Futurama   Planet Express Employee Lounge
The Futurama Message Board

Design and Support by Can't get enough Futurama
Help Search Futurama chat Login Register

PEEL - The Futurama Message Board    General Futurama Forum Category    General Disscussion    1000 Things to Learn « previous next »
 Topic locked! 
Author Topic: 1000 Things to Learn  (Read 19885 times)
Pages: 1 ... 14 15 16 [17] 18 19 20 Print
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
****
« Reply #640 on: 05-03-2008 09:21 »

-144: Comets are the icebergs of the sky.

-145: By jack-knifing from one comet to another you might get some kind of gravity boost.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
*
« Reply #641 on: 05-03-2008 10:10 »

-146: People yell at Zoidberg to put on pants.

-147: At funerals, according to Bender, everything should be louder and sadder!
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
**
« Reply #642 on: 05-03-2008 11:18 »

-148: Alien babes.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #643 on: 05-03-2008 19:26 »

-149 Bender likes Kenny Loggins
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
****
« Reply #644 on: 05-04-2008 03:14 »

-150: If you work for the central bureaucracy you can be posthumously demoted.
Turanga, A

Crustacean
*
« Reply #645 on: 05-04-2008 04:12 »

-151 Solid gold death stars have "Acilles Vents"

-152 Torgo's Powder's deadly but unstable
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
*
« Reply #646 on: 05-04-2008 08:32 »

-153: You can buy the Milky Way on eBay.

-154: Professor thinks orphans are cooler than Dwight and Cubert.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #647 on: 05-04-2008 13:25 »

-155: Ebay in the future takes cashier's checks.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
****
« Reply #648 on: 05-04-2008 13:44 »

-156: The being of inconceivable horror has an eBay account.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #649 on: 05-04-2008 14:06 »

-157: Galaxies are for sale on ebay in the future.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
****
« Reply #650 on: 05-04-2008 14:29 »

-158: You don't want to be old and lonely like ZOIDBERG!!!!!!
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
*
« Reply #651 on: 05-04-2008 15:04 »

-159: Nerds like David X. Cohen can be found at eBay.com
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
****
« Reply #652 on: 05-04-2008 15:30 »

-160: A head's ultimate goal in the head museum is to be in the front row.

-161: Looking after Narwhals is good experience for working in the head museum.

-162: Bender catches cronitons with his mouth.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
*
« Reply #653 on: 05-04-2008 15:42 »

-163: Bender can be a pepper grinder

-164: The essence of pure flavor is water
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #654 on: 05-04-2008 18:05 »

-165: Collecting cronitons will cause the galaxy to tear & rupture.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
*
« Reply #655 on: 05-04-2008 20:10 »

-166: A bomb in a case is just like a head in a jar

-167: Zoidberg is willing to do what the bomb wants.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #656 on: 05-04-2008 20:25 »

-168: Bender's self destruct code is 1A, 2B,3 BOOM!
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
****
« Reply #657 on: 05-05-2008 07:33 »

-169: James Doohan can't yodel.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #658 on: 05-05-2008 09:52 »

-170: Welshie was brought in to replace James Doohan when the Star Trek cast decided to do musical reunions in the 22nd century.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
****
« Reply #659 on: 05-05-2008 12:22 »

-171: Even in the future the old Star Trek rule still applies: if you want to survive an away mission, don't wear a red sweater.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #660 on: 05-05-2008 13:24 »

-172: The Star Trek actors will give up a paradise (rums: regular & spiced, etc) to avoid only 1 annoying Star Trek fan.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #661 on: 05-05-2008 19:18 »
« Last Edit on: 05-05-2008 19:18 »

-173: George Forman envies the dead.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #662 on: 05-05-2008 19:52 »

-174: Rich Little's head still does Howard Cosell impressions in the future.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
*
« Reply #663 on: 05-06-2008 05:26 »

-175: He's just a simple, country hyper chicken
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #664 on: 05-06-2008 10:34 »

riffing...

-176: who's under arrest for "that thar in-com-petence".
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
****
« Reply #665 on: 05-06-2008 14:05 »

-177: Ambergris: Noun; a grease-like product of the sperm whale's digestive tract that is used as a base in the finest perfumes. This has been ShepherdofShark, your guide to the world of facts.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #666 on: 05-06-2008 14:49 »

-178: The Planet Express medical plan only covers one type of shell replacement for Zoidberg; an all white shell with a bar code on it.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
*
« Reply #667 on: 05-06-2008 16:32 »

-179: That one's like a summer guy!
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #668 on: 05-06-2008 16:41 »

-180: Zapp Brannigan is so hard up that he'll settle for seeing a woman's elbow.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
****
« Reply #669 on: 05-06-2008 17:27 »

-181: Zapp has seen Linda's breasts.

-182: Linda has seen whatever Morbo has on his chest.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #670 on: 05-06-2008 20:53 »

-183: If you don't want to die by snu snu, Zapp will think you're gay.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
****
« Reply #671 on: 05-07-2008 11:06 »

-184: Zapp's quarters on the Nimbus are also known as the Lovenasium.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #672 on: 05-07-2008 13:53 »

-185: Rubbing Cheetah blood on the Planet Express ship engine won't make it go faster.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
*
« Reply #673 on: 05-07-2008 17:41 »

-186: 9, 10, a big fat hen.

-187: His name was Bender.

-188: Bender wants to drift through the American southwest
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #674 on: 05-07-2008 18:25 »

-189: Unlike other indian civilizations, Martians DO have a sense of possession.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
****
« Reply #675 on: 05-09-2008 09:11 »

-190: You can tell a NNY tourist by how they exit the tubes.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #676 on: 05-09-2008 10:35 »

-191: When logging onto the internet, you can actually walk down it's streets.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
*
« Reply #677 on: 05-09-2008 20:11 »

-192: Bayside Beans, they're the beaniest!

-193: Bender has always wanted to be a folk singer.

-194: Fire indeed hot!

-195: Every animal, robot, and some trees show the delta brainwave.

-196: Tonight they are slaves to nobody, except the rhythm.

-197: If you spray paint a building to say "Bender Lives Large and Kicks Ass", and then destroy it, it will say, "Bender Licks Ass"

-198: Santa Clause is friends with Jesus.

-199: Glagnar's Human Rinds are a muncha buncha cruncha human fun.

-200: Soylent cola varies from person to person.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #678 on: 05-10-2008 02:27 »

-201: Dr. Farnsworth likes Soylent cola.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
***
« Reply #679 on: 05-10-2008 04:18 »

-202: In the thrity-first century the internet is still primarily about porn.
Pages: 1 ... 14 15 16 [17] 18 19 20 Print 
 Topic locked! 
« previous next »
Jump to:  

SMF 2.0.17 | SMF © 2019, Simple Machines | some icons from famfamfam
Legal Notice & Disclaimer: "Futurama" TM and copyright FOX, its related entities and the Curiosity Company. All rights reserved. Any reproduction, duplication or distribution of these materials in any form is expressly prohibited. As a fan site, this Futurama forum, its operators, and any content on the site relating to "Futurama" are not explicitely authorized by Fox or the Curiosity Company.
Page created in 0.16 seconds with 36 queries.