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seattlejohn01

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« #600 : 04-18-2008 21:53 »

-92: The grand midwife will do the exact same birthing ceremony, regardless of whether your smyzmar shows up or not.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #601 : 04-19-2008 09:04 »

-93: Femputer doesn't like to be hit

seattlejohn01

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« #602 : 04-19-2008 11:12 »

-94: Femputer is actually a fembot.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #603 : 04-19-2008 12:14 »

-95: The men who last arrived on Amazonia died of crush pelvises.

seattlejohn01

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« #604 : 04-19-2008 13:00 »

-96: Amazonians are catagorized into beautiful women, petite women & large women.
limegreenaffair

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« #605 : 04-19-2008 17:30 »
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-97. Bender's serial number is 2716057.
seattlejohn01

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« #606 : 04-19-2008 17:38 »
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-98: Amazonians think Kif looks like a "little green kissy man"
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #607 : 04-19-2008 18:58 »

-99: Commercials are transmitted though your dreams

-100: Love relations don't work between humans and mermaids.
seattlejohn01

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« #608 : 04-19-2008 20:23 »

-101: If you can't breathe underwater, a mermaid will give you a breathing device.
ShepherdofShark

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« #609 : 04-20-2008 03:58 »

-102: Caffeine speeds up the process of evolving into mermaids.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #610 : 04-20-2008 08:43 »

-103: One Hundred cups of coffee gives you super sonic speed
seattlejohn01

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« #611 : 04-20-2008 11:03 »

-104: He/she who rides a Buggalo is considered to be "special"
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #612 : 04-20-2008 14:50 »

-105: You're always welcome at Ranch O'Zoidberg
seattlejohn01

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« #613 : 04-20-2008 18:10 »

-106: The wongs hate Zoidberg; his nickname with them is "Lobster Mooch".
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #614 : 04-20-2008 19:33 »

-107: There are somethings Bender can only express through dance
seattlejohn01

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« #615 : 04-20-2008 19:57 »

-108: Bender can deal cards without using his hands...by dealing them with his mouth.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #616 : 04-26-2008 15:07 »

-109: Amy doesn't check her messages very often
ShepherdofShark

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« #617 : 04-26-2008 15:56 »

-110: The Nibblonian race is 17 years older than the universe.
Frisco17

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« #618 : 04-26-2008 20:17 »

-111: Amy has dated numerous people named Armondo Cruz.
seattlejohn01

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« #619 : 04-27-2008 01:42 »

-112: Per Nibbler, all religions are wrong.
ShepherdofShark

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« #620 : 04-27-2008 13:11 »

-113: Using Spaceship engines to dry your hair gives you great lift.
seattlejohn01

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« #621 : 04-27-2008 15:38 »

-114: Fry has no problem sleeping with his relatives.
ShepherdofShark

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« #622 : 04-28-2008 12:24 »

-115: Fry makes his own hair gel.

-116: According to Calculon, bad acting can give you cancer.
seattlejohn01

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« #623 : 04-28-2008 13:00 »

-117: Unlike humans, child robot actors need to have puberty installed.
ShepherdofShark

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« #624 : 04-29-2008 10:04 »

-118: Sharks don't look back, cause they don't have necks.

-119: Necks are for sheep.
seattlejohn01

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« #625 : 04-30-2008 10:49 »

-120: There are only 2 kinds of people: sheep & sharks.
ShepherdofShark

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« #626 : 04-30-2008 11:32 »
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-121: Zoidberg isn't sure which out of sheep or sharks is the one people like to hug.

-122: "Which is the one people like to hug?" is a gutsy question.

-123: According to that guy, Zoidberg is a shark.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #627 : 04-30-2008 11:43 »

-124: Even sheep are mesmerized by the hypnotoad

-125: Even giant brains aren't smart sometimes
seattlejohn01

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« #628 : 04-30-2008 16:24 »

-126: According to "that 80's guy", there's only one reason to advertise...to grow the "brand".
ShepherdofShark

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« #629 : 05-01-2008 12:03 »

-127: Nibbler sometimes worries that the Nibblonians are cute.

-128: The Scooty Puff Jnr sucks.

-129: The Scooty Puff Snr is much better than the Scooty Puff Jnr.
seattlejohn01

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« #630 : 05-01-2008 15:51 »

-130: All the equiptment Fry is given to fight wars or travel in space by himself have the same wind up theme song - "Pop Goes The Weasel".

ShepherdofShark

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« #631 : 05-02-2008 10:07 »

-131: The moon has an emperor.

-132: Al Gore invented the environment.
seattlejohn01

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« #632 : 05-02-2008 11:46 »

-133: In the 31st century, gas costs $100/gallon.
ShepherdofShark

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« #633 : 05-02-2008 12:03 »

-134: Martian phone numbers contain letters of the Greek alphabet.
seattlejohn01

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« #634 : 05-02-2008 12:25 »

-135: Robots can actually be made to resemble fat humans.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #635 : 05-02-2008 13:56 »

-136: Leela and Lars don't want to see it make a star!

-137: Naked aliens like calling people "doo-doo heads".

-138: If you are a villain, always wear a doom proof platinum vest.
ShepherdofShark

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« #636 : 05-02-2008 14:01 »

-139: Any nudist villain should consider wearing doom-proof pants.
seattlejohn01

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« #637 : 05-02-2008 14:50 »

-140: Bender likes hanging out with previous time copies of himself.
ShepherdofShark

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« #638 : 05-02-2008 14:59 »

-141: Twelve baby humans = Twelve hundred wing wangs.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #639 : 05-03-2008 07:51 »

-142: Bender doesn't realize that kids have names

-143: Albert weighs about 40 pounds
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