1000 Things to Learn

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74: Leela's dad still wants here to go out with Fly mutant

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73: Leela's not allowed to drink beer...until she finishes her tequila.

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72: Melllvar has 3 L's

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71: Tweenis 12 is a parody of a tween!

Wow..didn't figure that out. 

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70: Number Nine Guy likes to hide in places where nobody looks so people have to look that extra bit harder to find him or notice him.

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Originally posted by Seymour_My_Hero:
72: Melllvar has 3 L's

71: Don't ever tell that to George Takei.  After years of Star Trek conventions, he knows how to spell Melllvar.

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70: Piranhas can be "persuaded" to walk on land.

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69: If you have to create an invention for the inventors conference, a Death Clock just ain't gonna cut it.

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68: The Death Clock did not put all those youngsters in their place.

67: Claw'pla is a recent tradition.

66: Bender belives you speak Spanish by adding the letter 'o' to the ends of English words. (eg Fathero)

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65: If you turn Bender into a super fat human, you can hear "WOO!" when air escapes from to folds of his skin.

64: Bender has the magic ability to light cigars under water

63: Now that you've watched it, YOU CANT UNWATCH IT!

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62. Fry needs to end his stories one sentence ahead

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61: Leela learned her butt kicking Kung Fu at the orphanarium, from Master Fnug.

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60: Its true what they say. Men are from Omicron Persei Nine. Women are from Omicron Persei 7.

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59: The big brain am winning again!

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58: A 289 is a failure to scoop.

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57: There is no Mrs. Queequeg

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56: Leonard Nimoy doesn't do that anymore.

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55: Its a street corner telephone parlor!

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54: Telephone booths are the same as bathrooms.

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53: William Shatner would hug Leonard Nimoy if he had a body and wasn't a man.

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52: Zylex was made to disgruntle the viewer

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51: Bender is one skeleton short of a Mouseketeer reunion.

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50: Uncle Phil went on a fishy boat to the North Pole

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49: Bender was just there.

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48: Phillip Fry Jr. thinks Bender is made of Tinker Toys

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47: Subways are a mobile apartment with no rent.

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46. Fry thinks he should have been the 1st man on Mars.

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45: The plant only gets sick when Bender cooks.

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44: All Zoidberg has is a gland that emits foul odors when he's bored.

43: Bender could use a dooms day device more than the scammers.

42: Nibblers spaceship has a little tube for his extra eye.

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41: Soylent Cola varies from person to person

40: Thompsons Teeth are the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth

39: EVERYTHING in the future is recycled

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38: Dolomite wont cop out when there's heat all about.

37: Pazuzu gained his freedom by saving the Professor.

36: Glagnar's Human Rinds are a buncha muncha cruncha human.

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35: Morbo cant understand his teleprompter

34: The governor lady said "Im sending in more trains!"

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33: Nobody Doesn't like molton Boron

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32: You don't want to go to Cannibalon.

31: Don't lend your pants to anyone from the planet of the Moochers.

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30: If you're in the midst of an experiment gone terribly wrong, asking for help from Jesus, Zeus, Buddha or Satan won't work.

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29: Mini Fruit Salad Trees make great house warming gifts

28: Bender does crazy things when he's sober

27: If Santa wasn't frozen in the ground he'd harpoon you in the eye

26: The toy soldiers elves make are made from inferior wood

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25: You can't sue Fishy Joes for sticking a poppler up your nose and something stupid happening.

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24: In 20 years, Kif and Amy will have to care for their children.

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23: Amy will be ready then.

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22: The Robot Devil minds if you smoke

21:  Amy loves party boarding

20: Every time someone that has the last name "waterfall" appears on the show, they get killed.