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tyraniak

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« #480 : 04-04-2008 22:51 »

74: Leela's dad still wants here to go out with Fly mutant
seattlejohn01

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« #481 : 04-04-2008 22:52 »

73: Leela's not allowed to drink beer...until she finishes her tequila.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #482 : 04-05-2008 05:26 »

72: Melllvar has 3 L's
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #483 : 04-05-2008 12:36 »

71: Tweenis 12 is a parody of a tween!

Wow..didn't figure that out.  :rolleyes:
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #484 : 04-05-2008 12:38 »

70: Number Nine Guy likes to hide in places where nobody looks so people have to look that extra bit harder to find him or notice him.
seattlejohn01

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« #485 : 04-05-2008 15:10 »

 
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Originally posted by Seymour_My_Hero:
72: Melllvar has 3 L's
71: Don't ever tell that to George Takei.  After years of Star Trek conventions, he knows how to spell Melllvar.

Frisco17

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« #486 : 04-05-2008 19:10 »

70: Piranhas can be "persuaded" to walk on land.
seattlejohn01

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« #487 : 04-06-2008 02:32 »

69: If you have to create an invention for the inventors conference, a Death Clock just ain't gonna cut it.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #488 : 04-06-2008 04:28 »

68: The Death Clock did not put all those youngsters in their place.

67: Claw'pla is a recent tradition.

66: Bender belives you speak Spanish by adding the letter 'o' to the ends of English words. (eg Fathero)
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #489 : 04-06-2008 10:17 »

65: If you turn Bender into a super fat human, you can hear "WOO!" when air escapes from to folds of his skin.

64: Bender has the magic ability to light cigars under water

63: Now that you've watched it, YOU CANT UNWATCH IT!
tyraniak

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« #490 : 04-06-2008 11:02 »

62. Fry needs to end his stories one sentence ahead
seattlejohn01

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« #491 : 04-06-2008 11:09 »

61: Leela learned her butt kicking Kung Fu at the orphanarium, from Master Fnug.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #492 : 04-06-2008 11:29 »

60: Its true what they say. Men are from Omicron Persei Nine. Women are from Omicron Persei 7.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #493 : 04-06-2008 11:35 »

59: The big brain am winning again!
ShepherdofShark

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« #494 : 04-06-2008 11:58 »

58: A 289 is a failure to scoop.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #495 : 04-06-2008 12:36 »

57: There is no Mrs. Queequeg
ShepherdofShark

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« #496 : 04-06-2008 12:51 »

56: Leonard Nimoy doesn't do that anymore.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #497 : 04-06-2008 13:07 »

55: Its a street corner telephone parlor!
seattlejohn01

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« #498 : 04-06-2008 13:32 »

54: Telephone booths are the same as bathrooms.
ShepherdofShark

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« #499 : 04-06-2008 14:08 »

53: William Shatner would hug Leonard Nimoy if he had a body and wasn't a man.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #500 : 04-06-2008 15:27 »

52: Zylex was made to disgruntle the viewer
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #501 : 04-06-2008 16:54 »

51: Bender is one skeleton short of a Mouseketeer reunion.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #502 : 04-06-2008 17:17 »

50: Uncle Phil went on a fishy boat to the North Pole
ShepherdofShark

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« #503 : 04-06-2008 18:05 »

49: Bender was just there.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #504 : 04-06-2008 18:38 »

48: Phillip Fry Jr. thinks Bender is made of Tinker Toys
Frisco17

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« #505 : 04-06-2008 19:02 »
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47: Subways are a mobile apartment with no rent.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #506 : 04-06-2008 21:45 »
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46. Fry thinks he should have been the 1st man on Mars.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #507 : 04-07-2008 04:50 »

45: The plant only gets sick when Bender cooks.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #508 : 04-07-2008 05:37 »
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44: All Zoidberg has is a gland that emits foul odors when he's bored.

43: Bender could use a dooms day device more than the scammers.

42: Nibblers spaceship has a little tube for his extra eye.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #509 : 04-07-2008 10:46 »

41: Soylent Cola varies from person to person

40: Thompsons Teeth are the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth

39: EVERYTHING in the future is recycled
ShepherdofShark

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« #510 : 04-07-2008 13:57 »

38: Dolomite wont cop out when there's heat all about.

37: Pazuzu gained his freedom by saving the Professor.

36: Glagnar's Human Rinds are a buncha muncha cruncha human.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #511 : 04-07-2008 14:05 »

35: Morbo cant understand his teleprompter

34: The governor lady said "Im sending in more trains!"
PhilipJ.FryFan

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« #512 : 04-07-2008 14:09 »

33: Nobody Doesn't like molton Boron
ShepherdofShark

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« #513 : 04-07-2008 14:15 »
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32: You don't want to go to Cannibalon.

31: Don't lend your pants to anyone from the planet of the Moochers.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #514 : 04-07-2008 14:21 »

30: If you're in the midst of an experiment gone terribly wrong, asking for help from Jesus, Zeus, Buddha or Satan won't work.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #515 : 04-07-2008 14:29 »

29: Mini Fruit Salad Trees make great house warming gifts

28: Bender does crazy things when he's sober

27: If Santa wasn't frozen in the ground he'd harpoon you in the eye

26: The toy soldiers elves make are made from inferior wood
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #516 : 04-07-2008 14:31 »

25: You can't sue Fishy Joes for sticking a poppler up your nose and something stupid happening.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #517 : 04-07-2008 14:55 »

24: In 20 years, Kif and Amy will have to care for their children.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #518 : 04-07-2008 15:38 »

23: Amy will be ready then.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #519 : 04-07-2008 15:47 »

22: The Robot Devil minds if you smoke

21:  Amy loves party boarding

20: Every time someone that has the last name "waterfall" appears on the show, they get killed.
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