1000 Things to Learn

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-203: The classic Loch Ness Monster photo is actually a picture of the Planet Express ship.

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-204: Signoids like to sleep in pizza ovens.

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-205: The Loch Ness Monster was just a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it

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-206: But it still draws a crowd.

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-207: Fry thinks Leelu will never be happy without him

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-208: Explosions can not only burn off your hair without hurting you, but can change your voice as well.

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-209: You don't have to change your voice much to fool Leela.

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Nice new avatar, Hobbitboy...

-210: While Super Miracle cream will give you super powers, you won't be able to command sea creatures.

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-211: Screaming is exactly what the bomb wants you to do.

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-212: Zoidberg is willing to do what the bomb wants

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-213: If you don't want to listen to Bender, hit the TV remote mute button.

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Originally posted by Seymour_My_Hero:
-212: Zoidberg is willing to do what the bomb wants

-214: Zoidberg is willing to do what almost anyone wants, except when it conflicts with #-210 (above).

   

Originally posted by seattlejohn01:
Nice new avatar, Hobbitboy...

Thanks seattlejohn01. I liked the bee (and like Impossible's version even better)  but I was also looking for a different and/or cool avatar. One of several ideas that I was considering for a custom avatar was Malachai Jnr (for the name/avatar resonance, because Shrimpkin is about as close to Hobbit as Futurama gets). But my own attempts at 'making' an avatar had been less than satisfactory. Then one day it occured to me to actually take a proper look through the available avatars and note down any that might be acceptable and the moment I saw this one I thought "WTF! Custom can wait. It's even facing the right way." And, voilà, there you go.

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-215: Beware Bender when he's wearing sunglasses; he's either being controlled by a virus program or he's getting ready to cheat at cards.

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-216: The data file is the correct answer to the "Robot Test" on Chapek 9.

-217: The flower is also acceptable.

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-218: Leela can dance the robot better than Fry

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-219: Bender doesn't know how either of them do it.

-220: Robots enjoy a free blast of searing hot resin.

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-221: Al Gore's head has ridden the mighty moon worm.

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Originally posted by seattlejohn01:
-221: Al Gore's head has ridden the mighty moon worm.

-222: But before that he (Al Gore) was a taxi driver.

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-223: Bender has a doomsday device permanently attached in his body cavity.

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-224: the word to activate it is a word that bender almost never uses

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-225: The word to activate the bomb used to be "ass", as in "bite my shiny metal ass".

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-226: Soon this topic will close and we need a new name

-227: Seymour_My_Hero has no suggestions

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-228: What about "1000 things we'd like to learn" or "1000 things we'd like to see in Futurama"?

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-229: Or 1000 Useless Facts About Futurama

-230: -254 and still counting! (Another idea :P)

-231: A Big Box of Learning: 1000 Fun Facts

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-232: CLARIFICATION REQUEST: What have you learned from Futurama?

-233: We need to keep the numbers though, let's just have them go up from whatever number it ends on.

-234: (Additional) I figure it works if you can try to link this thread to the Brain Spawn, cause they're trying to learn things.... those bastards, actually we could call it "Get there before the brains do", if you like.

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-235: That gives me an idea for a page title "They're trying to learn things, those bastards!"-1000 Facts

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-236: The next thread doesn't have to have a fact limit.

-237: I don't think it should have a fact limit (except the 20 page end, just as God intended).

-238: Without a fact limit we might finally succeed in our mission to understand and destroy the universe.

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-239: Just like the infosphere...

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-240: Infosphere 2.0, another idea for a title.

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-241: The title should definitely contain the word "infosphere".

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-242: "20 more pages of things to learn." is a possible title for the next thread in this vein.

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-243: So far my favourite is "They're trying to learn things, those bastards!" (just don't need the 1000 fact limit).

-244: My second fav is my own "CLARIFICATION REQUEST: What have you learned from Futurama?"

-245: Anchovie oil will lubricate robots permanently (thought we were losing sight of what the thread is for).

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-246: Fry would rather eat dead fish than use it to make billions of dollars.

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-247: Fry's secret PIN is the same as the price of a cheese pizza and a large soda at Panucci's

-248: 1077

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-249: Saying "anchovies" repeatedly destroys Pizza Robots

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-250: Getting yourself blown up is a great way to get chicks.

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-251: If your friend is killed by a space bee sting, you will go insane with guilt.

-252: Only too find out YOU were in a coma!

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-253: And that it wasn't guilt. 

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-254: Unbelievably, Space Bees make BOTH honey and jelly.

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-255: Fry can't swim in jelly as far as he knows.