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ShepherdofShark

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« #640 : 05-03-2008 09:21 »

-144: Comets are the icebergs of the sky.

-145: By jack-knifing from one comet to another you might get some kind of gravity boost.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #641 : 05-03-2008 10:10 »

-146: People yell at Zoidberg to put on pants.

-147: At funerals, according to Bender, everything should be louder and sadder!
winna

Avatar Czar
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« #642 : 05-03-2008 11:18 »

-148: Alien babes.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #643 : 05-03-2008 19:26 »

-149 Bender likes Kenny Loggins
ShepherdofShark

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« #644 : 05-04-2008 03:14 »

-150: If you work for the central bureaucracy you can be posthumously demoted.
Turanga, A

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« #645 : 05-04-2008 04:12 »

-151 Solid gold death stars have "Acilles Vents"

-152 Torgo's Powder's deadly but unstable
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #646 : 05-04-2008 08:32 »

-153: You can buy the Milky Way on eBay.

-154: Professor thinks orphans are cooler than Dwight and Cubert.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #647 : 05-04-2008 13:25 »

-155: Ebay in the future takes cashier's checks.
ShepherdofShark

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« #648 : 05-04-2008 13:44 »

-156: The being of inconceivable horror has an eBay account.
seattlejohn01

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« #649 : 05-04-2008 14:06 »

-157: Galaxies are for sale on ebay in the future.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #650 : 05-04-2008 14:29 »

-158: You don't want to be old and lonely like ZOIDBERG!!!!!!
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #651 : 05-04-2008 15:04 »

-159: Nerds like David X. Cohen can be found at eBay.com
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #652 : 05-04-2008 15:30 »

-160: A head's ultimate goal in the head museum is to be in the front row.

-161: Looking after Narwhals is good experience for working in the head museum.

-162: Bender catches cronitons with his mouth.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #653 : 05-04-2008 15:42 »

-163: Bender can be a pepper grinder

-164: The essence of pure flavor is water
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #654 : 05-04-2008 18:05 »

-165: Collecting cronitons will cause the galaxy to tear & rupture.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #655 : 05-04-2008 20:10 »

-166: A bomb in a case is just like a head in a jar

-167: Zoidberg is willing to do what the bomb wants.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #656 : 05-04-2008 20:25 »

-168: Bender's self destruct code is 1A, 2B,3 BOOM!
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #657 : 05-05-2008 07:33 »

-169: James Doohan can't yodel.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #658 : 05-05-2008 09:52 »

-170: Welshie was brought in to replace James Doohan when the Star Trek cast decided to do musical reunions in the 22nd century.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #659 : 05-05-2008 12:22 »

-171: Even in the future the old Star Trek rule still applies: if you want to survive an away mission, don't wear a red sweater.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #660 : 05-05-2008 13:24 »

-172: The Star Trek actors will give up a paradise (rums: regular & spiced, etc) to avoid only 1 annoying Star Trek fan.
Frisco17

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« #661 : 05-05-2008 19:18 »
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-173: George Forman envies the dead.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #662 : 05-05-2008 19:52 »

-174: Rich Little's head still does Howard Cosell impressions in the future.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #663 : 05-06-2008 05:26 »

-175: He's just a simple, country hyper chicken
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #664 : 05-06-2008 10:34 »

riffing...

-176: who's under arrest for "that thar in-com-petence".
ShepherdofShark

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« #665 : 05-06-2008 14:05 »

-177: Ambergris: Noun; a grease-like product of the sperm whale's digestive tract that is used as a base in the finest perfumes. This has been ShepherdofShark, your guide to the world of facts.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #666 : 05-06-2008 14:49 »

-178: The Planet Express medical plan only covers one type of shell replacement for Zoidberg; an all white shell with a bar code on it.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #667 : 05-06-2008 16:32 »

-179: That one's like a summer guy!
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #668 : 05-06-2008 16:41 »

-180: Zapp Brannigan is so hard up that he'll settle for seeing a woman's elbow.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #669 : 05-06-2008 17:27 »

-181: Zapp has seen Linda's breasts.

-182: Linda has seen whatever Morbo has on his chest.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #670 : 05-06-2008 20:53 »

-183: If you don't want to die by snu snu, Zapp will think you're gay.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #671 : 05-07-2008 11:06 »

-184: Zapp's quarters on the Nimbus are also known as the Lovenasium.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #672 : 05-07-2008 13:53 »

-185: Rubbing Cheetah blood on the Planet Express ship engine won't make it go faster.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #673 : 05-07-2008 17:41 »

-186: 9, 10, a big fat hen.

-187: His name was Bender.

-188: Bender wants to drift through the American southwest
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #674 : 05-07-2008 18:25 »

-189: Unlike other indian civilizations, Martians DO have a sense of possession.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #675 : 05-09-2008 09:11 »

-190: You can tell a NNY tourist by how they exit the tubes.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #676 : 05-09-2008 10:35 »

-191: When logging onto the internet, you can actually walk down it's streets.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #677 : 05-09-2008 20:11 »

-192: Bayside Beans, they're the beaniest!

-193: Bender has always wanted to be a folk singer.

-194: Fire indeed hot!

-195: Every animal, robot, and some trees show the delta brainwave.

-196: Tonight they are slaves to nobody, except the rhythm.

-197: If you spray paint a building to say "Bender Lives Large and Kicks Ass", and then destroy it, it will say, "Bender Licks Ass"

-198: Santa Clause is friends with Jesus.

-199: Glagnar's Human Rinds are a muncha buncha cruncha human fun.

-200: Soylent cola varies from person to person.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #678 : 05-10-2008 02:27 »

-201: Dr. Farnsworth likes Soylent cola.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« #679 : 05-10-2008 04:18 »

-202: In the thrity-first century the internet is still primarily about porn.
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