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seattlejohn01

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« Reply #440 on: 03-31-2008 12:45 »

114: If you want to make a robot change it's mind, make sure it touches it's antenna to an open electrical current.
Frisco17

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« Reply #441 on: 03-31-2008 19:21 »

114: Leela loves every living creature.

113: A penguin pile up is similar to Hong Kong.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #442 on: 03-31-2008 21:08 »

112: If the earth is threatened by super intelligent brain spawn, Nibbler will finally speak.
Decapodian

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« Reply #443 on: 04-01-2008 17:37 »

111: You call that an antenna?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #444 on: 04-01-2008 17:58 »

110: Slurms Mckenzie doesn't always want to party, but his contract says he has to.
Frisco17

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« Reply #445 on: 04-01-2008 19:26 »
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109: Slurms has had the same babes for forty years.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #446 on: 04-01-2008 20:41 »
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108: Grunka Lunkas may think they've got a strong employment contract, but they're basically slave labor.
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #447 on: 04-02-2008 00:45 »

107: Seymore the dog was fast-fossilized by a certain character's laser who likes to bend things (hermes?)
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #448 on: 04-02-2008 01:48 »

106: "Dr." Zoidberg is a doctor in name only; he got his medical school diploma in a cereal box.
Decapodian

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« Reply #449 on: 04-02-2008 04:15 »

105: Zoidberg belives wearing doctor's clothes makes you a doctor.

bobbot

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« Reply #450 on: 04-02-2008 06:36 »

104.  All the manual labor on Spa 5 is done by a single Australian man.
tyraniak

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« Reply #451 on: 04-02-2008 10:55 »

103: Zoidberg lost his degree in a volcano
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #452 on: 04-02-2008 10:58 »

102: Hermes used to be on the Jamaican Limbo team, but now he needs a special slimming suit to be able to limbo under the bar in competition.
Frisco17

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« Reply #453 on: 04-02-2008 20:27 »

101: Jamaican's are interested in more things than just limbo...which is why their limbo team was detained at the airport.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #454 on: 04-02-2008 22:26 »

100: If you want to throw someone out of the central bureaucracy, you need to send someone for the forms to fill in & submit to get someone to throw them out. 
tyraniak

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« Reply #455 on: 04-02-2008 22:49 »

99: Penguins don't think to highly of Puffins
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #456 on: 04-02-2008 22:55 »

98: According to Bender, seat belts cost more lives than they save.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #457 on: 04-03-2008 03:42 »

97: Hermes jerks a mean prune.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #458 on: 04-03-2008 12:18 »

96: Leela had only one boyfriend she's spoken about before Lars; Sean.
tyraniak

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« Reply #459 on: 04-03-2008 17:26 »

95: It's been debated whether Zoidberg is miserably lonely because he's poor or if it's because he's hideous
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #460 on: 04-03-2008 17:42 »

94: Bender doesn't know what it's like to be a fembot living in a manbot's manputers world.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #461 on: 04-03-2008 17:46 »

93: Be careful if the Professor offers you employment in his Planet Express crew; his previous crews didn't fare too well...
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #462 on: 04-03-2008 17:48 »

92: Dr. Zoidberg highly recommends the labor camp he sent Hermes to.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #463 on: 04-03-2008 17:58 »

91: Never put Hermes in a prison or labor camp; he'll look for ways for the prisoner's work to become more efficient.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #464 on: 04-03-2008 20:12 »

90: You can buy 5 shares of Amazon.com with one penny in the future!
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #465 on: 04-03-2008 20:15 »

89: Never let Fry talk at your company annual meeting.  He'll find a way to make $107 shares of stock become worth $.03/share.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #466 on: 04-03-2008 20:17 »

88: People easily mistake Bender for a caucasian male when he robs pools.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #467 on: 04-03-2008 20:24 »

87: Bender was in a Fraternity at Mars University, which is where he learned to cram 57 humans in a phonebooth...most of which were kids.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #468 on: 04-04-2008 05:42 »

86: Mom loves Zoidberg's "immitation" of a poor person.
fredisdead9

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« Reply #469 on: 04-04-2008 09:28 »

886. two robots with a serial number expressed as the sum of two cubes are good-and-evil twins
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #470 on: 04-04-2008 14:33 »

85: Somehow Bender's cigars can work under water near the under sea city of Atlanta
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #471 on: 04-04-2008 14:37 »

84: It doesn't matter if you can't breathe underwater; just use the mouth/throat thing Umbrial gives you, & you'll be ok.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #472 on: 04-04-2008 14:40 »

83: You can see "Fiddler Under the Roof" with your mutant friends down in the sewers!
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #473 on: 04-04-2008 14:41 »

82: If you're going to have sewer races with Mutants, look out for the giant 2 headed worm at the Y in the tubes.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #474 on: 04-04-2008 14:46 »

81: If Flexo had been stuck under that unbendable girder for another year, he would have been a goner!
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #475 on: 04-04-2008 18:30 »

80: Look out for Leela when she's pissed; not even Yetis scare her...
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #476 on: 04-04-2008 18:32 »

79: Welshi helped with some Star Trek reunions back in the 2200s.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #477 on: 04-04-2008 18:48 »

78: Fry has no problem dating mechanical women like Lucy Luibot.
Frisco17

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« Reply #478 on: 04-04-2008 19:37 »

77: For some reason people are required to use an advanced wheelchair to tesify in a military trial.
PhilipJ.FryFan

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« Reply #479 on: 04-04-2008 19:41 »
« Last Edit on: 04-04-2008 19:41 »

77: Welshiiii!!!!

76: The Professor has to buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it

75: Hermes can't go anywhere without lighting something up
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