1000 Things to Learn

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114: If you want to make a robot change it's mind, make sure it touches it's antenna to an open electrical current.

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114: Leela loves every living creature.

113: A penguin pile up is similar to Hong Kong.

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112: If the earth is threatened by super intelligent brain spawn, Nibbler will finally speak.

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111: You call that an antenna?

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110: Slurms Mckenzie doesn't always want to party, but his contract says he has to.

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109: Slurms has had the same babes for forty years.

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108: Grunka Lunkas may think they've got a strong employment contract, but they're basically slave labor.

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107: Seymore the dog was fast-fossilized by a certain character's laser who likes to bend things (hermes?)

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106: "Dr." Zoidberg is a doctor in name only; he got his medical school diploma in a cereal box.

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105: Zoidberg belives wearing doctor's clothes makes you a doctor.

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104.  All the manual labor on Spa 5 is done by a single Australian man.

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103: Zoidberg lost his degree in a volcano

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102: Hermes used to be on the Jamaican Limbo team, but now he needs a special slimming suit to be able to limbo under the bar in competition.

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101: Jamaican's are interested in more things than just limbo...which is why their limbo team was detained at the airport.

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100: If you want to throw someone out of the central bureaucracy, you need to send someone for the forms to fill in & submit to get someone to throw them out. 

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99: Penguins don't think to highly of Puffins

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98: According to Bender, seat belts cost more lives than they save.

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97: Hermes jerks a mean prune.

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96: Leela had only one boyfriend she's spoken about before Lars; Sean.

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95: It's been debated whether Zoidberg is miserably lonely because he's poor or if it's because he's hideous

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94: Bender doesn't know what it's like to be a fembot living in a manbot's manputers world.

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93: Be careful if the Professor offers you employment in his Planet Express crew; his previous crews didn't fare too well...

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92: Dr. Zoidberg highly recommends the labor camp he sent Hermes to.

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91: Never put Hermes in a prison or labor camp; he'll look for ways for the prisoner's work to become more efficient.

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90: You can buy 5 shares of Amazon.com with one penny in the future!

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89: Never let Fry talk at your company annual meeting.  He'll find a way to make $107 shares of stock become worth $.03/share.

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88: People easily mistake Bender for a caucasian male when he robs pools.

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87: Bender was in a Fraternity at Mars University, which is where he learned to cram 57 humans in a phonebooth...most of which were kids.

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86: Mom loves Zoidberg's "immitation" of a poor person.

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886. two robots with a serial number expressed as the sum of two cubes are good-and-evil twins

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85: Somehow Bender's cigars can work under water near the under sea city of Atlanta

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84: It doesn't matter if you can't breathe underwater; just use the mouth/throat thing Umbrial gives you, & you'll be ok.

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83: You can see "Fiddler Under the Roof" with your mutant friends down in the sewers!

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82: If you're going to have sewer races with Mutants, look out for the giant 2 headed worm at the Y in the tubes.

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81: If Flexo had been stuck under that unbendable girder for another year, he would have been a goner!

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80: Look out for Leela when she's pissed; not even Yetis scare her...

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79: Welshi helped with some Star Trek reunions back in the 2200s.

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78: Fry has no problem dating mechanical women like Lucy Luibot.

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77: For some reason people are required to use an advanced wheelchair to tesify in a military trial.

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77: Welshiiii!!!!

76: The Professor has to buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it

75: Hermes can't go anywhere without lighting something up