet Warehouse.

-81: The first US president was... er... a pickle jar?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #593 on: 04-18-2008 21:21 »

-82: It's against the law to have scissors near the yarn people of Nylar 4.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #594 on: 04-18-2008 21:24 »

-83: Arachno-spores are fatal.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #595 on: 04-18-2008 21:42 »

-84: Chester A. Arthur fall down.

-85:Charles De Gaul is just some "french guy" to Fry

-86: You're never to rich to enjoy a turkey dog

Mittens: What are you doing?
Bolt: Stay back! If I stare at the lock really hard, it'll burst into flames and melt.
Mittens: Now I'm concerned on a number of levels.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #596 on: 04-18-2008 21:52 »

-87: Giant Spiders will continue to weave silk tapestries, even as your killing them.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #597 on: 04-18-2008 21:55 »

-88: Spiderians are more closely related to our elephants than our spiders.

-89: Spiderians taste like king crab.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #598 on: 04-18-2008 22:03 »

-90: Kif can scare Foads by inflating his head


Mittens: What are you doing?
Bolt: Stay back! If I stare at the lock really hard, it'll burst into flames and melt.
Mittens: Now I'm concerned on a number of levels.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #599 on: 04-18-2008 23:06 »

-91: Once the grand midwife has done her job you don't have to talk to her anymore.
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