1000 Things to Learn

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19: Both the Professor and Amy think the Great Rad Spot is mega-sweet for party boarding.

18: Lrrr cannot understand why Ross does not simply eat the other five.

17: Anything that will happen 1000 years later is none of our concern.

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16: Enus ate part of Bender's brain.

15: Bender secretly donated Fry's blood

14: Kif asked Amy to be his fon-fon ru.

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13: It is possible to move planets; you just need a big ass gravity pump.

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12: Leela calls yetis ice-crapping snow honkies

11: Nixon signs with his John Q. Nixon

10: Donkey Kong wants a million allowances worth of quarters

9: Fry could never get the last ship. His brother always had to get it for him

8: Fry studied the Nintendians all of 8th grade except for the day his eyeballs started to bleed.

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7: Simply learning to move the stars with a bad ass gravity pump will not win Leela's heart. Ironically she'll only be impressed by the message.

6: The Professor can make himself feel sad.

5: Bite is Bender's fifth most uttered word.

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9: Fry has a theory about eating; if he gets full, he goes to the bathroom & then he can eat more.

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4: Fry should write a book about said theory.

3: So he returned his artificial heart and ever since then he's been known as Honest Bender.

2: Fry's face can take alot of punishment which is good to know.

And the #1 thing all we learned from Futurama

1: The future is way cooler than the present in every concieveable way.

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HOORAY!!

1000 THINGS LEARNED!!

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I've forgotten them. (Explosive amnesia)

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-1: Hermes is always comparing things to green snakes and sugar cane.

Lets keep this going with negatives!

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Let me get this straight...does anyone here NOT have amnesia?

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-2: Mel Gibson starred in the film Bravehead

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-3: Its possible to buy the Milky Way on eBay

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-4: Fry doesn't keep Yogurt in his locker; it's milk, and "time makes fools of us all".

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-5: In order to keep your jacket in alphabetical order, the zipper should be at the bottom.

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-6: Never buy anything from Pi-kea.

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-7: Watch out for super-colliders; they sometimes super-explode.

"Enjoy for affordable SVeedish crap..."

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-8: If you have blood, is a 50/50 chance you're a squid

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-9: Buggalo shells make good rowing boats.

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-10: Martians DO have an understanding of possession.

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-11: Being poor is a mental illness

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-12: It doesn't require skill, or even courage, to become a DOOP space captain.

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-13 "Ladys and Germs" isn't always a joke.

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-14: If you don't get Femoil out of a male robot quick enough, you'll never be able to fill him back up with Testosteroil again.

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-15: Crazyness is contagious and so is having a dirty mind, i'd know.

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-16: It's possible to change sexes in the future, and change back...if you're a robot.

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-17: If your hair gets burned off, you can order new hair from, the hair robot.

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-18: Hair robots can go crazy

-19: You are in robot mental hospital, therefore you are a robot.

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-20: There are no 'uninteresting' numbers. (According to (some of) the writers. And they can prove it too!)

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-21: The What If Machine's predictions are accurate to within one tenth of a plausibility unit.

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-22: Water makes witches melt

-23: Being a robot, Bender has never felt at home in nude beaches.

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-24: In the age of genetic engineering, they can genetically engineer your naughty bits.

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-25: Chairman Koji's sward cost 5000 dollu.

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-26: If you win Iron Cook, you can instead take the title of Zinc Saucie...at double the prize money.

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-27 Housewives prefer Farnsworth's Killbots.

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-28: George Forman is a few burgers short of a grill.

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-29: Without robot hands Fry cant complete the opera that was captivating Leela.

-30: If he'd kept them, and she'd married the Robot Devil then he probably wouldn't want him dating her.

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-31: Morbo cant understand is teleprompter

-32: A "t" goes tuh!

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-33: Bachelor chow once had no flavour.

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-34: Fry would have starved if it werent for that sick vending machine